Your hot tip?

[OH NO]

Tesco's self-service checkouts are basically an invitation to steal sh*t. As long as the shop's busy and you don't overdo it, it's extremely easy to take an item from basket to bag without scanning. If anyone challenges you, just play dumb - nobody knows how those things are supposed to work.

 

 

Hehe spot on. Half the staff dont give a f*ck anyway..especially in those "mini" tescos that you get.

 

 

[Mark]

Christ, I think Haifaiv just about nailed it with both accounts.

 

Make sure you figure out what evening is on at a club if it's been known to do gay nights, especially if it's in your local town with people you know wandering about the place.

 

If you're wondering about trusting someone with secrets, throw em a fake one 1st that you don't mind playing down. If it gets back to you, you know not to trust em and can play it down anyway.

[TheRoper]

- Burn down, not across. Save the greens man.

- Wait till you can see the other car's headlights in your side mirrors before changing lanes.

- If you hate someone, try walking a mile in their shoes... That way, you'll be a mile away from them and have their shoes.

[Rhoda]

Take advantage of "buy one get one free" offers in bars and clubs, particularly those with free shots. On Friday I got a pint of Boddington's Smooth and a shot of Aftershock for £1.90 thanks to a free shot deal. Try to get acquired to the taste of the cheaper beer beforehand so you can stomach it too.

[HolyGrenadeFrenzy]

When you are in a new place or with new people......Work at keeping an open mind about what you know or what you think you know, this is doublily true when it comes to food.

 

NOw, myself I will try almost anykind of food at least once with an open mind......almost but not everything.

 

I would keep an open mind in the following way even in this circumstance though.

 

 

 

Chorizo, Shrimp and Vegetables is also quite tastey and for those of you who veer from pork........a nice BLT Sandwich is quite a nice and tastey treat as well.

[Rhoda]

Be a nice guy as well.

 

Take advantage of the "buy one get one free" offers at your local supermarket and give your free food from said offer to an elderly person, or someone who looks down on their luck. You're not losing out any money, and it's not like you're going to eat more than two boxes at a time.

[Effy in Chains]

If you get on old-style camcorder and modified the compartment which holds the tape, to hold a small gun (revolver or sumthin'),

then you could shoot someone you hate with ease! It would help even more if you could fit a silencer on the end of the gun.

[Stefan.]

When you are feeling hungry, drink a glass of water or two instead of having junk food. The stomach requires nutrients when you are hungry, and reads water as a form of food. After maybe two glasses, you should feel fine. Great for those that want to lose weight.

[stingray.]

When you are feeling hungry, drink a glass of water or two instead of having junk food. The stomach requires nutrients when you are hungry, and reads water as a form of food. After maybe two glasses, you should feel fine. Great for those that want to lose weight.

Yeah, but the stomach starts hurting, doesn't it? Especially in the morning?

[*MURDOC*]

I find that drinking a glass of water when Im hungry and dont have a chance to eat helps stave off hunger pains a bit longer, until I can get some nourishment.

 

It kinda keeps the acids from making my stomach hurt.

[Stefan.]

When you are feeling hungry, drink a glass of water or two instead of having junk food. The stomach requires nutrients when you are hungry, and reads water as a form of food. After maybe two glasses, you should feel fine. Great for those that want to lose weight.

Yeah, but the stomach starts hurting, doesn't it? Especially in the morning?

Nope. I would not recommend it or severe hunger, but for normal hunger; like when you are desirous for a junky snack or something.

[HolyGrenadeFrenzy]

If ever as a party goer you decide to use dry ice as a way to spark up your drinks never and I mean NEVER set your drink or let anyone else set their drink on top of an entertainment center of any kind.

 

If you do.....one will eventually be forgotten and as the dry ice draws the moisture out of the air it will start to freeze and it will draw moister into all kinds of equipment and ruin it.

 

Don't let this happen to you and don't let it happen to the people you know.

 

Fogging drinks are neat and these kind are extremely cold but be smart about it because this is one unexpected surprise that is not the kind you want to find during clean up.

[Stefan.]

If ever as a party goer you decide to use dry ice as a way to spark up your drinks never and I mean NEVER set your drink or let anyone else set their drink on top of an entertainment center of any kind.

 

If you do.....one will eventually be forgotten and as the dry ice draws the moisture out of the air it will start to freeze and it will draw moister into all kinds of equipment and ruin it.

 

Don't let this happen to you and don't let it happen to the people you know.

 

Fogging drinks are neat and these kind are extremely cold but be smart about it because this is one unexpected surprise that is not the kind you want to find during clean up.

I destroyed my friend's TV at his birthday party that way; thankfully, he was forgiving, and managed to let me be, without paying for it.

[Hayden]

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Edited September 12, 2011 by Hayden

[tuff_luv_capo]

 

I went to meet him and when he shook my hand he said "Hayden? That's an awesome name! I like your style!"  [/gay]

 

 

Your name's not Hayden.

 

 

 

If you're feeling, nauseous, suck on something like a halls or chew gum. It tricks your stomach into digesting faster as it prepares itself for more food.

[Mark]

Actually I posted this in the drunken coyote ugly style topic, but it applies in here well.

 

When going out for a good lash up, spread your money around different pockets. If you can, leave your card at home. This way, if you get wankered, you're less likely to crack open the plastic, nor are you likely to find all the money you've scattered about your pockets, thus saving more and probably giving you less of a wicked hangover.

 

Either that or as Guybrush suggested, just don't wear trousers. But that could get messy.

[Oddsock]

I don't know how long it takes yall to make eggs but for me it's 7 minutes.

 

All you do is take the pan and butter it up like you're supposed to, drop in the egg(s), then sprinkle some water around the pan and cover it. The steam will cook the eggs to a perfect yellow-white yolk in about 7-8 minutes.

[Claude GTA3]

1. kidnap

 

2. sex

 

3. run like f*ck

[TenaciousD.]

Tesco's self-service checkouts are basically an invitation to steal sh*t. As long as the shop's busy and you don't overdo it, it's extremely easy to take an item from basket to bag without scanning. If anyone challenges you, just play dumb - nobody knows how those things are supposed to work.

 

 

Hehe spot on. Half the staff dont give a f*ck anyway..especially in those "mini" tescos that you get.

Tesco Express. God, the one near me (I think Goodfella used to work there actually) is just like, a free for all. So easy to steal stuff from it, my mate just steals his lunch from there everyday. None of thoese barcode beeping machine things by the doors or anything.

[Gouveia]

NEVER PUT THAT INTERCOOLER ON THE 360!

 

Use Google Docs often. It's good to keep your things moveable when you don't have a CD-RW/pendrive or when you aren't sure if you can plug it on other PCs.

 

Gouveia's Awesome but common breakfast drink:

Mix Hersheys(any flavor, but I like the white one with cookies), Milk and Condensed Milk(That one that's dense and sweet)on the blender, and mix the hell out of'em. It's just too delicious, it wakes you up for good and keeps you waked.

[Taste Of Chaos]

 

Tesco's self-service checkouts are basically an invitation to steal sh*t. As long as the shop's busy and you don't overdo it, it's extremely easy to take an item from basket to bag without scanning. If anyone challenges you, just play dumb - nobody knows how those things are supposed to work.

 

 

Hehe spot on. Half the staff dont give a f*ck anyway..especially in those "mini" tescos that you get.

Tesco Express. God, the one near me (I think Goodfella used to work there actually) is just like, a free for all. So easy to steal stuff from it, my mate just steals his lunch from there everyday. None of thoese barcode beeping machine things by the doors or anything.

Lucky f*cks.

 

The one near me (Which I actually worked for unfortunately.) is among the biggest in England so I hear.

 

And its packed to the brim with over-caffenated bastards, trying to sneak anything out is like trying to sneak something out of area 51, without the Black Hawks and attack choppers.

[Hayden]

I went to meet him and when he shook my hand he said "Hayden? That's an awesome name! I like your style!" 

 

 

Your name's not Hayden.

Excuse me? Seriously, what the f*ck are you on about? I know my own name.

[anuj]

Getting Good Service in a Nightclub

 

This requires a decent amount of money. Quality service costs money. But do it right the first time around and you won't have to worry about getting ignored for twenty minutes while your friends and your girl get bored.

 

You ever been in a busy nightclub? You ever been ignored by the bartender for more than five minutes? Chances are, he's sized you up as a punk who won't tip even on a $100 tab. It's fair, though. He does that to everyone. You want to prove that you're different. When you order your first round, tip him very well, shake his hand, and ask his name. That way, you aren't just another customer. They have a reason to come serve you, whether it be that you tip well or that you aren't a jerkass.

 

This works in clubs extremely well. If you can't afford to tip big every time, then tip big on your first round and after that follow the rule of thumb of $1 tip per drink ordered.

 

Then again, if you're just out to get drunk, that $7.50 that a shot of Patron costs you (plus tip) will get you a six pack of Bud or pints of several cheaper hard liquors for pre-gaming. You cheap bitch.

 

Meeting Women

 

During promotion time, you have to talk to everyone. All I've learned about women in this time is:

 

- don't grab their f*cking elbow while they're walking by and yell "ay baybay" or some retarded sh*t like that.

- don't treat them as an object which you are solely trying to f*ck

- don't buy bitches drinks. If you can get them to buy you a drink, it gives them a reason to find you later and shows you're not some pushover bitch.