The Chain Story

[Mince]

He spends the night at Katie's house. The next day, he goes down to the betting shop and asks to speak to Woozie. Woozie comes out and says "Go away, Carl. I can kill you." CJ...

1. Says "I wanted to settle this, er...conflict."

2. Says "Man, chill the f*** out!"

3. Shoots Woozie with a Desert Eagle.

[xNamexTakenx]

Says, "I wanted to settle this, er...conflict." Woozie was just about to say something back, when he looked at one of his bookmakers. CJ didn't see it, but the bookie nodded at Woozie. Woozie sighs and says, "Alright, Carl. Let's go to my office." CJ and Woozie go into his office and they settle things. Its mainly because they both need each other. They both think of each other as powerful leaders. And besides, they used to be really good friends. As CJ is leaving...

 

1. Guppy drives up in a new Super GT. He tells CJ its a gift from Woozie.

2. Woozie calls him back and runs up to him. He gives him a big hug and starts bawling.

3. A car drives-by and performs a drive-by on CJ. Its the Da Nang Boys!

[mark-2007]

A car drives-by and performs a drive-by on CJ. Its the Da Nang Boys!

 

CJ dives behind a big SUV and bullets ricochet around him. The Da Nang car speeds away. Utter devestation has been wreaked upon the street.

 

- A woman and her child lay wounded on the sidewalk. CJ feels the need to help.

- Woozie runs out to see what's happened.

- The SUV has caught fire.

[xNamexTakenx]

Woozie runs out to see what's happened. CJ tells him everything. "Those bastards!" Yells Woozie. "Drop by later, Carl. We'll have our revenge." CJ leaves and goes to Ammu-Nation to stock up for the retaliation against the Da Nang Boys. He buys an AK-47 and some other weapons. He leaves and goes where?

 

1. To the local Burger Shot to eat before the big battle.

2. To Katie's home to see if she came back from her vacation.

3. To his garage in Doherty to see if Cesar is there.

[mark-2007]

To his garage in Doherty to see if Cesar is there.

 

He heaves up the rusted door and sees a brand new Infernus; sleek, black and sitting in his garage. A note is under the windscreen wiper. It reads:

 

Carl,

 

I'm glad we've put this behind us.

 

Hope you like this little gift.

 

Your friend, Woozie.

 

"Aww, sweet!" CJ says with excitement and rushes to open the door. On the seat is a key. He rams it into the ignition and the engine flicks into life.

 

BOOM!

 

CJ respawns at hospital.

 

- Woozie is at his bedside with an explanation.

- CJ is out for revenge and heads to Woozie's office in Chinatown.

- CJ calls Sweet for back-up, he's going to raid Woozie's house in Palisades.

[Stefan.]

Woozie is at his bedside with an explanation. "The Da Nang Boys must have broke into the garage and rigged the car. One of our boys, Shin Liu, was going to give you the present, but his body was found mutilated in a dumpster behind the garage."

 

"Crap, man, a'ight, I forgive you."

 

"When you get out, come by the betting shop and we'll plan our attack."

 

The next day, Carl drops by at the betting shop. As he enters the office, Woozie begins discussing the plans with Carl, and three other Triad members; Wei Zhang, Jianguo Chung and Dong Chow. "Alright, our plan is to kidnap the Da Nang's leader, Lam Nguyen, from his restaurant on Pier 69. However, he has 3 bodyguards with him at all times. The restaurant's name is Song Han."

 

• The 5 set off for Song Han.

• The 5 wait one night before heading off.

• The 5 decide to call Cesar to help with the job.

[Korin14]

The 5 set off for Song Han. All of them make it to the place, the 3 Triads set up their sniper rifles on a building near by, while Woozie and Carl attack Lam Nguyen from the pier...

 

1. Plans work out, and Lam gets killed.

 

2. Plans fail, and Lam escapes.

[Mince]

Plans fail, and Lam escapes. His 3 bodyguards kill all of Woozie's backup. Woozie himself is shot, and CJ runs after Lam.

1. CJ shoots Lam with a Desert Eagle and he dies.

2. Lam gets into a parked Uranus and drives off.

3. Lam is run over by the trolley and killed.

[Korin14]

Lam is run over by the trolley and killed. CJ laughs so hard, that a Da nang reforcement unit appeared.

Woozie gets shot repeatly, while CJ kills them all quickly...

 

1. CJ picks up Woozie and takes him to Hosptial.

 

2. CJ picks up Woozie and tosses him into the ocean, but Woozie lives.

[xNamexTakenx]

CJ picks up Woozie and takes him to the hospital. They make it in time and Woozie is treated. CJ leaves and tells Woozie that he'll be back soon. There is a funeral going on for Lam Nguyen. A lot of Da Nang Boys are there. CJ is pissed, so he takes an AK-47 and starts massacring all the Da Nang Boys. The opposing side suck at trying to kill CJ, so they all die. CJ has got his revenge, so now...

 

1. He collects all the dropped cash from all the dead Da Nang Boys and celebrates.

2. He goes to pick up Woozie. He takes him home and tells him everything that just happened. Woozie is pleased.

3. He still doesn't feel like he's got his revenge. So, he rigs a car with a bomb and blows up Song Han, a Da Nang Boys front.

[Korin14]

He still doesn't feel like he's got his revenge. So, he rigs a car with a bomb and blows up Song Han, a Da Nang Boys front. The Da Nang Gang get wiped out in the north of San Fierro, they all retreat back to the forest and southern San Fierro. CJ goes to pick up Woozie, and he tells him about the things he did to the Da Nang Boys.

 

1. Woozie and CJ return to Las Venturas, not worrying about the Da Nang Boys anymore.

 

2. Woozie and CJ decide to go and finish off the Da Nang Boys once and for all.

[xNamexTakenx]

Woozie and CJ return to Las Venturas, not worrying about the Da Nang Boys anymore. Woozie continues to run his casino in LV, whie CJ acts as a bouncer. Some small-time thugs enter the building, causing trouble, so CJ tells them to leave. They pull out a 9mm and points it to CJ's face. "You messin' wit da wrong guy, foo'!" CJ yells. He takes out an uzi and tells them to leave, yet again. What do they do?

 

1. They get scared and run outta there, as fast as they can.

2. They think that CJ is a busta and a shoout-out occurs in the 4 Dragons Casino.

3. They surrender and CJ, along with some Triads, kick out the young thugs and tell them to never come back.

[mark-2007]

They think that CJ is a busta and a shoout-out occurs in the 4 Dragons Casino.

 

Bullets are flying everywhere and CJ dives behind a roulette table. A croupier falls, wounded, beside him and he steps over the body, peers around the side of the table, and runs to the next. A bullet glances where his head had just been and hits a pile of casino chips which scatter across the floor. Triad back-up comes from the security guards. CJ and the trouble-makers are surrounded on the casino floor.

 

- CJ stands up to show himself as a friend of the guards.

- CJ rolls beneath the roulette table and pops off a few shots at the trouble-makers.

- CJ waits for the guards to apprehend the trouble-makers.

[Korin14]

EDIT: Damn, not again.

 

 

 

CJ rolls beneath the roulette table and pops off a few shots at the trouble-makers.

 

1. The Trouble Makers take a few bullets, and run for their lifes.

 

2. The Trouble Makers die after taking alot of gun fire.

Edited May 4, 2008 by Korin14

[mark-2007]

The Trouble Makers take a few bullets, and run for their lifes.

 

The Police arrest them outside. Relaxing Wu Zi Mu's office, Woozie pours him a glass of cognac.

 

"Drink up, Carl," he says and they clink glasses together. "To a long and fruitful friendship." He says and raises his glass.

"Yeah, fo' sho', Woozie," CJ clinks glasses once more.

 

Woozie walked around the back of CJ and pulled out something from the cabinet - a 9mm. He walked back round to face CJ and aimed the gun between his eyes.

 

"Ah, Carl," he said, as if talking to a child. "How innocent you are."

"Whut!?" CJ said, incredulous. "What are you doing Woozie?"

"Carl, you idiot," he began to explain. "We had that falling out recently and I saw an opportunity. Rig a bomb in your garage to injure you. Blame it all on the Da Nangs so that you would help eradicate them. Don't you see?"

"sh*t, Woozie you motherf*cker!" CJ yelled.

 

- Woozie shoots him in the face.

- CJ tries to run to the elevator, but he's too slow.

- CJ finishes his drink calmly and stares at Woozie.

[Korin14]

CJ finishes his drink calmly and stares at Woozie. "Carl, don't run, fight me" Woozie says, tossing Carl a Katana.

The fight goes on for a while, and Carl eventually cuts Woozie in the arm, who falles to the ground saying "Carl, good for you....." Woozie trails off...

 

1. Carl picks up the almost-dead Woozie and carries him to the Hosptial.

 

2. Carl leaves him, and walks out the door.

[mark-2007]

Carl leaves him, and walks out the door.

 

Woozie picks up the 9mm that he dropped and fires a shot into CJs spine. Carl twists and tumbles to the floor, moaning in a heap. Woozie struggles to his feet and stumbles over to Carl.

 

"Dear dear, Carl," he says and fires a final bullet into his cranium.

 

- CJ respawns at the hospital by the airport.

- CJ respawns and sets out to kill Woozie.

- CJ respawns and goes into hiding in the desert.

[Korin14]

CJ respawns and goes into hiding in the desert. CJ goes to a small town located just above the Airstrip.

Carl starts his Desert life by earning cash, by selling hot dogs...

 

1. CJ makes 200 dollars that day.

 

2. CJ makes nothing that day.

 

3. CJ encounters some of Woozie's hitman, and is forced to switch towns again.

 

4. Woozie tries to call CJ, but the signal isn't connected to Las Venturas to CJ's location

 

5. CJ makes 200,000, but it turns out to be fake cash.

[mark-2007]

CJ encounters some of Woozie's hitman, and is forced to switch towns again.

 

He goes to Bayside and relaxes there in the sun. Cesar and Kendl come visit him the first day he is there.

 

"Hey brother, how are you?" Kendl asks, concerned.

"Ahh, I'm okay, Woozie won't find me here," CJ responds.

"You know, me and you can hunt that Chink f*ck down, together," Cesar promises.

"Cesar, don't say that," Kendl says. "You know how angry you get when people called you a spic or greaseball."

"Yeah, you're right hon'," he says.

"Thanks though Cesar," CJ says gratefully. "I might take you up on that offer."

 

- Later that day they decide to plan on how to kill Woozie.

- CJ says they'll plan another day.

- CJ decides to take a trip into San Fierro.

[Mince]

Later that day they decide to plan on how to kill Woozie. "Okay" CJ says. "Woozie is taking a little trip to East Los Santos to visit his cousin tomorrow. He'll have 3 Triads guarding him the whole time. We kill them, then Woozie. Ceaser- you, me, and some Varios can do the job." Ceaser agrees. The two...

1. Go to get Vario help in Little Mexico.

2. Go to Ammunation to get ammo and armor.

3. Go to Burger Shot to get energy.

[xNamexTakenx]

Go to get Varrios help in Little Mexico. When they do, some Vagos come up to them and ask, "Wat'choo foo's doin' in our turf?" "Let us do our business, eh!" Responds Cesar. The Vagos take out 9mms and point their weapons at the Varrios. CJ's crew responds by taking out their weapons, too. Behind their backs, Woozie's car drives by and Woozie sees CJ and Cesar. They drive away and by the time CJ and Cesar look behind, they're gone. What do they do?

 

1. CJ and Cesar get in their cars and give chase. But, Woozie and his men are way too far ahead.

2. CJ and Cesar have to settle this problem with the Vagos, first.

3. CJ goes after Woozie, while Cesar and his boys defeat the Vagos.

[mark-2007]

CJ and Cesar get in their cars and give chase. But, Woozie and his men are way too far ahead.

 

CJ is relentless though in the chase. He weaves in and out of traffic after the Triad car and soon they are right behind them. Woozie's driver decides to try throw the tale by driving onto the railroad. CJ follows suit, almost tipping the car as it makes contact with the tracks.

 

- They plunge themselves into darkness as the chase leads into a tunnel - neither driver can see.

- Woozie's car skids erratically and falls off into a ravine.

- A train comes into sight, speeding towards the two cars.

[xNamexTakenx]

Woozie's car skids erratically and falls off into a ravine. CJ stops his car and gets out to look. There's a huge mess, down below. Woozie gets out and seems to be alive, for a few minutes. Then, his body stops moving, lifelessly. CJ calls Sweet and they see that Woozie is dead. CJ takes out a gun and says, "Let's see if its done." "No, bro," replies Sweet. "Its done!" The Johnson brothers go back home. What happened to Woozie's body?

 

1. It turns out that Woozie wasn't dead, after all. The paramedics saved him, just in time!

2. Some raging hobos tore apart his body.

3. His body respawned at the Jefferson hospital. He goes back to Las Venturas, to keep away from CJ.

[Mince]

His body respawned at the Jefferson hospital. He goes back to Las Venturas, to keep away from CJ. The event is soon forgotten, and the Woozie/CJ nemisis becomes more apparent.

 

The next day, CJ gets a call on his cell phone. It is...

 

1. Katie, she wants CJ to join her for sushi at a resturaunt in Garcia.

2. Big Smoke, wanting to know what CJ's been up to for the past 2 weeks.

3. Denise, who has somehow COME BACK FROM THE DEAD!

[xNamexTakenx]

It is Katie, she wants CJ to join her for sushi at a restaurant in Garcia. They go together and have a great time. As they are leaving, some Rifa come up to them and asks, "You Grove Street?" "Fo' life," replies CJ. "Wat'choo doin' in our 'hood, foo'?" They take out 9mms and are about to attack CJ. "We was just leavin' now!" Yells CJ. "We don' give a f*ck!" Yells the Rifa. He punches CJ and he falls to the floor, with a broken nose. What does CJ do?

 

1. He gives them money to leave him and Katie alone. They will get out of their turf as soon as they can.

2. He takes out his uzi and takes down one Rifa. The others run away, scared sh*tless.

3. He gets up and chokes the Rifa to death. The others point their guns at him, but Katie kicks them out of their hands.

[Korin14]

He gets up and chokes the Rifa to death. The others point their guns at him, but Katie kicks them out of their hands. They run off, and CJ says " Thanks Katie, I own you one." "No problem, CJ" she repilies, CJ and Katie head back to Jefferson Motal, to find any GSF hanging around, because he wants to find LB...

 

1. There is a GSF homie, and he says "LB is at San Fierro"

 

1. There is no GSF homie, and CJ and Katie get ambushed by Rifas, But Varrios Los Aztecas arrive to stop the Rifas's attack.

 

[xNamexTakenx]

There is a GSF homie, and he says, "LB is in San Fierro." "Aww, man!" Exclaims CJ. "Now, we have to go all tha way back. Let's go Katie." So, CJ and Katie go back to San Fierro. They don't know where to find LB, so CJ drops off Katie at her house and tells her he'll pick her up later. Just then, he gets a call from LB. "Meet me at the destroyed yay factor," he says, and hangs up. CJ gets there to find...

 

1. LB along with some GSF homies. He tells CJ that he might want to build a lock-up in this area, since it was destroyed.

2. Some Rifa there to ambush CJ. It was a trap! It wasn't really LB who called!

3. LB who is stoned with some yay. CJ gets angry at him for doing drugs, and out of nowhere, B-Dup comes out with a gun.

[Korin14]

LB who is stoned with some yay. CJ gets angry at him for doing drugs, and out of nowhere, B-Dup comes out with a gun. "CJ, I am here to talk to you, don't run away or i'll shoot you." B-Dup says. "B-Dup you f*cked up Big Bear before, and now LB?!" CJ runs and picks up LB, and rushes to...

 

1. The Factory, deeper inside the compound.

 

2. CJ gets killed, and respawns.

 

3. LB gets shot in the leg, and falls, but CJ grabs him, and they both get in a car and use the ramp to make it out of there.

[Mince]

LB gets shot in the leg, and falls, but CJ grabs him, and they both get in a car and use the ramp to make it out of there. When they get on the street, however, there is a Rifa car waiting to attack! The cars drive through the district of Doherty when...

1. CJ blows up the Rifa car.

2. The trolley rams into CJ's car. LB is thrown out of the car, and CJ is killed and respawns.

3. A cop car drives by, chasing another car. The cop car slams into the Rifa's car, which goes tumbling into the ocean.

[xNamexTakenx]

A cop car drives by, chasing another car. The cop car slams into the Rifa's car, which goes tumbling into the ocean. "Well," says CJ. "We got rid of that f*ck!" CJ and LB make it to CJ's garage. Cesar sees what happened and comes running outside. Both CJ and Cesar help LB to a bed. They lay him down and Kendl comes in with a first aid kit. They tend to LB's wound and make it better. However, LB is still stoned. What happens next?

 

1. Some Rifa drive-by on the Doherty garage and cause a lot of destruction. But, nobody was hurt.

2. CJ and Cesar go out to hunt down B-Dup and take him down. Kendl stays behind to take care of LB.

3. Some cops follow the trail of blood to CJ's garage and break down the door. They arrest CJ because they think he kidnapped somebody.