Gouveia Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Why not just give'er a box of chocolates? And if she says it will make her fat, you'll know how to waste the calories Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311979-anybody-know-any-sweet-sht-to-put-into/?do=findComment&comment=1057502786 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claude GTA3 Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Roses are red Blood is red too, you better watch out,I'll kill you. Pimp style Ey,bitch,be my Valentine, cuz' DAMN girl,yo're mighty fine! Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311979-anybody-know-any-sweet-sht-to-put-into/?do=findComment&comment=1057502935 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanillainy Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 I have no idea why, but I've been laughing for 5 minutes because of this. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311979-anybody-know-any-sweet-sht-to-put-into/?do=findComment&comment=1057502956 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush Threepwood Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Roses are red,violets are blue, I want to f*ck you skinny, you fat whore you. That's how you keep it classy, folks. Everyone take a moment to appreciate Brusheh's high standards and take a lesson for the road. btw hi2u <3 Thanks brotherman, although my high standards are often described as, and I quote, 'jesus christ, what the hell did you do now? why can't you be normal? Someone get a bucket.' Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311979-anybody-know-any-sweet-sht-to-put-into/?do=findComment&comment=1057502967 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shylock Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 I decided to bring this over from another topic... Cheerio Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311979-anybody-know-any-sweet-sht-to-put-into/?do=findComment&comment=1057503046 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Svip Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Violets are blue roses are not compared to Hillary Clinton you're pretty hot Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311979-anybody-know-any-sweet-sht-to-put-into/?do=findComment&comment=1057503057 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HolyGrenadeFrenzy Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Make your own card. On the front put a picture of yourself with the words,"I heard about this awesome day called Valentine's Day meant True Loves and Romance and such and thought I should do something special for you." Inside the card put a picture of her as part of the card and then these words,"I am still just totally OMG they made a day for YOU! Yours Truely, >INSERT YOUR NAME<" This is as honest as it can be if you are really in love with someone then the person you think of in relation to Valentine's Day is them. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311979-anybody-know-any-sweet-sht-to-put-into/?do=findComment&comment=1057503085 Share on other sites More sharing options...
1066ant Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Make your own card. On the front put a picture of yourself with the words,"I heard about this awesome day called Valentine's Day meant True Loves and Romance and such and thought I should do something special for you." Inside the card put a picture of her as part of the card and then these words,"I am still just totally OMG they made a day for YOU! Yours Truely, >INSERT YOUR NAME<" This is as honest as it can be if you are really in love with someone then the person you think of in relation to Valentine's Day is them. Ha, thats great! Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311979-anybody-know-any-sweet-sht-to-put-into/?do=findComment&comment=1057503108 Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Don Son Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Write the link to this topic. I'm sure she'll find you romantic. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311979-anybody-know-any-sweet-sht-to-put-into/?do=findComment&comment=1057503286 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris cambo Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Roses are red Violets are blue This card is sh*t But it reminds me of you Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311979-anybody-know-any-sweet-sht-to-put-into/?do=findComment&comment=1057504160 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/6507/12...7369editbe2.jpg I have no idea why, but I've been laughing for 5 minutes because of this. f*cking x2. Bwahahahaha! Roses are red Grass is green So open your legs And I'll f*ck you clean Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311979-anybody-know-any-sweet-sht-to-put-into/?do=findComment&comment=1057504196 Share on other sites More sharing options...
WalkerBoh Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Put "my cock makes you squirt fluid a darker white then mine with my hand alone" ForTheWin. Or "ho i dont care if you a ho I love you like santa loves hos" Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311979-anybody-know-any-sweet-sht-to-put-into/?do=findComment&comment=1057504483 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayC Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 (edited) Guybrush wins on the first reply. I'm not even going to bother now. Ed: Put Journey lyrics in. Bitches tremble for Journey. Edited February 14, 2008 by JayC Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311979-anybody-know-any-sweet-sht-to-put-into/?do=findComment&comment=1057504511 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikesta Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 God Dammit I had the greatest poem, but it;s nothing compared to Guybrush's Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311979-anybody-know-any-sweet-sht-to-put-into/?do=findComment&comment=1057505143 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kristian D'Agustino Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 "up the bum no baby's" Oh my dear lord, I'm actually going to use this. Cheers buddy boy Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311979-anybody-know-any-sweet-sht-to-put-into/?do=findComment&comment=1057505470 Share on other sites More sharing options...
anuj Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 'don't forget, march 14th is steak and blowjob day' Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311979-anybody-know-any-sweet-sht-to-put-into/?do=findComment&comment=1057505485 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin2006rhs Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 (edited) Kevin's Guide to a Happy Valentines Day Go to movies. Buy large popcorn (or small popcorn for some of you guys. Remember, its not the size of your ship, its the motion in the ocean.) Cut hole in bottom of popcorn bowl/bag Put your willy in the hole Wait for girl to find the "buried goods" Sit back and watch the movie You get what you want and she gets dinner and a movie. EDIT: nuj, March 14th can't be "Steak and Blowjob day. That day is my sisters 18th b-day. Edited February 14, 2008 by kevin2006rhs Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311979-anybody-know-any-sweet-sht-to-put-into/?do=findComment&comment=1057505510 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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