Mr. Self Destruct Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 (edited) Well any help would be appreciated really. I'm totally stuck. Discuss. Edited February 13, 2008 by Mr. Self Destruct Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311979-anybody-know-any-sweet-sht-to-put-into/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush Threepwood Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Roses are red, violets are blue, I want to f*ck you skinny, you fat whore you. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311979-anybody-know-any-sweet-sht-to-put-into/#findComment-1057501481 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blind Joe Death Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 A picture of your cock. No joke, they dig it. And why can't all valentines bullsh*t discussion be posted in the valentines topic? That's what it's there for. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311979-anybody-know-any-sweet-sht-to-put-into/#findComment-1057501482 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Self Destruct Posted February 13, 2008 Author Share Posted February 13, 2008 well obviously I didn't check for one. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311979-anybody-know-any-sweet-sht-to-put-into/#findComment-1057501521 Share on other sites More sharing options...
x SHXC Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Well, obviously you should've checked for one. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311979-anybody-know-any-sweet-sht-to-put-into/#findComment-1057501523 Share on other sites More sharing options...
G MONEY $$$ Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Typically sh*t isn't sweet but I suppose sprinkling it with sugar might help. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311979-anybody-know-any-sweet-sht-to-put-into/#findComment-1057501541 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Roses are red,violets are blue, I want to f*ck you skinny, you fat whore you. That's how you keep it classy, folks. Everyone take a moment to appreciate Brusheh's high standards and take a lesson for the road. btw hi2u <3 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311979-anybody-know-any-sweet-sht-to-put-into/#findComment-1057501579 Share on other sites More sharing options...
asimov Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 "up the bum no baby's" Work that in there somehow and your a shoe in. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311979-anybody-know-any-sweet-sht-to-put-into/#findComment-1057501603 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mostwanted468 Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 put this in your valentines card The following is the lyrics from the song Because i was high by Afroman I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high, I'm serious I was gonna eat your pussy to, but then I got high Now i'm jacking off and I know why 'cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311979-anybody-know-any-sweet-sht-to-put-into/#findComment-1057501752 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefan. Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high, I'm seriousI was gonna eat your pussy to, but then I got high Now i'm jacking off and I know why 'cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high Funny. What ever happened to the good ol' I love you? Or are people to sexual these days? Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311979-anybody-know-any-sweet-sht-to-put-into/#findComment-1057501784 Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicko Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high, I'm seriousI was gonna eat your pussy to, but then I got high Now i'm jacking off and I know why 'cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high Funny. What ever happened to the good ol' I love you? Or are people to sexual these days? Somebody hasn't had a girlfriend in some time. Your mum's c*nt is red Your granny's is too They might be f*cking old But they're better than you! Roses are red Violets are blue Your mum was the best f*ck which is why I'm ditching you Winners right thar. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311979-anybody-know-any-sweet-sht-to-put-into/#findComment-1057501948 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Somebody hasn't had a girlfriend in some time. Your mum's c*nt is red Your granny's is too They might be f*cking old But they're better than you! Roses are red Violets are blue Your mum was the best f*ck which is why I'm ditching you Winners right thar. Those won't help with the ladies, they will only get you their mothers. I mean, sure, if you're into that kind of thing... Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311979-anybody-know-any-sweet-sht-to-put-into/#findComment-1057501956 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girish Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Sweet, eh? How about a flavoured condom? Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311979-anybody-know-any-sweet-sht-to-put-into/#findComment-1057502053 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uno Carb Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Roses are red,violets are blue, I want to f*ck you skinny, you fat whore you. You really can't beat this. You really can't. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311979-anybody-know-any-sweet-sht-to-put-into/#findComment-1057502090 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Depending on the chick, replace 'love' with 'wub'. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311979-anybody-know-any-sweet-sht-to-put-into/#findComment-1057502206 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryuclan Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Somebody hasn't had a girlfriend in some time. Your mum's c*nt is red Your granny's is too They might be f*cking old But they're better than you! Roses are red Violets are blue Your mum was the best f*ck which is why I'm ditching you Winners right thar. Those won't help with the ladies, they will only get you their mothers. I mean, sure, if you're into that kind of thing... Hey, moms are getting younger and younger lol. Anyway just look up a random poem that you are sure nobody has ever heard and say you wrote it for her. I know its kind of wrong but whatever, she won't check. If she finds out, tell her that Your words alone couldn't describe what you feel for her...so you employed the works of a more suitable writer Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311979-anybody-know-any-sweet-sht-to-put-into/#findComment-1057502324 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Umm, your semen. That's what I'm doing. Love Poem. You are like the breeze on an autumn day Cool, refreshing and a little annoying You brighten my day like the sun Staring at you makes my retinas melt. Happy Valentine's Day! <3 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311979-anybody-know-any-sweet-sht-to-put-into/#findComment-1057502365 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shylock Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Give directions to your dick. Obviously if you are needing to make her a card you are still trying to get a little stanky on the hang down. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311979-anybody-know-any-sweet-sht-to-put-into/#findComment-1057502367 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OH NO Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Hey, moms are getting younger and younger lol. Anyway just look up a random poem that you are sure nobody has ever heard and say you wrote it for her. I know its kind of wrong but whatever, she won't check. If she finds out, tell her that Your words alone couldn't describe what you feel for her...so you employed the works of a more suitable writer Ha nice one. Covering all the angles. Topics starter, Some more information may help us. What does this girl look like? what is her hair colour? where does she live? Do her parents ever leave her on her own? Is there a back way in to her house? Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311979-anybody-know-any-sweet-sht-to-put-into/#findComment-1057502381 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryuclan Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 @Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus: Wow do you work for Hallmark? lol @OH NO: Yeah you need to know at least two of the questions there. Especially the last two Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311979-anybody-know-any-sweet-sht-to-put-into/#findComment-1057502389 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 @Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus: Wow do you work for Hallmark? lol No, I wouldn't want my work to be mass-produced. I guess I'm just a romantic... Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311979-anybody-know-any-sweet-sht-to-put-into/#findComment-1057502400 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryuclan Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 @Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus: Wow do you work for Hallmark? lol No, I wouldn't want my work to be mass-produced. I guess I'm just a romantic... An artist he is lol. I say you give his a try. She'll like it, if she doesn't then she don't know jack. (wow did I just say that?) Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311979-anybody-know-any-sweet-sht-to-put-into/#findComment-1057502484 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LCSurvivor Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF All my base Are belong to you. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311979-anybody-know-any-sweet-sht-to-put-into/#findComment-1057502525 Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTiger Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 A condom, she'll know the deal. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311979-anybody-know-any-sweet-sht-to-put-into/#findComment-1057502595 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saget Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Card? A sweet whisper in her ear would have much more effect. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311979-anybody-know-any-sweet-sht-to-put-into/#findComment-1057502672 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OH NO Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Card? A sweet whisper in her ear would have much more effect. Mmmmm... sweet wispas. Try fitting that in her ear. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311979-anybody-know-any-sweet-sht-to-put-into/#findComment-1057502695 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taste Of Chaos Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 I want to f*ck you rigid... Happy valentines from 'your name' Would that work? Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311979-anybody-know-any-sweet-sht-to-put-into/#findComment-1057502704 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doink Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 It still baffles me why anyone would ask for love advice in here of all places. You're better off buying a Hallmark card, bud. And I'm not trying to be a bitch at all, if I'm coming off that way. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311979-anybody-know-any-sweet-sht-to-put-into/#findComment-1057502705 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Struff Bunstridge Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 I want to f*ck you rigid...Happy valentines from 'your name' Would that work? It'd work on me. But I think he's after someone a bit more sensitive. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311979-anybody-know-any-sweet-sht-to-put-into/#findComment-1057502707 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aimee Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311979-anybody-know-any-sweet-sht-to-put-into/#findComment-1057502747 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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