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Well any help would be appreciated really. I'm totally stuck.

Discuss.

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Guybrush Threepwood

Roses are red,

violets are blue,

I want to f*ck you skinny,

you fat whore you.

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Blind Joe Death

A picture of your cock.

 

No joke, they dig it.

 

 

 

And why can't all valentines bullsh*t discussion be posted in the valentines topic? That's what it's there for.

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Roses are red,

violets are blue,

I want to f*ck you skinny,

you fat whore you.

That's how you keep it classy, folks. Everyone take a moment to appreciate Brusheh's high standards and take a lesson for the road.

 

btw hi2u <3

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mostwanted468

put this in your valentines card

 

The following is the lyrics from the song Because i was high by Afroman

 

I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high, I'm serious

I was gonna eat your pussy to, but then I got high

Now i'm jacking off and I know why 'cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high

 

 

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I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high, I'm serious

I was gonna eat your pussy to, but then I got high

Now i'm jacking off and I know why 'cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high

Funny. dozingoff.gif

 

What ever happened to the good ol' I love you? Or are people to sexual these days?

 

 

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I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high, I'm serious

I was gonna eat your pussy to, but then I got high

Now i'm jacking off and I know why 'cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high

Funny. dozingoff.gif

 

What ever happened to the good ol' I love you? Or are people to sexual these days?

Somebody hasn't had a girlfriend in some time.

 

Your mum's c*nt is red

Your granny's is too

They might be f*cking old

But they're better than you!

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Your mum was the best f*ck

which is why I'm ditching you

 

Winners right thar.

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Somebody hasn't had a girlfriend in some time.

 

Your mum's c*nt is red

Your granny's is too

They might be f*cking old

But they're better than you!

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Your mum was the best f*ck

which is why I'm ditching you

 

Winners right thar.

Those won't help with the ladies, they will only get you their mothers. I mean, sure, if you're into that kind of thing... dozingoff.gif

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Roses are red,

violets are blue,

I want to f*ck you skinny,

you fat whore you.

You really can't beat this. You really can't.

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Somebody hasn't had a girlfriend in some time.

 

Your mum's c*nt is red

Your granny's is too

They might be f*cking old

But they're better than you!

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Your mum was the best f*ck

which is why I'm ditching you

 

Winners right thar.

Those won't help with the ladies, they will only get you their mothers. I mean, sure, if you're into that kind of thing... dozingoff.gif

Hey, moms are getting younger and younger lol. Anyway just look up a random poem that you are sure nobody has ever heard and say you wrote it for her. I know its kind of wrong but whatever, she won't check. If she finds out, tell her that Your words alone couldn't describe what you feel for her...so you employed the works of a more suitable writer ph34r.gif

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Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus

Umm, your semen. That's what I'm doing.

 

Love Poem.

 

You are like the breeze on an autumn day

Cool, refreshing and a little annoying

You brighten my day like the sun

Staring at you makes my retinas melt.

 

Happy Valentine's Day! <3

BRUTUS WUZ HERE. LOLZ.

(Heroic reference. Not related to GTAF member by same name, g'dammit.)

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Give directions to your dick. Obviously if you are needing to make her a card you are still trying to get a little stanky on the hang down.

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Hey, moms are getting younger and younger lol. Anyway just look up a random poem that you are sure nobody has ever heard and say you wrote  it for her. I know its kind of wrong but whatever, she won't check. If she finds out, tell her that Your words alone couldn't describe what you feel for her...so you employed the works of a more suitable writer ph34r.gif

Ha nice one. Covering all the angles.

 

 

Topics starter, Some more information may help us. What does this girl look like? what is her hair colour? where does she live? Do her parents ever leave her on her own? Is there a back way in to her house?

 

 

 

 

 

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@Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus: Wow do you work for Hallmark? lol

 

@OH NO: Yeah you need to know at least two of the questions there. Especially the last two ph34r.gif

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Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus
@Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus: Wow do you work for Hallmark? lol

No, I wouldn't want my work to be mass-produced. tounge.gif

 

I guess I'm just a romantic...

BRUTUS WUZ HERE. LOLZ.

(Heroic reference. Not related to GTAF member by same name, g'dammit.)

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@Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus: Wow do you work for Hallmark? lol

No, I wouldn't want my work to be mass-produced. tounge.gif

 

I guess I'm just a romantic...

An artist he is lol. I say you give his a try. She'll like it, if she doesn't then she don't know jack. (wow did I just say that?)

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Card? A sweet whisper in her ear would have much more effect.

Mmmmm... sweet wispas.

 

 

user posted image

 

 

Try fitting that in her ear. Shifty41s_beerhatsmilie2.gif

 

 

 

 

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Taste Of Chaos

I want to f*ck you rigid...

Happy valentines from 'your name'

 

Would that work?

Opportunity knocks once in a lifetime, temptation will lean on the doorbell.
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It still baffles me why anyone would ask for love advice in here of all places.

 

You're better off buying a Hallmark card, bud.

 

And I'm not trying to be a bitch at all, if I'm coming off that way.

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Struff Bunstridge
I want to f*ck you rigid...

Happy valentines from 'your name'

 

Would that work?

It'd work on me.

 

But I think he's after someone a bit more sensitive.

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