cold fusion 33 Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 I already tapped both of them. You have no chance at a girlfriend.Have fun fapping for the rest of your life. Exactly how large do you consider "reasonable"? Girls like guys who are dicks to them. Walk up to her tomorrow, throw her books on the ground and call her a fat c*nt. She'll blow you right there.Trust me bro. We have the same birthday. Seconded. Cali knows the truth. I saw it happen with my own two eyes. He slapped her book against the locker and told her to quit acting like a psycho bitch. She locked onto him and lunged for his weiner. It was all professional grade skin fluting from that point. Word son. Ashleigh dude i f*cked her last week just kidding well kind of you see the ashleigh im talking about had black hair For some reason this line made me piss myself laughing. I think if you're posting a topic like this, then you don't have much of a chance. The best advice is to Moonwalk up to her and shout "I'm so baaaad!" while cupping your dick and giving a Michael Jackson forward kick.She will be smoking your meat cigar in no time! lol But if you want some gash then grow a tash, I mean it worked for Ron Jeremy Aye, that's a guaranteed way into their panties these days. Jesus christ thanks for all of the helpful replies I mean sh*t you just posted . I am amazed at how many people will say things like 'Go stick your cock in their mouth, they will love it. Hilarious. I think you should stop asking complete strangers for their opinions. Including this one. I do not see why asking for advice on an internet forum is bad, I mean everybody on here are real people and have varied experiences/ advice from all different ages. Where else could you find that so easily? Don't say 'Go ask your mother'.... Back on topic, I think you do have a chance, if you can keep going with her in a way that won't make her think something along the lines of 'Jeez why is this guy still following me', try and get together slowly, it seldom works just metaphorically bursting in and asking her out. It just doesn't happen. Well I think that's all I have to say... For now... Good luck Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311971-getting-a-girlfriend/?do=findComment&comment=1057503733 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris cambo Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 You have no chance at a girlfriend. Have fun fapping for the rest of your life. LMFappingAO Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311971-getting-a-girlfriend/?do=findComment&comment=1057503747 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Say "bitch, I wanna be inside you," and she will undoubtedly give in. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311971-getting-a-girlfriend/?do=findComment&comment=1057503822 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slamman Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 (edited) lol, my father used to call me big will, now he just calls me stoner,sh*tface, and snugglebunny I would be kinda worried about that if I was you. I have to say, very TWISTED For the record, women are afraid of me, I think... mostly. I have that sweet tooth teeth rot goin for me, and the unwashed long hair deadbeat look.. as my avatar plainly shows. I think the best best is Net chat rooms, people do meet online, but that's not specific to your case, I suggest setting up one on one web camming if you email already! This is a serious response, I think it would work better for people who feel more open online like I do, then face to face. I feel I've disclosed too much. Note to self> SHUT UP! Funny response edit now: If I don't, you certainly don't I read your posts and saw your pic! I'm just being up front about it hahahaha Edited February 13, 2008 by Slamman Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311971-getting-a-girlfriend/?do=findComment&comment=1057503975 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Jesus christ thanks for all of the helpful replies I mean sh*t you just posted . I am amazed at how many people will say things like 'Go stick your cock in their mouth, they will love it. Hilarious. Calm the f*ck down. This is teh internets. Sorry but I don't come online to be a f*cking advisor for people...I'd expect pay for that. I come online to be a total ass. Don't know about the others on here. @Author: No offence but you're coming across as quite the stalker. I say play it easy. Flirt, but keep a distance. Don't whatever you do, come across like "OMG I'd do anything for you" cause then they'll do one of 2 things, either laugh at you, or go out with you and rinse you of every penny you have. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311971-getting-a-girlfriend/?do=findComment&comment=1057504234 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isonis Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Right. You have a interesting thing here. I would keep friends with her, have targets... like maybe to see her more each day, then hug her etc... You shouldn't tell her too much about what you do on the internet, or play loads of GTA etc..keep that hidden. I did and it worked, I still do Play cool with them..be funny, tell jokes...but don't overcook it. Don't go to far and make her think you are weird. There's no problem with living a double life, it is the triple and quadruple lives that get you in the end. Last Thursday it was the end of school, we had a 1 week break (this week). There is this girl who I have been getting friendly with @ school....for a while now. We were standing outside school she went on her bus..i walked past and saw that she was watching something on her iPod which I gave her (no, not porn or anything like that), so when I had put my bags down, i texted her. And she told me to go and speak to her, so we were talking for around half an hour, when someone on her bus came outside and said "She loves you" and so I said "I love her too" right in front of her. She has a bf though =(, but she said, "I don't love you but I really really like you", and we continued talking....then she got on her bus, went to the window waved like crazy and blew me a kiss, so I did the same, as a reflex action kind of, i didn't have time to think about it, i just did it then i walked off to go and get my stuff Sorry for my long and boring story, and my grammer is bad but it is late. So yea, I wish you luck Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311971-getting-a-girlfriend/?do=findComment&comment=1057504385 Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Don Son Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Flirt with her friends. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311971-getting-a-girlfriend/?do=findComment&comment=1057505140 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikesta Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 (edited) There's only one way to a girl's heart...Make her cry and them comfort her ...It worked for me Edited February 14, 2008 by Mikesta Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311971-getting-a-girlfriend/?do=findComment&comment=1057505202 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brutuz Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Yea, Comforting makes them really like you, just make sure its someone else that makes her cry or w/e. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311971-getting-a-girlfriend/?do=findComment&comment=1057505302 Share on other sites More sharing options...
willgtavcs Posted February 14, 2008 Author Share Posted February 14, 2008 Jesus christ thanks for all of the helpful replies I mean sh*t you just posted . I am amazed at how many people will say things like 'Go stick your cock in their mouth, they will love it. Hilarious. Calm the f*ck down. This is teh internets. Sorry but I don't come online to be a f*cking advisor for people...I'd expect pay for that. I come online to be a total ass. Don't know about the others on here. @Author: No offence but you're coming across as quite the stalker. I say play it easy. Flirt, but keep a distance. Don't whatever you do, come across like "OMG I'd do anything for you" cause then they'll do one of 2 things, either laugh at you, or go out with you and rinse you of every penny you have. i have never even followed her around, i just say i hi and talk to her when i see her Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311971-getting-a-girlfriend/?do=findComment&comment=1057505308 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 I feel sorry about my previous advice, here's some relavent information; Get your friends to stage a hit-and-run so that you can run her to a hospital and be her manly saviour. She will love you for it... if she survives. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311971-getting-a-girlfriend/?do=findComment&comment=1057505444 Share on other sites More sharing options...
anuj Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Man, our funny to white-noise ratio is really dipping low these days. OP - Play it by ear. If you have to change yourself or follow advice in order to find out who it is that she's attracted to, then you're just going to be pissed six months in when she's constantly asking you to do sh*t because she expects you to do it. If you stay natural and just see where it goes, you'll see if she really likes you or if she's more friend material. Not to say there's anything wrong with that. You're 14. I would've killed to have female friends who could've given me some insight into their whole f*cking gender instead of just "dating" random girl after girl. Also, you're 14. Again, you're 14. I'm not saying don't have a friend to hold your hand while drinking punch at your Halloween sock hop. I'm just saying don't be too quick to get defined by who you're with and not who you are. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311971-getting-a-girlfriend/?do=findComment&comment=1057505496 Share on other sites More sharing options...
swolo yaggins Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 lol, my father used to call me big will, now he just calls me stoner,sh*tface, and snugglebunny I would be kinda worried about that if I was you. I have to say, very TWISTED Says the guy who looks like Cerbera. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311971-getting-a-girlfriend/?do=findComment&comment=1057505516 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kristian D'Agustino Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Never-ending comotion = fail I'm daring you to prove me otherwise boy. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311971-getting-a-girlfriend/?do=findComment&comment=1057505538 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonKing Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Well you're asking a internet forum on girl advice, so i think the answer is pretty clear............ Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311971-getting-a-girlfriend/?do=findComment&comment=1057505562 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digïtál £vîl Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Good coincidental lineup of topics. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311971-getting-a-girlfriend/?do=findComment&comment=1057505576 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyGanteks Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Good coincidental lineup of topics. I took that for my signature,when i saw the girlfriend topic on the top of the page. Haha! Anyways,its valentines day today,thought of any plans Will? Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311971-getting-a-girlfriend/?do=findComment&comment=1057505589 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iminicus Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 sh*tty rant Way to ruin my awesomeness. Thanks a sh*tload cold fusion. I still stand by I tapped them both first. OP TS whatever, Whip your dick and balls out in front of her and say 'I maybe small but I got balls.' Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311971-getting-a-girlfriend/?do=findComment&comment=1057505595 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isonis Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 You guys here really are a bunch of stoners. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311971-getting-a-girlfriend/?do=findComment&comment=1057505925 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woody510 Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 You guys here really are a bunch of stoners. Especially me But anyway, I'm sure It's already been said a hundred times, but seriously dude, and take it from me.....we need to see some pictures. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311971-getting-a-girlfriend/?do=findComment&comment=1057506197 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryuclan Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 lol, my father used to call me big will, now he just calls me stoner,sh*tface, and snugglebunny I would be kinda worried about that if I was you. I have to say, very TWISTED For the record, women are afraid of me, I think... mostly. I have that sweet tooth teeth rot goin for me, and the unwashed long hair deadbeat look.. as my avatar plainly shows. I think the best best is Net chat rooms, people do meet online, but that's not specific to your case, I suggest setting up one on one web camming if you email already! This is a serious response, I think it would work better for people who feel more open online like I do, then face to face. I feel I've disclosed too much. Note to self> SHUT UP! Funny response edit now: If I don't, you certainly don't I read your posts and saw your pic! I'm just being up front about it hahahaha Oh wow dude, I didn't think that was you, thought it was a pic of Jesus or something. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311971-getting-a-girlfriend/?do=findComment&comment=1057506229 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cold fusion 33 Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 sh*tty rant Way to ruin my awesomeness. Thanks a sh*tload cold fusion. I still stand by I tapped them both first. OP TS whatever, Whip your dick and balls out in front of her and say 'I maybe small but I got balls.' At least my collaboration of all of your sh*t was more useful than all anything you said. I maybe small but I got balls? Is that your main chat up? Good luck You are a comedian I must say. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311971-getting-a-girlfriend/?do=findComment&comment=1057506616 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy... Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 You know Cold Fusion, being mean to a girl actually works (did for me ) so some of what you say is bullsh*t... Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311971-getting-a-girlfriend/?do=findComment&comment=1057507740 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cold fusion 33 Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 (edited) Well maybe but I wouldn't say walking up to a girl and shoving your cock in her mouth is really the best way to get her to go with you is it? I'm sure you weren't that mean . The point I am trying to make is people on the forum trying to get cheap laughs out of a subject that someone takes seriously... I'm all for taking the piss out of people who deserve it but otherwise it's kinda out.... so some of what you say is bullsh*t... Compared to some of the other things I quoted? Edited February 14, 2008 by cold fusion 33 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311971-getting-a-girlfriend/?do=findComment&comment=1057507755 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 You know Cold Fusion, being mean to a girl actually works (did for me ) so some of what you say is bullsh*t... x2 now that I think of it. Girls at least like the treat em mean approach...not to mention, winding a girl up is actually closer to flirtation than people realise. Actually, in certain circumstances, it can be seen as flirting. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311971-getting-a-girlfriend/?do=findComment&comment=1057507767 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy... Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 You know Cold Fusion, being mean to a girl actually works (did for me ) so some of what you say is bullsh*t... x2 now that I think of it. Girls at least like the treat em mean approach...not to mention, winding a girl up is actually closer to flirtation than people realise. Actually, in certain circumstances, it can be seen as flirting. It's the kinky ones that like it I think. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311971-getting-a-girlfriend/?do=findComment&comment=1057507789 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cold fusion 33 Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 I'm not trying to say that treating girls mean isn't going to work, I'm sure it does in some cases I'm just saying that posting crap like 'Walk up to her, bone her on the spot' sort of thing is just rubbish... Now I just want to stop posting myself now I am just spamming... Darn sarcastic people on this forum who think they have a chance at humor Does anybody else feel the same way as I? I doubt it... Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311971-getting-a-girlfriend/?do=findComment&comment=1057507791 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 You know Cold Fusion, being mean to a girl actually works (did for me ) so some of what you say is bullsh*t... x2 now that I think of it. Girls at least like the treat em mean approach...not to mention, winding a girl up is actually closer to flirtation than people realise. Actually, in certain circumstances, it can be seen as flirting. It's the kinky ones that like it I think. Best in the bedroom too! Yarhar! @cold fusion: It's just our way of signalling "You really shouldn't be asking for help on an internet forum full of guys". Posts like the ones you're on about undermine any real meaning to anyones responses, which to be fair is what should happen. I wouldn't take relationship advice off a bunch of teenage blokes. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311971-getting-a-girlfriend/?do=findComment&comment=1057507846 Share on other sites More sharing options...
anuj Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 I'm not trying to say that treating girls mean isn't going to work, I'm sure it does in some cases I'm just saying that posting crap like 'Walk up to her, bone her on the spot' sort of thing is just rubbish... Now I just want to stop posting myself now I am just spamming... Darn sarcastic people on this forum who think they have a chance at humor Does anybody else feel the same way as I? I doubt it... I was going to respond seriously but then I saw this. This. This is you. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311971-getting-a-girlfriend/?do=findComment&comment=1057507867 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cold fusion 33 Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 (edited) I must say that is a stupid picture of me Along with every other picture of me.... Having the piss taken out of me by Anuj... Damn... But stupid looks and sh*t hairdo aside why do people find such rubbish posts necessary... Ohh well I am just going on and on... Edited February 14, 2008 by cold fusion 33 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311971-getting-a-girlfriend/?do=findComment&comment=1057507875 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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