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Canofceleri

Dead Baby Jokes

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Canofceleri

We've all heard them... what do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? an erection. why do you put a baby in a blender feet first? to see the expression on its face when you turn it on.

 

Are these jokes offensive and why? Does it reveal a subconscious societal agression toward infancy, possibly revealing humanity's inherent disdain at being born ourselves (see Freud's Thatanos)? Harmless fun? Sadistic evil pervading thoughout our Godless culture? Something else?

 

As the Japs say: Debateahoooahhhhchingchowchin!

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Hayden

What's the difference between sand and a baby's blood? You can't gargle sand.

 

Let's just say some of them aren't as bad as the alternatives. I don't have a problem with them.

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Rhoda

What's the difference between a sack full of dead babies and a Porsche?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

 

What's worse than a pile of dead babies?

A pile of dead babies and one live baby trying to eat it's way out.

 

What sits in the corner with a smile gradually getting bigger and bigger?

A baby eating razor blades.

 

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I have more, but I'm not going to go on. I don't have a problem with sick jokes as they're there to extract that reaction from the spectator. I also think they're displays of wit, especially if you make them up. I can see why people get offended and upset regarding sick jokes (baby ones in particular) but they don't bother me in the slightest, they usually make me do a face that's a combination of these two:

wow.giflol.gif

 

It's down to the ears of the beholder.

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Girish

Frankly speaking, I didn't understand a single one let alone laugh or cry at them.

In simpler words, they're not funny. They appear to me as products of a sick mind.

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Hayden
Frankly speaking, I didn't understand a single one let alone laugh or cry at them.

In simpler words, they're not funny. They appear to me as products of a sick mind.

The humour is the absurdity of them.

 

What's the difference between sand and menstrual blood?

 

You can't gargle sand.

 

Same premise.

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Rhoda
Frankly speaking, I didn't understand a single one let alone laugh or cry at them.

In simpler words, they're not funny. They appear to me as products of a sick mind.

Like I said, some of the humour behind it is the actual shock value. You could say that there's more humour for the teller of the joke, simply looking at the audience's reaction.

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nlitement

 

Frankly speaking, I didn't understand a single one let alone laugh or cry at them.

In simpler words, they're not funny. They appear to me as products of a sick mind.

Like I said, some of the humour behind it is the actual shock value. You could say that there's more humour for the teller of the joke, simply looking at the audience's reaction.

Whoa, boo, that sure was shocking. It's more like embarrassment to the joke's teller unless he speaks to an audience full of people who are revolted by 2girls1cup a.k.a. Web 2.0's exclusive Internet shock site, that stomps the balls of Goatse, tubgirl, and all friends alike. Or wait, what?

 

The jokes suck, are unfunny, not shocking, and 2girls1cup is nothing special either. smile.gif

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Rhoda
Frankly speaking, I didn't understand a single one let alone laugh or cry at them.

In simpler words, they're not funny. They appear to me as products of a sick mind.

Like I said, some of the humour behind it is the actual shock value. You could say that there's more humour for the teller of the joke, simply looking at the audience's reaction.

Whoa, boo, that sure was shocking. It's more like embarrassment to the joke's teller unless he speaks to an audience full of people who are revolted by 2girls1cup a.k.a. Web 2.0's exclusive Internet shock site, that stomps the balls of Goatse, tubgirl, and all friends alike. Or wait, what?

Just because you find them tame, doesn't mean everybody does. If I told one of those baby jokes to some sensitive to such material, I'm sure they'd be shocked...

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Straznicy

For me there's no shock value in them, and they're not funny, nor are they going to instigate any infuriated response from a sane person.

 

They're boring.

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Shylock
For me there's no shock value in them, and they're not funny, nor are they going to instigate any infuriated response from a sane person.

 

They're boring.

I will admit they used to be funny when I first started hearing them. But they quickly got old and became more and more stupid with each joke. Kind of like the Chuck Norris jokes. They had their time and now they just suck.

 

I, however, do find it funny when someone thinks dead baby jokes are still "in" and drops one in front of a group of people who immediately give them the "wtf" look. Not to mention that is the quickest way to figure out who the morons are by who laughs at the jokes.

 

But I will agree they are boring.

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Saggy

Well, the humor and the offensiveness of the jokes have a lot to do with each other. Many times when these jokes are told, I find other people's offended reactions to them funnier than the joke itself. Other times the prospect of, "What would some old Christian woman do" runs through my head and makes me laugh, but overall the actual humor of these jokes doesn't cut mustard, and really the only humor involved after the first time you've heard one joke is simply the offensiveness.

 

There are a lot of jokes that have this sort of dynamic, such as racist or sexist jokes. While they're often so far from clever as to make your head hurt, the true comedy does not necessarily come from the "shocking" factor, but to the extent that it will or does offend other people. They're cheap thrills.

 

 

However, I think that in some ways, jokes that have this dynamic can reflect on a deeper more sinister social conscience. If relating it to racist jokes, one may think about a group full of Skin Heads or KKK members sitting around telling them, or a group of men throwing around sexist jokes. What that makes me wonder, is what part of society does the wish to offend with these jokes reflect? We have our racists, and our sexists, but is anyone truly against babies?

 

I think as a whole, dead baby jokes are used by people trying to offend, whether this is to attempt humor or to attempt at some type of "Godless" or "Rebel" image. The true appeal of these types of jokes I think, is that they're not that easily grouped as people who tell only sexist or only racist jokes, which may help complete some type of "mysterious" image so many want to accomplish. The jokes are typically more morbid or sinister than hateful, which helps to achieve that "dark" image so many are after.

 

Coincidentally, a lot of the people using these types of jokes also try to express themselves as "Godless", so I think that it does not stem from a lack of Christian morals as much as it does people realizing the best things to attack to be offensive, radical, and otherwise "different". These people are typically innocuous people rather than sinister, but are just trying to display an outward image rather than hating anything or any group of people. To put it bluntly, these types of jokes are used by people who do not care who they offend, but just want to offend as many people as possible; the type of people that will probably follow the baby jokes up with a round of racist or sexist jokes. They sling crap wantonly, and so they don't reflect the same focused, hateful intent that a group of racists or sexists telling their respective brand of jokes does. The bottom line is that if these people were even half as "dark" or "mysterious" or "sinister" as they try to appear to be, their main focus wouldn't be telling jokes to accomplish that.

 

What you have left is the 90% of us that simply find some type of humor in the offensive nature of it. Whether that's from telling one of the jokes ever once in a while and just hearing the, "Oh, that's awful," or the thrill of having someone over hear it and get upset.

 

What I wonder is why we have such an obsession with offending people and being offended.

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Oblivionz

I don't really find them humorous, but I don't find them offensive either. The same goes for most people I know.

 

What's worse than three dead babies nailed to one tree?

One dead baby nailed to three trees.

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D- Ice

 

What's worse than a pile of dead babies?

A pile of dead babies and one live baby trying to eat it's way out.

 

Hahaha, ROFLMAO lol.gif .

I never heard of Dead Baby Jokes till now, and I find the one above hilarious. Now I get what you all mean, laughing at it kinda makes me question my morality and if I'm a sick sadistic asshole... Well, it was fun laughing! biggrin.gif

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GTA3Rockstar

What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree?

One baby stapled to ten trees

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SHXC
What sits in the corner with a smile gradually getting bigger and bigger?

A baby eating razor blades.

That's sick as f*ck.

 

I believe they're just like racist jokes. Some people like them, other's don,'t, but at the end of the day, a joke is a joke.

 

I'm all for a joke, but some jokes go too far, which is when the joke should stop.

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Statutory Ray

Most of them are done to death, but to date I haven't heard this one from anyone but myself:

 

How do you make a baby cry twice?

Wipe your bloody dick on it's teddy bear.

 

I still use it at parties.

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Eddie280

I think its interesting what you said about these jokes being a sunconscious aggression towards infancy. Ive never really thought about it from that angle.

 

I think part of the jokes stem from the alieness of a new born baby. Despite being humans they dont seem quite human because they cannot speak or walk and are completely dependant on adults. And so often people are scared of babies because they seem so different.

 

Another way of looking at these jokes could be that the tellers are jealous of the child because they dont have the stress and resposibility of age. Still more people could see the baby as weak and so dislike children because they remind them of their own vulnerability.

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asimov

I don't find them funny or offensive. To me it is people just trying too hard to get that shock factor in a joke. Lame.

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Claude GTA3

* What's funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby in a clown costume!

 

* What's funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.

 

* How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?

The dog plays with it more.

 

* What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby?

Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples

 

* How do you make a dead baby float?

Take your foot off of it's head.

 

* What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

 

* Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones?

Because they're hand made.

 

* What's brown and gurgles?

A baby in a casserole.

 

* What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?

A baby with a punctured lung.

 

* What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

f*cked.

 

* How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

 

* What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?

Art.

 

* What do you call a dead baby, a rat, 6 week old bread and a gherkin?

A B*g Mac.

 

* What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob

 

* What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?

A baby playing in a plastic bag.

 

* How do you make a man pregnant?

Stick a dead baby up his ass!

 

* How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?

Stick a javelin through it's head.

 

* How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends how hard you throw them.

 

* What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?

A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

 

* What's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of baby guts?

You can't gargle gravel.

 

* What gets louder as it gets smaller?

A baby in a trash compactor.

 

* What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying in a ditch?

Phil.

 

* What's the difference between a Dead Baby and a tree?

One is legal to hit with an AX.

 

* What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?

A baby with a black eye!

 

Got plenty more where that came from.

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nlitement

The only funny dead baby joke I found:

 

What do you get when you put a baby in a microwave and put it on highest?

An erection.

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