Sabin8 Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 I was browsing through the screenshots released and I came upon this one screenshot where Niko looked especially badass. And then it struck me, that in that screenshot he had an uncanny resemblance to none other than. Chuck Norris Im thinking that maybe they were separated at birth and Niko went on to become the Eastern European version of Chuck Norris, and now he is looking for that special someone aka, Chuck Norris. And since there can only be one Chuck for this planet, they must have a epic showdown. I pretty much just gave away the ending for GTA lV. This is just a joke meant to get people's minds off of waiting for the game. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311528-finally-figured-out-why-niko-is-so-badass/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyJim Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 (edited) rofl nice plot man ... I think Niko looks like Jacob in that picture. You forgot one major detail tho.... Chuck norris already had his epic showdown and lost to bruce lee Edited February 11, 2008 by CrazyJim Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311528-finally-figured-out-why-niko-is-so-badass/#findComment-1057493026 Share on other sites More sharing options...
VignetteZ Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 Oh great, here comes all the Chuck Norris jokes. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311528-finally-figured-out-why-niko-is-so-badass/#findComment-1057493030 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA3Freak-2001 Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 Well imo he looks a bit like Peter Weller, not in his famous Robocop role but as the space cowboy in the Sci-Fi series Odyssey 5 which still makes Niko a baddass. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311528-finally-figured-out-why-niko-is-so-badass/#findComment-1057493031 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrislawrance Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 thats pretty good. kinda a combination of chuck norris and wesker from resi. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311528-finally-figured-out-why-niko-is-so-badass/#findComment-1057493032 Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyJim Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 Well imo he looks a bit like Peter Weller, not in his famous Robocop role but as the space cowboy in the Sci-Fi series Odyssey 5 which still makes Niko a baddass. haha he does look like peter weller Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311528-finally-figured-out-why-niko-is-so-badass/#findComment-1057493037 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatest Thing Alive Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 Oh great, here comes all the Chuck Norris jokes. Oh that reminds me. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311528-finally-figured-out-why-niko-is-so-badass/#findComment-1057493043 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrislawrance Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 yer he does look alot like him lol Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311528-finally-figured-out-why-niko-is-so-badass/#findComment-1057493050 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabin8 Posted February 11, 2008 Author Share Posted February 11, 2008 (edited) Well imo he looks a bit like Peter Weller, not in his famous Robocop role but as the space cowboy in the Sci-Fi series Odyssey 5 which still makes Niko a baddass. haha he does look like peter weller Peter Weller is their less epic brother who went on to play in Babylon 5. rofl nice plot man tounge2.gif ... I think Niko looks like Jacob in that picture. You forgot one major detail tho.... Chuck norris already had his epic showdown and lost to bruce lee cool.gif Nah, that was just a movie. Edited February 11, 2008 by Sabin8 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311528-finally-figured-out-why-niko-is-so-badass/#findComment-1057493058 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tdog07029 Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 chuck norris doesn't play god, god plays chuck norris Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311528-finally-figured-out-why-niko-is-so-badass/#findComment-1057493224 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Public Enemy #1 Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 Oh great, here comes all the Chuck Norris jokes. Oh that reminds me. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. LOL at those...heres a few: If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be seconds away from death. Chuck Norris can defeat a brick wall at tennis. After a long night of drinking, Chuck Norris doesn't throw up. He throws down. On-topic- OP's theory makes sense. They must do battle. There can be only one. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311528-finally-figured-out-why-niko-is-so-badass/#findComment-1057493252 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tdog07029 Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 women dont give chuck norris blowjobs, they give him blowcareers Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311528-finally-figured-out-why-niko-is-so-badass/#findComment-1057496382 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jew4Life Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 lol, but i thought Duke Nukem. but to be honest Niko looks most like this dude Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311528-finally-figured-out-why-niko-is-so-badass/#findComment-1057496419 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tdog07029 Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 behind every successful man there is a caring woman, behind that woman is chuck norris... chuck norris is my idol Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311528-finally-figured-out-why-niko-is-so-badass/#findComment-1057496433 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabin8 Posted February 11, 2008 Author Share Posted February 11, 2008 Chuck Norris tears cure cancer, too bad he never cries. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits. When the Boogyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris works out, the machine gets a work out. When Chuck Norris does a push up, he doesn't push up, he pushes the Earth down. The way scientists measure the speed of light is to measure the speed of Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick, and divide that by two. Chuck Norris won a starring contest against the sun. Behind Chuck Norri's beard is not a chin, but another fist. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311528-finally-figured-out-why-niko-is-so-badass/#findComment-1057496493 Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionist Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways... Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile... When Chuck Norris goes into the water, he dosen't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris... Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311528-finally-figured-out-why-niko-is-so-badass/#findComment-1057496547 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darrel Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 Ha ha these are funny. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311528-finally-figured-out-why-niko-is-so-badass/#findComment-1057496557 Share on other sites More sharing options...
engjac Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 (edited) well I fear for Niko, cuz Chuck Norris IS THE badass! When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris Edited February 11, 2008 by engjac Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311528-finally-figured-out-why-niko-is-so-badass/#findComment-1057496576 Share on other sites More sharing options...
~>>TsingTao<<~ Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 Nice Thread Well Bruce Lee is MY IDOL, Basically the showdown in Way Of The Dragon, As you posted the pic with Bruce and Chuck apparently Chuck was meant to win but they changed the script, But either way Bruce would have kicked his arse after a second time Getting back to IV, I think he looks like Phil Collins but with a shaved head ;-) Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311528-finally-figured-out-why-niko-is-so-badass/#findComment-1057496599 Share on other sites More sharing options...
rasomaso Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 rofl nice plot man tounge2.gif ... I think Niko looks like Jacob in that picture. You forgot one major detail tho.... Chuck norris already had his epic showdown and lost to bruce lee cool.gif Nah, that was just a movie. Not to be a dick and try to correct you, but that's in fact incorrect. They had real match before the scene, and Chuck was not even able to hit Lee and got a bruise from him. Bruce later told his students that this man was not able to hit him, because he was focused on only one style with pretty much prelearned moves, so he was not enough flexible to make a hit. Bruce also lead the group around Chuck Norris and instructed them, and in that time Chuck and the other man which I forgot the name won every karate championship they visited. But I don't wanna destroy the whole Chuck Norris legend, so that's why I have to admit Chuck didn't have total gym at the time... Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311528-finally-figured-out-why-niko-is-so-badass/#findComment-1057496627 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris cambo Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 Chuck norris doesnt piss on the floor, Chuck norris sh*ts on the ceiling Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311528-finally-figured-out-why-niko-is-so-badass/#findComment-1057496629 Share on other sites More sharing options...
~>>TsingTao<<~ Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 Chuck Norris is nothing compared to Bruce Lee, Don't wanna piss on your fire sonny. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311528-finally-figured-out-why-niko-is-so-badass/#findComment-1057496633 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tdog07029 Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 rofl nice plot man tounge2.gif ... I think Niko looks like Jacob in that picture. You forgot one major detail tho.... Chuck norris already had his epic showdown and lost to bruce lee cool.gif Nah, that was just a movie. Not to be a dick and try to correct you, but that's in fact incorrect. They had real match before the scene, and Chuck was not even able to hit Lee and got a bruise from him. Bruce later told his students that this man was not able to hit him, because he was focused on only one style with pretty much prelearned moves, so he was not enough flexible to make a hit. Bruce also lead the group around Chuck Norris and instructed them, and in that time Chuck and the other man which I forgot the name won every karate championship they visited. But I don't wanna destroy the whole Chuck Norris legend, so that's why I have to admit Chuck didn't have total gym at the time... the weight of chuck's dick was slowing him down Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311528-finally-figured-out-why-niko-is-so-badass/#findComment-1057496639 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jew4Life Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 the weight of chuck's dick was slowing him down that made me laugh, nice one Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311528-finally-figured-out-why-niko-is-so-badass/#findComment-1057496653 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabin8 Posted February 12, 2008 Author Share Posted February 12, 2008 the weight of chuck's dick was slowing him down that made me laugh, nice one In addition Chuck Norris then ate Bruce Lee making him invincible. True story, he ate Bruce with soy sauce and a side of fryed rice, afterwhich he opened a big can of whoopass. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311528-finally-figured-out-why-niko-is-so-badass/#findComment-1057496812 Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyJim Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 I can understand if Chuck Norris is your idol and everything, but face the facts Bruce Lee is not a "folk hero" like chuck norris "where he moves the earth" and w/e. He was the real deal no one could touch him. Chuck norris should never be compared to Bruce lee, because all Chuck Norris is made out to be is fake, if anything he should be compared to Paul Bunyan or Johnny Appleseed. Im not saying I dont like Chuck Norris, im just saying hes nothing compared to Bruce Lee. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311528-finally-figured-out-why-niko-is-so-badass/#findComment-1057496842 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabin8 Posted February 12, 2008 Author Share Posted February 12, 2008 (edited) I can understand if Chuck Norris is your idol and everything, but face the facts Bruce Lee is not a "folk hero" like chuck norris "where he moves the earth" and w/e. He was the real deal no one could touch him. Chuck norris should never be compared to Bruce lee, because all Chuck Norris is made out to be is fake, if anything he should be compared to Paul Bunyan or Johnny Appleseed. Im not saying I dont like Chuck Norris, im just saying hes nothing compared to Bruce Lee. Not trying to me rude, but yeah everything you said... most of us already know. I mean, we aren't stupid, we just like to have fun. You can't always be serious and factual, sometimes you have to let loose and let your imagination roam free. Yes Bruce Lee is infact a better martial artist (gasp /checking for signs of Chuck Norris to make sure I live another day), I'm sure no one doubts that. It's just that Chuck Norris was in the right place at the right time, because he is everywhere at every time. Btw Chuck Norris is the reason you breathe, the only reason we have an outer space, is because space is afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris. Edited February 12, 2008 by Sabin8 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311528-finally-figured-out-why-niko-is-so-badass/#findComment-1057497077 Share on other sites More sharing options...
(sigh) Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 I can understand if Chuck Norris is your idol and everything, but face the facts Bruce Lee is not a "folk hero" like chuck norris "where he moves the earth" and w/e. He was the real deal no one could touch him. Chuck norris should never be compared to Bruce lee, because all Chuck Norris is made out to be is fake, if anything he should be compared to Paul Bunyan or Johnny Appleseed. Im not saying I dont like Chuck Norris, im just saying hes nothing compared to Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee was a good Martial Artist but you cannot say no one can touch him.... He did die and if you notice CHUCK NORRIS REIGNS!!! Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311528-finally-figured-out-why-niko-is-so-badass/#findComment-1057497091 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tdog07029 Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 CHUCK NORRIS!!!! Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311528-finally-figured-out-why-niko-is-so-badass/#findComment-1057497200 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SovietWarrior42 Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 I think Niko resembles Harrison Ford's character in Bladerunner, might just be me. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/311528-finally-figured-out-why-niko-is-so-badass/#findComment-1057497251 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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