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You know you're a GTA4 addict when...


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you know when you're are a GTA addict when

 

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u start humping the screen on the left

AWESOME!!!

 

well i would be happy to watch her play it while i humped her (but only for a minute) then she would get thrown aside and GTA could finish me off.

 

 

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wrong

convince the girl to "get down on you"

and just play it

 

wich my girl allready promised me !!! + she's going to buy it for me (gtaiv that is)

WOOP WOOP !!!

 

too much info

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When you keep hanging around your local dock speaking in a russian accent and hoping for a taxi to pull up and a weird guy with a freaky hair cut and loud shirt runs out shouting "Niko my cousin I can't believe your finally here? Welcome to America!" even though your in the middle of Liverpool tounge.gif

 

Or

 

You sleep in the furniture store opposite the shop you pre-ordered the game, you eat in the horrible cafe next door and piss and sh*t in the bins around the area while waiting for the release date! devil.gif

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When you Join the IDF (israeli defence force) only after completion of gta4. And the episodic content i'm still not sure about

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playstation3&GTA

.....you break into the rockstar offices and threaten the employes that you will kill them all if you dont get a coppy of the games in the next 10 seconds

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

no only me okay dont worry

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You sleep in the furniture store opposite the shop you pre-ordered the game, you eat in the horrible cafe next door and piss and sh*t in the bins around the area while waiting for the release date!

i would actually do that

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When you are mouthing the words of every cutscene as they come up.

 

When you have heard EVERY second of EVERY radio station.

 

When you have the radio stations on you're mp3 player.

 

When you are trying to think up ways that you are a GTA adict.

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... you visit gtaforums 6 times an hour in the hope of a new screenshot

But all you see is a bunch of stupid topics, with a fair few in the middle, asking a legit question or topic, and being flamed for no reason, or not being replied to at all.

 

 

. . . find the game map hidden inside a police boat zooming by in a trailer.

That's a good one! icon14.gif

heyyyyyyyy!

how did ceedot became a zaibatsu!

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heyyyyyyyy!

how did ceedot became a zaibatsu!

He's been going on the Z forum for a while now, so it's no surprise.

 

 

@topic: ... you think about GTA IV day and night. That one sucks, but I can't think of anything better at the moment.

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When you pack a tent and a sleeping bag and go in front of the game store 3 weeks prior to the release date just to make sure to hold the first GTA4 copy sold in Canada, even if you pre-ordered it and know you will have your copy anyway.

 

You see a car on the street and their GTA name pop in your mind automatically.

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you know you're a GTA4 addict when you you blow off sex with a hot girl

turn.gif If were talking about my gf then i guess I will do it and wait for gta 4.. Its just.,.. I love my gf TO DEATH biggrin.gif

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...You make a sig or avatar out of every new screenshot you come across.
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When noobs who post random BS starts to drive you c-r-a-z-y!!!

 

Will Niko have a huge dick?

Will Niko be circumsised?

Will Niko have to brush his teeth?

Will Niko have to sh*t?

What if you forget to make niko have a sh*t, will he die?

What happens when niko explodes from not sh*tting will the mess go on the camera, cus that would be soooooo cool?

my god That is hilarious your great, although it would be great to see him Sh*t himself monocle.gif

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You know you're a gta 4 addict when you check this forum thousands of times a day and keep thinking about driving and doing stuff in Liberty City. That, and many, many more.

 

Hell, I had a dream about it last night.

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You join at least two GTA dedicated sites.

You buy a microscope just to disect the newest GTA trailer and screens.

You wait 6 to 8 months for the PC version.

Your GTA 4 wishlist is more than 10 pages long.

You buy a next-gen console just to play GTA 4.

 

More later.

 

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... you stay up all night on the forums

 

... use quotes and phrases out of GTA and use them in real life situations

 

... know the next song that will play on the radio station in the game

 

.... pay 'over-the-odds' for a copy of the game when its in high demand

 

... wait out all night, outside a shop just waiting for the doors to open .....

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When noobs who post random BS starts to drive you c-r-a-z-y!!!

 

Will Niko have a huge dick?

Will Niko be circumsised?

Will Niko have to brush his teeth?

Will Niko have to sh*t?

What if you forget to make niko have a sh*t, will he die?

What happens when niko explodes from not sh*tting will the mess go on the camera, cus that would be soooooo cool?

my god That is hilarious your great, although it would be great to see him Sh*t himself monocle.gif

Lmao. I thought it would be funny if you could throw sh*t at peds while driving. Or just run up and chuck some sh*t in their face and see how they react. With the new euphoria it would be pretty funny.

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