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You know you're a gta 4 addict when...

 

Complete that sentence, have abit of fun for once biggrin.gif I'll start:

 

... you visit gtaforums 6 times an hour in the hope of a new screenshot

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. . . you post fake emails saying Tommy Vercetti won't be in GTA IV.

. . . find the game map hidden inside a police boat zooming by in a trailer.

 

 

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... you visit gtaforums 6 times an hour in the hope of a new screenshot

But all you see is a bunch of stupid topics, with a fair few in the middle, asking a legit question or topic, and being flamed for no reason, or not being replied to at all.

 

 

. . . find the game map hidden inside a police boat zooming by in a trailer.

That's a good one! icon14.gif

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HushBull <3rdEye>

Think of every games suckiness is comparison to how great GTA IV will be.

 

Me, 'COD4 sux, me hates...I want GTA'

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you know you're a GTA4 addict when you you blow off sex with a hot girl

Would never happen, guess I'm no GTA addict... whatsthat.gif

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you know you're a GTA4 addict when you you blow off sex with a hot girl

.....so....are you a GTA addict? because if thats something of a GTA addict i guess i would not fall into that category.

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...when you get Grand Theft Auto tatooed across your back!

 

@ poster above, You can have sex whenever you want GTA onl;y comes around once every 3-4 years.

 

 

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you know you're a GTA4 addict when you you blow off sex with a hot girl

Well that depends. Give a date. If it's April 29th, GOOD BYE. If it's before April 29th, HELLO.

 

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...when you get Grand Theft Auto tatooed across your back!

 

@ poster above, You can have sex whenever you want GTA onl;y comes around once every 3-4 years.

my god....its so logical.... HOW DID I NOT SEE IT?

 

You know your a GTA addict when you: Attempt to kill a cop just for his gun. (i wouldnt recommend trying it)

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...When you buy in adult dipers so you dont have to move an inch while playing.

 

 

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"You know you're a GTA addict when..."

 

You walk outside and think to yourself, "Man I can't wait til' the day GTA looks like this"

(referencing real life)

 

Every time I go outside and have a smoke, I can't help but thinking of the day when games will look real, and possibly simulate real life moments (such as a cool breeze blowing, or the feel of rain).

 

Or there is always

 

"You know you're a GTA addict when..."

 

you are taking up a second job just to buy GTA4, the console to go with it, and the High Def Big Screen to view it on. (Which I am doing heh heh)

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... you reply on a topic with this title even before GTA4 being released. Wait! I'm included! LOL biggrin.gif

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...when you punch an old lady in the face, steal her car, and desperately try to find k-jah on the radio.

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When noobs who post random BS starts to drive you c-r-a-z-y!!!

 

Will Niko have a huge dick?

Will Niko be circumsised?

Will Niko have to brush his teeth?

Will Niko have to sh*t?

What if you forget to make niko have a sh*t, will he die?

What happens when niko explodes from not sh*tting will the mess go on the camera, cus that would be soooooo cool?

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...When you buy in adult dipers so you dont have to move an inch while playing.

 

 

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haha thats a good one.

 

You know you're a gta addict when...

 

-Everytime you see someone in a golfing outfit you yell "Hey nice ass!"

-Every time you get in a car you imagine the name of it appearing out of nowhere

-You attempted to hop onto a motorcycle from the front

-Everywhere you drive you see Unique Stunt Jumps

-You hide a gun in your ass

-You refer to all wannabe rappers as OG LOC

I can't think of anymore lol

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when you see a video of a dirtbike and yell "thats a sanchez!"

 

 

not me someone else.

HAHA I've done that before.

 

You know you're a GTA addict when you see a 911 porsche and comment on how much it looks like an infernus if youre a real GTA addict you'll correct me ph34r.gif

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...you try to imagine how the game will play as you lie in your bed..... no? just me then smile.gif

Now known as Goldey.

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...you stop playing GTA4 for a day and suffer severe withdrawal symptoms.

...you buy a copy on 360 & PS3 and play both at the same time.

...your perception of time changes so you think that a day has passed when it has only been an hour causing you to age rapidly.

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when you see a video of a dirtbike and yell "thats a sanchez!"

 

 

not me someone else.

HAHA I've done that before.

 

You know you're a GTA addict when you see a 911 porsche and comment on how much it looks like an infernus if youre a real GTA addict you'll correct me ph34r.gif

They dont....If im corect it's a Comet...not a infernous. blush.gif

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when you see a video of a dirtbike and yell "thats a sanchez!"

 

 

not me someone else.

HAHA I've done that before.

 

You know you're a GTA addict when you see a 911 porsche and comment on how much it looks like an infernus if youre a real GTA addict you'll correct me ph34r.gif

a Hydra? confused.gif

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when you see a video of a dirtbike and yell "thats a sanchez!"

 

 

not me someone else.

HAHA I've done that before.

 

You know you're a GTA addict when you see a 911 porsche and comment on how much it looks like an infernus if youre a real GTA addict you'll correct me ph34r.gif

a Hydra? confused.gif

that's the military jet..out of San Andrea's Kk....<addict.

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when you see a video of a dirtbike and yell "thats a sanchez!"

 

 

not me someone else.

HAHA I've done that before.

 

You know you're a GTA addict when you see a 911 porsche and comment on how much it looks like an infernus if youre a real GTA addict you'll correct me ph34r.gif

a Hydra? confused.gif

that's the military jet..out of San Andrea's Kk....<addict.

oh yeah. sorry blush.gif

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when you see a video of a dirtbike and yell "thats a sanchez!"

 

 

not me someone else.

HAHA I've done that before.

 

You know you're a GTA addict when you see a 911 porsche and comment on how much it looks like an infernus if youre a real GTA addict you'll correct me ph34r.gif

They dont....If im corect it's a Comet...not a infernous. blush.gif

Right on, firetron. The 911 was the Comet in VC and SA, the Infernus was the pseudonym of the Lambo- Countach for VC, probably Diablo for SA. Always loved that Countach! Even if it does sound like something else...that I just happen to like more. Heh.

 

So, how did I know I was a GTA addict? Heh...how about my combined total hours of playing time for GTA3, VC and SA was over 200 hours? This doesn't include LCS or VCS (played both of course) - I thought they were great spin-offs, especially VCS. Was it me or was that soundtrack the greatest?

 

How about I prepaid for the regular edition LAST year and then upped it to the CE when I heard about it?

 

How about I still played VC and SA from time to time- until I got my X360 that is. I know, I know- I should've gotten it for the PS3 but you know what? At the time, it wasn't a viable purchase so there you have it. I got this X360 initially just FOR GTA IV. Of course, having just beaten Assassin's Creed, I can't say that I'm not impressed with this machine.

 

I'm an addict, yup I know it. Proud of it too!

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..you recreate every single GTA IV trailer in San Andreas but still don´t get a hidden package.. cryani.gif

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