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ericorange2

German magazine decoded

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ericorange2

Hey, i've decided to post this so every can know what the german magazine says. i did all 5 pages, keep reading i'll keep adding (all translations from google translator), im sorry that i'm not GERMAN, i'm simply translating from google translator and pasting it on the post

 

Page 1.

 

 

currently | new games

 

grand theft auto 4

DI

 

1.Bad weather, bad mood. Niko probably has no desire to rain and wind

2.Niko uses a police car as cover from the enemy bullets.

3. If Niko is on the motorcycle, he obediently wears healmet

4. This helicopter is equal to stop screws.

5. Terminal: Now uber-takes Niko's tax

 

page 2

Legend lives

 

 

 

Under the two cars it ssays

 

Permanent crew: Niko will Shritt resigned, and the police prosecuted

 

 

 

Action game of life xbox 360 ps3 death in Liberty City - in this city survived,

and only the stronger gewitztere hoodlum

 

Paragraph 1

 

 

Slightly more overtired from the long

over with a container ship Platypus

Niko Bellic stands at the port of

Liberty City and glitzernade overlooks

the water, where the sunlight as one

thousand small stars reflects. In his

hometown was the Einwander from Eastern

Europe mitgerspielt bad that he was

cheated and betrayed. Nikos cousin

novel has him then to Liberty City

lured him from schenellen cars,

beautiful women and a gross

domestic vorgeschwarmt. The reality,

however, looks much different: novel

dwells in a dilapidated shack, not a

cent in your pocket - from a car not

to speak. Nikohis fate must also

own hands if it is out of his future

in this town wants to do - and that

he will, too. We Nikolaos his cousin,

the crazy and self-car mechanic

 

paragraph 2'

 

Brucie presented. The two mogen itself

immediately, even if somewhat annoyed by Niko's

Brucies angeberishcher kind. Nevertheless,

the organised Niko for the Aben with Brucie

for a drink. This appointment carries it

in the Schedule of his mobile phone - he

can not forget him. First, however, an

important task, which

Edited by ericorange2

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GhostMann

Theres more to

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andylovesGTA

nice and understandable English you got there....

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mmmfloorpie

Ya, what did you do cut and paste into the Bablefish translator? Also, didn't you read the f*cking translation before you posted it??? Half of it doesn't make any sense.... *idiot*

 

Oh hey, you're a member since today! Welcome aboard.

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Darrel

 

nice and understandable English you got there....

lol.gif I kind of knew what he was getting at.

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jthompson1421

What in the world does #4 mean? How does helicopter and screw go together? dozingoff.gif

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mmmfloorpie

 

What in the world does #4 mean? How does helicopter and screw go together? dozingoff.gif

No no, they don't go together... The helicopter is equal to stop screws... Geeze!

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jthompson1421
What in the world does #4 mean? How does helicopter and screw go together? dozingoff.gif

No no, they don't go together... The helicopter is equal to stop screws... Geeze!

A screw is kind of like a nail that goes into a wall to hold things up. How does that involve a helicopter? Confused once again. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screw

 

 

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mmmfloorpie
What in the world does #4 mean? How does helicopter and screw go together? dozingoff.gif

No no, they don't go together... The helicopter is equal to stop screws... Geeze!

A screw is kind of like a nail that goes into a wall to hold things up. How does that involve a helicopter? Confused once again. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screw

I guess you can't read sarcasm...

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Sgt. Cortez

Either the translation process f*cked it all up or the writer was on acid when he wrote that. More likely, both.

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ericorange2

I'll reupdate at 4:00 pm estern time

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jthompson1421
I'll reupdate at 4:00 pm estern time

Please don't. Nobody understands you and it's truly depressing but hilarious at the same time. biggrin.gif

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Jabalous

We don't need for google translation because it doesn't have a brain to know what it translates . we need for a member from germany to translate it or anyone can translate german language .

Edited by FiS!!HeR

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Raindancer

Sorry mate, this thread is too funny

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Sgt. Cortez
We don't need for google translation because it doesn't have a brain to know what it translates . we need for a member from germany to translate it or anyone can translate dutch language .

nah, that would kill all the fun biggrin.gif

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axxxis

I don't want to sound like a pr*ck, but I didn't read something important or interesting. I didn't even understand the other half of the text.

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Jayt001

 

German magazine decoded

 

= German magazine recoded, into gibberish.

 

What is the point in this topic??

 

 

overlooks

the water, where the sunlight as one

thousand small stars reflects

 

 

novel

dwells in a dilapidated shack, not a

cent in your pocket - from a car not

to speak

 

Sounds more like a poem lol.gif

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Darrel

Give him a break guys, he's trying his best.

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Lega_c
Give him a break guys, he's trying his best.

lol..right.

 

 

hey you up for some burnout?

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Jayt001
Give him a break guys, he's trying his best.

No I could've done this, but I would have used a translation tool, and then made it make sense not copy/paste. It's just lazy and doesn't help anyone. If he's gonna do that I'd rather he didn't try at all.

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ak-4seven
Give him a break guys, he's trying his best.

anyone can translate from google

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k_jap
We don't need for google translation because it doesn't have a brain to know what it translates . we need for a member from germany to translate it or anyone can translate dutch language .

nah, that would kill all the fun biggrin.gif

Mos' def. Bring on another segment - it's pure poetry, man. I do know a bit of German from school, which probably makes this hybrid-thing even harder to understand. Only the five points on top seem to contain any slightly interesting info: He gets pissed when it rains? Wonder how that'll affect your gameplay...The last two points are incomprehensible. Tax? Some other thread in here dealt with the possibility of paying rent. And now you're telling me he's got the IRS on his ass too? Djeeez. The paragraphs below the five points contain nothing but old news, as I understand it. Good one, though. Can't wait for the next installment...

 

PS I truly enjoyed it, man - no joke, thanks for the effort.

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Snake Without a Tongue

I was going to go through that babel fish translation and rewrite so that it makes more sense, but... then I realized I should probably leave the next five hours of my life free for other things.

 

Also, it's funnier as is.

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Darrel

 

Give him a break guys, he's trying his best.

lol..right.

 

 

hey you up for some burnout?

I'm actually going out soon. I will play tomorrow or later tonight. Anyway guys just let him carry on if he thinks hes helping.

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Lega_c
Give him a break guys, he's trying his best.

lol..right.

 

 

hey you up for some burnout?

I'm actually going out soon. I will play tomorrow or later tonight. Anyway guys just let him carry on if he thinks hes helping.

oh alright see you then smile.gif

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Jayt001

 

Give him a break guys, he's trying his best.

lol..right.

 

 

hey you up for some burnout?

I'm actually going out soon. I will play tomorrow or later tonight. Anyway guys just let him carry on if he thinks hes helping.

oh alright see you then smile.gif

As members of the GTFRA don't you think these posts have been a little off-topic?? Practice what you preach!!

 

I know this post is hypocritical, but this topic fails so badly anyway....

 

Can't somebody German just sum it up for this fool?

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Mafioso86

you guys are such f*cking pricks. At least he put forth the effort... I haven't seen anyone who speaks German bother to do it... And he said pretty clearly at the beginning what he did... no need to bitch and whine because it isn't perfect... if you can do better, let's see it.

 

Anyways.... it's interesting... there seems to be something in there about Niko's past... it said something about his old country and being betrayed.... any German speakers have any insight into the rest of what is being said?

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GTASIX

It would be better if someone understood german then it would make sense. Google translation and other sites that translate only do the words not phrases.

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Spartacus

Roman's name translated as 'novel'.

 

LOL.

 

Did you use a program like Babelfish or something? It would help if a German speaking person translated it, but thanks for the effort.

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fishing4monkeys

Nevermind...

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