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Yeah that's right, she's SEVENTY FIVE!

 

Her name is Mamie Van Doren, and she is a celebrity of sorts.

 

Apparently she's got a 51 year old kid, and has had three husbands and only one facelift throughout her entire life, and that's it, *cough* bollocks *cough*.

 

Oh, and she boasts healthy size 38DD's!

 

And she puts her good youthism down to good genes from her parents and a healthy sex life, to which she still does to this day. Makes you wonder what her... yeah!

 

You'll find more pictures on google, and more information abour her in this weeks Reveal magazine if you are interested.

 

Amazing what you find in women's magazines, aye?

 

This leaves me with but one question, would you?

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Holy hell, i knew that Cher is in her 60's, but thats amazing.

 

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I'm glad you've realized you like geriatrics. But me, no. Maybe if I were 65 or older. She looks good for her age, but f*ck, her skin has to be really saggy. It would be like getting with a grandparent. cry.gif Why do we even have to go through this?

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I wouldn't.

 

No siree.

Jesus Christ that's not a good image to see while you're eating.

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Are those liver spots on her breasts? Gross. She looks like a witch. I've seen better looking 80 year olds.

 

Edit: Okay, I haven't, but you get my point. wink.gif

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I bet she has a c*nt that hangs like a wizard's sleeve, and legs that are open just as long as Walmart.

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I bet she has a c*nt that hangs like a wizard's sleeve, and legs that are open just as long as Walmart.

lol.gif her p*ssy hang like mouth of tired dog!

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I wouldn't.

 

No siree.

Just because she's Mamie Van Doren, I would. biggrin.gif

BRUTUS WUZ HERE. LOLZ.

(Heroic reference. Not related to GTAF member by same name, g'dammit.)

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I wouldn't.

 

No siree.

Just because she's Mamie Van Doren, I would. biggrin.gif

So would you f*ck Larry King just because he's Larry King? He's not as ugly as she is. Silly reason. icon13.gif

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That broad is old as f*ck.

 

She should be like reverse jail bait. It's perfectly legal to have sex with her, but you really don't want to.

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No GILF's for me.

 

 

But she does look good for her age, i suppose if i was 70........

 

 

But then again you could always pull a Hugh Hefner.

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What is scary is that she reminds me a lot of Holly from "Girls Next Door"

 

 

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Except like 50 years older. Thank god Hugh Hefner doesn't have to worry about being around for that long.

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This woman is like a transsexual, at a distance it's all ok, but when ya move in for the kill.... devil.gif

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What is scary is that she reminds me a lot of Holly from "Girls Next Door"

 

 

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Except like 50 years older. Thank god Hugh Hefner doesn't have to worry about being around for that long.

I always thought that chick looked like a f*cking duck. Something is up with her face. It's not pretty.

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I dunno about you guys, but this chick is hotter.

 

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Looks like we have some competition here

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Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus
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I wouldn't.

 

No siree.

Just because she's Mamie Van Doren, I would. biggrin.gif

So would you f*ck Larry King just because he's Larry King? He's not as ugly as she is. Silly reason. icon13.gif

Maybe if I was gay. But no, I certainly wouldn't f*ck Larry King under the present circumstances.

 

Also, Larry King was never a sex symbol.

BRUTUS WUZ HERE. LOLZ.

(Heroic reference. Not related to GTAF member by same name, g'dammit.)

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I wouldn't.

 

No siree.

Just because she's Mamie Van Doren, I would. biggrin.gif

So would you f*ck Larry King just because he's Larry King? He's not as ugly as she is. Silly reason. icon13.gif

 

 

Also, Larry King was never a sex symbol.

David Hasselhoff was.

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Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus
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I wouldn't.

 

No siree.

Just because she's Mamie Van Doren, I would. biggrin.gif

So would you f*ck Larry King just because he's Larry King? He's not as ugly as she is. Silly reason. icon13.gif

 

 

Also, Larry King was never a sex symbol.

David Hasselhoff was.

Ah, but I'm still not gay. Nice try!

BRUTUS WUZ HERE. LOLZ.

(Heroic reference. Not related to GTAF member by same name, g'dammit.)

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im all for milfs but a gilf naw man its all good and i belive in what Masterkraft said

ps i reckon hollys hot

Yeah she is a MILF.

 

A monstrosity I'd like to forget.

 

 

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im all for milfs but a gilf naw man its all good and i belive in what Masterkraft said

ps i reckon hollys hot

Yeah she is a MILF.

 

A monstrosity I'd like to forget.

lmao thats good

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