Nutoi Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Well in the past GTAs the strippers have been ever growing in detail and interactivty, i was just wounerding what all you other GTA fans expect to see in the strippers (And dont say you never pay attention to them) I struggled to get off over the VC strippers except that biker one hit the spot...The SA ones where pretty good and i didnt mind a lap dance but will their be more? I want more interactivity something like the hot coffe mod but less contriversal. GTA4 Strippers.....Im hopeing i can batt over you'se, dont disapoint me. Cartoon porn can hit the spot sometimes. What do you all expect from the GTA Strippers? Hopefully theirs an Alba in their. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simseth Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Hahahaha. I remember back when I first played GTA VC, I thought when you went in the private room with the stripper, you'd actually f*ck them. I didn't know the ESRB rules or anything. But I imagine them to be preettttyyyy hawt. Maybe you have to actually pay to get in? It'd be funny to see some "underground" strip club that's really cheap to get into, only to findout it's a bunch of 400 pounder chicks. But, I tried, and I cannot get off to cartoon or virtual characters, including the GTA strippers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krama Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 um, ok. i will pretend you didnt just post this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simseth Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 um, ok. i will pretend you didnt just post this You suck at pretending. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krama Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 um, ok. i will pretend you didnt just post this You suck at pretending. yeah, i know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutoi Posted January 25, 2008 Author Share Posted January 25, 2008 um, ok. i will pretend you didnt just post this You suck at pretending. He "sucks" alot of things... Sif the strippers don't get you off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishermanGTA Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 um, ok. i will pretend you didnt just post this You suck at pretending. yeah, i know Lol. You say "dont pretend you never pay attention to them", well I don't! They are pretty pointless, this thread is actually pretty pointless overall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simseth Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 um, ok. i will pretend you didnt just post this You suck at pretending. yeah, i know Lol. You say "dont pretend you never pay attention to them", well I don't! They are pretty pointless, this thread is actually pretty pointless overall. Coming from you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishermanGTA Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 um, ok. i will pretend you didnt just post this You suck at pretending. yeah, i know Lol. You say "dont pretend you never pay attention to them", well I don't! They are pretty pointless, this thread is actually pretty pointless overall. Coming from you. What? What comming from me? Funny you have chosen this time to flame me, right after I removed the sig of you talking to your TV about vice city beach tans. Do I need to put it back up again? Get in your hole. EDIT: Done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10wellsmit Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 would be a good idea but with the eyes of the law looking firmly at the game it would be too much fuss for too little goodies lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simseth Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 um, ok. i will pretend you didnt just post this You suck at pretending. yeah, i know Lol. You say "dont pretend you never pay attention to them", well I don't! They are pretty pointless, this thread is actually pretty pointless overall. Coming from you. What? What comming from me? Funny you have chosen this time to flame me, right after I removed the sig of you talking to your TV about vice city beach tans. Do I need to put it back up again? Get in your hole. EDIT: Done Wow, you think threatening me about a sig with a quote from me is going to make me feel horrible? If it made me feel horrible, than I would never had even posted it. Put it back in your sig, it just gives me more attention, so I truely don't give a f*ck. Do you really think I care what others think about me, when they don't even know me? Good try, but you failed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutoi Posted January 25, 2008 Author Share Posted January 25, 2008 Well i used to talk dirty to my tv when i got a personal lap dace... "Yeah thats it baby, ohh yeah shake that, comon change camera angle im nearly their, ohh yeah tap it comon tap it ohhhhhh yeah here it is ohhh get the tissue OMG!" Then i killed all the strippers to get my money back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishermanGTA Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 So far (no names will be mentioned, as reqeusted) 73 users have sent me messages telling me that they laugh every time they read the sig. You seem to have the art of self own down to an artform. EDIT: To poster above me, I used to kill the taxi driver after the mission "spilling the beans" in VC, and the same with the hookers in SA, bit of a tight ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simseth Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 So far (no names will be mentioned, as reqeusted) 73 users havesent me messages telling me that they laugh every time they read the sig. You seem to have the art of self own down to an artform. EDIT: To poster above me, I used to kill the taxi driver after the mission "spilling the beans" in VC, and the same with the hookers in SA, bit of a tight ass Okay, I posted it to make people laugh, therefore I succeeded, and you basically advertised a simple joke. And I HIGHLY doubt 73 people messaged you about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lega_c Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 i dont really concern myself with stripppers because they do not make the game..they add to it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryuclan Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 What? What comming from me? Funny you have chosen this time to flame me, right after I removed the sig of you talking to your TV about vice city beach tans. Do I need to put it back up again? Get in your hole. EDIT: Done hehe thats was you? And getting off to virtual strippers is so lame I can't believe you even bothered to post this. @Nutoi: You got issues Also I don't think you posted that to make people laugh, seems like you were pretty serious to me... (@simseth) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisisking Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 JESUS! People just can't live without arguing can they?? I feel sorry for R* and this forum, it attracts argumentative, fanboy morons like a light attracts moths. Note: this post was not directly aimed at posters on this thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onelilfizzle Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 look in the trailer... a stripper dose in fact make an apparenc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA-MATRIX Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 To be honest,i have no idea. I think they will be more realistically shaped then in past GTA games. No more square hands . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1066ant Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 I never use them, they don't really do much. There are better 3D incarnations of strippers elswere! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mufakamills Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 um, ok. i will pretend you didnt just post this You suck at pretending. He "sucks" alot of things... Lol penis. Seriously though, you tried getting off to a badly animated lap dance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyUK Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 um, ok. i will pretend you didnt just post this You suck at pretending. yeah, i know Lol. You say "dont pretend you never pay attention to them", well I don't! They are pretty pointless, this thread is actually pretty pointless overall. Coming from you. What? What comming from me? Funny you have chosen this time to flame me, right after I removed the sig of you talking to your TV about vice city beach tans. Do I need to put it back up again? Get in your hole. EDIT: Done lol still makes me laugh least the op's honest, he digs teh square handed strippers, no harm no foul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryuclan Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 least the op's honest, he digs teh square handed strippers, no harm no foul. HA! Square Handed strippers....wow lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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