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I went to the grocery store about half an hour ago, and while looking at the canned foods, I found what I've been looking for all my life: Microwavable macaroni and cheese in a can. Oh I was so happy when I saw it, I thought, "Finally, man has made progress!"

 

Oh the disappointment. The first bite was the most disgusting tasting mac 'n' cheese I'd ever had. The noodles were gritty and spongy, the sauce was watery with only a slight aftertaste of artificial cheese; it said real cheese on the can, but I don't see how that is possible, CHEESE DOES NOT TASTE LIKE THAT!

 

This is a travesty. A mockery. An abomination. I will never trust Chef Boyarde ever again.

 

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Consider this a public service announcement.

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Can you get Kraft dinner in "Yahkistan"? It's not bad." Extreme Cheese" Easy Mac, just add water..yum. smile.gif

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Never trust a tub that hosts a man who looks like he'd jizz in the ready made, process cheese... which let's be honest, is probably spunk already.

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Try putting a some Velveeta cheese in the can before you microwave it, that would probably be good (depending on how overpowering the crap-cheese taste is) biggrin.gif

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I feel sorry for you... kinda. This is a warning, never eat canned food!

Nuh-Uh, Rio Mare Tuna with Olive oil tastes like heaven itself!

 

And I like microwavable Chilli-con-Carne with rice,tastes awesome,same with microwavable pizza...

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You Americans eat the worst of foods.

I ain't no American foo'!

 

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I feel sorry for you... kinda. This is a warning, never eat canned food!

Nuh-Uh, Rio Mare Tuna with Olive oil tastes like heaven itself!

 

And I like microwavable Chilli-con-Carne with rice,tastes awesome,same with microwavable pizza...

Yah-ah. Canned food, microwawe food, frozen pizza is just wrong. I never eat any of that stuff, i cook the food myself.

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I had some of this myself. It was f*cking disgusting. I seem to remember the macaroni almost having a greenish tint to it.

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Some brands of tinned macaroni cheese literally taste like puke. I like the oven ones best, when they go crispy on top inlove.gif

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You Americans eat the worst of foods.

Sadly, so true. I think I'd rather eat at an Applebee's or Shoney's than eat microwave macaroni. That sounds brutal, Sag. confused.gif

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I don't trust this Chef Boyardee. He says he's Italian...but by the taste of his spaghetti with sauce...well, I think he's a f*ckin' fraud. Country Crock Mac n' Cheese. Let it sit for two minutes after microwaving, stir thoroughly and enjoy!! Trust me on this fellas, it's the move to make. wink.gif

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I hate canned food. No matter which chef makes it, it tastes like sh*t. mad.gif

lol.gif Thanks for the laugh!

 

But yeah, it's sh*t if it comes in a plastic container, I'd rather just boild the f*cking water and make it the original way. I perfer craft shells though, with a can of warm Strohs beer. inlove.gif

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.... 60 second wait time for posting? Awesome?

 

Anyhow, Saggy, you've gotta try the Michelena's frozen mac'n'cheese. Sooooooooooo good.

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Canned food makes me feel sick, and not only canned but the generally packed foods, like 2 minute noodles. I don't like to cook but I'd rather eat something healthy, though once every now and then I might have a pre-made frozen pizza. tounge.gif

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and not only canned but the generally packed foods, like 2 minute noodles.

I could quite happily live on 2 minute noodles, defintely Supernoodles inlove.gif

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You could do it the old fashioned way.

1. Boil Water

2. Put pasta in water

3. Stand over stove for hours

4. Take the noodles out

5. Mix it with milk and cheese

6. Eat it

7. Clean the dishes

8. Take a sh**

^May sound like a long process, but it works icon14.gif

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You could do it the old fashioned way.

1. Boil Water

2. Put pasta in water

3. Stand over stove for hours

4. Take the noodles out

5. Mix it with milk and cheese

6. Eat it

7. Clean the dishes

8. Take a sh**

^May sound like a long process, but it works icon14.gif

You just know that's too much effort. And i never do step 7 anyway lol.

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.... 60 second wait time for posting? Awesome?

 

Anyhow, Saggy, you've gotta try the Michelena's frozen mac'n'cheese. Sooooooooooo good.

Oh, yeah, that's the type I was buying before, but they don't have them at the supermarket by my new place so I don't get them that much anymore. Now I'm disappointed because I bought those sh*t Chef Boyarde ones at a store where I could have gotten those.

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Easily the best behind Wawa's Mac & Cheese. But anybody outside of Jersey, Philly, and parts of Delaware have no idea what Wawa is.

 

 

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Easily the best behind Wawa's Mac & Cheese. But anybody outside of Jersey, Philly, and parts of Delaware have no idea what Wawa is.

That's a great choice, but honestly it gets kinda old quickly. Kraft makes a great microwaveable Mac N' Cheese. Not that cheap ass canned sh*t, this comes in packets.

 

But still, the best is still the one that you have to boil the water, then cook the pasta, drain the water, and pour the cheese in then stir. It sucks having to stand there for like 20 minutes, stirring and all that sillyness. But what I do is just get some Seinfeld clips playing on youtube so it makes the wait much easier.

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Actually, the old fashioned way requires baking. wink.gif

And milking...

 

You got to get the cheese somehow!

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Easily the best behind Wawa's Mac & Cheese. But anybody outside of Jersey, Philly, and parts of Delaware have no idea what Wawa is.

NASTY!!It looks like somebody took a yellow sh**, threw it in the toilet, stuffed some noodles in it, ate it and then puked it out. cry.gif

 

Why not go to an italian restaraunt or a place like Fridays? I'm sure they have good mac and cheese. If you want to do it the stove way, then buy Kraft. Everybody knows quick and fast = terrible tasting.

 

@Aimee: You don't take a sh**??? Oh wait you meant number 7, right....You don't Clean your dishes!!!

 

@Segacious: Knowing its Chef Boyarde, you should probably go to the doctor to check for worms lol smile.gif I can imagine a chef boyarde commercial involving you. You open it up, pop it in the microwave, watch the plate spin, get your faced burned from the radiation, you take it out, eat it, and then throw up

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