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Kids in gta 4?


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I was watching this trailer analysis on youtube, and if you go in about 5 minutes and 55 seconds and watch from there they slow down the camera and point out what looks like a kid running down the street with a bookbag on, its hard to tell but it does kindof look like a kid, check it out and tell what you guys think?

 

 

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(Niko and his Boss (gang leader) are in the car)

Boss: Those children have the weapons Niko.

Niko: So what? There children.

Boss: They have the weapons Niko. They must....................die.

Niko: You can stop it now. I was a child once.

Boss: No Niko. We were never children, we were decipals.

Niko: WTF Are you talking about? You gotta lay off that mexican weed man.

Boss: You are going to bomb that bus!

Niko: I have a heart you know.

Boss: Does your heart have love in it.

Niko: Yes, yes it does. I have a girlfriend.

Boss: Do you have a love for children Niko.

Niko: Well, you can't make your girlfriend pregnant in this game, so how the hell could i love children.

Boss: Just think of them as..........pedestrians. Like the regular daily basis, drive your car, and run over a pedestrian. The same goes for bombing a school bus.

Niko: Fine i'll do it!

Boss: Excellent

Niko: And promise me you'll stay off that weed.

Boss: Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

Niko: (walks over to school bus and puts a bomb under it and goes back to the car.)

Niko: Ok its set.

Boss: Excelllllllllent. Now follow the bus, and when i tell you to, bomb it.

Niko: Ok can you give me a specific location.

Boss: We will bomb it in front of the Thompson Corrporation.

Niko: Why that place?

Boss: The name, it angers me.

Niko: (start driving and following the bus)

Boss: Ok bomb it!!!!

Niko: (presses the bomb detenator. The bus explodes, and the cries of children irritate Niko)

Niko: I feel like a monster!

Boss: A good monster Niko!!! A GOOD MONSTER!

Niko: This is all your fault, what the hell would 9 year olds do with weapons.

Boss: Wait we were out to kill children?

Niko: YOU MOTHERF***ER, there was no point in killing those lovely childre.......what the hell is that?

Boss: What?

Niko: The sky its turning black!!!!

Boss: Niko its 7:15 P.M., its nighttime.

Niko: Oh ok. Then why is the sky turning red now, and there numbers going across the sky.

Boss: Oh my god!!!!

Sky Error: Thanks to the controversy of child killing GTA, the games code shall be deleted forever, and it shall never sell again.

(Jack Thompsons head appears in the sky) YES!!! My mission is complete.

Boss: It's him......

Niko: Who?

Boss: He sleeps under your bed, hes the toothpaste in your toothpaste, he's the jiz from your wanks, he's Jack Thompson.

Jack: Yes thank you, stupid NPC. This game code will delete in 5,4,3,2,1,................

(Game is destroyed)

 

^thats what will happen if GTA has children

 

Here's an artists crappy decpiction of GTA's final hours. Yes its very crappy, but you can picture the evil

http://img232.imageshack.us/my.php?image=71311465yl3.png

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[... Stupid Stuff ...]

 

^thats what will happen if GTA has children

 

Here's an artists crappy decpiction of GTA's final hours. Yes its very crappy, but you can picture the evil

http://img232.imageshack.us/my.php?image=71311465yl3.png

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I mean c'mon man R* won't put children in the game because if they did there wouldn't be any gta after that due all the people (= hilton) crying how brutal it is.

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i hope its not little kids because that would almost guarantee an AO rating considering how biased the ESRB is

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I die a little inside everytime i see a topic like this.

 

Although the exact same scene has been pointed out before. Eventually people decided he was a midget.

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YourNeighborhoodKiller

There can't be kids, R* said there weren't going to be any.

 

 

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Zombified Jake

'Fraid there is already a discussion on this. Conclusion; we don't think Rockstar will add kids.

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