NYorkrider Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 I was watching this trailer analysis on youtube, and if you go in about 5 minutes and 55 seconds and watch from there they slow down the camera and point out what looks like a kid running down the street with a bookbag on, its hard to tell but it does kindof look like a kid, check it out and tell what you guys think? Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/307939-kids-in-gta-4/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carbine23 Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 (Niko and his Boss (gang leader) are in the car)Boss: Those children have the weapons Niko. Niko: So what? There children. Boss: They have the weapons Niko. They must....................die. Niko: You can stop it now. I was a child once. Boss: No Niko. We were never children, we were decipals. Niko: WTF Are you talking about? You gotta lay off that mexican weed man. Boss: You are going to bomb that bus! Niko: I have a heart you know. Boss: Does your heart have love in it. Niko: Yes, yes it does. I have a girlfriend. Boss: Do you have a love for children Niko. Niko: Well, you can't make your girlfriend pregnant in this game, so how the hell could i love children. Boss: Just think of them as..........pedestrians. Like the regular daily basis, drive your car, and run over a pedestrian. The same goes for bombing a school bus. Niko: Fine i'll do it! Boss: Excellent Niko: And promise me you'll stay off that weed. Boss: Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine. Niko: (walks over to school bus and puts a bomb under it and goes back to the car.) Niko: Ok its set. Boss: Excelllllllllent. Now follow the bus, and when i tell you to, bomb it. Niko: Ok can you give me a specific location. Boss: We will bomb it in front of the Thompson Corrporation. Niko: Why that place? Boss: The name, it angers me. Niko: (start driving and following the bus) Boss: Ok bomb it!!!! Niko: (presses the bomb detenator. The bus explodes, and the cries of children irritate Niko) Niko: I feel like a monster! Boss: A good monster Niko!!! A GOOD MONSTER! Niko: This is all your fault, what the hell would 9 year olds do with weapons. Boss: Wait we were out to kill children? Niko: YOU MOTHERF***ER, there was no point in killing those lovely childre.......what the hell is that? Boss: What? Niko: The sky its turning black!!!! Boss: Niko its 7:15 P.M., its nighttime. Niko: Oh ok. Then why is the sky turning red now, and there numbers going across the sky. Boss: Oh my god!!!! Sky Error: Thanks to the controversy of child killing GTA, the games code shall be deleted forever, and it shall never sell again. (Jack Thompsons head appears in the sky) YES!!! My mission is complete. Boss: It's him...... Niko: Who? Boss: He sleeps under your bed, hes the toothpaste in your toothpaste, he's the jiz from your wanks, he's Jack Thompson. Jack: Yes thank you, stupid NPC. This game code will delete in 5,4,3,2,1,................ (Game is destroyed) ^thats what will happen if GTA has children Here's an artists crappy decpiction of GTA's final hours. Yes its very crappy, but you can picture the evil http://img232.imageshack.us/my.php?image=71311465yl3.png Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/307939-kids-in-gta-4/?do=findComment&comment=1057421940 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatLouie Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Uh oh Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/307939-kids-in-gta-4/?do=findComment&comment=1057421945 Share on other sites More sharing options...
WordsBG Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 (edited) [... Stupid Stuff ...] ^thats what will happen if GTA has children Here's an artists crappy decpiction of GTA's final hours. Yes its very crappy, but you can picture the evil http://img232.imageshack.us/my.php?image=71311465yl3.png I mean c'mon man R* won't put children in the game because if they did there wouldn't be any gta after that due all the people (= hilton) crying how brutal it is. Edited January 20, 2008 by WordsBG Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/307939-kids-in-gta-4/?do=findComment&comment=1057421962 Share on other sites More sharing options...
roofy85 Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 i hope its not little kids because that would almost guarantee an AO rating considering how biased the ESRB is Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/307939-kids-in-gta-4/?do=findComment&comment=1057421966 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darrel Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Lockey lockey. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/307939-kids-in-gta-4/?do=findComment&comment=1057421970 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFire Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Lockey lockey. Yes. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/307939-kids-in-gta-4/?do=findComment&comment=1057421980 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aimee Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 I die a little inside everytime i see a topic like this. Although the exact same scene has been pointed out before. Eventually people decided he was a midget. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/307939-kids-in-gta-4/?do=findComment&comment=1057422091 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YourNeighborhoodKiller Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 There can't be kids, R* said there weren't going to be any. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/307939-kids-in-gta-4/?do=findComment&comment=1057422192 Share on other sites More sharing options...
derty Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 No. It is a glitch, the ped is halfway through the ground Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/307939-kids-in-gta-4/?do=findComment&comment=1057422200 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombified Jake Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 'Fraid there is already a discussion on this. Conclusion; we don't think Rockstar will add kids. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/307939-kids-in-gta-4/?do=findComment&comment=1057422223 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waddy Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 LOADS of children topics. Search next time Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/307939-kids-in-gta-4/?do=findComment&comment=1057422283 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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