Maleficus Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 According to your calculations, the increase in users is starting to level out a bit. That is good news. Good news indeed. Yeah, then GTA IV will come out and take a big ol' sh*t-o'-08ers on the forums Also, a graph so my post is intelligent: WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 There are four obvious solutions to this. 1) Turn off registration and ban everyone who joined after 2005. 2) Make a sub-forum for all members who joined before 2006. (Think a Power Users forum oink style ) 3) Make everyone from before 2006 mods so they can delete all posts from someone who joined from 2006->present. 4) Bring back 2G 5) Skullf*ck small mammals while tripping out on out-of-date Philadelphia cream cheese. WOWSA. I'll give you really monies if you tape that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovy Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 There are four obvious solutions to this. 1) Turn off registration and ban everyone who joined after 2005. 2) Make a sub-forum for all members who joined before 2006. (Think a Power Users forum oink style ) 3) Make everyone from before 2006 mods so they can delete all posts from someone who joined from 2006->present. 4) Bring back 2G 5) Skullf*ck small mammals while tripping out on out-of-date Philadelphia cream cheese. WOWSA. I'll give you really monies if you tape that. 1 million hard cash to see Shmegal and ET f*ck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HolyGrenadeFrenzy Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 (edited) 1 million hard cash to see Shmegal and ET f*ck. Getting video like that is not that expensive....usually. You just need to join a place that takes requests for such things....YES, they exist. You may get only the look-alikes how ever and sometimes they are over computer animated films from a crittics perspective. NOT that I would ever watch such things even if I know how to find such places with some searching. Edited January 21, 2008 by HolyGrenadeFrenzy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 There are four obvious solutions to this. 1) Turn off registration and ban everyone who joined after 2005. 2) Make a sub-forum for all members who joined before 2006. (Think a Power Users forum oink style ) 3) Make everyone from before 2006 mods so they can delete all posts from someone who joined from 2006->present. 4) Bring back 2G 5) Skullf*ck small mammals while tripping out on out-of-date Philadelphia cream cheese. WOWSA. I'll give you really monies if you tape that. 1 million hard cash to see Shmegal and ET f*ck. I've got that one, douche! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovy Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 There are four obvious solutions to this. 1) Turn off registration and ban everyone who joined after 2005. 2) Make a sub-forum for all members who joined before 2006. (Think a Power Users forum oink style ) 3) Make everyone from before 2006 mods so they can delete all posts from someone who joined from 2006->present. 4) Bring back 2G 5) Skullf*ck small mammals while tripping out on out-of-date Philadelphia cream cheese. WOWSA. I'll give you really monies if you tape that. 1 million hard cash to see Shmegal and ET f*ck. I've got that one, douche! Don't f*ck animals Jared. Just because an Ostridge sticks his head in the sand doesn't mean he's not lookin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HolyGrenadeFrenzy Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 Don't f*ck animals Jared. Just because an Ostridge sticks his head in the sand doesn't mean he's not lookin. I agree with Groovy at this moment. But why, may I ask, does it use animal comparisons to women in the Kama Sutra? Who do I blame for that? I mean how did they know the difference other than by comparison? I have often wondered that. Oh, sure you could argue it with Animal Husbandry but we really don't know and would probrably be better not guessing. Considering how long it has been around it may be from a standard form of measurement that has just been passed down through the ages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maleficus Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 Don't f*ck animals Jared. Just because an Ostridge sticks his head in the sand doesn't mean he's not lookin. And don't try and f*ck turtles Jared. I know what you're thinking, when he puts his head in the shell, but if that's a snapping turtle, your sh*t is gonna be f*cked. ...god dammit I loved that special WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovy Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 Don't f*ck animals Jared. Just because an Ostridge sticks his head in the sand doesn't mean he's not lookin. And don't try and f*ck turtles Jared. I know what you're thinking, when he puts his head in the shell, but if that's a snapping turtle, your sh*t is gonna be f*cked. And then your rat f*cked....and rat f*cking...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDude5000 Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 Don't f*ck animals Jared. Just because an Ostridge sticks his head in the sand doesn't mean he's not lookin. And don't try and f*ck turtles Jared. I know what you're thinking, when he puts his head in the shell, but if that's a snapping turtle, your sh*t is gonna be f*cked. And then your rat f*cked....and rat f*cking...... I don't know Groovy you look like a guy who gets lonely, has a few beers, and sneaks into a petting zoo... Just stop it dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Svip Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 Andy, when you see the newer members, tell them I hate them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 Andy, when you see the newer members, tell them I hate them. ...but, what did I do? So, Andy... you like rabbits? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weedy Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViceDog Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 lolwut? Did someone knock on all the old members' doors? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VideoPoker Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 lolwut? Did someone knock on all the old members' doors? Yeah, but that still doesn't explain why you're here. Moonshield's less handsome join date brother <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViceDog Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 lolwut? Did someone knock on all the old members' doors? Yeah, but that still doesn't explain why you're here. You ruin everything. You can push your own wheelchair, cripple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSXtreme Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 lolwut? Did someone knock on all the old members' doors? Yeah, but that still doesn't explain why you're here. You ruin everything. You can push your own wheelchair, cripple. Where have you been? He's got an electric one now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teqila Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 I'd like to see something that isn't mindless ranting or a random thread of stupid pictures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie280 Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 There are four obvious solutions to this. 1) Turn off registration and ban everyone who joined after 2005. 2) Make a sub-forum for all members who joined before 2006. (Think a Power Users forum oink style ) 3) Make everyone from before 2006 mods so they can delete all posts from someone who joined from 2006->present. 4) Bring back 2G 5) Skullf*ck small mammals while tripping out on out-of-date Philadelphia cream cheese. WOWSA. I'll give you really monies if you tape that. 1 million hard cash to see Shmegal and ET f*ck. LOL! Who would give and who would recieve? This is assuming ET has a dick and / or arsehole? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovy Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 (edited) Don't f*ck animals Jared. Just because an Ostridge sticks his head in the sand doesn't mean he's not lookin. And don't try and f*ck turtles Jared. I know what you're thinking, when he puts his head in the shell, but if that's a snapping turtle, your sh*t is gonna be f*cked. And then your rat f*cked....and rat f*cking...... I don't know Groovy you look like a guy who gets lonely, has a few beers, and sneaks into a petting zoo... Just stop it dude. And my cat licked my balls.....that pussy licked my balls. Edited January 21, 2008 by Groovy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsuroki Posted January 21, 2008 Author Share Posted January 21, 2008 I'd like to see something that isn't mindless ranting or a random thread of stupid pictures. WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO POST IN HERE?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VideoPoker Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 I'd like to see something that isn't mindless ranting or a random thread of stupid pictures. WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO POST IN HERE?! No one, but by not banning him you're only adding to the madness. Moonshield's less handsome join date brother <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 GTAForums is still great, but I think its best days may be in the past. When Vice City came out for PC and modifications were fun and everyone was making them, I think that was the peak for the forums. San Andreas was not the peak. Things just get old. It's kind of like having a really good girlfriend and everything is going great for months or even years, but then she breaks up with you and you have to find another girl that's better than she was, but that isn't possible due to the way you've built her up in your mind...so you just take the average girlfriends. Yeah, I don't know what that means either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie280 Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 GTAForums is still great, but I think its best days may be in the past. When Vice City came out for PC and modifications were fun and everyone was making them, I think that was the peak for the forums. San Andreas was not the peak. Things just get old. It's kind of like having a really good girlfriend and everything is going great for months or even years, but then she breaks up with you and you have to find another girl that's better than she was, but that isn't possible due to the way you've built her up in your mind...so you just take the average girlfriends. Yeah, I don't know what that means either I wasnt around for the much celebrated 'glory days' but i hope that this forum will once again be like everyone thought it used to be. Nad maybe GTA IV will do this, i dont know. But I think alot of the bad feeling on this forum is from the join dates. The newest members are immediatly looked down on by older members and this creates a situation whereby people will over look good new members and just lament the state of GTAF's newest recruits. This is unhealthy because many of the newer members feel intimidated and unwelcome. And their input and opinions are belittled. This sense of nostalgia by older members could be a reaction to new members because older members feel that the forum which they love will be changed and so they abuse new members and talk about the 'good old days'. However it could be the case that this new blood to the forum is in fact a good thing because it will add ideas, new faces (well profiles) and new characters. Just my thoughts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 Another big problem with GTAF are the topics that have no purpose, aim, or direction that carry on for 8 pages about NOTHING. Jesus there's so much spam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eviscero Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 I can't find any topics like that 40.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picolini Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 Another big problem with GTAF are the topics that have no purpose, aim, or direction that carry on for 8 pages about NOTHING. Jesus there's so much spam. Right, this topic needs a purpose. It is now about banana hammocks. I find that they give me the comfort and support I need, as well as making me look damn sexy. Discuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cold fusion 33 Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 Another big problem with GTAF are the topics that have no purpose, aim, or direction that carry on for 8 pages about NOTHING. Jesus there's so much spam. I'm not criticising or anything, but why don't you go and make a useful topic instead of ranting about how there aren't any? We are the ones who make a difference here., you can't expect things to get better with a topic complaining about how bad they are. Catch my drift? CF33 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WalkerBoh Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 I like boxers better, they give me more air circulation. looger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OH NO Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 All right! Stop whatcha doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin the image and the style that ya used to. I look funny but yo I'm makin' money see so yo world I hope you're ready for me. Now gather round I'm the new fool in town and my sound's laid down by the Underground. I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf so just let me introduce myself My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty. Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee. And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee. I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me. I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky, I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy. I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack but sometimes I get ridiculous I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish? Yeah, I called ya fat. Look at me, I'm skinny It never stopped me from gettin' busy I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom I'm crazy. Allow me to amaze thee. They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me. I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants and I even got my own dance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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