Ronnyboy Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Ok, today I was at my local mall shopping with my sis and my mom. We were in there store when all of a sudden a topless and pantless (not pantyless) woman came screaming out of the dressing room into the mall walk way. She was pretty embarassed, because not only did everyone see her naked. She was scared of two spider's in her dressing room. I have to say she was pretty damn hot aswell. So has anyone ever had something like this happen before? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juscal Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 No. I wish though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carbine23 Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Ok, today I was at my local mall shopping with my sis and my mom. We were in there store when all of a sudden a topless and pantless (not pantyless) woman came screaming out of the dressing room into the mall walk way. She was pretty embarassed, because not only did everyone see her naked. She was scared of two spider's in her dressing room. I have to say she was pretty damn hot aswell. So has anyone ever had something like this happen before? Lucky Bastard. You should've offered to hide her, in the back of your jeep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin2006rhs Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 I pee out in our parking lot all of the time. I would go in grass, but all there is is asphalt. But no one can see me because we are surrounded by two hillsides our building, and the McDonalds distribution plant. I streaked on new years on with a few girls I know...but it was dark so i only saw them before and after the streak...so no really bouncy boob action for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knightmare Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 I have to say she was pretty damn hot aswell. So has anyone ever had something like this happen before? One day I was sitting on my patio reading a Unix book when all of a sudden we had an earthquake! I wasn't sure what to do so I dashed to my patio door and stood there because I heard door frames were sturdy. The neighbor next to me came running out naked in a towel, only her boobs weren't covered. Unfortunately she wasn't hot, but hey theres floppy boobs so I'm a looking. So despite the ground shaking underneath us, our lives in peril, she looks over to me and I'm just staring at her jugglies. She gives me this weird look, and I look at her awkwardly, and now it's been two years since we've said a word to each other. Thanks -shaDow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonKing Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Great, a public nudity thread without any pictures of hot naked women. What has the world come to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaj. Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 omgz Knightmare. Andy posts a topic including how oldschoolers aren't around anymore, and BOOM. There you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuse Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 I agree this thread is in need of pics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WalkerBoh Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 I jumped out of a car in Jack In the BOx drive through and showed some patrons who were inside the goat. They got big windows their so they saw it all. If you don't know the goat see the movie Waiting. If you do oh well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runey Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 I jumped out of a car in Jack In the BOx drive through and showed some patrons who were inside the goat. They got big windows their so they saw it all. If you don't know the goat see the movie Waiting. If you do oh well. Hahaha, that's a f*cking win, ladies and gentlemen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iminicus Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Iminicus walks into topic Iminicus looks around Iminicus plays some Stripper Music Iminicus strips LOOK MA, I'M NAKED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papanesta Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 I have to say she was pretty damn hot aswell. So has anyone ever had something like this happen before? One day I was sitting on my patio reading a Unix book when all of a sudden we had an earthquake! I wasn't sure what to do so I dashed to my patio door and stood there because I heard door frames were sturdy. The neighbor next to me came running out naked in a towel, only her boobs weren't covered. Unfortunately she wasn't hot, but hey theres floppy boobs so I'm a looking. So despite the ground shaking underneath us, our lives in peril, she looks over to me and I'm just staring at her jugglies. She gives me this weird look, and I look at her awkwardly, and now it's been two years since we've said a word to each other. Hahaha, floppy boobs in an earthquake. f*cking brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picolini Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 I think you just had a dream since you've been googling all the girls you've been posting in the Hot Chick topic. @Knightmare, hahah funny ass story! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnyboy Posted January 20, 2008 Author Share Posted January 20, 2008 I think you just had a dream since you've been googling all the girls you've been posting in the Hot Chick topic. @Knightmare, hahah funny ass story! Nope, happened at American Eagle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picolini Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Oh, ok, so that definitely makes it real and not a dream I'm just kidding anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beavis Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Congrats Ronnyboy on seeing your first pair of tits in RL rather than in the hot chick topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famoussas Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 I have to say she was pretty damn hot aswell. So has anyone ever had something like this happen before? One day I was sitting on my patio reading a Unix book when all of a sudden we had an earthquake! I wasn't sure what to do so I dashed to my patio door and stood there because I heard door frames were sturdy. The neighbor next to me came running out naked in a towel, only her boobs weren't covered. Unfortunately she wasn't hot, but hey theres floppy boobs so I'm a looking. So despite the ground shaking underneath us, our lives in peril, she looks over to me and I'm just staring at her jugglies. She gives me this weird look, and I look at her awkwardly, and now it's been two years since we've said a word to each other. That reminds me of the movie Knocked Up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnyboy Posted January 20, 2008 Author Share Posted January 20, 2008 Congrats Ronnyboy on seeing your first pair of tits in RL rather than in the hot chick topic. oh I've seen them before. At pools, drunks throwing water on women's tits, etc. This is quite a shock to see it happen in such a crowded area though. Altough I think every one was shocked (and erected) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picolini Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Congrats Ronnyboy on seeing your first pair of tits in RL rather than in the hot chick topic. oh I've seen them before. At pools, drunks throwing water on women's tits, etc. This is quite a shock to see it happen in such a crowded area though. Altough I think every one was shocked (and erected) Well when you get older it takes a little more than a pair of nude titties to get a hard on. You'll see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidDala Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Damn...I wish I was at that mall...talk about being at the right place at the right time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girish Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Congrats Ronnyboy on seeing your first pair of tits in RL rather than in the hot chick topic. oh I've seen them before. At pools, drunks throwing water on women's tits, etc. This is quite a shock to see it happen in such a crowded area though. Altough I think every one was shocked (and erected) Well when you get older it takes a little more than a pair of nude titties to get a hard on. You'll see. So very true.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WidowMaker Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Thank for you sharing this amazing story with us. It's an anecdote for the ages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeshyft Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 lolboobs But seriously, I long for those innocent days when a pair of breasts could get me hot under the collar. It's too hard obtaining vegetable oil and a midget... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnyboy Posted January 20, 2008 Author Share Posted January 20, 2008 I wish I could find a pic that looks like her. Ok imagine a red headed chick, with nice plump titties, nice large ass, and screaming like a chick who just got stung by a bee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rastaja Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Was it a strip mall? Rastaja laughs at his own joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtamodder Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 I haven't never Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnyboy Posted January 20, 2008 Author Share Posted January 20, 2008 Was it a strip mall? Rastaja laughs at his own joke Nice pun , nope it was at a large indoor mall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aimee Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 (edited) That reminds me of the movie Knocked Up. Ooh i watched that last week. Anyway, the OP's post reminds me of this Except now the link won't work for me Oh well, in a nutshell: Sunday afternoon, Unfitney paid a visit to the Betsey Johnson store at the Westfield Fashion Square mall in Sherman Oaks, where she and paparazzo boy toy Adnan Ghalib caused quite a commotion. Brit Brit grabbed dresses from the racks and disappeared into a dressing room with Adnan. Moments later, Spears came out completely naked, shocking salesclerks, Life & Style reports. "I was blown away. Britney's private parts were right in front of me!" a store employee tells the mag. It's not like we haven't all seen it already! "I grabbed a dress to cover her and she screamed, 'Get away from me! Don't you f*cking come near me!' says the employee. "Then she disappeared in the dressing room with Adnan for 45 minutes. They were making weird noises. It was disgusting." She was probably farting in his face. He likes that. When Britney and Adnan finally stumbled out, Spears mumbled something unintelligible. "I couldn't understand a word she was saying. She was slurring and spitting, and talking with a British accent," says the employee. "Her face was covered with cold sores and acne, and her scalp was patchy. I wanted to help her, but she was so mean that I left her alone. Then she muttered, 'f*ck you!' and left the store." Edited January 20, 2008 by Aimee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhoda Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 I like pissing in the doorways of shops while out on the razz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YourNeighborhoodKiller Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Well once I was driving around this park so me and my friends could play basketball at this court. And then all of a sudden we witness this car parked far away moving up down, sideways, and we could see feet hitting the back window. And people f*cking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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