billco1 Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Lately I have been noticing a great lack of anti-socialism, cursing and hatred in many of our members posts, this is GTAForums cockbags, not your average pussy fa**ot ass forum pertaining to the game series GTA. I'd like you to refer to the guidelines to the forums regarding posting and membership. Requirements for each member a.You must flame or start a flame war at least once (E.g. Tell a random member that he can eat a dick, a fine way of breaking the ice for new members who want to fit in) b.The only feelings you can share are your fellings about killing your parents, friends or random strangers and how you enjoy the company of your knife (knives) and/or gun(s). c.You cannot post anything remotely artistic, unless if its a poem about your knife or a painting depicting someone killing another person by impaling them on something badass with many jagged sharp edges. d.You must share with us your petnames for each weapon in your arsneal (E.g. I call my gun 'Sparky' and my knife 'Sir Shanks Alot') e.You must refer to other posters by one of the following names; assface, cockbag, granny-goatee, dildo-nose, jizz/ass master, or somethign else respectable along those lines. If you don't GTAForums wll be forced to call upon one of the forums many arsenists to pay you a visit (Most likely to discuss your disloyalty over a hot cup of tea, and then burn you alive). f.GTAForums appreciates eveyr little bit of homophobia and racismtowards blacks. If you're not homphobic your a fag, if your not racist... then your a ni**erlover therefore making you a bigger fag. Also you must hate GTA San Andreas, but claim you hate it because you don't like Los Angeles as a setting for a game. g.Each post must contain at least 5 CURSE WORDS! Ofcourse the coveted 183 times you say f*ck and its variants will get you cookies. If you don't swear or don't swear enough we'll send you our ugliest female member to rape you (note GTAForums is home of the ugliest and most anti-social women who were originally men). h.You must spell with bad english and unadequately and incoharently, also don't use big words or we'll send a midget dressed as kelly clarkson over to your house/place of life to kick you in ballsack. Keep in mind if you want to read someone posting about 'Its a nice ass day to get stoned, I think'll sh*t outside and f*ck your sister' you came to the right place. But if you want to read a post about 'I like ponies and wearing woman's underwear' you registered at the wrong gtaforums you penis with no peehole... go to gtagaming or gtaplace... that's where your pussy kind belong. Happy posting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cold fusion 33 Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Wow. An 07er trying to change the rules with his second post. Good luck. Ass master The Dedito Gae 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girish Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 I swear I'm gonna follow these rules from now on. NOT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie280 Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 What the f*ck is wrong with you??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billco1 Posted January 18, 2008 Author Share Posted January 18, 2008 I actually I got banned, I'm just posting about how the forum has changed and has taken a gay f*cking direction... just trying to get people back on track to their sh*tty anti-socalist ways. This forum is beginning to look like gtaplace (Fagplace more like it) and those other gay gta forums. Whatever happened to the crazed GTA fan who would play gta 24 hours a day and post on these forums about his fantasies about having sex with a dead turtle? They sold out thats what, like you bitches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waddy Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 What a knob. The Dedito Gae 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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