"post birth abortionist" (id freaks)

[Canofceleri]

my taste buds send for bitter--

i think i'll not let the music lull me,

i think i'll pace about some more.

 

i'm such a digusting bitter man.

fuck you.i'll kill them all.

 

"her uteras is emty" said god.who then

draws low his body and high his brow and

conspicuously inconspicuously inquires in

an annoying inflection-- "you need me

to fill 'er up for y'eans?"

 

the droll of the sinister washer-dryer and my brooding phallanges.

yes, it's very dark here.

drugs.

exacto knives abound.

hmm i'm the devili'mthedevili'mthedevil. huhuahaha.>?

 

the burning buddha burns out cold

and it is i that must sweep his chalky remains up in a dust collector

and throw them away. and for what? is my energy so cheap that

i should be inconvenienced by a monk?

 

 

 

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahyuh! i tell you what

you gonna do girl! bahhhhh bahhhh bahhhhhhh you

gonna buy that rope! buy buy that rope, baby!

yeeeeeaaahh from that ol' fuckin hardware store across the street!

and you gonna fuckin hang yourselfYEAH YEAH YEAH YEAAAAHHH!

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAAAAHHH! WOO HOO WOO HOO!

WOO WOO HOOHOOWOO!

yeah baby, yeah yeah baby you gonna fuckin KILL YOURSELF!and you goin straight to fuckin hell!

waaah!waaah!waah! like a little baby bitch!youcry

 

 

"you know, i just love sparking up random conversation with geriatrics. it's just uuuh, my thing I guess.

i guess it's because too they've been there a'back'n'again you could say. 'cause you got these precious

folks right that have seen it all right, you know. they voted for herbert hoover. the nuclear family types.

they've seen so many people die and are about to die themselves most likely. i mean, they can't even walk

or wash themselves. they have no hair or real teeth. what do you talk about with people like that, you

might ask.. i say anything, it's not hard to pin them. 90% of the time the concept of wisdom holds

no water, they're just as dumb as they were when they were my age. but sometimes, you've got a cool old

person. i'll just suck the knowledge out of these goodiesbutoldies. hell, they're about to go anyhow.

you know, most regular folks are made to feel uneasy around geriatrics, but not me. i'm like a duck.

but most people are and it's not their fault. those alzheimers despise a normal person's youth and

pray to the devil about us. hence another good reason to befriend them, no hex mostly."

 

 

 

 

no, you can trust me.

i'm starting to feel like myself again.

my blood pressure has eased up a bit

and i'm not as red as i was. breathing also is easier.

 

hmmm.. you knew it was gonna be alright the whole time, didn't you?

 

 

[Canofceleri]

If your only feedback is something like, "Wow, you've got a problem" that's okay too. Don't just click off shaking your head.

[Oblivionz]

You're crazy, man, and I absolutely love it. Your writing is amazing, and hilarious.

[Rhoda]

I wish more people I knew thought like you, most of them are sheep to afraid to break out of their little mould they were planted in when they were kids. Like Oblivionz said, I love your writing style.

[Canofceleri]

Thank you for the comments, guys. And for the record, I don't hate old people. I know it might seem totally out there... hopefully there's effectiveness in everything being punctuated by somewhat coherent breaks.

[TonyZimmzy]

It's so strange, but in a good way. Don't know what else to say really, other than that.