TonyZimmzy Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 (edited) OG Nig Nog Synopsis: OG Nig Nog is probaly the nastiest nigga you'll ever encounter. He e-mails me his daily and nightly activities, and it's time I released them to the public - especially the police. I pray to God every day this lunatic never, ever finds me. Table of Woes: E-mail #1: That bitch Shaniqua... E-mail #2: Nigga, I got robbed today... E-mail #3: Camwhore slutbag DDozen1995 trick ass busta ass mark ass... [Part 1] Guest E-mails: Cubanwhip: That party bih... Munkeypoo34: Cracker ass... Masterkraft: (No subject) Cubanwhip: Bitch ass Rodney... Candarelli: Up on dem prospects Anyone is free to write an e-mail from OG Nig Nog. This topic is just for fun. This is purely fictional. All characters and plots belong to me, Tony Zimmzy. Edited February 4, 2008 by TonyZimmzy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyZimmzy Posted January 18, 2008 Author Share Posted January 18, 2008 (edited) To: From: [email protected] Subject: That bitch Shaniqua... Body: What up, Jimmy? It's your boy Nig Nog typin' this sh*t up from some java café bullsh*t on the highstreet. f*ck. Last night I got beyond wasted. Nigga, I could barely walk, talk, breathe or smell my green. Aiight, here's how it went down. Got a couple 40s, cruised over to my nigga Chad's house. Few skinny ass bitches were getting out of his house in a hurry. Yeah, that nigga must've promised 'em a hit and couldn't deliver, so he tried raping a bitch. He's tiny...probaly lucky they didn't pin him down and rape his ass; stick a shoe in there or some other sh*t. Stopped the door with my foot. Walked inside. sh*t. They did rape him. He's layin' on tha' floor, face down, his dick mixed with the stale carpet and an asshole the size of a '86 Cadillac. What a sight. 'Course, I laughed at the lil nigga before helping him up. He started cryin' a lil bit. I slapped that nigga so fast...I wasn't comin' over to watch a grown man cry. sh*t's re-f*cking-donkulous up in here. He offered me a seat, I say: "f*ck this, nigga." I took out my gun, loaded it, put it to his dome, pulled the trigger. f*ck his half-Mexican ass. Decided to cruise through to Shaniqua's place. You know when you get through to one of those sh*tty neighbourhoods where all you hear is babies cryin' in every f*ckin' house? Yeah, well, Shaniqua's house is the only one without a screaming baby...cos that fat bitch got two screaming babies. f*ck. Alright, after endless banging on the door that crackhead whore opened up and said some sh*t like: "What the f*ck you doin' here!? I'ma get my man to cut your dick off." I said: "Bitch. I already killed your man two Thursdays ago. Now let this nigga in!" Bitch wouldn't let OG Nig Nog in. Big mistake. She deadbolted that trick ass door, thinkin' I'd leave. Pssh. I said to myself: "Nigga, you gonna cut up a baby." Cuttin' up babies is sumin' I'm unfamiliar with, but my nigga Marlow got all kinda sh*t in dealin' with this sh*t. He's a couple blocks away. Got there, slung some crack with him, rubbed one out into his f*ckin' shower, drank a lil 40 with the nigga, left. sh*t, realized I forgot what I came for. Went back, got a switchblade and a flashlight. It's dark, and I'm one f*cked up nigga. Got back over to Shaniqua's place, crawled through the back window, snuck through that bitch's house and found her baby's room. I saw that cute lil nigga sleepin all sound and what not. Think she was even suckin' her thumb. I said: "Bitch, today ain't yo' day." I bashed that lil bitch over the head with the flashlight. I am nasty, nigga. Cut it up, cut out its eyes, pocketed the eyes, left. Edited October 6, 2009 by TonyZimmzy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cubanwhip Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 (edited) Yeh, then i bet he called his nigga BOVICE to run train on that bih. EDIT: Oh f*ck, wait a minute, [email protected], I know that guy. He sent me an email too. Let me copypaste it. To: [email protected] From: [email protected] Subject: Tha party bih... Body: hey, what up roboito? hey check it. i was up in this bitch ass party last night, wit my nigga marlow. anyways, they told marlow and me that we were not invited because of some bullsh*t about shaniqua's kid. i told that bitch marlow to not rat me out, but that bitch aint no betta. i pull out my nine and shot his ass. that bitch at tha door was screamin and cryin over this sh*t and i told that bitch 'it aint nothin, bitch, now get back to work'. i left that nigga marlows ass outside and went to find rolanda, that whore. i need to get my dick wet and right now thats the only bitch that knows it the way i like it. find her in her room, suckin off some bitch ass white boy with some two inch dick. shot his ass and told him to bounce or i shoot his balls off. he ran out of there faster than jeffrey on a sunday church mornin. i sat in that bed wit my nine on my leg and told that bitch to get to work or shes goin to have a problem. let me tell ya how good she was. she knew exactly what to do. before long i nutted in her mouth and i had my gun to her dome demandin to hit that pussy. bitch knew what she was dealin wit and was on all fours like some cat or feline as them white folks call them. i hit that for an hour straight. bitch didnt know where the f*ck she was when i was through. nutted in her pussy, got her pregnant. i left her on her bed wit my juice pourin out her c*nt. on my way out, i saw that nigga marlow tryin to heal that wound. shot the bandaid and told him that he best be watchin his back nigga, cause he aint gonna see me comin wit my nine. left that party and everyone knew whats up. afterwards i met up wit jeffrey at the quickstop and drank some 40s. this bitch TJ came up to us and asked us if we deal. bitch knows better than to ask a couple of niggas if we deal. took out my nine and told them to get the f*ck out of my face. they couldnt hear me cause then they pulled out their pieces. my nigga jeffrey knew what was up and took out his uzi. bitches were like on fire. shot their asses and finished our 40s. told my nigga jeffrey that we need to chill more often. turns out jeffrey's on parole and i didnt know. bitch knows better than to hide secrets from ya nigga Nig Nog. took out my knife and cut out his stomach. left that bitch to bleed out and jacked his gun. bitch i aint ever been happier. Edited January 18, 2008 by Cubanwhip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coral_City Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 He's tiny...probaly lucky they didn't pin him down and rape his ass; stick a shoe in there or some other sh*t. Stopped the door with my foot. Walked inside. sh*t. They did rape him. He's layin' on tha' floor, face down, his dick mixed with the stale carpet and an asshole the size of a '86 Cadillac. What a sight. !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxidizer Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 I wanna see what the inside of your mind looks like! Yet another crack!fic I'll be keeping an eye on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derty Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Got there, slung some crack with him, rubbed one out into his f*ckin' shower, drank a lil 40 with the nigga, left. hahahahahaha love it, this wass stupid at first, but so visual it was hilarious by the time it took footing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love.Life Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 man dawg dat nigga is straight up g fawl. if ida seen dat playa i wlda bustad his ass enit. brap brap make otha homedawgs see not to mess with a straight up whos banging like a proper gangsta. man ima gonna go get maself a ounce an a new 9mm fawls shafe to you playa not-hatas...yeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh great storys tony and cubanwhip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love.Life Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 let me tell ya how good she was. she knew exactly what to do. before long i nutted in her mouth and i had my gun to her dome demandin to hit that pussy. bitch knew what she was dealin wit and was on all fours like some cat or feline as them white folks call them. i hit that for an hour straight. bitch didnt know where the f*ck she was when i was through. nutted in her pussy, got her pregnant. hahahahhahahhaah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyZimmzy Posted January 19, 2008 Author Share Posted January 19, 2008 (edited) To: From: [email protected] Subject: Nigga, I got robbed today... Date Sent: 24/12/2007 Date Recieved: 27/12/2007 Robbed of a good deal that is! Haha, what up nigga? It's your boy Nig Nog. I jacked some white boy's van and he's got this WiFi sh*t up in here. I'm fixin' to get this bitch chopped. Aiight, earlier today, cruising through the supermarket, I see these salami sausages, some bitch is standing by 'em with her kid. Kid looks up at me. Pssh, I wasn't comin' in tha' supermarket to be oggled by some lil nigga. I punted him in the head like a football. Moms started cryin', callin' me a "monster"...f*ck that hoe. I got my 40s and left. Didn't pay. So my bitch calls my cell and I answer: "What's up, ya c*nt?" I spit at her. She starts cryin', sayin I ran her dad over last night, put him in a coma. I ain't done sh*t. I tell her I'll make it up to her...I said: "Bitch, I'll take you to that Christmas party tonight, aiight?" see, now I can be a nice guy once in a while. Slang back some 40s, had to get a lil tipsy if I was goin' out with this bitch in public. We got there about 21:30. Two hours late. I was drunk nigga. And runnin' people over on tha' way, just like that bitch's dad last night. Nigga invites us in. Asks me if he can take my coat. You ain't gettin' this coat, nigga. I kept my coat on. We started eatin' some Christmas cake, my bitch was talkin' to some crackhead I saw smoking a bag of meth outside Wal-mart two days ago. Strolled over, minding my own, took out my knife, took his wrist, cut him, cut his wrist, vertically. Nigga fell on the floor, dying, making a scene. My nigga Ron stepped over: "Nigga, what the f*ck happened!?" "Nigga, I slit his wrist!" He started panicking. I rinsed the knife down and handed it to my bitch, "You toss me out in them woods, I'll cut off your feet," I said to that c*nt. She got a little scared, pissed me off a little bit. Me and Ron left, I said: "Nigga, let's go smoke some weed." He looked at me, lil startled: "I ain't got any weed." "Nigga, you gonna get me high. Or else." I'm turnin' on my own niggas. He turned his back on me real quick, I busted the back of his head open with my teeth; bit half his f*ckin' dome off and swallowed it. I am nasty, nigga. My bitch comes over, giving me sass 'bout giving her that blade to hold on to. I said: "Bitch, today ain't yo' day." I punched that bitch so hard, I swear the Earth f*ckin' moved. Put her in a coma, along with her fa**ot-ass daddy. I grabbed ahold of my nigga Ron, he was out like a light on the grass. I grabbed ahold of him, put him on top of my bitch, took his dick out, whacked him off, got him hard, put his dick in her pussy, made him cum inside her, got her pregnant, took out my cell, phoned the police, reported it as rape, left. Edited October 6, 2009 by TonyZimmzy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxidizer Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 LMAO! Only just found the slightly wrong[?] hilarity in the main guy's name. I'm in no way racist but that really cracked me up at random. And the em-ails just mound to all the laughs! This is f*ckin' rad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyZimmzy Posted January 19, 2008 Author Share Posted January 19, 2008 Haha, OG Nig Nog baby, what a name. Me and my best mate were playing WWE Smackdown! vs. Raw 2008 a few weeks ago, and we were creating random wrestlers to use during the 'General Manager' mode featured on the game, but to the point, I created this black guy who basically looked like he'd stab you if you looked at him the wrong way, and I called him OG Nig Nog. Hilarity ensued and we told everyone stories about OG Nig Nog, and I figured instead of just f*cking around and writing them on msn to a few friends, to properly write and release them, just for a laugh. Cubanwhip wrote one, so anyone is welcome to write one aswell if you want, just for fun. He e-mails a lot of people . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxidizer Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 F*ckin' excellent! You guys come up with the best wrongly comedic pieces I've seen. I thought about doing something similar in 2006-ish but scrapped the idea in favor of writing (back then poorly written) GTA fanfic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TubbyJ Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 This sh*t's pretty funny, I'll bite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyZimmzy Posted January 19, 2008 Author Share Posted January 19, 2008 F*ckin' excellent! You guys come up with the best wrongly comedic pieces I've seen. I thought about doing something similar in 2006-ish but scrapped the idea in favor of writing (back then poorly written) GTA fanfic. You...doing a full-on GTA STORY!? That...could be...the best...story...ever. Better than TC, better than PK's story [which I've forgot the name of lol], better than anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxidizer Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Heh. If I remember rightly it was a three-parter where Claude and Catalina staged the whole thing (GTA3) to rip off all the major crime organizations in Liberty City. But back then my style was pretty crappy, like: "My name's Claude." said Claude. "And my name's Catalina." Catalina replied. Obviously that wasn't part of the actual dialogue, but you get the gist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munkeypoo34 Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 He got me too. Check it: To: [email protected] From: [email protected] Subject: Cracker ass... Sup, mang, I'm at my homie Dingleberrie's house typing up dis sh*t. I ain't f*cking round bout this one. The homeless sh*t was on the street and asked me for change. I said "nigga, f*ck no!" and kicked the dude in the face. Cracker ass nigga.... f*ck man these streets are messed up Dawg! -OG Nig Nog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxidizer Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 This reminds me to check out YouTube for those videos. You guys got links? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhoda Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 God damn this sh*t. To: [email protected] From: [email protected] You been foolin' with my ho'? Your e-mail's stored on this here computer, and I'm at my ho's house right now, smokin' a bowl or two... yeeeah! Anyway, yeah, you go anywhere near 'dat ho' of mine again, I'll cut you like a nigga cuts... uh... I'll just f*ckin' cut you, you hearin' me playa? I can't tell, email innit. I'll be on you like ugly's on a Cadillac, so watch yo' f*ckin' step! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poikly Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Who the hell is PK? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyZimmzy Posted January 22, 2008 Author Share Posted January 22, 2008 Who the hell is PK? PresidentKiller. He wrote a really old story about Claude going to Vice City and working with Ray after the events in GTA III. It was a good story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickstick Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Who the hell is PK? I assume it's PresidentKiller, and don't ask me how I know that, as I've never even read any of the guy's posts. EDIT: Damn, beaten to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyZimmzy Posted January 27, 2008 Author Share Posted January 27, 2008 (edited) To: From: [email protected] Subject: Camwhore slutbag DDozen1995 trick ass busta ass mark ass... [Part 1] Nigga, no time for niceities ta'day. I stopped off at my boy Roland's house. We were fixin to drink 40s and pass out, bein' Friday an' all. OG OG was over there. Me an' him got beef from a few years back after the nigga accused a nigga right here of killin his moms. I ain't killed his moms, come on, me an' him were boys for life. "What's up, get the f*ck outta here," this nigga spits to me. I calm my wig and explain I never killed his moms. We all kick back and drink till we seein pink. Aiight, Roland loads up his computer. "Niggas, come check this sh*t I got goin' on." He signs his little ass into some instant messenger bullsh*t. Some orange window starts blinkin' on the bottom of the computer. "Nigga, that's them cops tryin'a bust your ass," I hear that nigga OG OG spit. Roland slapped him upside the head. "Nigga, that's just DDozen1995." "DDozen1995? Who that nigguh?" Let me explain sumin 'bout OG OG. He's OG to the max; he ain't got a clue 'bout this computer bullsh*t. Tha's why we call him OG OG. "She some 12-year-old bitch I make dance for me on webcam," he says, laughin his little jheri curl ass off at. "Tha' f*ck's a webcam?" OG OG says to him. Roland slaps him upside the head. Again. Big. f*cking. Mistake. OG OG started wailin' on the nigga. f*ck it, I joined in. Me an' OG OG stomped Roland's lil ass until he wasn't movin'. Man, I took out a sandwich my bitch made for me before I left that mornin', full'a cheese and lettuce and sh*t. I smothered Roland to death wid' it. Had bread all clung to his f*ckin' lips and sh*t. We went on his computer, started typin to this little bitch ass and we got her on webcam. I 'splained to OG OG what was up...that nigga pulled out his dick on her. She got a lil freaked out when she saw Roland layin' butt naked on the floor, dead. OG OG needed sum' new clothes. Bitch wouldn't get naked for us. Big. f*cking. Mistake. I spat to that trick, said I was gonna fine' out where she live. Bitch appeared offline real quick. 'Bout ten minutes of browsin' through sh*t on tha' webs, we found her. Live not two blocks away, little c*nt. "We gonna rape her or what?" OG OG asked me as we left Roland's stank ass apartment. "Pssh, shoot nigga, I'ma rape her like I raped yo' momma before I cut her throat dawg." I knew what I was doin, nigguh. My bitch also packed me a banana, sayin' I had to "eat healthy" and what not. I palmed that banana after I confessed to OG OG I did kill his moms, 'course I killed his moms, I am nasty, nugguh. Palmed it as I said, stabbed him in the f*cking eye with the sharp end'o the skin. After he was done havin' a epileptic fit right there in the middle of the hallway, I f*ckin' forced that 'nana down his throat until he choked to death. An' I was on my way to cut that bitch's little asshole up. Edited October 6, 2009 by TonyZimmzy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saltinespike Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 These e-mails are the greatest, man. I've read every one and continue to read! Keep on, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cubanwhip Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 To: [email protected] From: [email protected] Subject: bitch ass rodney nigga, this nigga rodney. new nigga in town. came rollin in some caddy. some white boy car with 20s and hydros. nigga thought he was the sh*t rollin into my hood like that, big f*cking mistake. when he got out of that car and power locked. i f*cking mean it nigga. power lock. when he power locked those mother f*ckin doors, sh*t was goin down. one nigga step up to another and i was like "bitch, what's yo name, and can you take a dick?!" nigga was scared real good. sweat on his head and i bet on his balls too. he stared at me and stuttered, like the f*ckin cracker ass oreo he is. "n-n-no sir" big f*ckin mistake. nobody calls me sir aside from my bitch down in royales and my illigit son, frank. took out my gun and put it to his belly. bitch was scared and sh*t himself. how do i know? i could smell the sh*t pourin out his ass. real nasty too. bitch knows better than to sh*t in my hood. shoved him to the floor and flipped him around, belly to the pavement. he was cryin like the bitch he was. there was one thing to do, and i knew what it was. phoned up my nigga reezie. nigga knew what to do with bitches like this. pulled down his pants and saw that sh*t ooze down his milky thighs. i put the barrel of the gun into his asshole, which i thought was tight. f*ckin think again. it was looser than a mother f*ckin wizard's sleeve. my nigga reezie really needed to check this sh*t out. by the time reezie did get here, my gun was up to the trigga in this niggas ass. reezie knew what to do and pulled out his dick. reezie ran train on that bitch all night right there on the street as i watched with my gun, covered in this niggas sh*t. after reezie nutted in the bitches ass, he sucked up the dry sh*t cum mixture and gave me the go ahead. shot that nigga dead and threw him in the trunk of his caddy. called the five o and reported a possible homicide. we got out of there faster than when jeffrey was late on church mornings, but he aint late no more, not after i shot his ass for lying to me. bitch knows better than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canofceleri Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 To: [email protected] From: [email protected] Subject: up on dem prospects wassup boy? you ain't heard from my ass in awhile? sh*t, i was just thinkin bout sh*t we used to pull back in the day and i thought of you like, sh*t why dont i fill a nigga in on some upcomin sh*t, heard dat? my uncle big and his bitch t gonna be openin up a new day care in about a week, you need to come wit me on openin day and get that big dick wet boy. i tell you fill you in bout dat sh*t. last time they had a day care we'd go in and f*ck the sh*t out dem lil boys, oyu know how we do. parents mostly dont kno sh*t eithe cuz these kids is like 2 you know. i dipped my big black dick in a vat a some ky and boyyyy sh*t! i f*ckin had my dick all up in some cute lil pussy... dey be like 'no' tryin a get away but i cum on em, i com on all they sh*t make it taste real good fo em. dem lil boys asses too tight man i think i blow blood vessels when i cum and sh*t. but anyways, we go do that an then we suck each other off nice you f*ck my ass bloody real nice like back in the day n sh*t. no one knows, one time tho for real some bitch ass whore mother came back and saw me wit my dick all up in her baby girl cummin in her an sh*t. i had to chase her ass around a bit but then i straight beet the f*ckin sh*t outa her dog you know how i do. i f*ckin grabbed her by her f*ckin cheap ass weave and banged the f*ck out her face on the f*ckin hard ass floor nigga like goddamn 100 times till you couldnt even tell it was no woman n sh*t... looked like a f*ckin red blob wit some black hair n sh*t on top of it shewas all f*cked up. then i f*cked her to and grabbed her cash cuz dats how i roll nigga. so yeah next sunday be by brighton springs baptist, like right there dude...we'll f*ck some little kids up and kill they moms yo. peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Word* Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 EDIT: Post removed, after I saw the updates thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDemonata Posted April 20, 2008 Share Posted April 20, 2008 Hell yea thats watsup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moolie Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 Alright now, new to this site, can someone please tell me what og og stands for, as in what's his real name. Just love the stories, just crazy!!!! hey, my nick name was always Uncle Billy Nig Nog... pissed off a little that there is an Uncle Joey Nig Nog..... may need some help in getting my turf back in cyber space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moolie Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 Hey it's me again, have some white cracker step mother that's a first class biatch if you catch my drift, would love her to meet og og and crazy nigga!!!!! to kick her white cracka ass down her white cracka neighborhood..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moolie Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 I may add that she is one crazy mutha-f*cka....drinks so much that she sounds like some crack whore mo fo.... she really needs her white cracka ass kicked, she's been diissin my terminally ill father in law, just a fact ya all, wouldn't even treat a dog with mange the way she treats him, she won't even leave a bag o chips at his bedside, he's skinnier then the scarecrow from the wizard of oz when he had his stuffing pulled out by those crazy flyin' monkeys, where is og og when you need him to chop this motha f*ckin white cracka bitch into some fish food... gut the bitch like a fish................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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