Ak4tsevEn Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Shopkeeper: Yes sir? Niko: I'll have 20 Malboro please mr shop keeper man Shopkeepr: Are you over the age of 18? Niko: WTF? Yes of course! Shopkeeper: I will need to see some ID please! Niko: (Pulls out glock) he's your f*ckin ID bitch!! Shopkeeper: Well....since you put it that way...im in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobo-Lord Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 so... things will be different in america, they have to be 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mmjr3 Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 so... things will be different in america, they have to be 18 some states older. As in New Jersey it is 19. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A.Bod Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 i know i posted in two of your topics already and they were negative but this actually doesnt seem so much of a bad idea. im throwing it out there that this could be a possibility, but not so dramatic, maybe more of a go to "options" then go to "cigarette" idk thats an example or maybe you can buy them which would make more sense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ceedot Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Why? What for? Realism? I think it's pointless. Hey, if people want more 'realism', how about Rockstar impliment a 'smoke too much, you get cancer' aspect? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A.Bod Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Why? What for? Realism?I think it's pointless. Hey, if people want more 'realism', how about Rockstar impliment a 'smoke too much, you get cancer' aspect? i never said i would use it or buy it just ruling it a possibility, and it could may be used to burn people like the stealth way with a knife in SA hahahaha, yeah right, if it was i would prefer the flamethrower instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTAfan89 Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Hey, if people want more 'realism', how about Rockstar impliment a 'smoke too much, you get cancer' aspect? You know, You dont REALLY get cancer right? Anyway, lol maybe not like that, but i think he might just randomly pop one in his mouth if you dont move him. I dont know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GSF_Sniper Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 I want the option to get high in the game. That way, me and Niko can smoke a bong bowl together like Rockstar intended it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A.Bod Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Hey, if people want more 'realism', how about Rockstar impliment a 'smoke too much, you get cancer' aspect? You know, You dont REALLY get cancer right? Anyway, lol maybe not like that, but i think he might just randomly pop one in his mouth if you dont move him. I dont know. that makes even more sense like when cj sings in SA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hope Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Not for realism, but for atmosphere. There's a lot of really subtle/pointless stuff in GTA games so I don't see why smoking couldn't be in there just as a pointless thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RidingHigh Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 In the PC version of Vice City you could type "certaindeath" cheat and it would make Tommy smoke a cig. I think a preview said there were peds smoking, so if they can smoke Niko should be able to. It shouldn't go any further then just being able to smoke it for the look, no "You're starting to get a headache, you need a smoke" or anything like that. Why? What for? Realism?I think it's pointless. Well, what was the point of putting sunglasses on CJ? He wouldn't go blind if you didn't. Just because it looks cool, and so a cig could add to that too if you so chose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ceedot Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Hey, if people want more 'realism', how about Rockstar impliment a 'smoke too much, you get cancer' aspect? You know, You dont REALLY get cancer right? Anyway, lol maybe not like that, but i think he might just randomly pop one in his mouth if you dont move him. I dont know. that makes even more sense like when cj sings in SA Warm it up CJ, Warm it up Kane! Sunglasses were for sex appeal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RidingHigh Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 (edited) At the most of 2 points, doesn't even move the bar. Maybe if Niko smokes people will tell him he stinks, who knows. Endless possibilities. Niko lights up in a public building, people tell him to take it outside. Edited January 18, 2008 by RidingHigh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defibrillator Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 I think you should then after a couple of game years you should develop cancer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemoX Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 you will also see him brush his teeth, piss, take dumps, and take showers....c'mon man.... do u also want him to jerk off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lega_c Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 I want niko tobe able to smoke weed and get f*cked up and start seeing little lads who like berrys and cream starburst....yea i dont give a sh*t if he can smoke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaboobala Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 I really hope they let you, it adds a lot of badass-factor. He should start smoking if you leave him idle too long, that wouldn't be intrusive and a neat little touch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carbine23 Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Shopkeeper: Yes sir?Niko: I'll have 20 Malboro please mr shop keeper man Shopkeepr: Are you over the age of 18? Niko: WTF? Yes of course! Shopkeeper: I will need to see some ID please! Niko: (Pulls out glock) he's your f*ckin ID bitch!! Shopkeeper: Well....since you put it that way...im in! no offense but that dialogue wasn't good at all I think a lot of these dialogue things have been popping up ever since i posted mine in the release date topic. Niko: I want some cigarettes Shopkeeper: Which kind? Blowjob cigs, um there's also horny smokes, and the Russianator cigars. Niko: Oh man. This seperates the men from the boys. Do you have anything less fancy? Shopkeeper: Well there's JackThompson Cigarettes. Niko: PERFECT!!! I'm gonna love smoking that cigs ass off. Shopkeeper: Ok, just give me some ID? Niko: What? What the hell is an ID? Shopkeeper: You need to be over 18 to buy cigarettes in America sir. Niko: Well i obviously look over 18, right? Shopkeeper: I don't know. There's a cheat out there, that can change your character, and those f***ing modders are always creating something new. Niko: Just give me the freakin ciggarettes. Shopkeeper: I can't without ID. Niko: Please sir. Shopkeeper: Not without ID! Niko: You know im looking for that special someone. And that special someone would love some ciggarettes, and if that special someone doesn't get ciggarettes, then your ass will be up a pipe. Shopkeeper: Say what? Niko: Give me the damn cigs!!! Shopkeeper: I can't sir!!!!! Niko: Then i'll just take them myself Shopkeeper: I'm afraid you can't sir. There's an invisible wall behind here. There's no possible way you can get through. HAHA Niko: Ever heard of glitching pal! (jumps through invisible wall) Shopkeeper: How the hell did you do that? Niko: It's called glitching, sucka (Niko shoots shopkeeper) You know he was actually a good kid, trying to protect the weak, and prevent kids from doing stupid stuff...........HEY! Theres a Liberty Express Credit Card in here, and $80, and also a paper with a message on it. It says "PLATTY ISN'T ENGLISH" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Hey, if people want more 'realism', how about Rockstar impliment a 'smoke too much, you get cancer' aspect? Sounds like fun, and you have to wait several months for the chemotherapy, and if he dies, the game locks up and you can never play again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lega_c Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Hey, if people want more 'realism', how about Rockstar impliment a 'smoke too much, you get cancer' aspect? Sounds like fun, and you have to wait several months for the chemotherapy, and if he dies, the game locks up and you can never play again. did i hear the word..lock..lol..yea woohoo chemotherapy ftw /sarcasm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crux989 Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Shopkeeper: Yes sir?Niko: I'll have 20 Malboro please mr shop keeper man Shopkeepr: Are you over the age of 18? Niko: WTF? Yes of course! Shopkeeper: I will need to see some ID please! Niko: (Pulls out glock) he's your f*ckin ID bitch!! Shopkeeper: Well....since you put it that way...im in! That story has potential. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ak4tsevEn Posted January 18, 2008 Author Share Posted January 18, 2008 Shopkeeper: Yes sir?Niko: I'll have 20 Malboro please mr shop keeper man Shopkeepr: Are you over the age of 18? Niko: WTF? Yes of course! Shopkeeper: I will need to see some ID please! Niko: (Pulls out glock) he's your f*ckin ID bitch!! Shopkeeper: Well....since you put it that way...im in! no offense but that dialogue wasn't good at all I think a lot of these dialogue things have been popping up ever since i posted mine in the release date topic. Niko: I want some cigarettes Shopkeeper: Which kind? Blowjob cigs, um there's also horny smokes, and the Russianator cigars. Niko: Oh man. This seperates the men from the boys. Do you have anything less fancy? Shopkeeper: Well there's JackThompson Cigarettes. Niko: PERFECT!!! I'm gonna love smoking that cigs ass off. Shopkeeper: Ok, just give me some ID? Niko: What? What the hell is an ID? Shopkeeper: You need to be over 18 to buy cigarettes in America sir. Niko: Well i obviously look over 18, right? Shopkeeper: I don't know. There's a cheat out there, that can change your character, and those f***ing modders are always creating something new. Niko: Just give me the freakin ciggarettes. Shopkeeper: I can't without ID. Niko: Please sir. Shopkeeper: Not without ID! Niko: You know im looking for that special someone. And that special someone would love some ciggarettes, and if that special someone doesn't get ciggarettes, then your ass will be up a pipe. Shopkeeper: Say what? Niko: Give me the damn cigs!!! Shopkeeper: I can't sir!!!!! Niko: Then i'll just take them myself Shopkeeper: I'm afraid you can't sir. There's an invisible wall behind here. There's no possible way you can get through. HAHA Niko: Ever heard of glitching pal! (jumps through invisible wall) Shopkeeper: How the hell did you do that? Niko: It's called glitching, sucka (Niko shoots shopkeeper) You know he was actually a good kid, trying to protect the weak, and prevent kids from doing stupid stuff...........HEY! Theres a Liberty Express Credit Card in here, and $80, and also a paper with a message on it. It says "PLATTY ISN'T ENGLISH" Okay, you took that a bit too far with the hole length and sh*t! don't worry tho...i still laughed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carbine23 Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Shopkeeper: Yes sir?Niko: I'll have 20 Malboro please mr shop keeper man Shopkeepr: Are you over the age of 18? Niko: WTF? Yes of course! Shopkeeper: I will need to see some ID please! Niko: (Pulls out glock) he's your f*ckin ID bitch!! Shopkeeper: Well....since you put it that way...im in! no offense but that dialogue wasn't good at all I think a lot of these dialogue things have been popping up ever since i posted mine in the release date topic. Niko: I want some cigarettes Shopkeeper: Which kind? Blowjob cigs, um there's also horny smokes, and the Russianator cigars. Niko: Oh man. This seperates the men from the boys. Do you have anything less fancy? Shopkeeper: Well there's JackThompson Cigarettes. Niko: PERFECT!!! I'm gonna love smoking that cigs ass off. Shopkeeper: Ok, just give me some ID? Niko: What? What the hell is an ID? Shopkeeper: You need to be over 18 to buy cigarettes in America sir. Niko: Well i obviously look over 18, right? Shopkeeper: I don't know. There's a cheat out there, that can change your character, and those f***ing modders are always creating something new. Niko: Just give me the freakin ciggarettes. Shopkeeper: I can't without ID. Niko: Please sir. Shopkeeper: Not without ID! Niko: You know im looking for that special someone. And that special someone would love some ciggarettes, and if that special someone doesn't get ciggarettes, then your ass will be up a pipe. Shopkeeper: Say what? Niko: Give me the damn cigs!!! Shopkeeper: I can't sir!!!!! Niko: Then i'll just take them myself Shopkeeper: I'm afraid you can't sir. There's an invisible wall behind here. There's no possible way you can get through. HAHA Niko: Ever heard of glitching pal! (jumps through invisible wall) Shopkeeper: How the hell did you do that? Niko: It's called glitching, sucka (Niko shoots shopkeeper) You know he was actually a good kid, trying to protect the weak, and prevent kids from doing stupid stuff...........HEY! Theres a Liberty Express Credit Card in here, and $80, and also a paper with a message on it. It says "PLATTY ISN'T ENGLISH" Okay, you took that a bit too far with the hole length and sh*t! don't worry tho...i still laughed. Length = More Laughs and that wasn't one of my best ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lega_c Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Length = More Laughsand that wasn't one of my best ones hes a noob..he wouldnt undastand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 did i hear the word..lock..lol.. Oh yeah, that too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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