Ak4tsevEn Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 (edited) Posting your CV online at internet cafe's around Liberty City can get you 9-5 jobs as means of making an honest living. what do you guys think of this, discus... Quote from Wikipedia: "It has been revealed in a GamesTM Magazine article that Niko can access the web from various cyber cafes (one of which is called "[email protected]") in order to upload his resume for prospective employers." ...Emplying that niko can not only get interviews for missions such as the one for Francis McReary at Ligner and Shyster, but getting jobs in general! Go to Wikipedia and scroll down to the bottom of "features" to read for yourself!!!! Edited January 18, 2008 by Ak4tsevEn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hollabackds Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 his 24 hour job is to survive and do what the game is intended for, the missions and sde mission but no 9-5 job, its stupid to think that.... your one of those "realism means everything real" kind of people.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFire Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 his 24 hour job is to survive and do what the game is intended for, the missions and sde mission but no 9-5 job, its stupid to think that.... your one of those "realism means everything real" kind of people.... Yeah, Niko will also have troubles with his wife and innocent, but impressionable teenage son. He'll have late bills, then the IRS will investigate him. And you'll have to play the "Waiting room" Mini game for 5 hours. And from then on out, the "Drop bill in the mail box" mini game will be required, and you have to aim the envelope just right, or you'll miss. If you're late to work, you might get fired. And remember to keep your lawn looking nice, or you won't win yard of the year, and the homeowners association might come after you! Then you might not get invited to meetings anymore, and you'll miss all of the town gossip! Oh I hear Mrs. Moore got into quite a little bit of trouble with the new gardener! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidGC Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 *facepalm* Not this bullsh*t again. AkStevEn or whatever the f*ck your name is, go play the Sims or some sh*t. Jesus, are people's minds going to the gutter now that a bit of AI and physics have improved? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnotherDave Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 I agree with FrozenFire's wonderfully sarcastic post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GSF_Sniper Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 This isn't "The Sims". It's GTA. If you want to play something like what your talking about, Ak4tsevEn, then I suggest playing the sims. It's not a bad game to be honest...it might make the wait go a bit faster for you. And besides, making an honest living isn't the GTA way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Algonquin Bridge Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 "Life is complicated. I've killed people, sold people, smuggled people. Perhaps here, things will be different.... Whilst i'm flipping burgers at Burger Shot! I can have the cliche comedy co-worker who is mischevious yet has a heart of gold. Then there's the voluptuous female co-worker whom is a tease but I end up with the more trustworthy and slightly less attractive other co-worker!" I mean, nothing too real. A few optional side-jobs to provide income would be good, but really your main income should come from Killing, selling and smuggling people- Oh the irony! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidGC Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 "Life is complicated.I've killed people, sold people, smuggled people. Perhaps here, things will be different.... Whilst i'm flipping burgers at Burger Shot! I can have the cliche comedy co-worker who is mischevious yet has a heart of gold. Then there's the voluptuous female co-worker whom is a tease but I end up with the more trustworthy and slightly less attractive other co-worker!" I mean, nothing too real. A few optional side-jobs to provide income would be good, but really your main income should come from Killing, selling and smuggling people- Oh the irony! They DO sell people at Burger Shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GSF_Sniper Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 They DO sell people at Burger Shot. Lol yeah they do! But you gotta special order it. Call before driving to the Burger Shot so they have enough time to fulfill your order...don't ask how I know that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ak4tsevEn Posted January 18, 2008 Author Share Posted January 18, 2008 *facepalm* Not this bullsh*t again. AkStevEn or whatever the f*ck your name is, go play the Sims or some sh*t. Jesus, are people's minds going to the gutter now that a bit of AI and physics have improved? Well concidering Rockstar have confirmed accesable ATM's in Liberty City, don't you think this will be for pay day's? i cannot remember where i read it up but Rockstar have said somthing about Niko being able to work by posting CV's online and not just for missions such as getting the interview as we all read in the last preview! when i find this claim by Rockstar i will incude it in the thread info. so for now, shut the f*ck up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roofy85 Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 do you believe everything you read on wikipedia? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ak4tsevEn Posted January 18, 2008 Author Share Posted January 18, 2008 You guys will just be kicking yourselves in the bollocks when you play GTA IV and find yourselves applying to work after saying its a pointless idea!...its not me who come up with it, its Rockstar obviously! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boricuaboy69 Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Gay bastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ak4tsevEn Posted January 18, 2008 Author Share Posted January 18, 2008 do you believe everything you read on wikipedia? GamesTM Magazine acually said this, they wouldn't be allowed to publish such info under "Confirmed Features" if it was only a rumor, and Wiki won't be allowed to include this under "Features" if again..it was only a rumor from GamesTM Magazine!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ceedot Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 I wouldn't mind a job in GTA IV, as long as it doesn't break my balls, and as long as I get to kill someone at the end of it lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carbine23 Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 "The Office" = GTA4 Version Season 1 Jon: So what'd you do last night Niko? Niko: I stole a cab, killed some hoe, stole money from my girlfriend, killed my girlfriend, blew up a garbage truck because the sound of it is really annoying, um and thats about it. And you? Jon: I read Newsday all night. Did you know that America is stolen land? Niko: Nope. No i did not. Craig: Oh look who it is. NIKO! The bad ass Eastern European mother f***ing immigrant. Niko: Why don't you go eat your hot dog Craig? Craig: Oh great diss you f***ing immigrant. Why don't you go marry your cousin like they do in the east. Niko: i can't do that! My cousins already married! If i married him, it'll cause some terrible feud. Craig: See, i told you Eastern Europeans are pigs. They're also uneducated f***ers taking our jobs.. Niko: I don't like you Craig. Craig: Eat my sh** Niko: Eat my strogonav bitch. Craig: How dare you!!!! Niko: Wait? I dared you? Craig: Don't even think about fighting. Or bad stuff we'll happen. Niko: I swear to god i will kill you, just like i killed that bastard Goldberg. Craig: I dare you to hit me. Niko: ok 2 weeks later Niko: Here's my resume Mr. Joey Leone (plot twista) 1 week later. Oh the irony begins here. Craig: Any of you remember Niko? Jon: oh yeah, he was my best friend Craig: I hope i never see that ugly bastard again. Niko: Oh the irony Craig. Craig: NIKO!!! I mean Niko. HAHAHA. So what's your new job. The Hamburglar mascot at Burger Shot. Niko: Actually i just wanted to share the joy of love in my heart, and the warm feeling of the pleasure of "KILLING YOU" (Shoots Craig) Season Ended - Stay tuned for next season of The Office - GTA4 Edition Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoSkillz187 Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 The resume thing was only for that damn mission.. You're an idiot if you think we will be working a 9-5 job at burger shot.. Do you understand what GTA is? Why do i even bother posting in these dumb topics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roofy85 Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 do you believe everything you read on wikipedia? GamesTM Magazine acually said this, they wouldn't be allowed to publish such info under "Confirmed Features" if it was only a rumor, and Wiki won't be allowed to include this under "Features" if again..it was only a rumor from GamesTM Magazine!!!! WIKIPEDIA IS TOTALLY FLAWED! why do you think respected universitys around the world will not accept wikipedia as a source? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A.Bod Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 *facepalm* Not this bullsh*t again. AkStevEn or whatever the f*ck your name is, go play the Sims or some sh*t. Jesus, are people's minds going to the gutter now that a bit of AI and physics have improved? Well concidering Rockstar have confirmed accesable ATM's in Liberty City, don't you think this will be for pay day's? i cannot remember where i read it up but Rockstar have said somthing about Niko being able to work by posting CV's online and not just for missions such as getting the interview as we all read in the last preview! when i find this claim by Rockstar i will incude it in the thread info. so for now, shut the f*ck up! actually your right we will have jobs but the jobs were gonna have are mission based- ex. Go kill the guy who has leaking info bout mccreary- those are the jobs we are going to have, not the jobs were you actually get fired and crap thats nonsense, but as for ATM machines they could probably be used to access and retrieve mission passed money or something. the atm is only gonna be used for getting money, not for a weekly salary for workin at cluckin bell "ooh its friday, i get paid, yaaaay!" , thats the nonsense im talking bout i give this topic a that would be a thumbs down....thats a bad thing...trust me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatLouie Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Niko's Boss: "Niko scrub the sh*tter or your fired!" Niko: "Well....Since you put it that way...I'm in" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ak4tsevEn Posted January 18, 2008 Author Share Posted January 18, 2008 Niko's Boss: "Niko scrub the sh*tter or your fired!" Niko: "Well....Since you put it that way...I'm in" LMFAO!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carbine23 Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Niko: Life is complicated, I killed people, smuggled people, sold people. Perhaps here, things will be different Boss: Niko stop talking sh** to yourself, and get your ass back to work. Niko: I hate my life and this realistm crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobo-Lord Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 i dont like the idea of having a job. i mean its like girlfreinds, if you dont go there on time, they will fire (break up) with you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DGEE1 Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 I think ur be able 2 get sum kind of job anyway, They wouldnt put a cv in the game 4 no reason, I dont agree with the 9-5 jobs though thatz a bit ova the top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darrel Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 (edited) Jobs are fine. Things like Valet Parker, Taxi driver oh and Bathroom attendant Niko* "would you like your hands dried sir? Or how about some Breath spray? Man* "No thank you, I'll pass" . Niko* "Excuse me?" * draws out pistol* man* On second thought i would love you to squirt in my mouth Edited January 18, 2008 by Darrel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*C-Note* Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Once again it's time for n00b talk- OMG 2TALY U CAN G3T A HON3ST JOB!!!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL WHEN U G3T HIERD AS A JANI2R U WIL B PLAYNG DA CLEANNG MINIGME U WIL HAEV 2 CONTROL UR BROM WIT AROWS!11!111!1 OMG WTF LOL IF U CL3AN W3L U CAN GET PROMOTION!!!111!11!11!!11 LOL O AND U CAN WORK IN A CAEF AND PLAY DA COKNG MINIGME!1!11 OMG WTF LOL OMG TAHT ROX!!!11!!! WTF LOL AND U CAN HAEV CHILDREN AND IF THEY WIL HAEV BAD GRAEDS AT SKOOL THAN U WIL HAEV 2 SE DA PRINCIPAL !!1!!1 LOL (OMG totally you can get a honest job. When you get hired as a janitor you will be playing the cleaning minigame you will have to control your broom with arrows. If you clean well you can get promotion!!! Oh and you can work in a cafe and play the cooking minigame! OMG that rocks! And you can have children and if they will have bad grades at school then you will have to see the principal!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emm Ell Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Niko's Boss: "Niko scrub the sh*tter or your fired!" Niko: "Well....Since you put it that way...I'm in" LOL!. O.T. - I don't come home from work to play videogames where i'm going to work. Please, no job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombified Jake Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 (edited) Edited January 18, 2008 by Zombified Jake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GycuBrun Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 How 'bout a blowjob ? *the topic should be renamed to Niko Getting Blowjobs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darrel Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 How 'bout a blowjob ? *the topic should be renamed to Niko Getting Blowjobs! yeah, i think it should. Guaranteed Lega C is now going to post his Niko blowjob pic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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