TheDude5000 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 I get these subs from Publix. Turkey, lettuce, cheese, mustard, mayonaise, pepper, and bread, of course. I keep saying "white turkey". Yet sometimes I get my sub, there's something not too right with my turkey. It doesn't taste normal. It's white turkey, but like a variation on it that's way too different for my liking. Like it has this reddish hue, or tint. And no, jokesters, it's not ham, salami(lol), or bologna. As soon as I take a bite, it's like "BLEH" and I just spit it out and throw the whole damn sub away. What kind of turkey types are used in subs? It has to be a variation on white turkey, and maybe I can tell the losers that work there that I don't want that variation. f*ck it I might just go to Subway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonKing Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Go to subway, their subs make my mouth water every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cubanwhip Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Maybe it's the brand of white turkey? Is it boarshead, Publix brand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy. Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Rough life, man. Maybe the guys behind the counter are f*cking with you? Go to an actual deli? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XN22 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Slice your own meat. Problem solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swolo yaggins Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Skip the f*cking deli and eat a turkey while it's still gobbling, you weak pansy. 5192:12.3.02LM/SSHmkl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDude5000 Posted January 17, 2008 Author Share Posted January 17, 2008 Alright, f*ck these Publix people. I shall stand for tainted turkey no more! Subway, here I come. Sure they may tack on like an extra $5 for basically the same thing I could buy elsewhere, and sometimes their soda tastes dilluted with water, but at least the turkey doesn't suck! One thing: Do they have Doritos there? Including Cool Ranch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digïtál £vîl Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Once I went to Subway with my family and I remember watching a fly literally land and crawl all over my entire sub while the girl made it. She kept swatting it away while trying to see if I noticed but it would just land again on the sandwich. This was before they had the glass divider, so she was making the sandwich behind a taller counter that was hard for me to see over as I was younger. At one point, she stepped away to do something else and the fly literally crawled inside the almost completed sandwich and back out again from another area. She came back, swatted it away quickly and finished making my sandwich. I had waited to say something the entire time to see if she would comment on the fly and do something about it, but she didn't. She just kept acting like it didn't happen. As soon as she was done. I told her, "You can throw that sandwich away. I'm not going to buy it. You know as well as I do that a fly was all over it." I got a new sub made and watched her make it from start to finish, fly free. Needless to say, I didn't eat at subway for a very long time. However, in the last 3 years or so I have started again. Their revamp is great since you can see everything as they make it now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy. Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Yeah, they have Doritos at Subway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDude5000 Posted January 17, 2008 Author Share Posted January 17, 2008 Yeah, they have Doritos at Subway. Cool ranch, or just normal kind? Because I'm just so sick of the normal kind by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digïtál £vîl Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Yeah, they have Doritos at Subway. Cool ranch, or just normal kind? Because I'm just so sick of the normal kind by now. My subway has cool ranch. The only type I eat with a sandwich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus'En'Hitler420 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Yeah, they have Doritos at Subway. Cool ranch, or just normal kind? Because I'm just so sick of the normal kind by now. My subway has cool ranch. The only type I eat with a sandwich. Yo, grab a bag of the Garden Salsa Sunchips. They are better than Cooler Ranch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDude5000 Posted January 17, 2008 Author Share Posted January 17, 2008 Yeah, they have Doritos at Subway. Cool ranch, or just normal kind? Because I'm just so sick of the normal kind by now. My subway has cool ranch. The only type I eat with a sandwich. Giddy up. Looking forward to my next sub there. Normally I just go for a normal turkey/cheese deal, but they have these silly special subs too. Anybody have favorites, that they could recommend? Keep in mind that I don't care for: Olives Black Olives Tomatoes Pickles Vinegar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digïtál £vîl Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Yeah, they have Doritos at Subway. Cool ranch, or just normal kind? Because I'm just so sick of the normal kind by now. My subway has cool ranch. The only type I eat with a sandwich. Giddy up. Looking forward to my next sub there. Normally I just go for a normal turkey/cheese deal, but they have these silly special subs too. Anybody have favorites, that they could recommend? Keep in mind that I don't care for: Olives Black Olives Tomatoes Pickles Vinegar Dude, you sh*tting me? That is the only stuff I get on my sandwiches. Well, I also get lettuce as well. But I dont like onions in my sandwiches. Luckily, Subway does it your way. So they can put as many or as few veggies as you want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanilla Shake Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Usually when I go to Subway I just get an Italian sub, with just ham, salami, pepperoni, lettuce, and oil & vinegar. Don't know why, but just that combination by itself was addicting to me. At least, it was before they started using actual Italian dressing. Doesn't taste the same anymore, and I haven't eaten there in months. Now I just get a chicken parmesan hoagie from a pizza place near by. TC718 / <629 / CF5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnson. Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Skip the f*cking deli and eat a turkey while it's still gobbling, you weak pansy. Always one to make the greatest point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girish Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 I went to SubWay once coz my friends forced me to. Never been there since then and don't desire to either... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Stasven Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Subway, McDonalds, it's all the same. I prefer life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonKing Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Love subway, i always have either meatball, bbq pork, vegie pattie or chicken fillet with the choice of these fine extras smoked cheese gherkins lettuce salt n pepper honey mustard or italian dressing don't care about the bread tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runey Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Subway, McDonalds, it's all the same. Like f*ck it is. Subway runs circles around McDonald's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topdogkiller Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 idk about you guys, but when I have the urge for a sub, I go straight to Quiznos and get myself a classic italian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyZimmzy Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Sometimes I get a wank sub and I throw it away. I dunno why, but sometimes they just don't taste right. I had a meatball sub from Subway today, and boy, it was amazing. I raped it with my mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Svip Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Subway, McDonalds, it's all the same. Like f*ck it is. Subway runs circles around McDonald's. Why are you even bothering to reply to him? He is an obvious idiot. There is not even need for him to write idiot on his forehead. His entire being does that itself. Enough about him. I am still a bit confused about why this is really a problem. Not that I am going to closed the topic, just... confused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDude5000 Posted January 17, 2008 Author Share Posted January 17, 2008 Aah Svip I'm just specific when it comes to my subs, I guess. Anyway this Italian sub sounds good, minus the oil and vinegar. I might try that. Oh, and what's this chicken fillet sub I hear about? I mean what does it have, other than chicken fillet obviously? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picolini Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 I hate subway, it's all crap. First off, I like my sandwiches pretty plain, meat (mainly ham or salami, no mixing either) and cheese. That's it. So that's reason alone not to waste my $ at subway. And they're bread is sh*t, all flat and soggy. Gross. I'd rather buy some fresh meat from the deli, and fresh bread from the bakery and make my own damn sammich. Mmhmmmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonKing Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Your American subways must have pretty low standards (no offense). Because over here in NZ whenever i got to a subway every thing is perfect, fresh meat, non-soggy bread, fresh veges etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saget Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Ahh, a Subway. I remember there was one here in the city around 96/97. Didn't last two years. |DeviantArt|Flickr|YouTube|#amf| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 The only time I'd ever think of bothering for a subway is when I'm off my face. Then again, for the same money, I can get a far far nicer (well, it seems it at the time anyway) large doner kebab. Muahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TubbyJ Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 I make my own damn sandwich. Floop Subway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Killa Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Your American subways must have pretty low standards (no offense). Because over here in NZ whenever i got to a subway every thing is perfect, fresh meat, non-soggy bread, fresh veges etc. Nay. My local Subway tastes fresh. No complaints from me. To be honest, I don't go to Subway that much anymore. Though it was convenient after a Sunday morning workout. Theres this Italian place just down the street that has absolutely orgasmic food. It kinda overshadowed the Subway across the street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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