unopescio Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 My parents found my stash of pornos long ago and talking to them for about a month afterward was really awkward, I don't think it was that I had porn, I think it was just the sheer amount of it. My and my friends were nosing around a construction site a few weeks before, got into the site office and discovered that builders must spend their entire salary on porn, I mean it was a stack of porn as high as a desk, so we split it up and took it home (my back hurt heaps, it was heavy as sh*t) and I stashed it under my chest of drawers. (If you pull out the bottom drawer, there this big space for stuff, I had about 10 packs of smokes and some stuff I wont name in there too. So one day I come home, and my parents were acting strange. "How was school?" and all this stuff they never ask. So they go into my room with me and say "Is there anything in this room that you would be hiding from us?" I say no, and then they proceed to pull out the bottom drawer and pull every item out of there one by one. That day really sucked, ad I still have no idea how they found it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lega_c Posted January 17, 2008 Author Share Posted January 17, 2008 My parents found my stash of pornos long ago and talking to them for about a month afterward was really awkward, I don't think it was that I had porn, I think it was just the sheer amount of it. My and my friends were nosing around a construction site a few weeks before, got into the site office and discovered that builders must spend their entire salary on porn, I mean it was a stack of porn as high as a desk, so we split it up and took it home (my back hurt heaps, it was heavy as sh*t) and I stashed it under my chest of drawers. (If you pull out the bottom drawer, there this big space for stuff, I had about 10 packs of smokes and some stuff I wont name in there too. So one day I come home, and my parents were acting strange. "How was school?" and all this stuff they never ask. So they go into my room with me and say "Is there anything in this room that you would be hiding from us?" I say no, and then they proceed to pull out the bottom drawer and pull every item out of there one by one. That day really sucked, ad I still have no idea how they found it. they are cyborgs just like all other parents..gosh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bagga rabbit Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 So they go into my room with me and say "Is there anything in this room that you would be hiding from us?" I say no, and then they proceed to pull out the bottom drawer and pull every item out of there one by one. That day really sucked, ad I still have no idea how they found it. Face it..parents have the power to read minds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creed Bratton Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 I bet it was her porn in the first place I have no need for porns on DVDs, I got Private Spice LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie280 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 damn i guess your girlfriends dad isnt getting any... that sucks. You should have a word with your girlfriends mum about the whole thing lol @Carbine: lol i thought the Script writers guild was on strike?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lega_c Posted January 17, 2008 Author Share Posted January 17, 2008 damn i guess your girlfriends dad isnt getting any... that sucks. You should have a word with your girlfriends mum about the whole thing lol no they are already watching me bercause they found some pics of me and her..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblivionz Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 damn i guess your girlfriends dad isnt getting any... that sucks. You should have a word with your girlfriends mum about the whole thing lol no they are already watching me bercause they found some pics of me and her..... Pics of you and her doing what, exactly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie280 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 damn i guess your girlfriends dad isnt getting any... that sucks. You should have a word with your girlfriends mum about the whole thing lol no they are already watching me bercause they found some pics of me and her..... LMAO im not suprised her dad asked if you were ok. He was checking up on you lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostMann Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Shoulda left it on to give your gf some ideas. The fact that both of her parents were in the next room would have f*cked everything up. Lol, and if they weren't there Girlfriend: Oh my god! It's porn! You: Yeah! Hey isn't it getting hot in here. Girlfriend: What do you mean? You: I don't know, the weather guy said we were going to be in a warm front for the next two days. Girlfriend: Oh i thought you meant something else. You: Damn thats big!! Girlfriend: (gettin all horny) What's big!!! You: That trophy that you won at the dance convention. It's bigger than all my baseball trophys Girlfriend: oh You: You wanna do it. Girlfriend: ok THE END........... LMAO... ohh sh*t that was funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gouveia Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 So today when I left school (I'm a senior in high school so i leave school at 11:23am) after I got home I found I had left my keys. So after I called my mom and told her what happened I decided to go to my girlfriends house and see if i could stay there till my mom came back, and thats what I did. Well after a bout of boredom my girlfriend and Ilooked through the DVD's and just randomley picked ratatouille (dont ask why..Idnt know) They have a 3 disc DVD player so she opened it up to put the movie in and we noticed a blank disc inside aat that point her father walked in and asked us if we needed any help...( he never asks that and knows we wont need any help) which was kinda suspicious...we payed really no attention to it and put ratatouille in and hit play...well when we did that an "adult" movie came on and my girlfriend and I sat in awe....lol..that was an awkward moment because at that point we figured out that is why her father came in there...i was like wth?..we immediately turned that off and decided to watch maury instead..lol LOL It must have been very awkward. Watching porn with your girlfriend? I really mean, come on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lega_c Posted January 17, 2008 Author Share Posted January 17, 2008 damn i guess your girlfriends dad isnt getting any... that sucks. You should have a word with your girlfriends mum about the whole thing lol no they are already watching me bercause they found some pics of me and her..... Pics of you and her doing what, exactly? not f*cking...just pics that i would not show my mom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie280 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 damn i guess your girlfriends dad isnt getting any... that sucks. You should have a word with your girlfriends mum about the whole thing lol no they are already watching me bercause they found some pics of me and her..... Pics of you and her doing what, exactly? not f*cking...just pics that i would not show my mom lol rock out with your cock out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lega_c Posted January 17, 2008 Author Share Posted January 17, 2008 (edited) damn i guess your girlfriends dad isnt getting any... that sucks. You should have a word with your girlfriends mum about the whole thing lol no they are already watching me bercause they found some pics of me and her..... Pics of you and her doing what, exactly? not f*cking...just pics that i would not show my mom lol rock out with your cock out. well not exactly..we were just kissing hugging and ended up naked Edited January 17, 2008 by Lega_c Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie280 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 damn i guess your girlfriends dad isnt getting any... that sucks. You should have a word with your girlfriends mum about the whole thing lol no they are already watching me bercause they found some pics of me and her..... Pics of you and her doing what, exactly? not f*cking...just pics that i would not show my mom lol rock out with your cock out. well my cock and her tits standard procedure... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lega_c Posted January 17, 2008 Author Share Posted January 17, 2008 damn i guess your girlfriends dad isnt getting any... that sucks. You should have a word with your girlfriends mum about the whole thing lol no they are already watching me bercause they found some pics of me and her..... Pics of you and her doing what, exactly? not f*cking...just pics that i would not show my mom lol rock out with your cock out. yea basically..i hope that nevver happens again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1066ant Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 we were just kissing hugging and ended up naked Why were you taking pictures of it then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lega_c Posted January 17, 2008 Author Share Posted January 17, 2008 we were just kissing hugging and ended up naked Why were you taking pictures of it then? well..they started out being pictures to put on myspace...then they escalated into other things once we got horny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Campbell Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carbine23 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 we were just kissing hugging and ended up naked Why were you taking pictures of it then? well..they started out being pictures to put on myspace...then they escalated into other things once we got horny For some reason, i'm getting the feeling that your girlfriends hot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boombastic Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Wow! I'm so gonna buy teh Ratatouille DVD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bagga rabbit Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Wow! I'm so gonna buy teh Ratatouille DVD! Yeah..that's HOT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rastaja Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Wow! I'm so gonna buy teh Ratatouille DVD! Yeah..that's HOT! Hmm... would the rat still want the cheese? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Statutory Ray Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 So, you left your keys but somehow managed to drive home and then to your girlfriends house? I mean, girlfriend cock boobs myspace pictures. Am I cool yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthYENIK Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 I guess this is awkward if you are a senior in high school. But when you grow up, you'll realize that fathers are men. And men watch porn. A few years ago, I was up late (probably around 1am) at the computer, and my dad comes walking out of his room with my mother's laptop. He says it's frozen. After I reboot it for him, he asked me if I know any good porn sites. Since I usually get my porn from friends who email it, or give me CDs and DVDs. So I just told him to just look on google. I think he gave up on google though, since later that night I found a pay per view porn on the DVR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lega_c Posted January 17, 2008 Author Share Posted January 17, 2008 So, you left your keys but somehow managed to drive home and then to your girlfriends house? I mean, girlfriend cock boobs myspace pictures. Am I cool yet? no..see i hopped on the city bus from school..m girlfriend lives 2 minutes away from m house so i can walk there anytime i want... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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