Lega_c Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 So today when I left school (I'm a senior in high school so i leave school at 11:23am) after I got home I found I had left my keys. So after I called my mom and told her what happened I decided to go to my girlfriends house and see if i could stay there till my mom came back, and thats what I did. Well after a bout of boredom my girlfriend and Ilooked through the DVD's and just randomley picked ratatouille (dont ask why..Idnt know) They have a 3 disc DVD player so she opened it up to put the movie in and we noticed a blank disc inside aat that point her father walked in and asked us if we needed any help...( he never asks that and knows we wont need any help) which was kinda suspicious...we payed really no attention to it and put ratatouille in and hit play...well when we did that an "adult" movie came on and my girlfriend and I sat in awe....lol..that was an awkward moment because at that point we figured out that is why her father came in there...i was like wth?..we immediately turned that off and decided to watch maury instead..lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bagga rabbit Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 How much of the "adult" movie did you see? You sat "in awe"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheJonesy Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Ha ha ha, that's Lego for ya! Aye, if her dad likes him some "movies," use it to your advantage! Kidding, kidding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy. Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Did the dad notice? I guess everyone looks at porn, but I think I would always look at the dad a little different after that. That is awkward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lega_c Posted January 16, 2008 Author Share Posted January 16, 2008 Did the dad notice? I guess everyone looks at porn, but I think I would always look at the dad a little different after that. That is awkward. no he came in before we opened the dvd player Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moth Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 What type of a porno was it. Hardcore or soft core. Formerly known as The General Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lega_c Posted January 16, 2008 Author Share Posted January 16, 2008 What type of a porno was it. Hardcore or soft core. Hardcore Ebony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblivionz Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 What type of a porno was it. Hardcore or soft core. Hardcore Ebony That really would be awkward, no matter what. At least he didn't walk in on you and her watching it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lega_c Posted January 16, 2008 Author Share Posted January 16, 2008 What type of a porno was it. Hardcore or soft core. Hardcore Ebony That really would be awkward, no matter what. At least he didn't walk in on you and her watching it. True..he probably would have thought I turned it on intentionally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carbine23 Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 What type of a porno was it. Hardcore or soft core. Hardcore Ebony That really would be awkward, no matter what. At least he didn't walk in on you and her watching it. True..he probably would have thought I turned it on intentionally thats ackward, imagine if he knew before the fact, he'd probably pretend he was a cleaning service, and acted like he accidently took the ratatouille disc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lega_c Posted January 16, 2008 Author Share Posted January 16, 2008 What type of a porno was it. Hardcore or soft core. Hardcore Ebony That really would be awkward, no matter what. At least he didn't walk in on you and her watching it. True..he probably would have thought I turned it on intentionally thats ackward, imagine if he knew before the fact, he'd probably pretend he was a cleaning service, and acted like he accidently took the ratatouille disc. LMAO!..that would have been hilarious..or what if her mom walked in 0.o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carbine23 Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 What type of a porno was it. Hardcore or soft core. Hardcore Ebony That really would be awkward, no matter what. At least he didn't walk in on you and her watching it. True..he probably would have thought I turned it on intentionally thats ackward, imagine if he knew before the fact, he'd probably pretend he was a cleaning service, and acted like he accidently took the ratatouille disc. LMAO!..that would have been hilarious..or what if her mom walked in 0.o Mother: You guys want some pancakes...OH MY GOD!!!! Girlfriend: Mom its' not what you think! Mother: Your picture frames are all tilted. Girlfriend: What? Oh yea. Silly me. I'll remember to keep them neat next time. Mother: Hey i didn't know Ratatouille had porn in it? OH MY GOD! What the hell are you watching! Father: Excuse me, but did somebody call the electronical department of fixing. I have a report on a broken DVD Player. Girlfriend: What the hell is going on? Father: I'll fix it. (Takes out a hammer and smashes the DVD player. He takes out Ratatouille disc.) I'm gonna have to investigate this dvd, in a lot of detail. No charge folks, everythings ok Lega C: Yeah............i think you should come to my place next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lega_c Posted January 16, 2008 Author Share Posted January 16, 2008 Mother: You guys want some pancakes...OH MY GOD!!!! Girlfriend: Mom its' not what you think! Mother: Your picture frames are all tilted. Girlfriend: What? Oh yea. Silly me. I'll remember to keep them neat next time. Mother: Hey i didn't know Ratatouille had porn in it? OH MY GOD! What the hell are you watching! Father: Excuse me, but did somebody call the electronical department of fixing. I have a report on a broken DVD Player. Girlfriend: What the hell is going on? Father: I'll fix it. (Takes out a hammer and smashes the DVD player. He takes out Ratatouille disc.) I'm gonna have to investigate this dvd, in a lot of detail. No charge folks, everythings ok Lega C: Yeah............i think you should come to my place next time. LMAO..thats sounds like exactly what would have happened Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chillwinston8717 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Shoulda left it on to give your gf some ideas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lega_c Posted January 17, 2008 Author Share Posted January 17, 2008 Shoulda left it on to give your gf some ideas. The fact that both of her parents were in the next room would have f*cked everything up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carbine23 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Shoulda left it on to give your gf some ideas. The fact that both of her parents were in the next room would have f*cked everything up. Lol, and if they weren't there Girlfriend: Oh my god! It's porn! You: Yeah! Hey isn't it getting hot in here. Girlfriend: What do you mean? You: I don't know, the weather guy said we were going to be in a warm front for the next two days. Girlfriend: Oh i thought you meant something else. You: Damn thats big!! Girlfriend: (gettin all horny) What's big!!! You: That trophy that you won at the dance convention. It's bigger than all my baseball trophys Girlfriend: oh You: You wanna do it. Girlfriend: ok THE END........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaj. Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Lmao, that reminds me of this one time me and my girlfriend went to my house when I finished school to chill and watch some tv. So we walk in the living room and I turn on the tv. That's when we see the massive tits and a big black cock. And that's when I turned the TV off. And told my uncle to take his porn back down to the basement when he's done watching it, or at least hit STOP on the DVD player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lega_c Posted January 17, 2008 Author Share Posted January 17, 2008 Lmao, that reminds me of this one time me and my girlfriend went to my house when I finished school to chill and watch some tv. So we walk in the living room and I turn on the tv. That's when we see the massive tits and a big black cock. And that's when I turned the TV off. And told my uncle to take his porn back down to the basement when he's done watching it, or at least hit STOP on the DVD player. LMAO!!!!..yea tel uncle jacks-a-lot to turn that shiz off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saget Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Did the dad notice? I guess everyone looks at porn, but I think I would always look at the dad a little different after that. That is awkward. Hmm, dad watches porn and he is still my dad. |DeviantArt|Flickr|YouTube|#amf| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carbine23 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Lmao, that reminds me of this one time me and my girlfriend went to my house when I finished school to chill and watch some tv. So we walk in the living room and I turn on the tv. That's when we see the massive tits and a big black cock. And that's when I turned the TV off. And told my uncle to take his porn back down to the basement when he's done watching it, or at least hit STOP on the DVD player. LMAO!!!!..yea tel uncle jacks-a-lot to turn that shiz off Kajun: Hey Uncle Jacks-a-lot! Did you take out the porn. Uncle: Yesssssssss Kajun Kajun: Did you put it back in the case, for me to watch later? Uncle: Yesssssssss Kajun Kajun: Are you positive? Uncle: Yesssssssss Kajun Kajun: You sure? Uncle: Yesssssssss Kajun Kajun: Ok! Now lets go watch some Spongebob girl. (Porn is on, when the TV turns on) Kajun: Motherf***in DVR!! UNCLE! Uncle: Sorrrrrrrrrry Kajun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lega_c Posted January 17, 2008 Author Share Posted January 17, 2008 Lmao, that reminds me of this one time me and my girlfriend went to my house when I finished school to chill and watch some tv. So we walk in the living room and I turn on the tv. That's when we see the massive tits and a big black cock. And that's when I turned the TV off. And told my uncle to take his porn back down to the basement when he's done watching it, or at least hit STOP on the DVD player. LMAO!!!!..yea tel uncle jacks-a-lot to turn that shiz off Kajun: Hey Uncle Jacks-a-lot! Did you take out the porn. Uncle: Yesssssssss Kajun Kajun: Did you put it back in the case, for me to watch later? Uncle: Yesssssssss Kajun Kajun: Are you positive? Uncle: Yesssssssss Kajun Kajun: You sure? Uncle: Yesssssssss Kajun Kajun: Ok! Now lets go watch some Spongebob girl. (Porn is on, when the TV turns on) Kajun: Motherf***in DVR!! UNCLE! Uncle: Sorrrrrrrrrry Kajun hahaha kajun just got screwed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moth Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Lmao, that reminds me of this one time me and my girlfriend went to my house when I finished school to chill and watch some tv. So we walk in the living room and I turn on the tv. That's when we see the massive tits and a big black cock. And that's when I turned the TV off. And told my uncle to take his porn back down to the basement when he's done watching it, or at least hit STOP on the DVD player. LMAO!!!!..yea tel uncle jacks-a-lot to turn that shiz off Kajun: Hey Uncle Jacks-a-lot! Did you take out the porn. Uncle: Yesssssssss Kajun Kajun: Did you put it back in the case, for me to watch later? Uncle: Yesssssssss Kajun Kajun: Are you positive? Uncle: Yesssssssss Kajun Kajun: You sure? Uncle: Yesssssssss Kajun Kajun: Ok! Now lets go watch some Spongebob girl. (Porn is on, when the TV turns on) Kajun: Motherf***in DVR!! UNCLE! Uncle: Sorrrrrrrrrry Kajun I can't stop laughing at that. Formerly known as The General Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lega_c Posted January 17, 2008 Author Share Posted January 17, 2008 lol..i just cant imagine wha her father does while watching those Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblivionz Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 lol..i just cant imagine wha her father does while watching those What any normal male does. Rubs one off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cubanwhip Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Cubanwhip returns from rubbing one off. Man, you know, when I finish watching porn and come to the forums to chillax, I don't expect to come back to hardcore ebony porn discussion... Ah, who am I kidding, that's exactly what I expect from all of you sickos. oO Anyways, same type of story. I borrowed a hardcore japanese bukaki vid from a friend just because I wanted it and had this feeling inside that I had to watch it. So I stick it in. I was watching Superbad last so I take that DVD out and throw it in a drawer, little did I know I left the case out, open. So I'm watching it, it's getting weird, like f*cking weird and the doorbell goes off. I turn off my 360, that's what I was watching it on, and answer the door. Surprise! It's my girl, now ex because of this. So she comes to my room, saying how we barely ever spend time with each other and she just wants to relax with me. Unluckily for me, she spots the Superbad DVD cover open and my TV on with 'Line 1' in green letters, meaning I didn't turn the TV off, just the 360. So she runs over, turns the 360 on and says she wants to watch it with me. Now, the DVD itself of the bukaki is obvious with the chicks face covered in jizz, so switching it was out of the question. So I grit my teeth and she hits play DVD. Low and behold it picks off where it last left off and two guys cum right on her. Needless to say, I lost a girl, but god damn is my friend weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saget Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Cubanwhip returns from rubbing one off. Man, you know, when I finish watching porn and come to the forums to chillax, I don't expect to come back to hardcore ebony porn discussion... Ah, who am I kidding, that's exactly what I expect from all of you sickos. oO Anyways, same type of story. I borrowed a hardcore japanese bukaki vid from a friend just because I wanted it and had this feeling inside that I had to watch it. So I stick it in. I was watching Superbad last so I take that DVD out and throw it in a drawer, little did I know I left the case out, open. So I'm watching it, it's getting weird, like f*cking weird and the doorbell goes off. I turn off my 360, that's what I was watching it on, and answer the door. Surprise! It's my girl, now ex because of this. So she comes to my room, saying how we barely ever spend time with each other and she just wants to relax with me. Unluckily for me, she spots the Superbad DVD cover open and my TV on with 'Line 1' in green letters, meaning I didn't turn the TV off, just the 360. So she runs over, turns the 360 on and says she wants to watch it with me. Now, the DVD itself of the bukaki is obvious with the chicks face covered in jizz, so switching it was out of the question. So I grit my teeth and she hits play DVD. Low and behold it picks off where it last left off and two guys cum right on her. Needless to say, I lost a girl, but god damn is my friend weird. Aahhahahahahhaha what a fool for leaving you just because of that. But, hmm, if she was complaining that you didn't give her enough attention, then I kinda don't blame her =) |DeviantArt|Flickr|YouTube|#amf| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cubanwhip Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Well I write, so I'm usually stuck in my own little world. Whenever she would call I'd be busy writing and I'd just be a passive listener and just say 'yeah','uh huh', 'bawww', stuff to just carry the conversation. And whenever she'd be with me, I'd have my blue spiral notebook and I'd be writing some poems and short stories while she would spill her heart out. Of course,, she was one of those girls who needed constant attention, so bad choice on me. ANYWAYS BACK ON TOPIC Just approach the dad and asks where he gets it from. Then PM me where he gets it. oO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girish Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Lucky me. We don't have a DVD player. And if my mom finds out that I have half my hard disk filled with porn, she's gonna have nothing less than an attack! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-maddog- Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 While we're at the porn topic, i read yesterday that someone tampered with a information screen at a bus terminal here. They managed to exit the "routes and info" screen and surf the net, they found some hardcore porn site and clicked play on one of the movies. With sound and all.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lega_c Posted January 17, 2008 Author Share Posted January 17, 2008 While we're at the porn topic, i read yesterday that someone tampered with a information screen at a bus terminal here. They managed to exit the "routes and info" screen and surf the net, they found some hardcore porn site and clicked play on one of the movies. With sound and all.. Lmao..link or it didnt happen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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