OH NO Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 And if you don't have enough money, you won't get a ride. like my sex life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blazer888 Posted January 16, 2008 Author Share Posted January 16, 2008 Heh taxi runs, Yeah. They should make you pay up front depending on how you are dressed, which neighbourhood you are going. etc p.s sup Hazerblade THIS ISNT HAZERBLADE THAT IS SOME1 DIFFERENT I AM ME congrats.. your #34 to ask if this is hazerblade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomhero157 Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 That would be awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rotcman Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 what we should be able to do is ride in the taxi and right before we pay the fare we get a silent weapon and kill the driver and take his money so we can take the next cab without having to worry about money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OH NO Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 what we should be able to do is ride in the taxi and right before we pay the fare we get a silent weapon and kill the driver and take his money so we can take the next cab without having to worry about money and then piss in his face! /optional Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryder4lyfe Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Heh taxi runs, Yeah. They should make you pay up front depending on how you are dressed, which neighbourhood you are going. etc p.s sup Hazerblade THIS ISNT HAZERBLADE THAT IS SOME1 DIFFERENT I AM ME congrats.. your #34 to ask if this is hazerblade hey hazerblade... lol i'm j/k...what can you people not understand.... hes not the person you think he is, Hes Blazer888 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carbine23 Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 lol, i could picture it right now Taxi Guy: Ok sir, i just took you on an hour pointless ride through the whole damn city, you made me polish your shoes, and you made me give Roman a piggy back ride. That'll be $185.00 Niko: What?! Taxi Guy: You heard me. $185.00 Niko: Hey do you wanna hear about my life growing up in Eastern Europe. Taxi Guy: Not really, look sir can you just pay me the... Niko: It all began on a farm one winter cold night in the deathly hallows of my native country, which is.... Taxi Guy: Can you just pay me already! Niko: You wanna hear a knock knock joke? Taxi Guy: Um, sure? Niko: Knock, knock Taxi Guy: Who's there? Niko: i don't Taxi Guy: I don't who? Niko: i don't have enough money to pay you. haha. funny right. Taxi Guy: (just stares at Niko with any angry face) Niko: Hey look over there! It's a hooker desperate to have sex with virgins. Taxi Guy: Where! (Niko runs away) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spazifool Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 lol, i could picture it right now Taxi Guy: Ok sir, i just took you on an hour pointless ride through the whole damn city, you made me polish your shoes, and you made me give Roman a piggy back ride. That'll be $185.00 Niko: What?! Taxi Guy: You heard me. $185.00 Niko: Hey do you wanna hear about my life growing up in Eastern Europe. Taxi Guy: Not really, look sir can you just pay me the... Niko: It all began on a farm one winter cold night in the deathly hallows of my native country, which is.... Taxi Guy: Can you just pay me already! Niko: You wanna hear a knock knock joke? Taxi Guy: Um, sure? Niko: Knock, knock Taxi Guy: Who's there? Niko: i don't Taxi Guy: I don't who? Niko: i don't have enough money to pay you. haha. funny right. Taxi Guy: (just stares at Niko with any angry face) Niko: Hey look over there! It's a hooker desperate to have sex with virgins. Taxi Guy: Where! (Niko runs away) Rofl, man I've seen like 3 of those by you, your so f*cking funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willgtavcs Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 no i think they should keep it the old way but that is a good suggestion Off Topic: that guy who kept on saying negative stuff about the jewish and left handers was that hazer just creating another account. because that seems like what hazer would do remember when hazer was getting picked on for being stupid and so he oppened a new account pretending to be one of his friends saying dont pick on hazer lol. i dont think you are hazer you are too smart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ceedot Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Haha, do a 'runner' on a taxi. Some guy got run over by a taxi driver here in Australia for doing that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spazifool Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Haha, do a 'runner' on a taxi.Some guy got run over by a taxi driver here in Australia for doing that. Ha! When/Where was that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ceedot Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Haha, do a 'runner' on a taxi.Some guy got run over by a taxi driver here in Australia for doing that. Ha! When/Where was that lol, Melbourne. A few years ago, maybe 2? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spazifool Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Haha, do a 'runner' on a taxi.Some guy got run over by a taxi driver here in Australia for doing that. Ha! When/Where was that lol, Melbourne. A few years ago, maybe 2? Ha funny as...Im in Perth, we dont have any crazy sh*t like that..lol . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gouveia Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 [/mod] No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA's BIGGEST FAN Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 i would like that option but i dont want the drivers to remember me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombified Jake Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Hmm... and maybe the more you do that, the less likely cabs are to stop for you? I like that idea actually. *Niko whistles for a cab* *A cab begins to slow down, but then gets a good look at Niko and remembers. "Heey...that bastard didn't pay me last time.* *The cab zooms off with his middle finger extended out the window* *Niko: What'd I doooo?" *Niko whistled for a cab* *and when it came near the License plate said "Fresh" and had a dice in the mirror *If anything I could say that this cab was rare, *but I thought "nah forget it, yo home to Bel-Air" Had to be done. Anyways, yeah I guess it'd be cool to run out on the cabbie, or hand 'em Monopoly money instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOT Lando Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Wouldn't it be so awesome if you started to argue with the taxi driver over the price? You'll then engage in an "Who Wins The Argument" minigame where you have to press buttons extremely fast! That was a joke, by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carbine23 Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 lol, i could picture it right now Taxi Guy: Ok sir, i just took you on an hour pointless ride through the whole damn city, you made me polish your shoes, and you made me give Roman a piggy back ride. That'll be $185.00 Niko: What?! Taxi Guy: You heard me. $185.00 Niko: Hey do you wanna hear about my life growing up in Eastern Europe. Taxi Guy: Not really, look sir can you just pay me the... Niko: It all began on a farm one winter cold night in the deathly hallows of my native country, which is.... Taxi Guy: Can you just pay me already! Niko: You wanna hear a knock knock joke? Taxi Guy: Um, sure? Niko: Knock, knock Taxi Guy: Who's there? Niko: i don't Taxi Guy: I don't who? Niko: i don't have enough money to pay you. haha. funny right. Taxi Guy: (just stares at Niko with any angry face) Niko: Hey look over there! It's a hooker desperate to have sex with virgins. Taxi Guy: Where! (Niko runs away) Rofl, man I've seen like 3 of those by you, your so f*cking funny... Thanks I would love to steal a Taxi Car while the taxi driver is taking me to my destination. Taxi: Where can i take you sir? Niko: (in a dark voice) why don't you take me to 666 deadman's lane? Taxi: Oh my god!!! My uncle lives there. Hop in. Niko: (hops in the cab) Taxi: So watcha doin on deadmans lane sir? Niko: (dark voice....again) i'm gonna make some people, sleep with the fishes, if you know what i mean? Taxi: Say what? Niko: He'll be sleeping with the fishes, in this new "Finding Nemo blanket" <(that was from the Simpsons) Taxi: Oh, for a second there i thought you were gonna.....WHAT the hell are you doing with that knife! Niko: I'm gonna teach you a lesson! Taxi: Ah! Niko: What? I'm gonna teach you some kniving lessons. I teach people how to cut avocados in Bohan. Taxi: Oh, you scared me there again.....What the hell!!! You have a cut off head!!! Niko: Oh yea, i'm going to a party there. I'm dressed up as Jack thompson. Scary right? Taxi: sure. Just please stop scaring....OH MY GOD!!! you've got a gun. Niko: Yup, im gonna go on a spree with this killing machine. Taxi: Please sir don't kill me! Niko: I'm gonna kill everybody, wit this new SuperSoaker 3000 gun. Taxi: Ok we're here. Please get the hell out of here. Niko: Oh you wanna hear a knock knock joke. Taxi: No sir, just please..... Niko: Knock Knock Taxi: who's there? Niko: Die!!!! Taxi: Ah!!!! Niko: Damnit Tony Cipriani! Can't you shoot! Stupid PSP controls. Oh well bye. Taxi: (Speeds away) Thank god im gone from that guy. Hey what the hell is that beeping sound. *BOOM!!!!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rrool Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Can we still steal taxi's? Jump out, then jump in. Yes i think they will have 2 different buttons if u want to steal or get in a cab like pressing A to get in and pressing B to steal it. MAybe? its confirmed..... R2 to get on taxi triangle to steal it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darrel Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Can we still steal taxi's? Jump out, then jump in. Yes i think they will have 2 different buttons if u want to steal or get in a cab like pressing A to get in and pressing B to steal it. MAybe? its confirmed..... R2 to get on taxi triangle to steal it Umm that's funny becasue the PS3 version has not been show or even talked about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rrool Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Can we still steal taxi's? Jump out, then jump in. Yes i think they will have 2 different buttons if u want to steal or get in a cab like pressing A to get in and pressing B to steal it. MAybe? its confirmed..... R2 to get on taxi triangle to steal it Umm that's funny becasue the PS3 version has not been show or even talked about. i saw it on a preview... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darrel Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Can we still steal taxi's? Jump out, then jump in. Yes i think they will have 2 different buttons if u want to steal or get in a cab like pressing A to get in and pressing B to steal it. MAybe? its confirmed..... R2 to get on taxi triangle to steal it Umm that's funny becasue the PS3 version has not been show or even talked about. i saw it on a preview... Now that you mention it think i saw that too, but becasue the ps3 has been hardly talked about i dont know how they would know this. Unless they asked rockstar what are the ps3 equivalent controls to enter a taxi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rrool Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Can we still steal taxi's? Jump out, then jump in. Yes i think they will have 2 different buttons if u want to steal or get in a cab like pressing A to get in and pressing B to steal it. MAybe? its confirmed..... R2 to get on taxi triangle to steal it Umm that's funny becasue the PS3 version has not been show or even talked about. i saw it on a preview... Now that you mention it think i saw that too, but becasue the ps3 has been hardly talked about i dont know how they would know this. Unless they asked rockstar what are the ps3 equivalent controls to enter a taxi? in SA it was triangle to steal it...but i saw somewhere R2 or L2 button to get on the taxi....(i think) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darrel Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Can we still steal taxi's? Jump out, then jump in. Yes i think they will have 2 different buttons if u want to steal or get in a cab like pressing A to get in and pressing B to steal it. MAybe? its confirmed..... R2 to get on taxi triangle to steal it Umm that's funny becasue the PS3 version has not been show or even talked about. i saw it on a preview... Now that you mention it think i saw that too, but becasue the ps3 has been hardly talked about i dont know how they would know this. Unless they asked rockstar what are the ps3 equivalent controls to enter a taxi? in SA it was triangle to steal it...but i saw somewhere R2 or L2 button to get on the taxi....(i think) Yeah i think its definitely going to be triangle to steal it like all the other games, but just wondering where they got R2 to enter a taxi most probably is though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReevusGTA Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 personally I would hope that you dont even get a wanted star for cab dodging, I have done it and its not like you can get arrested for it, but I do hope its a feature they include Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hupsu Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Hmm... and maybe the more you do that, the less likely cabs are to stop for you? I like that idea actually. *Niko whistles for a cab* *A cab begins to slow down, but then gets a good look at Niko and remembers. "Heey...that bastard didn't pay me last time.* *The cab zooms off with his middle finger extended out the window* *Niko: What'd I doooo?" *Niko whistled for a cab* *and when it came near the License plate said "Fresh" and had a dice in the mirror *If anything I could say that this cab was rare, *but I thought "nah forget it, yo home to Bel-Air" Had to be done. Anyways, yeah I guess it'd be cool to run out on the cabbie, or hand 'em Monopoly money instead. Would it work for gta if you could carry with you in your backbag lot of other things? rope, monopoly money(for tricking taxies),sunglasses etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rrool Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 personally I would hope that you dont even get a wanted star for cab dodging, I have done it and its not like you can get arrested for it, but I do hope its a feature they include lol did you?! you are really a punk ass bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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