SmokingCookie Posted January 15, 2008 Author Share Posted January 15, 2008 Fine then, I will butcher my poetic genius. Basically if you like this girl as much as you say you do, you will be willing to put in all the effort to be with her. That's what I'm doing.. But.. Erm (how to say what I mean..).. Yeah got it: I haven't got "experience" in the world of love.. But when I look into her eyes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHXC Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Stick your cock up her arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmokingCookie Posted January 15, 2008 Author Share Posted January 15, 2008 NO WAY IM GONNA DO THAT Are you insane?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHXC Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cold fusion 33 Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Stick your cock up her arse. Ahh GTA1 always making useful contributions on GTAF . Ahhh crap, here comes Waddy to lock it... Don't bother Waddy, this is the only interesting thing at the moment ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonrock Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 People relationship is pointless. Its all about the one night stand. We have to keep the human race alive. We are only 6 billion strong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigGamer Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 I love lamp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WalkerBoh Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Theres this one girl that I will always love, I've even told her that and that I would marry her. But she cares more about her addiction then me, or even seeing the real me. It pains me so I wear all black and draw on myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostMann Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Dog I aint got no girl right at the moment... so I dont have no advice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmokingCookie Posted January 15, 2008 Author Share Posted January 15, 2008 parent trouble.. gotta go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carbine23 Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 (edited) Don't ask me, because i know nothing I'm sure the other advices might help you in your situation, but good luck with your girl Edited January 15, 2008 by Carbine23 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigGamer Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Heres what you do. You go up to her, and explain things. Let me start you off "When a mommy loves a daddy" - you get the point Nah, write a poem i guess, girls love that and think its adorable, or just use a genious way to do it, whatever that may be. How old are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carbine23 Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Heres what you do. You go up to her, and explain things. Let me start you off "When a mommy loves a daddy" - you get the point Nah, write a poem i guess, girls love that and think its adorable, or just use a genious way to do it, whatever that may be. How old are you? 16.....its not meant to be real advice. I'll go edit it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigGamer Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 16..... And I'm the President of Chile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The-King Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Thanks Pav... Are you even going out with her? @BigGamer: Brick ftw |PropagandaIncorporated:|: Steam:|: DeviantArt:|: Last.FM| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Themanwiththeplan Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HolyGrenadeFrenzy Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Does she talk to you on a regular basis or are you an unknown person who is all in the shadows per say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicko Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Don't ask me, because i know nothing I'm sure the other advices might help you in your situation, but good luck with your girl Nobody is asking you. And why delete what you said previously? It's already bin quoted, so makes you look even more stupid if you delete it, because it will always be there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HolyGrenadeFrenzy Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 If you don't want the forum to beat you senseless for this topic then I suggest you do one thing right now.......put your real birthday (at least the year) in your profile or so help me I will declare war on you. There is no way you were born in 1908! The reason I say this is simple......We need to know to answer your questions how able you are to understand what we say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Stasven Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Who needs love? Think of it this way, would you rather have secks with someone and have them say, "Oh darling, make love to me!" or have them grab you by the hair and say "F*CK THE sh*t OUT OF ME!" Eddie Murphy knows all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1066ant Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 My tactic is to wait for a girl to say she loves you. But I haven't had a gf for 9 years so my tactic may be failing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicko Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 My tactic is to wait for a girl to say she loves you. But I haven't had a gf for 9 years so my tactic may be failing. Maybe failing? I think you need to rethink what you've just said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodfatherITB Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 My tactic is to wait for a girl to say she loves you. But I haven't had a gf for 9 years so my tactic may be failing. Yeah, that really doesn't work. All I've ever really had to do was pay a lot of attention to a girl. If she returns the favor, then there's a very good chance she'll go out with you, unless she's just a cocktease. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1066ant Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 I don't meet many girls, but I am going to college this year so it might all change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D- Ice Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 (edited) I know this sounds wossy and geeky, but WTF, it worked for me and I'm already a loser. Anyway, I never really told her I love her, rather casually ask for innocent-sounding trips to the cinema, clubs etc... That way, you wont make her feel nervous, or pressurised if you openly admit you love her - rather just go out to have a good time when you can. You'll get to know her more, and over time you're confidence also slightly increases. Even though you'll still find yourself telling yourself not to stare at the titties when talking to her , you just might have the confidence to tell her how beatifull she looks. Also remember to pay attention to her while she talks, and she should be doing the most talking - you do the listening. It just a fact of life and the price we men have to pay, which unfortuantely you will have to endure for the remainder of you life with girls. Oh, and the old yawn and put arms behind her trick works well to this day - or do they just find the unoriginality and classic nature cute - I dunno, but you wont get rejected. It'll take time, but you'll get there bro. Now go out there and make me proud! Edited January 15, 2008 by D- Ice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fox09 Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 It's a very complicated process involving moon-walking, your dong, and a funny hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WalkerBoh Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 It's a very complicated process involving moon-walking, your dong, and a funny hat. this man speaks da truf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonKing Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 The power of love is a curious thing. Make a one man weep, make another man sing. Change a hawk to a little white dove. More than a feeling, that's the power of love. Tougher than diamonds, rich like cream. Stronger and harder than a bad girl's dream. Make a bad one good, hmm, make a wrong one right. Power of love that keeps you home at night. You don't need money, don't take fame. Don't need no credit card to ride this train. It's strong and it's sudden, and it's cruel sometimes. But it might just save your life. That's the power of love. That's the power of love. First time you feel it, it might make you sad. Next time you feel it, it might make you mad. You'll be glad, baby, when you've found That's the power makes the world go 'round. Don't take money, don't take fame. Don't need no credit card to ride this train. It's strong and it's sudden. It can be cruel sometimes. But it might just save your life. They say that all in love is fair, yeah, but you don't care. But you'll know what to do when it gets hold of you. And with a little help from above, You feel the power of love. You feel the power of love. Can you feel it? Hmm, hmm. Don't take money, don't take fame. Don't need no credit card to ride this train. Tougher than diamonds and stronger than steel. You won't feel nothing till you feel, You feel the power, just feel the power of love. That's the power, that's the power of love. You feel the power of love. You feel the power of love. Feel the power of love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1066ant Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 lol. Power of love! Huey Lewis and the News. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bartleby Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 16..... And I'm the President of Chile. But Biggie, you are the President of Chile. I really don't think this topic can fail anymore. It has everything: lovelorn tween infatuated with a girl that doesn't know he even exists, sh*tty cliched dumb advice from tweens equally lovelorn, an appearance by a garden-variety thug wannabe, and lyrics posted by someone who's watched Back to the Future too many times. I'm about ready to give my wall a head-shaped dent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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