Simseth Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 (edited) Rockstar(Including BlueSpot): GO AWAY. Okay, the hype is rising too high for this game, and when that happens you expect more than what it really is, and when that happens - It makes good things look bad. Just how the brain works. Even though GTA IV will be excellent, there is such thing as diskspace, and perfect draw distance, going into every interior, etc. just won't happen. And many people think it will. Now even with our expectations, GTA IV will probably meet them, but if we lower our expectations, than it will be even cooler. So, in this topic, let's act like we're trying to get someone to 'not' want to get GTA IV basically. I, and everyone else, knows everything about this game will be awesome. But if we decrease our excitement, the game will be even cooler when it comes out. No need to defend any of the points. (EXAMPLE: There won't be peds dancing for money, when there is a good chance there will be) So none of these are facts. Decreasing our excitement is a + and this will help time go by. Let's rant like factless noobs: GTA IV won't have peds dancing for money. You can't go in many buildings. Niko is an old fat fart so you won't be able to do exciting things. Cars handle like pieces of sh*t. Elizabeta is FAT. There are no planes, therefore exploring the city will be unenjoyable, and we can't get a good view. BORING. Rockstar already ruined the storyline in the trailer. Peds look like robots, and they will be in the game. The city will probably be small and dull since it's not a replica. It's smaller than San Andreas. You can't customize Niko very much, or get fatter or skinnier or anything. The police will be on your ass everytime you turn a corner so you can't just go around the city yourself. Continue it! NOTE: Don't defend anything. NOTE2: If no one wants to play along, than just lock and throw this topic away. Edited January 7, 2008 by Simseth Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/306375-lets-make-gta-iv-sound-bad/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
defibrillator Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 (edited) I'm a bear! etc. P.S. Great topic. edit: il orso non va a stare in la giacca di Niko Edited January 7, 2008 by defibrillator Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/306375-lets-make-gta-iv-sound-bad/#findComment-1057388079 Share on other sites More sharing options...
geomy Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 Violent video games make you want to commit crimes. It's a fact Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/306375-lets-make-gta-iv-sound-bad/#findComment-1057388086 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darrel Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 (edited) lol funny topic The whole game is going to be sh*t. The ped AI is going to be worse than San An. The vehicles are going to handle like Milkfloats with three wheels. the city looks like f*cking sh*t. Elizabeta looks like a fat piece of sh*t tart ( my actual opinion of her lol) Oh snap, Justin is here. Preparing for lock. Edited January 7, 2008 by Darrel Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/306375-lets-make-gta-iv-sound-bad/#findComment-1057388092 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GANGSTA_GRILLZ Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 Funny but..........yo this sh*t is wack! Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/306375-lets-make-gta-iv-sound-bad/#findComment-1057388094 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryuclan Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 Jack Thompson was right all along I think I just threw up in my own mouth. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/306375-lets-make-gta-iv-sound-bad/#findComment-1057388095 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ishouldntbehere Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 GTA IV will perpetually be in development and never actually be released. confirmed by Bluespot, who is actually Dan Houser. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/306375-lets-make-gta-iv-sound-bad/#findComment-1057388096 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simseth Posted January 7, 2008 Author Share Posted January 7, 2008 lol funny topic The whole game is going to be sh*t. The ped AI is going to be worse than San An. The vehicles are going to handle like Milkfloats with three wheels. the city looks like f*cking sh*t. Elizabeta looks like a fat piece of sh*t tart ( my actual opinion of her lol) roflmao Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/306375-lets-make-gta-iv-sound-bad/#findComment-1057388102 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 This topic could be decent. It's been reported twice already, but I've decided to give it a chance. If you people continue to sh*t all over it, I'll sh*t all over warn you. [EDIT] Shut up Darrel. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/306375-lets-make-gta-iv-sound-bad/#findComment-1057388112 Share on other sites More sharing options...
josh995 Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 f*ck THIS sh*tTY GAME! ILL NEVER BUY IT! cant believe i just typed those words Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/306375-lets-make-gta-iv-sound-bad/#findComment-1057388116 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 ^ Alright whatever. You dumbasses. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/306375-lets-make-gta-iv-sound-bad/#findComment-1057388118 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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