derty Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 Yes, exactly how old are you, and how old is she? As for advice: Man up, foo. Stick your shovel in the garden, be prepared to dig. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/305586-my-girlfriend-may-be-pregenant/?do=findComment&comment=1057372424 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bagga rabbit Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 Prepare yourself for trouble. Pregnant or not..you're in it. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/305586-my-girlfriend-may-be-pregenant/?do=findComment&comment=1057372448 Share on other sites More sharing options...
save_usP8 Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 There's 4 choices in this kind of situation 1.Get her a pregnancy test 2.Dump her and immigrate 3.keep the baby 4.abortion I would suggest 1 and 4 I would suggest to do all of them at the same time Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/305586-my-girlfriend-may-be-pregenant/?do=findComment&comment=1057372612 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picolini Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 Take responsibility for your actions. Most likely you won't though, and you'll have her get an abortion, and forget about it, only to knock her or some one else up at the wrong time and do it all over again. Wear a condom and get her on the pill for f*cks sake. Is it that hard people? Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/305586-my-girlfriend-may-be-pregenant/?do=findComment&comment=1057372616 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iminicus Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 Punch her in the stomach. My advice is to go f*ck another younger chick. That way this one won't seem so bad. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/305586-my-girlfriend-may-be-pregenant/?do=findComment&comment=1057372634 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuff_luv_capo Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 Everyone's trying to make him feel like sh*t when he could have this baby- f*ck he could have TWINS and still have better lives than some of these dorks. He's already proven he gets more ass than %90 of the people here. I always thought if she had her period you were fine. I wouldn't worry too much about it. Girls can only get preggers at certain times of the month, so the odds that you had unprotected sex in that time frame is pretty bad, unless you have unprotected sex all the time, in which case you deserve it. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/305586-my-girlfriend-may-be-pregenant/?do=findComment&comment=1057372664 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 (edited) If you have "dreams," use psychological tactics to have her get an abortion. If you don't have "dreams," have the baby and move to the suburbs. ...or you could pull a Charlie Chaplin and move to Paris without saying anything. You're life is now predictable. Edited January 2, 2008 by Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/305586-my-girlfriend-may-be-pregenant/?do=findComment&comment=1057372669 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picolini Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 Girls can only get preggers at certain times of the month, so the odds that you had unprotected sex in that time frame is pretty bad, unless you have unprotected sex all the time, in which case you deserve it. Actually they can pretty much get pregnant at any time of the month, during the period and a few days following are highly unlikely though, as the old egg is being released and the new one probably isn't out yet. It is more likely to get pregnant two weeks after/before a period, but it's not impossible at any other time. And yep, if you have unprotected sex you do deserve it. You're basically just asking for it. At the least, you obviously don't mind the reprocutions. This is 2008, I think we all know what happens when you ejaculate in a womans vagina. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/305586-my-girlfriend-may-be-pregenant/?do=findComment&comment=1057372673 Share on other sites More sharing options...
save_usP8 Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 This is 2008, I think we all know what happens when you ejaculate in a womans vagina. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/305586-my-girlfriend-may-be-pregenant/?do=findComment&comment=1057372683 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRoper Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 Skimmed the thread, so apologies if any of this has been said. Pregnancy test any? BTW, if you're say 18 and she's like 16, I don't think that even counts as stat. rape. Once they're over 14 the law's different, and anything within a 3 year age difference is negligible. I could be totally wrong, and it most likely depends on where you live, but the law is weird, I know that much. You'll probably be fine, you're not gonna go to jail for life or anything. Also, depending where you live, you don't need parental consent for abortion. That's all I've got, I'm hungry. edit@above: Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/305586-my-girlfriend-may-be-pregenant/?do=findComment&comment=1057372696 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iminicus Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 There is only one thing that can be done. We have to ban sex. I don't see any other way off stopping this from happening again. No sex. None. No, don't even think about protective sex. All sex is out. Oral? You can't do. Anal? No way buddy. DVDA? Don't even think about it. Sex is finished. I am fed up with Sex acting like this. Getting people pregnant and all that. Sex, you are finished. Move on sonny Jim. We don't want you no more. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/305586-my-girlfriend-may-be-pregenant/?do=findComment&comment=1057372702 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picolini Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 There is only one thing that can be done. We have to ban sex. I don't see any other way off stopping this from happening again. No sex. None. No, don't even think about protective sex. All sex is out. Oral? You can't do. Anal? No way buddy. DVDA? Don't even think about it. Sex is finished. I am fed up with Sex acting like this. Getting people pregnant and all that. Sex, you are finished. Move on sonny Jim. We don't want you no more. Get a little inspiration from the "No More Porn for Aussies" thread? Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/305586-my-girlfriend-may-be-pregenant/?do=findComment&comment=1057372716 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iminicus Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 Actually, Australia will be the first country in the world to implement my No Sex policy. During the next 6 months we will slowly be abolishing sex related media. We are first starting with Internet porn. After that all sex shops, brothels, massage parlers, etc will be closed. We will then close down Early Parenthood help lines and the such. The finally stages will be to stop the selling of contraceptives and have everyone register on a database and implanted with Sex Detection Chips ( SDC ). These chips will notify the database to when someone has sex in any form. Be it masturbation or oral. We will stop this vile thing that is sex. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/305586-my-girlfriend-may-be-pregenant/?do=findComment&comment=1057372728 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saget Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 Skimmed the thread, so apologies if any of this has been said. Pregnancy test any? BTW, if you're say 18 and she's like 16, I don't think that even counts as stat. rape. Once they're over 14 the law's different, and anything within a 3 year age difference is negligible. I could be totally wrong, and it most likely depends on where you live, but the law is weird, I know that much. You'll probably be fine, you're not gonna go to jail for life or anything. Also, depending where you live, you don't need parental consent for abortion. That's all I've got, I'm hungry. edit@above: Around here, if a boy has sex with a 14 year old girl with her permission, it's legal Which is why my ex wasn't in trouble. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/305586-my-girlfriend-may-be-pregenant/?do=findComment&comment=1057372742 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomname01 Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 I've heard of abortion pils on the news If you two go out to the store and buy a pregnacy test and it is positive. Maybe you (or she) can also try to get a doctor to prescribe her some abortion pills, despite her being underaged, I don't know if that'll affect it. But if you wanna do it safer, go get a real abortion by a doctor. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/305586-my-girlfriend-may-be-pregenant/?do=findComment&comment=1057372764 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runey Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 Yes, the first thing I would do if there's a possibility that I knocked my girlfriend up is ask what to do at GTAForums.com. Seriously, get a pregnancy test, and well....pray it comes up negative. Big Bubba in prison loves people that commit statutory rape. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/305586-my-girlfriend-may-be-pregenant/?do=findComment&comment=1057372870 Share on other sites More sharing options...
unopesci Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 Onpiece's home abortion guide Step 1. Give her a swift punch to the stomach There is no step 2. Seriously though, whatever happens is pretty much up to her. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/305586-my-girlfriend-may-be-pregenant/?do=findComment&comment=1057372878 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigmitchbaker Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 I could go to prison for statuary rape.. lol and your cellmates real name will be big billy Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/305586-my-girlfriend-may-be-pregenant/?do=findComment&comment=1057372899 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iminicus Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 Lock on this spamtastic situation. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/305586-my-girlfriend-may-be-pregenant/?do=findComment&comment=1057372917 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otter Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 If she's bleeding, then things are fine. Is she on depo? Tell her to switch to something like alesse. Depo f*cks you up. Be a man and get her looked at, though. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/305586-my-girlfriend-may-be-pregenant/?do=findComment&comment=1057372933 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigmamatuna Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 I've heard of abortion pils on the news If you two go out to the store and buy a pregnacy test and it is positive. Maybe you (or she) can also try to get a doctor to prescribe her some abortion pills, despite her being underaged, I don't know if that'll affect it. But if you wanna do it safer, go get a real abortion by a doctor. Usually morning after pills are designed to be taken, well, you figure it out. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/305586-my-girlfriend-may-be-pregenant/?do=findComment&comment=1057373094 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OysterBarron Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 If she's bleeding, then things are fine. Is she on depo? Tell her to switch to something like alesse. Depo f*cks you up. Be a man and get her looked at, though. err you obviously dont know anything about prgnancy. Some women actually continue having periods through the entire of there pregnancy so everything still may not be ok. If you dont beleive me then take it up with my Best friends Mum who is a midwife. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/305586-my-girlfriend-may-be-pregenant/?do=findComment&comment=1057373121 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefan. Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 That should teach you a lesson. Wear a condom! Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/305586-my-girlfriend-may-be-pregenant/?do=findComment&comment=1057373123 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OysterBarron Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 That should teach you a lesson. Wear a condom! yeah but its just not the same Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/305586-my-girlfriend-may-be-pregenant/?do=findComment&comment=1057373125 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otter Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 If she's bleeding, then things are fine. Is she on depo? Tell her to switch to something like alesse. Depo f*cks you up. Be a man and get her looked at, though. err you obviously dont know anything about prgnancy. Some women actually continue having periods through the entire of there pregnancy so everything still may not be ok. If you dont beleive me then take it up with my Best friends Mum who is a midwife. YOU SURE TOLD ME! http://www.babycenter.com/400_can-you-be-p..._505425_1000.bc And if you still want to split hairs, when I said bleeding, I meant menstruation. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/305586-my-girlfriend-may-be-pregenant/?do=findComment&comment=1057373137 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OysterBarron Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 If she's bleeding, then things are fine. Is she on depo? Tell her to switch to something like alesse. Depo f*cks you up. Be a man and get her looked at, though. err you obviously dont know anything about prgnancy. Some women actually continue having periods through the entire of there pregnancy so everything still may not be ok. If you dont beleive me then take it up with my Best friends Mum who is a midwife. YOU SURE TOLD ME! http://www.babycenter.com/400_can-you-be-p..._505425_1000.bc And if you still want to split hairs, when I said bleeding, I meant menstruation. oh yeah its not a real period because there is no Egg to flush out but you get what i mean. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/305586-my-girlfriend-may-be-pregenant/?do=findComment&comment=1057373160 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iminicus Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 Why the f*ck are you talking about woman care sh*t? Seriously? Do you wish you had a vagina also? On topic: Dude, just don't come here for advice. Do what you think needs to be done. Man up. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/305586-my-girlfriend-may-be-pregenant/?do=findComment&comment=1057373227 Share on other sites More sharing options...
WalkerBoh Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 Raw doggin it doesn't always work. Sometimes you need to wrap it up. Don't be a fool, wrap your tool! Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/305586-my-girlfriend-may-be-pregenant/?do=findComment&comment=1057373239 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tetsuo2501 Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 *long snip* 100% agreed Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/305586-my-girlfriend-may-be-pregenant/?do=findComment&comment=1057373255 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digïtál £vîl Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 *long snip* 100% agreed I don't even remember what I wrote, but it must have been good. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/305586-my-girlfriend-may-be-pregenant/?do=findComment&comment=1057373285 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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