SKELETOR. Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 (edited) Greetings Gtaforums, Having a great time here on your planet earth..makes a great change from the windy tundra surrounding snake mountain. Travel arrangements were pretty cheap as i managed to open up a small portal to earth using a magic rock that was possessed by the spirit of another, even more magical, rock. Not sure where i am exactly but the locals keep approaching me saying... "call that a magic staff, this is a magic staff"...and beastman was once told to "rack off" by some bloke with a quiff. He ended up tearing the guys face off and throwing it into a ditch, and then gnawing on his leg.. his own leg, wierdly enough. You know what hes like when hes had a few. Weathers been nice..its a bit too hot. Havent had much luck with the ladies but beastman did manage to impregnate half a field of cattle before we were chased off by shotgun wielding farmers , and this was only after i had been preoccupied with an altercation with strawman, keeper of the field. One girl did say i looked like "death warmed up" so i guess my tans coming along. I dont usually tan much because i have a skull for a head. Anyway, hope you are all well, enclosed is a few snaps of our time here. Me on the ball court Beastman on a 1950s themed beach Appearing in the sky as a giant lord of skeletons after a few sambucas too many Showing my skills on the karaoke MY costume for thefancy dress party..i went as myself. I lost to beastman who went as a rug. Edited December 25, 2007 by SKELETOR. The Deadite 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/304745-a-postcard-from-skeletor/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhoda Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 Wow, looks like you're having fun. I wish I was there, I'd show you a thing or two about sambucas. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/304745-a-postcard-from-skeletor/#findComment-1057354368 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 I dont get it. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/304745-a-postcard-from-skeletor/#findComment-1057354376 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OH NO Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 I dont get it. Im no Columbo, but i would guess that Skeletor is on holiday..and that hes sent us a postcard. The Deadite 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/304745-a-postcard-from-skeletor/#findComment-1057354386 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWEETSAPRIK Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 As theme accounts go, you're alright. One thing, next time take Trap-Jaw instead of Beastman, mostly because he won't shed all over you. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/304745-a-postcard-from-skeletor/#findComment-1057354389 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhoda Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 I imagine he'll get arse raped. You ever heard Skelator vs. Beastman? Nasty... Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/304745-a-postcard-from-skeletor/#findComment-1057354392 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lega_c Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 hey can i come next year..you guys look like its fun! Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/304745-a-postcard-from-skeletor/#findComment-1057354397 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblivionz Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 I imagine he'll get arse raped. You ever heard Skelator vs. Beastman? Nasty... Haha. I was just about to post that video. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/304745-a-postcard-from-skeletor/#findComment-1057354463 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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