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A Postcard from Skeletor.


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Greetings Gtaforums,

 

Having a great time here on your planet earth..makes a great change from the windy tundra surrounding snake mountain. Travel arrangements were pretty cheap as i managed to open up a small portal to earth using a magic rock that was possessed by the spirit of another, even more magical, rock. Not sure where i am exactly but the locals keep approaching me saying... "call that a magic staff, this is a magic staff"...and beastman was once told to "rack off" by some bloke with a quiff. He ended up tearing the guys face off and throwing it into a ditch, and then gnawing on his leg.. his own leg, wierdly enough. You know what hes like when hes had a few.

 

Weathers been nice..its a bit too hot. Havent had much luck with the ladies but beastman did manage to impregnate half a field of cattle before we were chased off by shotgun wielding farmers , and this was only after i had been preoccupied with an altercation with strawman, keeper of the field. One girl did say i looked like "death warmed up" so i guess my tans coming along. I dont usually tan much because i have a skull for a head.

 

 

Anyway, hope you are all well, enclosed is a few snaps of our time here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me on the ball court

 

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Beastman on a 1950s themed beach

 

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Appearing in the sky as a giant lord of skeletons after a few sambucas too many

 

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Showing my skills on the karaoke

 

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MY costume for thefancy dress party..i went as myself. I lost to beastman who went as a rug.

 

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Wow, looks like you're having fun. I wish I was there, I'd show you a thing or two about sambucas. wink.gif

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I dont get it. whatsthat.gif

Im no Columbo, but i would guess that Skeletor is on holiday..and that hes sent us a postcard.

 

 

 

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As theme accounts go, you're alright.

 

One thing, next time take Trap-Jaw instead of Beastman, mostly because he won't shed all over you.

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I imagine he'll get arse raped. You ever heard Skelator vs. Beastman? Nasty...

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I imagine he'll get arse raped. You ever heard Skelator vs. Beastman? Nasty...

Haha. I was just about to post that video. icon14.gif

 

 

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