agent17 Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Woot, I just got banned from the xXx Landia Stunt server. First of all, this was no easy feat. I wanted to see if I could bring the minigun from the /minigun arena (which is like 100 miles away from the nearest land) into the normal game area. Let me assure you, this test yielded some hilarious (and surprising) results. So anyway, I went to /minigun and jumped off the arena plummeting into the water, in the middle of the ocean far away from any land. After about 5 minuets of swimming I asked for someone to pick me up with a boat, I continued to swim, then about 10 minuets later I saw someone else lost at sea ([HUN] Maci) he had the same idea of escaping with the minigun. Its amazing we saw each other in the middle of no place. We swam to the land for about 10 more minuets until finally the boat arrived! It seemed like we were finally going to get out of here. But unfortunately the boat was actually being perused for some reason, and by a Hunter helicopter, not another boat. As soon as the rescue boat stopped to pick us up the Hunter began it fire its machine gun. The Drive of the boat was quickly killed in his attempt to escape the gun fire. Luckily the pilot didn't fire the missiles or we would all be dead. Me and Maci quickly dove under the water and under the boat for cover, I was hit once by one of the bullets and the helicopter stayed hovering above us, ready to shoot. We had to make a move. Then out of no were Maci jumps up unto the boat and unloads 100 rounds into the fuselage of the helicopter, mean while the pilot was firing everything he could, including rockets, all of which missed, however by now the boat was on fire! Together we jumped off, then the helicopter exploded, along with the boat, and out only chance of survival. News quickly spread of the incident and most didn't believe it. At least we had something to talk about for 20 minuets though, before finally reaching the brach due south of Mount Chilad. Unfortunately the nearest vehicle was far away and it would be a long walk/run to San Fierro. We stopped at Clucken' bell to order some food to replenish our health, the gunshots and the explosion left its toll on us. About 10 more minuets of walking later we saw someone stunting by the north end of Mt. Chiliad by the Highway on a NGR. Maci and I both pulled out our miniguns an began to shoot the driver, unfortunately he also greeted us with bullets from his Ingram Mac-10's. After shooting us several times and returning fire he drove away and went to do another drive by on us. I quickly pulled my minigun out an unloaded about 10 rounds into his head, killing him. The bike fell off the nearby cliff onto the road below, the bike itself was severally damaged, with one flat tire and dark smoke coming out of it. But it was better than walking. Driving the bike was a lot like driving on ice in a hall of flames. It has almost no control because of the back tire and one touch to the wall could make it explode because of our stray bullets. But after 5 minuets of careful driving we came across a discarded Bloodring Banger, a car more durable than most vehicles. We were in the middle of San Fierro at the time, not far from the spawn area. We Maci drove to Well Stacked Pizza on Pier 69 so we could replenish our health from the last gun fight. Next stop: the spawn area! Maci parked the car on the opposite side of the road of the stunt area. We got out and prepared out guns, slowly we proceeded and moved closer to the spawn area, we stuck to the hill and the Pleasure dome until the time was right. No one took any notice of us until it was to late. One by one everyone fell, no person, no car, no helicopter could withstand the rain of our bullets. I'm surprised we weren't banned on the spot. Those who were able to escape out shots went to get weapons of their own. It felt like a hostage situation, and we were then maniacs with the guns, while everyone else was hopeless. We proceeded up the scaffolding onto the top of the pleasure dome, the prefect vantage point to kill everyone. Everything we aimed at died or exploded. But it wasn't long before people areived with weapons of their own. Left and right everyone came, people walking up the scaffolding and walking through the pleasure dome onto the roof. With our miniguns we were quickly able to dispense anyone who opposed us. We both knew we wouldn't get out of this without being banned. If They don't kill you... Then I will... There was so many people to kill, so many out to kill us, again the Hunter helicopter was in the air attempting, then failing to kill us, we watched as it spun to the ground in flames onto the onlookers below. Many died... many others... also dead. Then out of no were a plane, someone had the suicide crash idea. It came in so fast the I barely had a chance to react, but the minigun made short work of the airplane after unloading several shots into the plane's fuselage, the plane began to smoke and tilted in the air, the pilot was still able to stear the plane into the building. We dove out of the way, nearly dead from the explosion, and already damaged from the battalion of troops coming to attack us. It was over, the Admin knew by now and it was only a matter of time before we either died or were banned. We then did the only logical thing to do at the time. Jump! The fall had a unique feel to it, I could see everyone watching us fall, all eyes were on us in this unique event. The admin was there too, onlooking the destruction we have caused, after 10 minuets of seemingly endless fighting, it would finally come to an end. Death would be our escape from madness... The second we hit the ground we were banned. A nice end to an epic fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CthulhuFhtagn Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 So cool. Too bad there are no vids of that... So cool. Congratulations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geomy Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Good read, have a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manofpeace Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 This makes me wish I didn't install San Vice and have to reinstall the game to play SA:MP. Well, I have all break, so whatever. Awesome story dude, congrats. Did you hate the place or what? Or are you just a little wank? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobe101 Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Wow I love it! I wish there were videos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agent17 Posted December 23, 2007 Author Share Posted December 23, 2007 This makes me wish I didn't install San Vice and have to reinstall the game to play SA:MP. Well, I have all break, so whatever. Awesome story dude, congrats. Did you hate the place or what? Or are you just a little wank? No, I loved the server actually, I was damn good at doing the wall ride tunnel. I just got bored today though. Actually, this might be a good time to quit my sa-mp career, anything else will be anti-climactic and suck after all of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smallo92 Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 congratulations now kids everywhere are going to try this and the server will go into complete madness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claude GTA3 Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Cool story..I really admire that. Unfortunately,I'm an admin (lvl 10 admin,and a rcon admin) on the LV Madness server,so I can't do that,since the main admin will ban/kick me. (I can also spawn weapons,so I don't need to swim...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Pretty nice way to write an experience in SA:MP. You should try your hands at a fanfic or two in Writer's Discussion. And trust me, I don't say that much; I usually hate fanfics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-/TNT\- Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 f*cking Epic. It just sounds so cinematic, the way you hapenned to mee the other guy, all the way to the final showdown. Nicely written as well, I could feel the suspense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truthypants Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 It's funny how truly epic you make being a c*ntflap sound – very well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VCHolmes Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 Haha, amazing. Could go very well as a fanfic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanilla Shake Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 What is your SA:MP name? I must play online with you. Seriously, that was a great read. TC718 / <629 / CF5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agent17 Posted December 29, 2007 Author Share Posted December 29, 2007 What is your SA:MP name? I must play online with you. Seriously, that was a great read. The same as my gtaforums name. Unfortunately I have not played SAMP since the incident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ailestrike Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 indeed, very epic. makes me wish I could actually play the game >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordana Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 Nice story. wow, that reminds me of the time i brought partyserver down, i cheated to get miniguns and gave them to everyone in the swat team, at the time there were no admins (haha), so we just killed anything that moved, it was SWAT VS EVERYONE, pure ownage. but now on partyserver the miniguns do NO dmg, im gonna try again but with C4 or rocket launcher XD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ins4n3 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Belive me! i will try that too!...on the same server!RULZ ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berkley Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Nice bump pal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Belive me! i will try that too!...on the same server!RULZ ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN!!! Just realise that breaking the rules can and will piss people off. Why don't you go out and kill your neighbour: it's not allowed by law, but if you're totally convinced rules are there to be broken, why not? Just try to think like the server owners, your perspective is just fairly limited and bound to get people mad at you sooner or later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Campbell Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 sounds like good fun, pitty you got banned. i suppose if it really was as good as you explained it was worth it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ins4n3 Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Belive me! i will try that too!...on the same server!RULZ ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN!!! Just realise that breaking the rules can and will piss people off. Why don't you go out and kill your neighbour: it's not allowed by law, but if you're totally convinced rules are there to be broken, why not? Just try to think like the server owners, your perspective is just fairly limited and bound to get people mad at you sooner or later. well...the SERVER LAG IS PI**ING ME OFF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mclovin Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 lol!!!!! love it! will be downloading sa:mp sometime soon now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Campbell Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 i still need SA for the computer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racerxr2 Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Makes me wish i had got sa now i had it on ps2 but that broke so i want it on pc now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie280 Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Lol i just stumbled across this part of the forum after a wayward click but now im glad i did. Ive never done any online GTA but you make it sound so epic. well told story. Good rampage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nabo45 Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 This is the best ban-story ever dude . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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