Don Garcia aka NjNakedSnake Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Well ummm, didn't R* say they were going for realism? I don't see how a cop saying those things would be realistic, now that it's set in present day, I doubt a cop would ever say those things. Ya, I hear that, I wouldn't be suprised if the 'cop comments' were absent in IV. However, I'd love to hear: "I'm gonna make sure you get f*cked by the biggest guy in the joint!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ceedot Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Helicopter: 'Stop hogging the handle!' *gay tone* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willgtavcs Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Officer: cmon, please stop if you do you will only go to prison for 30 years instead of 40 NOOSE guy: this is the police dont you F#*king move other noose guy: hey man why did you say that when you have already started killing 10 of them Noose guy: well they arent gonna F#*king move now are they. another noose guy: F#*kin A (this is part of a cutscene) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricardo. Posted December 24, 2007 Author Share Posted December 24, 2007 (edited) GOOD ONES! Officer: (In a big crowd) I'm assuming you all have guns and crack. ~~~~ Officer: (hears the siren) sh*t, the cops! ~~~~ Officer: Prepare to be f*cked by the long dick of the law! ~~~~ Ped: What's it like to have a gun? Officer: It's like having two cocks... ~~~~ Officer: Spread your sh*t! Get on the ground! Loaded gun! Ready to go! Spread your sh*t! Pussies on the pavement fellas. P.S. They are all from Superbad, lol Edited December 24, 2007 by Ricardo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Garcia aka NjNakedSnake Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 P.S. They are all from Superbad, lol Haha, ya, I was gonna say....Still funny though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricardo. Posted December 24, 2007 Author Share Posted December 24, 2007 ^ I will really like the 2nd and 3rd ones to be in grand theft auto IV. What about you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Garcia aka NjNakedSnake Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 ^ 3, 4, and 5 for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Eddie- Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Helicopter:'Stop hogging the handle!' *gay tone* What the hell is a handle? Do you mean cyclic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pl<>r3x Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 "u can't esca... F*ck!!" "oh no , what do i do , what do i doooo ??? *biting nails like a queer guy" "i only joined the force to beat the sh*t outa people , not to f*cking run after them" "screw this , i'm going home" well... i tried... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maronae Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 (edited) Alot of these are hilarious. I'm not making my own in order to not embarass myself Edited December 24, 2007 by Maronae Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.I.P. Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Helicopter:'Stop hogging the handle!' *gay tone* What the hell is a handle? Do you mean cyclic? Obviously you knew exactly what 'handle' he was referring to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Eddie- Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Helicopter:'Stop hogging the handle!' *gay tone* What the hell is a handle? Do you mean cyclic? Obviously you knew exactly what 'handle' he was referring to. Well no, I don't. He could also mean the collective. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.I.P. Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Helicopter:'Stop hogging the handle!' *gay tone* What the hell is a handle? Do you mean cyclic? Obviously you knew exactly what 'handle' he was referring to. Well no, I don't. He could also mean the collective. Isn't that typically to the left of the pilot? Why would the other guy be accusing him of hogging it when it's out of his reach to begin with? The cyclic the 'shaft' shape in accordance with the joke he was making and it's typically in reach of both guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Eddie- Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Helicopter:'Stop hogging the handle!' *gay tone* What the hell is a handle? Do you mean cyclic? Obviously you knew exactly what 'handle' he was referring to. Well no, I don't. He could also mean the collective. Isn't that typically to the left of the pilot? Why would the other guy be accusing him of hogging it when it's out of his reach to begin with? The cyclic the 'shaft' shape in accordance with the joke he was making and it's typically in reach of both guys. It doesn't have to be. It can be in the middle, which the P.I.C and co-pilot share. Anyway, let's stop hijacking this topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darrel Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Helicopter:'Stop hogging the handle!' *gay tone* What the hell is a handle? Do you mean cyclic? Obviously you knew exactly what 'handle' he was referring to. Well no, I don't. He could also mean the collective. Isn't that typically to the left of the pilot? Why would the other guy be accusing him of hogging it when it's out of his reach to begin with? The cyclic the 'shaft' shape in accordance with the joke he was making and it's typically in reach of both guys. It doesn't have to be. It can be in the middle, which the P.I.C and co-pilot share. Anyway, let's stop hijacking this topic. This guy likes his helicopters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hansdc Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 cop 1: "Freeze! You have the right to run away." *ped escapes* police chef to cop 2: " Didnt we fire that guy?" (fire isnt = shoot here for those people bad at english ) "Drop your pants and hand them over, you wont need those where you're going." "freeze!" *ped escapes* "Wait!!! You forgot to buy a calendar!" "You have the right to get kicked in the nuts" *ouch* cop 1: "freeze!" *shoots ped in the leg" cop 2: "What the hell are you doing ?!! Stop it ! You need to aim at the head." cop 1: "oh srry, it's my first day." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionist Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 "If you call me Bro I will tase you twice!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vince_ThePhoenix Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilya Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 (edited) After you kill an older cop, another cop says: "He had 3 weeks til retirement you sonovabitch!" and then commences a firing frenzy at Niko. They are going for a more gritty feel aren't they? That could be included among the more hilarious stuff, in order to really further the twisted style/humor that is GTA. Although, it'd be kind of...um...interesting...if that scenario happened and the cop did his bit, unloaded a hail of bullets in an obvious rage, and then said "can't we work this out?" Edited December 25, 2007 by Supreme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillerKabel Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 Not a police quote, just a quote from SA... "Underwear is overrated man" Still funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hansdc Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 Not a police quote, just a quote from SA... "Underwear is overrated man" Still funny... It's funny cause it's true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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