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Police "Quotes"


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Don Garcia aka NjNakedSnake
Well ummm, didn't R* say they were going for realism? I don't see how a cop saying those things would be realistic, now that it's set in present day, I doubt a cop would ever say those things.

Ya, I hear that, I wouldn't be suprised if the 'cop comments' were absent in IV.

 

However, I'd love to hear: "I'm gonna make sure you get f*cked by the biggest guy in the joint!"

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Officer: cmon, please stop if you do you will only go to prison for 30 years instead of 40

 

 

NOOSE guy: this is the police dont you F#*king move

other noose guy: hey man why did you say that when you have already started killing 10 of them

Noose guy: well they arent gonna F#*king move now are they.

another noose guy: F#*kin A

 

(this is part of a cutscene)

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GOOD ONES!

 

Officer: (In a big crowd) I'm assuming you all have guns and crack.

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Officer: (hears the siren) sh*t, the cops!

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Officer: Prepare to be f*cked by the long dick of the law!

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Ped: What's it like to have a gun?

Officer: It's like having two cocks...

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Officer: Spread your sh*t! Get on the ground! Loaded gun! Ready to go! Spread your sh*t! Pussies on the pavement fellas.

 

 

P.S. They are all from Superbad, lol

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Don Garcia aka NjNakedSnake
P.S. They are all from Superbad, lol

Haha, ya, I was gonna say....Still funny though.

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^

I will really like the 2nd and 3rd ones to be in grand theft auto IV. What about you?

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"u can't esca... F*ck!!"

"oh no , what do i do , what do i doooo ??? *biting nails like a queer guy"

"i only joined the force to beat the sh*t outa people , not to f*cking run after them"

"screw this , i'm going home"

 

well... i tried...

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Alot of these are hilarious. I'm not making my own in order to not embarass myself yawn.gif

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Helicopter:

'Stop hogging the handle!' *gay tone*

What the hell is a handle? Do you mean cyclic?

orly.gif

 

Obviously you knew exactly what 'handle' he was referring to.

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Helicopter:

'Stop hogging the handle!' *gay tone*

What the hell is a handle? Do you mean cyclic?

orly.gif

 

Obviously you knew exactly what 'handle' he was referring to.

Well no, I don't. He could also mean the collective.

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Helicopter:

'Stop hogging the handle!' *gay tone*

What the hell is a handle? Do you mean cyclic?

orly.gif

 

Obviously you knew exactly what 'handle' he was referring to.

Well no, I don't. He could also mean the collective.

Isn't that typically to the left of the pilot? Why would the other guy be accusing him of hogging it when it's out of his reach to begin with? The cyclic the 'shaft' shape in accordance with the joke he was making and it's typically in reach of both guys.

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Helicopter:

'Stop hogging the handle!' *gay tone*

What the hell is a handle? Do you mean cyclic?

orly.gif

 

Obviously you knew exactly what 'handle' he was referring to.

Well no, I don't. He could also mean the collective.

Isn't that typically to the left of the pilot? Why would the other guy be accusing him of hogging it when it's out of his reach to begin with? The cyclic the 'shaft' shape in accordance with the joke he was making and it's typically in reach of both guys.

It doesn't have to be. It can be in the middle, which the P.I.C and co-pilot share. Anyway, let's stop hijacking this topic.

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Helicopter:

'Stop hogging the handle!' *gay tone*

What the hell is a handle? Do you mean cyclic?

orly.gif

 

Obviously you knew exactly what 'handle' he was referring to.

Well no, I don't. He could also mean the collective.

Isn't that typically to the left of the pilot? Why would the other guy be accusing him of hogging it when it's out of his reach to begin with? The cyclic the 'shaft' shape in accordance with the joke he was making and it's typically in reach of both guys.

It doesn't have to be. It can be in the middle, which the P.I.C and co-pilot share. Anyway, let's stop hijacking this topic.

This guy likes his helicopters

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cop 1: "Freeze! You have the right to run away."

*ped escapes*

police chef to cop 2: " Didnt we fire that guy?" (fire isnt = shoot here for those people bad at english biggrin.gif )

 

"Drop your pants and hand them over, you wont need those where you're going."

 

"freeze!"

*ped escapes*

"Wait!!! You forgot to buy a calendar!"

 

"You have the right to get kicked in the nuts" *ouch*

 

cop 1: "freeze!" *shoots ped in the leg"

cop 2: "What the hell are you doing ?!! Stop it ! You need to aim at the head."

cop 1: "oh srry, it's my first day."

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Vince_ThePhoenix

"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?"

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After you kill an older cop, another cop says:

 

"He had 3 weeks til retirement you sonovabitch!" and then commences a firing frenzy at Niko.

 

They are going for a more gritty feel aren't they? That could be included among the more hilarious stuff, in order to really further the twisted style/humor that is GTA.

 

Although, it'd be kind of...um...interesting...if that scenario happened and the cop did his bit, unloaded a hail of bullets in an obvious rage, and then said "can't we work this out?" happy.gif

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