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Police "Quotes"


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while there basing you:

 

1) Resistance is feutile

 

2) stop hitting your self.... stop hitting your self

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gtarocksmysocks

my favorite police quote is from Vice City when the cop says-

"make me run, and i get all sweaty" i laughed for so long the first time i heard that

 

cop 1- this is car 69 i must be tripping on all this LSD i just saw a donut driving a car

 

cop2- this is car 45 i giving pursuit... im hungry as sh*t, i need a donut break.

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As funny as you might all think, adding a donut into it doesnt make it funny, just no longer funny after you've seen it.

 

Cop in a on fire- Take me out, i dont want to be fried Bacon. (On that Cops are called Pigs)

 

Cop- In pursit of a European, possible immigrant, I want to deport this Bitch.

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YourNeighborhoodKiller

I want them to be serious and not say stupid things, like in the previous games, if they chased you on foot, they would say something like, "hey slow down, we can talk about this and hold hands" or "stop I'm getting sweaty". None of this crap would be fine.

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This isn't gonna be a Hitman Game dude...

 

GTA has to have humour...

 

EDIT: Booohooooooo, I'm not a crackhead anymore!!!

 

 

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I want them to be serious and not say stupid things, like in the previous games, if they chased you on foot, they would say something like, "hey slow down, we can talk about this and hold hands" or "stop I'm getting sweaty". None of this crap would be fine.

GTA isnt gta without the humor. Mute your game if you dont want to hear it.

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YourNeighborhoodKiller

Well ummm, didn't R* say they were going for realism? I don't see how a cop saying those things would be realistic, now that it's set in present day, I doubt a cop would ever say those things.

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I know it's a joke but still

 

Cop 1- Why are all black people fast?!

Cop 2 - Why!?

Cop 1 - Because all the slow ones are in jail

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookay....

 

 

 

I want them to be serious and not say stupid things, like in the previous games, if they chased you on foot, they would say something like, "hey slow down, we can talk about this and hold hands" or "stop I'm getting sweaty". None of this crap would be fine.

 

I don't know, the entire atmosphere of GTA games is based on the things that are said by pedestrians and cops. To make everything really serious would ruin the atmosphere and possibly turn people off. I play GTA cause its fun and funny, games are getting too serious these days, or at least trying to.

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Fat cop saying to partner, chasing on foot: " God this guy's fast, hey roll me down this hill. I might catch him faster that way."

 

Another foot chase, cop saying to his partner: "f*ck! I can't run anymore, my balls are so chafed!

 

I tryed. cool.gif

 

 

 

 

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"Relax; the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."

 

"Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my gun."

 

"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

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Are you portuguese???

my name is Ricardo too!!lol biggrin.gif

about the topic:

i would like if the police did that kind of things.

No, I'm Puertorican and Mexican. I forgot I even made this topic, that's why I didn't check back on it.

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LukeWALTON9190

1st cop "Im getting a raging clue... its pointing this way"

2nd cop "Me too, its pointing this way though"

1st cop "MMMMMMM me too now"

Both cops "MMMMM!"

Man "what the hell are you two doing?!"

Both cops "Sorry daddy"

Man "GET HIM THEN!"

 

... from the south park episode with the conspiracies tounge.gif

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Greatest Thing Alive
1st cop "Im getting a raging clue... its pointing this way"

2nd cop "Me too, its pointing this way though"

1st cop "MMMMMMM me too now"

Both cops "MMMMM!"

Man "what the hell are you two doing?!"

Both cops "Sorry daddy"

Man "GET HIM THEN!"

 

... from the south park episode with the conspiracies tounge.gif

OH YEA with those two gay detectives. That episode cracked me up.

 

 

 

Ontopic:*Police Man*: Hey you freeze.

*You Stop*

*Police Man*: whoa he actually listened to me.

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beanmachine43

Calling all cars, calling all cars. Be on the lookout for a black male between 4'11" and...6'10".

 

Shameless Dave Chappelle plug.

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Well ummm, didn't R* say they were going for realism? I don't see how a cop saying those things would be realistic, now that it's set in present day, I doubt a cop would ever say those things.

Realistic or not; a GTA game with no humor is not a GTA game.

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JonnyVercetti

Cop 1#''Stop! this is the lcpd!...wait what the f*ck does that stand for anyway?''

Cop 2#''Lick c*nt Piss Dick..lucky guess?''

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Well ummm, didn't R* say they were going for realism? I don't see how a cop saying those things would be realistic, now that it's set in present day, I doubt a cop would ever say those things.

Realistic or not; a GTA game with no humor is not a GTA game.

Exactly... a game can be realistic yet humorous and fun at the same time.

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Just some random foot chase-based police quotes I thought up:

 

"Aww, c'mon, slow down. I need to arrest you to meet my quota. I'll get fired if I don't. C'mon...be reasonable..."

 

"Hold it right there, punk. I may look like a cop, but I'm really a ninja, so...yeah, forgot where I was going with that..."

 

"Slow down! If you keep running like that, you'll trip up!"

 

"Dammit, I'm a cop! I shouldn't be subjected to physical activity! I don't have the training for it!"

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Well ummm, didn't R* say they were going for realism? I don't see how a cop saying those things would be realistic, now that it's set in present day, I doubt a cop would ever say those things.

Realistic or not; a GTA game with no humor is not a GTA game.

Exactly... a game can be realistic yet humorous and fun at the same time.

QFT

 

Anyways good topic, some quotes here gave me a good laugh. biggrin.gif

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Cop: "Did you realize that you were speeding, sir?" cry.gif

 

May God have mercy on your soul if you don't get that.

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I wish they would make it a little more realistic as far as minor crimes. If a cop sees you bump into another car is he really going to rip open your door and throw you to the ground with his gun out?

 

As he's chasing you...

 

- Stop!

*Niko stops*

- I...wh...what are you doing?

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Greatest Thing Alive

Well here goes mine

 

*Running from cop*

 

*Police Man*-Hey you come back

*You keep running*

*Police Man catches you and pull you to the ground*

*Police Man*- Now we coulda did it the easy way and give you a few days in jail,but now you'll get a few days in jail with Tony.

*Criminal in cop car*- Oh No not Tony!

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*Cop pulls you over*

 

Cop:Alright, spread you cheeks and lift your sack, wait, your not black. Ok boys lets go false alarm"

 

 

 

 

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