Ricardo. Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Hopefully when the Police chases you they can use their megaphones on their vehicle. Rockstar always adds funny stuff into their grand theft auto games, perhaps this one will be a great one... (When Niko is on foot) Put your hands in the air....and wave them like you just don't care! -What memorable quotes would you like to see/hear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[email protected] Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 lol sorry but i dont find that funny but yes i say they will bring the police vocie overs back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricardo. Posted December 23, 2007 Author Share Posted December 23, 2007 ^ It's from a song, you probably haven't heard of it... I saw it in the 'George Lopez Show' two nights ago, it was a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lifestyles of The Cool Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 (edited) Things I would love to hear the Cops say, #1 Yippy Kyi Yae Mother F***er, #2 Hey! Hey! I will shoot your A** Mother F***er, #3 What you doing out here son, look at me when i'm talking to you boy!, #4 Get on the pavement, and spread them cheeks, I said balls on the ground!, #5 Liberty City Police, don't move, or i'll, damnit I said don't move!, #6 This is officer Al Crakker calling for backup, we got one suspect on foot, going down 5th & something, he's the fastest Mother F***er alive!, #7 (Gun shots ring, BLAM!, BLAM!, BLAM!) Oh yeah, Freeze Mother F***er!, #8 This is Sqaud Car 69 calling in, i'm on the corner of 5th & something, where's the closest doughnut shop., #9 You have the right to sit face first on the pavement, and shut the F**k up!, #10 Keep moving people, nothing here to see, but two dead victims, I mean suspects, HEY!, don't forget to sprinkle crack on 'em! Edited December 23, 2007 by Lifestyles of The Cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricardo. Posted December 23, 2007 Author Share Posted December 23, 2007 ^ Haha, number 5 and 8 were the funniest! One of them reminds me of SuperBad, "Pussies on the pavement, fellas!" and something-to-do-with-your-"SISTA" and "BONITA" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoodiny Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 few of these are from movies or i just made up 1) Show me your ass!...... i mean show me your hands 2) you have the right to shut the hell up! 3) I garantee you with enough force this gun will be up your ass 4) pull over.... i said pull over...... ohhh why wont you pull over, ill give you a doughnut 5) i'll give you $5 if you get him in the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grudge1981 Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 few of these are from movies or i just made up 1) Show me your ass!...... i mean show me your hands 2) you have the right to shut the hell up! 3) I garantee you with enough force this gun will be up your ass 4) pull over.... i said pull over...... ohhh why wont you pull over, ill give you a doughnut 5) i'll give you $5 if you get him in the head. i see homer simpson in a police uniform saying #4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeMac Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 (edited) #6 This is officer Al Crakker calling for backup, we got one suspect on foot, going down 5th & something, he's the fastest Mother F***er alive! hahaha that would be good for a fat cop to say lol its like what the cops in superbad said they were hilarious in that movie Edited December 23, 2007 by JoeMac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Algonquin Assassin Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Cop over radio- "We have the suspect in sight, and he is......oh sh*t wrong guy". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyinhawaiian Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 *Fires a few rounds at suspect* "Freeze!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishermanGTA Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 My favorites have been: "Do I get a medal if I hit him?" "You get TWO!" and "We've got guns ass hole" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ishouldntbehere Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 There's a line from Aladdin 3 that I always thought was really funny-- In the context of IV, a ton of cops encircle Niko who has his hands up and they're all pointing their guns directly at him: (serious cop) "Do not attempt to move or we will be shooting ourselves." ...Well, I thought t was funny anyway... It's late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryuclan Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Here are a few of mine: "5 points if you hit him in the ass." "Isnt that that guy who kicked your ass last week?" "Screw this, I'm going out for donuts." "Did any of you see where he went?" i'll think of a few more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creeepers Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 some quotes from VCS: "don't move that joystick" (which means don't move the analog stick) "im gonna be your boyfriend now" (which means that when you are in jail, you're staying with him/her ) some others................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigmitchbaker Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 some i made up 1)cop1:umm i hit a old lady cop2:5 points for you cop1:sweet 5 nil 2)cop1:put your hands on your head now your sholder now your knees and toes strats sing the song cop2:suspect got away again 3)k9 cop:oh god the dog farted in the squd car k9 cops partner:no that was me lame i know but yeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beanmachine43 Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 While fleeing in a vehicle - "What the fu*k is this Midnight Club? Get out of the damn car." SWAT (or whatever its called) - "Sweep the area for health pick-ups." Cop 1 - "Don't let him go inside!" Cop 2 - "It's okay; no load times." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mokiesmoky Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 I know it's a joke but still Cop 1- Why are all black people fast?! Cop 2 - Why!? Cop 1 - Because all the slow ones are in jail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackadder. Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 "Damnit I was just about to get a high score on Tony Hall's Amatuer Grinder!" "Hey I can see my house from here!" "You live in the sh*ttest neighbourhood" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beanmachine43 Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 I know it's a joke but still Cop 1- Why are all black people fast?! Cop 2 - Why!? Cop 1 - Because all the slow ones are in jail *[insert overly mispelled, unneeded post about racism here] @lawlz at ryuclan's first, blackadder's second. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillerKabel Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Haha, all very funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!!GC!! Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 I reacon when your arrested they should say: "Your under arrest for (such and such), you have the right to consult a lawyer, if you cannot afford a lawyer you will be provided with the dumbest fu*ken attorney on the whole damn planet!!" Now that would be a laugh. Of course they wouldnt say this everytime, cos that would just get gay but on those rare occasions, it could provide some laughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 ^It's from a song, you probably haven't heard of it... I saw it in the 'George Lopez Show' two nights ago, it was a good one. I've heard of the song, and it was f*ckin pathetic for humor. The helicopter quotes are the best: f*ck, im out of ammo! Don't worry i've got more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darrel Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 (edited) These are typical quotes which cops could use. Hope you enjoy. *When i cop is beating on you* "I told you id catch ya. Here comes the pain" "You're in my Pond now. And I'm the big fish that runs it" " When I'm done with you. You wont f*ck with me again punk" " Let me hear you squeal boy" *Cops chasing you on foot* " Stop, I'm not gonna hurt ya" " Don't make me Pound You're ass" " Quit running you bitch and fight me" " If i catch you. You're ass is mine back at the compound" Edited December 23, 2007 by Darrel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kraxxuz Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 One I heard in SA was: "First I'm gonna beat you up, then I'm gonna beat you off" Classic! Can't think of anything but pathetic ones at the moment, it's late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darrel Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 One I heard in SA was: "First I'm gonna beat you up, then I'm gonna beat you off" Classic! Can't think of anything but pathetic ones at the moment, it's late. Ha ha ha. That has got to be one of the best ones i have heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisisking Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 When a cop is wandering around: "Only 59minutes and 47 seconds till next donut break, Only 59minutes and 46 seconds till next donut break, Only 59minutes and 45 seconds ti......." "I like imagining my dad when I beat people!" "Why is this uniform so tight? Oh well time for a trip to the donu.. 'cough' coffee shop" "Why did father John do that to me? OH WHY?!?" "Hey you should respect me! Or I'll beat you for no apprarent reason! I'll come up with some more in time Heres one for when a pig is chasing you: "I'd chase you but sgt said I have to get my lardy, donut eating ass to the gym!" oh and this "For the right price I'll let you go...your wallet, car or 4 donuts are your options?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beanmachine43 Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 One I heard in SA was: "First I'm gonna beat you up, then I'm gonna beat you off" Classic! Can't think of anything but pathetic ones at the moment, it's late. As a member who used to wrap his text in red, I curse you for using green font. It's a bitch to read with the X-Mas skin. @more lawlz at everybody using doughnut references in their quotes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisisking Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 One I heard in SA was: "First I'm gonna beat you up, then I'm gonna beat you off" Classic! Can't think of anything but pathetic ones at the moment, it's late. Ha ha ha. That has got to be one of the best ones i have heard. That one sounds funnier on paper (well err... webpage!) than it does in the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enterprise07 Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Here's a few i've thought of: Cop: Hey asshole! Pullover!! #You speed away# Cop: Aww sh*t, I wanna donut... and another two: #Cop shoots you a few times# Cop: You have the right to remain wasted bitch! Cop: Lock and load boys, we got ourselves a runner... #Pulls out Magnum# finally: Hick Cop: You city freak!, we here in Liberty State don't a take too kindly to being shot at! ... robbed maybe cos its an excuse to pull out the shotgun... More to come! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackadder. Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 *When a cop is chasing you onfoot* "Hey...someone get me a Sprunk!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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