Daz Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 WHAT THE f*ck SON. I look in the sky, its 2pm, sun is like f*cking dim as sh*ts, now its all f*cking bright, like total f*cked up I dont know what the f*ck is going on. I stare at it for ages close my eyes I dont see it still its all f*cked man. f*cking cats going across the road, and this crow f*cking landed on my windowsil and had like white sh*t in its mouth and it was like f*cking speaking to me. I dont f*cking know i never am up at this time, i was f*cking noscoping people with an M40 and then this happens. its the f*cking aliens and f*ck f*ck im f*cking getting a kitchen knife f*ckstart f*ckING PIGEONS The Dedito Gae, Voodoo, Payne Killer and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poikly Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 f*cking get a f*cking swear f*cking box for f*ck sake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Statutory Ray Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Boo-urns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Stasven Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 No the Junkies thread is that way. -> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manofpeace Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Stop smoking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Nice one Admiral! Daz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WidowMaker Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 f*cking get a f*cking swear f*cking box for f*ck sake. Someone has not met Daz before. Daz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torcidas Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 f*cking hell. What are you on about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daz Posted December 20, 2007 Author Share Posted December 20, 2007 Those who joined after 2005. I will bayonett your faces. The crow is the truth sonny jim. THE f*ckING ALIENS HAVE MY SOCKS SON f*ckING HELP ME. The Dedito Gae 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waddy Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 f*cking hell. What are you on about? Thats quite clear, read it again, Daz does not like Pigeons. Daz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Stasven Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 I was about to help you before you threatened to bayonet my face. Now you're on your own. You're f*cked son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daz Posted December 20, 2007 Author Share Posted December 20, 2007 I was about to help you before you threatened to bayonet my face. Now you're on your own. You're f*cked son. Get the f*ck out then c*ntino. The Dedito Gae 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush Threepwood Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 I was about to help you before you threatened to bayonet my face. Now you're on your own. You're f*cked son. No he's not. He's hard as f*ck. Daz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Stasven Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 I was about to help you before you threatened to bayonet my face. Now you're on your own. You're f*cked son. Get the f*ck out then c*ntino. C*ntino? I am a masculine being son. I have the chromosomes to prove it. You wanna start something pigeon boy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WidowMaker Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 I was about to help you before you threatened to bayonet my face. Now you're on your own. You're f*cked son. Get the f*ck out then c*ntino. C*ntino? I am a masculine being son. I have the chromosomes to prove it. You wanna start something pigeon boy? You do not know the hornets nest you have stirred. Daz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poikly Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daz Posted December 20, 2007 Author Share Posted December 20, 2007 I will start it all over your face. So wipe that son. THEY ARE ONE IN THE SAME The Dedito Gae 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Stasven Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 That is so true... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WidowMaker Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 The aliens are peeing behind the bins. Oh wait, no, that's my father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Stasven Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS!!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeshyft Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Daz, thank f*ck! You gotta tell me again how many of the buttons I was supposed to chew. I feel like I'm going to puke my soul out. Daz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waddy Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 The RSPCA made me lock this topic. Its law an all that. Sorry Daz, chin up. Daz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datalord Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 I'm opening this topic upon requested for a "reasonable discusson". Off topic gets locked... It was the moon... Daz 1 Help medical research with your PC and PS3 | Support GTAF [email protected] | Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 I'm opening this topic upon requested for a "reasonable discusson". Off topic gets locked... It was the moon... It was the sun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daz Posted December 20, 2007 Author Share Posted December 20, 2007 It wasnt the moon. I look out, its a white circle (ish) because I saw like a corner on it, like when you try and cut a circle out of paper with scissors. The sky was light, but white, no clouds, it wasnt dark, it was just random and white, it has no craters in it. It then fades away, then 2 mins later its bright as f*ck. It was f*cking aliens im telling you. Dont give me that crap about it being clouds because never in my entire life have I seen that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Daz, why the f*ck didn't you use your M40 to pop the f*cker? Daz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goodfella. Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 This thread makes me hard. Daz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seddo Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Could of been a satellite reflecting the suns rays but when the clouds got in the way it was no longer reflecting. That will explain the appearing and disappearing. Daz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HolyGrenadeFrenzy Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 I bet it was the belly of a Giant Pigeon. I say we nuke the motherf*cker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus'En'Hitler420 Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Oh noes, I sh*t meself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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