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Does anyone have any ideas on something special I can get my girlfriend this Christmas? I've bought her her favourite show on DVD, but I thought I'd add something a bit more. Not so much expensive, just something different and thoughtful. I'm not so good at stuff like this, and I understand the irony behind something thoughtful that isn't even my idea but I'd like for her Christmas to be a nice one, she's had a rough year. Anyone have any ideas?

 

No sex suggestions please. wink.gif

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If you want it to be "different" as such, then take her for a weekend somewhere nice. It's certainly more thoughtful than a present.

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Guybrush Threepwood

ANAL RAPE*.

 

 

 

 

 

 

*May, or may not, include actual rape.

 

 

 

Or some crappy perfume, whatever. It's your call.

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A MonkeyButler. They are the best xmas gift you can ever dream of owning.

 

You forgot about that, didnt you Guybrush?!

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Get her nothing and test her feelings for you. If she freaks out you can probably tell that she's just fickle. If not then then you are in the clear! You can flatly refuse to buy her anything for the next 30 years! You'll be living the dream man confused.gif

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A slave..she'd love a slave. Or does she already have one? lol.gif

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The complete compilation of Futurama on DVD. You better do it, cause you know it to be true.

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See, I'd love to give her a card with it, and a letter saying how much she means to me, but I'm not sure if that's the best idea... confused.gif Roses sound good though, unless you meant the chocolate Roses.

 

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Actually, that's not too bad either.

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Good Tequila. Remove dem panties very quick.

She doesn't need tequila to do that. wink.gif

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Guybrush Threepwood
Good Tequila. Remove dem panties very quick.

She doesn't need tequila to do that. wink.gif

So you're basically telling us she's slutty. Way to go man, good catch.

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thelochnessmonster
Good Tequila. Remove dem panties very quick.

She doesn't need tequila to do that. wink.gif

So you're basically telling us she's slutty. Way to go man, good catch.

haha if she's slutty what about giving her a pair of them crotchless tights?

What were you thinking saying no sex suggestions??

I'm eatin you but you cannae take a photo ya bawbag

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Good Tequila. Remove dem panties very quick.

She doesn't need tequila to do that. wink.gif

So you're basically telling us she's slutty. Way to go man, good catch.

Nah, was a joke. smile.gif

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Good Tequila. Remove dem panties very quick.

She doesn't need tequila to do that. wink.gif

You're right, girls nowadays like to stuff their faces with vodka.

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Good Tequila. Remove dem panties very quick.

She doesn't need tequila to do that. wink.gif

So you're basically telling us she's slutty. Way to go man, good catch.

Nah, was a joke. smile.gif

It's cool, dude. Just accept it.

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thelochnessmonster
buy her a one way ticket to the middle of nowhere. orly.gif

aye one way ticket to Loch Ness, we don't have tequila here but we do have whisky!

I'm eatin you but you cannae take a photo ya bawbag

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HolyGrenadeFrenzy

I have no idea what you mean by "too expensive"

 

$5? = Whaa?...Your stupid stfu & you don't deserve her, even if she treats you like a toilet

 

$20= Huh?= Your kidding. Borrow more money from someone, including your family, they will understand if you tell them what it is for.

 

$50= OK....so it is obvious you waited to the last minute and have been selfish or you are broke and pathetic. If you have bought yourself anything in the last three months you still look more than cheap....YOU ARE CHEAP.

 

$100= This is what I hope you mean....Meaning this much is what you hope to spend and too much more and you are getting expensive for your gift.

 

$250= If you spend this much and you are not rich then you should be ok but make sure it isn't something you want. (No Video Game Consoles and the like unless you don't get to play it and it is completely hers)

 

$500=If htis is in your expense range....I expect to be paid for my advice on this message board. If you can not afford this much to invest in a gift then welcome to the club......Live within your means.

 

$1,000+ =You are rich and CHEAP. Go ask someone your willing to pay for advice and you had better raise the price of the gift beyond this because with that much to spend on a gift and being too cheap to work it out except by asking for advice on GTAForums is pathetic and we hope she takes you for all your money.

 

 

Seriously, HGF

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Taste Of Chaos

A big pink dildo?

 

Or jewellery.

Opportunity knocks once in a lifetime, temptation will lean on the doorbell.
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even if she treats you like a toilet

Oh, you can't put a price on that.

 

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Ice skate. I like it, not sure about her...

I don't like gifts very much, unless it's something I asked for. I like the less material stuff, like a good dinner, a walk in the park, a sunset, and so on.

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guilty.by.association
See, I'd love to give her a card with it, and a letter saying how much she means to me, but I'm not sure if that's the best idea...

Before i read that i was going to suggest a letter, chicks love them. Getting her favourite show on DVD was a really good idea, and yes making it a bit more special is a good idea, romantic stuff never fails smile.gif

 

Good luck

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