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Well, I was doing a search to see posts of mine in the PPC in the GTA Modding section for vehicles, and I stumbled upon posts from 2002 and 2003.

 

I know I had warnings quite a bit, and I definitely admit now that pretty much all of them were well deserved. But holy sh*t. I just looked at this post that I'm pretty sure I didn't get warned for at all, and I just can NOT believe I said this! What the hell was wrong with me? It was 5 years ago, sure, but sweet jeezy creezy, was I that dumb?

This is how it went down.

 

(Nicky The Nose)

 

I need to know the strengths of each weapon on Vice City

 

Info for this is lacking, can anyone help me???

 

Cheers

 

(Pickalini) [which was the way I spelled my username before]

 

well that was the most stupid sentence i have ever read. i think that retard should never be able to say anything again. and if what i think the sentence meant is right, you meant to say

"I know don't how strong all the weapons are, i am inbred and sleep with my sister, yall, howdy doo."

 

I'd first like to apologize to anyone I may have spoken like that towards, it was completely uncalled for! And sorry to the mods and admins, I can't believe I didn't get banned until sometime in '06 lol.gif (which believe it or not, I feel, was uncalled for, and so did others seeing as how I'm back w/ the same name).

 

Now, all you old timers, if you felt you've said any dumb crap, try searching around for old dumb noob posts you have posted. If you've got none, or you're a newer member, then just commend me on my complete turn around with my attitude here in the past 5 years tounge2.gif

 

edit: Oh, and here's the topic in case you wanted to see it for yourself...

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=80220&hl=

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Respect bro.

 

 

I guess I am a short fuse as well on a Midtown Madness forum.... I do overreact for the stupid things. Some people have it coming but you getting mad about it doesn't affect them and only raises your blood pressure. Good to see you are learning from your past mistakes. icon14.gif

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People change over 5 years. Hell even jackasses like yourself. mad.gif

 

 

only kiddin. respect dawg. tounge.gif

...besides that I ain't sayin nuthin.

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my oldest post that still exists march 2004:

 

 

the keys for pitch and roll of the plane is similar to the controls for the hydraulics on the hatian car, on the num pad 9 is pitch down, 6 is pitch up, 4 is roll left, 5 is roll right

 

biggrin.gif 4 months after i joined, model member. somebody give me a cookie!

 

my post wrapper circa september 14th, 2004:

 

 

i bought the game 7 hours 47 min ago and havent stopped playing it since, i just cant seem to stop. i love every aspect of the game. this thing isnt leaving my x-box for a very long time

Arial, size 4, a trend begins

 

september 27th, perfection achieved, post wrapper finalized:

 

 

i think the next gta will be in japan soley to sell more copies of the game in japan. it is the best selling western game over there, but it has still only sold 500,000 copies, which isnt very much

thats right, ladies. my post wrapper pre-dates many of you motherf*ckers. i was wrong in that post, but still, bold, arial, royal blue, size 4. represent.

 

 

edit: holy f*cking sh*t the table coding in my green wrapper really f*cked sh*t up

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Lol Sip, you and those big damn blue letters!

 

And thanks to everyone with the respect! icon14.gif

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From December 17, 2002:

 

simply buy the adult film studios and complete the second mission, the sea plane will then be aquired.

I wish it were more interesting, but that was my first (still active) post.

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some people have a lot to learn from you......inc me

You bet.

 

@Picolini: You have seem to have come a long way, mate. Keep it up. icon14.gif

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Ahahahahha I'm glad I read this topic, my first post was hilarious xD

 

11 days after I joined:

 

 

In this mission, you go to the airport, get a plane, and fly to the desert. Oh well, after some time flying, there's a yellowish icon on the radar right next to a rock, and when you get close there is nothing. Plus, you can't leave the plane, and it is impossible to land the plane on the top of the rock. What do I have to do, did I miss something? oO

 

When I joined this forum I wasn't the stupid teenager I once was, so no cursing and bad spelling has been done so far. I used to say things like you did, Picolini, and that was around 4 years ago. There are some traces of that on my old fotolog, and everytime I read that I get ashamed and think "how come I was so childish?!" xD

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I've been here for around the same time, and I don't think I've changed much.

 

Although since it's the popular thing to do, I'll show one of my early posts, a few weeks before Vice City came out...

 

Don't call me crazy or anything, but if I met anyone who worked on any of the GTA games, I would first shake their hand, then hug them (in a none homosexual way of corse).

I wouldn't do the same thing now. But that's a typical GTAF noob post right there.

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nice job picolini, im trying to clean up my act too. but seeing as this is kind of a first post topic heres mine.

 

 

 

hey guys im kinda new and dumb and i ned something free to open RAR files for vice city please post to me.

 

kind regards

 

 

holy crap just makes me think.....

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Lol, well what I posted wasn't my FIRST post (on record).

 

This is actually the first one on record. While not insanely uncalled for, it is pretty idiotic.

 

 

Actually, there was a hint of Vice City being held in miami from gta3. on staunton island, the street that has the bridge connecting to portland, go to where that street ends, there are billboards. the shoreside vale airport billboard says, See you in: MIAMI!

or something like that, i think i may be the only one who noticed that...  blush.gif

 

 

That's right. I saw some obvious thing and no one else did! God you guys are blind! lol.gif

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Oh dear, i've changed. This is the oldest post of mine i can find;

 

Dude, the health and armor arent yours, i found those same codes hours ago at the gameshark.com message boards...

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"message boards" ??! There's i term i haven't used.....probably since then.

 

It's weird going through my post history. I can still remember most of that stuff like it just happened....several years ago. Although, almost anything i posted outside of the modding forums wasn't worth the effort.

 

The strange thing is, i had no idea i would be here this long, it just...happened. I don't intend on "leaving" any time soon, but i also know i won't be here forever. i feel like i'm trapped in some sort of internet-limbo...

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I know this might be a little off topic but here goes:

With the graphics of the PS3/X-Box 2 do you think Rockstar will make the peds look real or will they make the peds look more like the drawings on the gamebox/website. I think that's what they were trying to do in GTA III, VC and SA.

 

P.S. This is my first post, so don't get mad at me for saying anything that's redundant.

 

Didn't think that was my first post as I can distinctly remember writing it. Oh, and woot to the "sorry, first post" post script.

 

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First Topic:

 

In the next GTA, I think you should be able to break people's bones. Say you have to hold someone hostage and you don't want them running away, just break their legs. Also, if your being arrested, you could break the cops leg, or dislocate your own arm to get out of the cuffs. If there are interrogations in the next game, maybe breaking some bones would help. Also, it would just be fun to break someone's leg and then making them run.

 

As for controls, you would auto-aim at the person either without any weapons or a melee weapon. Then you would push another button to scroll through areas to attack.

 

Edit: You wouldn't actually get out of the cuffs, you would dislocate your shoulder and then move the cuffs in front of you so that you could fight.

 

Another Edit: It would be pretty easy to notice if you break a bone. There would probably be a loud crack/snap. Also, you could see it, such as a bone sticking out of a person's skin, or, something like someone's knee/elbow going backwards. All of this would be followed by a limp body part moving in strange directions(like in the Simpson's, when Bart breaks his arm and it's all dangly and freely swinging).

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I like that modded Stafford Mxyzptlk, reminds me of the car that those little mobster guys drove on Whacky Races.

 

And that Red and black Jester at the top of the page is a beauty

 

 

Here is my entry which is a Sultan taken from Wang Cars and taken to Wheel Arche Angels where I made it look like a Subaru Impreza Rally Edition. The photos I have are poor quality and make the normal blue colour look brighter than usual.

 

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All your mothers are whores!

 

This is my first post that still exist. The bit about the mothers being whores was edited by me fairly recently when Search was brought back. I thought it wold be interesting if someone happened to stumble on that post one day and get confused. I don't think I've changed much to be honest. My love for San Andreas disappeared but has been relighted by SA:MP

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  • 3 weeks later...

 

in youre hotel room in V.C. there is an emty fishtank. it has an arch, treasure chest, & a large rock.

 

this small setup looks agsactly like the lighthouse island (portland rock) In Liberty City. And the big arch is like the one gentalmens club (mafia H.Q.) sits ontop of.

 

Don't know bout the treasure chest tho, a clue to somthing hidden mabye.

i dout it. wow.gif

 

Wow, what horrid spelling I had...

 

That was my first topic, and last existing post.

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lower cauz in the real life if u crash in that the top of ur car explose with ur head lol suicidal.gif

 

.. lol

god damn my english was awful cry.gif

 

This forum and online gaming has helped me a lot .. my english isn't so bad nowadays i guess.

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how do you put your own avatar on?

NOOB!

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My first is pretty lame confused.gif

 

 

Claude does talk. he talks to the Ziabatzu boss in the intro movie to gta2.

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Picolini is a young person inspired by what he see on GTAWIKI.

 

Heres my first post for others being too lazy to read GTAWIKI

 

Do(not) laugh.

 

 

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Not my first, but the earliest one I could find:

 

 

It doesn't seem to work for me....could it be I'm not finding a steep enough hill? I'm using the ones by the dirt-bike racetrack, and when I've gone about 90 degrees into the backflip, either I stall, or I fall off.

 

Holy crap, a lot of my oldest posts revolve around a former BUYG thread I ran in the Vice City forum. Apparently, I said I was leaving GTAForums permanently at some point. Thank God I followed through.

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Brilliant low-poly work. This is definetly going into my game, it fits in perfectly with gostown. I always admired your British cars in Vice City, I hope you get those Transits, Mondeos and Escorts out, they are guaranteed a place in my game.

 

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It's not too bad, but it still makes me cringe slightley.

 

 

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God, I just remembered a few of my posts... I'm embarrassed... Don't make me go back there. cry.gif I was so immature 2 years ago. I don't believe myself. I won't post my posts here, 'cause, well, I won't.

 

Oh, forgive me, almighty God of GTAF tounge.gif.

 

EDIT: Actually, at the very, very beginning of my time here, it wasn't all that bad. I got much worse, when I started writing lik dis. do u c, now da 1337 sux0rz? God, it is so hard to write like that now. Can't remember practically anything of it.

EDIT#2: Then I started writing in this color... No 1337n3ss anymore, but really immature posts. Then a bit later I started writing normally (define normal, though...)

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My first post:

 

Why ROCKSTAR don't make LCS on the PC Version for US PC GAMERS!!

 

This time, I don't know why I was so obsessed with LCS for PC. devil.gif

 

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My first post:

 

i just got home from a reggae concert and still have half a joint...

Shortly followed by:

 

*smokes half a joint*

And then:

 

well, had anyway...

 

 

Which led to this from Opius:

 

Don't triple post, use the [EDIT] button to the top right of your posts.

And finally, 3 minutes later from Dalp:

 

Posting three times in a row, or tripple posting is considered spam. Something which isn't welcome here. If you post, and decide you have something more to say, simply click the edit button on your original post, and add what you will.

 

 

 

So yeah, my first (three) post(s) prompted two verbal warnings, which remain to this day. monocle.gif

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This is my first post:

 

 

bored.gif  sad.gif  cryani.gif WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS!? This is a confirmed topic, not a "oh, your country sucks fat *rse!"

 

Seriously guys, I'm trying to be reasonable here. Could you all please keep this topic clean, and not spam. I have been to many forums before, but you people sicken me. You guys nee some hard-out admins in here to sort out this mess.  suicidal.gif

 

So please, back on subject.  rah.gif

 

This is my 201st post.

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Some of you didn't seem that bad, I was a complete noob since this was the first forum I ever joined.

 

My first post:

 

 

I cant date that friggen barbara!The one at the seriff car lot Every time i go to her she is fighting a bum and then once hes dead she shoots me!!!!PLZ help! dontgetit.gif nervous.gif notify.gif {soory if this has been posted before]

 

Second:

 

 

oh!i just seen a pic of the main character as cj in liberty?is it fake or just not confirmed who itll be? barf8bd.gif that_guy2057_evilgrin.gif monocle.gif

 

From then it just gets worse. icon14.gif

 

 

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I remember in vice city that at some pizza places you could it but it didnt really do anything and now in san andreas you can go and eat and get fat and stuff i just noticed. Those anyone else know somethin like that in GTA3 (havent played it in a while) that was small and then you could end up doin in vice city or san andreas?

 

O just thought of another one in GTA3 you could fly a plane for like 10 secs and in vice city you could fly a plane but only the dodo and now in San andreas you can fly almost any plane!

 

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I don't post on here much but this was my very first topic and one of my first posts.

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If you were to toss one of those satchel charge things (if they have them) onto a ped, would he/she be blown to bits, or just tossed a few dozen feet like in GTA: San Andreas? <<;

 

This is the first post I made in the first topic I made. oo;

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