HolyGrenadeFrenzy Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 (edited) Sorta off topic sorta on topic. I am in a quirky mood and I thought of taking a nap until I was reading this topic again and I suddenly became infected with the most messed up twist on this entire topic. (I just impulsively thought of this) How does this sound as a come on line? "Hey baby, I'll abduct your alien.....I'll abduct your alien and send it right out of this world!" I know, I have fallen from a better position but since I have no use for come on lines I can be as cheesy as I dare! The beauty of it is that is is androginous and will work for either sex. Edited December 12, 2007 by HolyGrenadeFrenzy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K^2 Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 If you have the parts, you obviously have the schematics, don't you?Where did you find the parts? I hope you didn't rob them from my spaceship. What, you think you're the only alien to crash-land down here? I make a living on your kind. Buy parts here, sell them there. Schematics are a good currency. When I figure out how some part of it works, I patent it, and get the royalties. Where do you think microwave ovens came from? Prior to filing a bug against any of my code, please consider this response to common concerns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girish Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 If you have the parts, you obviously have the schematics, don't you?Where did you find the parts? I hope you didn't rob them from my spaceship. What, you think you're the only alien to crash-land down here? I make a living on your kind. Buy parts here, sell them there. Schematics are a good currency. When I figure out how some part of it works, I patent it, and get the royalties. Where do you think microwave ovens came from? You just gave away your trade secret. So now, I'm gonna get a few patents myself. It's just about time this freakin earthlings give me the recognition I deserve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HolyGrenadeFrenzy Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 If you have the parts, you obviously have the schematics, don't you?Where did you find the parts? I hope you didn't rob them from my spaceship. What, you think you're the only alien to crash-land down here? I make a living on your kind. Buy parts here, sell them there. Schematics are a good currency. When I figure out how some part of it works, I patent it, and get the royalties. Where do you think microwave ovens came from? Sweet! I want an Anti-Gravity Belt. If you get one for me I will use it to do nearly anything you ask as long as I can wear a disguise and carry like 30lbs of equipment if combat will be required. Or if you don't want something the overly easy way I will be your camera man in the sky and go anywhere you like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhoda Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 No alien's a match for a good knife in the throat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K^2 Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 I want an Anti-Gravity Belt. If you get one for me I will use it to do nearly anything you ask as long as I can wear a disguise and carry like 30lbs of equipment if combat will be required. Woot. Another henchman acquired. Soon this planet will be mine. Prior to filing a bug against any of my code, please consider this response to common concerns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beavis Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Hope you grabbed some space coke man? Ever heard of space coke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HolyGrenadeFrenzy Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 (edited) I want an Anti-Gravity Belt. If you get one for me I will use it to do nearly anything you ask as long as I can wear a disguise and carry like 30lbs of equipment if combat will be required. Woot. Another henchman acquired. Soon this planet will be mine. Yeah, just remember that my alliegence is to the Galiaion Empire. You too are not the only one not from here. drrnage E ih unarEy Earth or Terra Sol has been on the list for aquisition if they keep removing the rights and liberties of their people for nearly 200 years. If you create a new Constitution for everyone giving them more rights than anyone has yet and include the open ended ones considerablily and perhaps return dueling to its proper place in the ways of settling disputes outside of the courts then you will get my vote. Clan based methods of litigation should still hold some place in society as well but none of that whacko....your on your own as a child BS. Edited December 12, 2007 by HolyGrenadeFrenzy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dxk Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Ok so last night I went to bed at 10.30 which some forumers know is extremely rare for me. I never wake up during the night, But I woke up at 12.30 and i was boiling hot and shaking, i'd had a dream that I was abducted by Aliens and they'd implanted an Alien fetus in me (i'm female so it makes sense). I kept hearing wierd sounds and all that stuff. Every other room in my house was cold except for my room. Even though i had a fan on like i do every night. I live next to Antarctica for heaven's sake it shouldn't be that hot that I almost fainted from the heat. Yeah, last night was pretty weird. Luckily i got back to sleep at 4.30 after playing some GTA. They say there's a reason behind every dream. I'm having a pretty difficult time understanding that one i must say. Yeah it's a gay topic but it was pretty f*cking strange. when the abducted by them, did they just implant a diploid nucleused cell or did they f*ck you up(you did say it was hot)........just joking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guilty.by.association Posted December 12, 2007 Author Share Posted December 12, 2007 Ok so last night I went to bed at 10.30 which some forumers know is extremely rare for me. I never wake up during the night, But I woke up at 12.30 and i was boiling hot and shaking, i'd had a dream that I was abducted by Aliens and they'd implanted an Alien fetus in me (i'm female so it makes sense). I kept hearing wierd sounds and all that stuff. Every other room in my house was cold except for my room. Even though i had a fan on like i do every night. I live next to Antarctica for heaven's sake it shouldn't be that hot that I almost fainted from the heat. Yeah, last night was pretty weird. Luckily i got back to sleep at 4.30 after playing some GTA. They say there's a reason behind every dream. I'm having a pretty difficult time understanding that one i must say. Yeah it's a gay topic but it was pretty f*cking strange. when the abducted by them, did they just implant a diploid nucleused cell or did they f*ck you up(you did say it was hot)........just joking It was implanted, no sex involved, i think they cut me open while i was unconscious from some kind of anesthetic, and inserted the fetus there. That's what i remember Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girish Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Ok so last night I went to bed at 10.30 which some forumers know is extremely rare for me. I never wake up during the night, But I woke up at 12.30 and i was boiling hot and shaking, i'd had a dream that I was abducted by Aliens and they'd implanted an Alien fetus in me (i'm female so it makes sense). I kept hearing wierd sounds and all that stuff. Every other room in my house was cold except for my room. Even though i had a fan on like i do every night. I live next to Antarctica for heaven's sake it shouldn't be that hot that I almost fainted from the heat. Yeah, last night was pretty weird. Luckily i got back to sleep at 4.30 after playing some GTA. They say there's a reason behind every dream. I'm having a pretty difficult time understanding that one i must say. Yeah it's a gay topic but it was pretty f*cking strange. when the abducted by them, did they just implant a diploid nucleused cell or did they f*ck you up(you did say it was hot)........just joking It was implanted, no sex involved, i think they cut me open while i was unconscious from some kind of anesthetic, and inserted the fetus there. That's what i remember And just what did they seal the cut with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dxk Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Ok so last night I went to bed at 10.30 which some forumers know is extremely rare for me. I never wake up during the night, But I woke up at 12.30 and i was boiling hot and shaking, i'd had a dream that I was abducted by Aliens and they'd implanted an Alien fetus in me (i'm female so it makes sense). I kept hearing wierd sounds and all that stuff. Every other room in my house was cold except for my room. Even though i had a fan on like i do every night. I live next to Antarctica for heaven's sake it shouldn't be that hot that I almost fainted from the heat. Yeah, last night was pretty weird. Luckily i got back to sleep at 4.30 after playing some GTA. They say there's a reason behind every dream. I'm having a pretty difficult time understanding that one i must say. Yeah it's a gay topic but it was pretty f*cking strange. when the abducted by them, did they just implant a diploid nucleused cell or did they f*ck you up(you did say it was hot)........just joking It was implanted, no sex involved, i think they cut me open while i was unconscious from some kind of anesthetic, and inserted the fetus there. That's what i remember And just what did they seal the cut with? fevicol........anyways her BF might have somthing to say to those aliens....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Ok so last night I went to bed at 10.30 which some forumers know is extremely rare for me. I never wake up during the night, But I woke up at 12.30 and i was boiling hot and shaking, i'd had a dream that I was abducted by Aliens and they'd implanted an Alien fetus in me (i'm female so it makes sense). I kept hearing wierd sounds and all that stuff. Every other room in my house was cold except for my room. Even though i had a fan on like i do every night. I live next to Antarctica for heaven's sake it shouldn't be that hot that I almost fainted from the heat. Yeah, last night was pretty weird. Luckily i got back to sleep at 4.30 after playing some GTA. They say there's a reason behind every dream. I'm having a pretty difficult time understanding that one i must say. Yeah it's a gay topic but it was pretty f*cking strange. I once 'woke up' to a bunch of kids laughing at me, while my family was screaming downstairs. Crazy, crazy dream. According to the medical journal, I had hypnagogic/hypnopompic hallucinations, which means I was hallucinating while in a state of sleep paralysis or something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guilty.by.association Posted December 13, 2007 Author Share Posted December 13, 2007 Ok so last night I went to bed at 10.30 which some forumers know is extremely rare for me. I never wake up during the night, But I woke up at 12.30 and i was boiling hot and shaking, i'd had a dream that I was abducted by Aliens and they'd implanted an Alien fetus in me (i'm female so it makes sense). I kept hearing wierd sounds and all that stuff. Every other room in my house was cold except for my room. Even though i had a fan on like i do every night. I live next to Antarctica for heaven's sake it shouldn't be that hot that I almost fainted from the heat. Yeah, last night was pretty weird. Luckily i got back to sleep at 4.30 after playing some GTA. They say there's a reason behind every dream. I'm having a pretty difficult time understanding that one i must say. Yeah it's a gay topic but it was pretty f*cking strange. I once 'woke up' to a bunch of kids laughing at me, while my family was screaming downstairs. Crazy, crazy dream. According to the medical journal, I had hypnagogic/hypnopompic hallucinations, which means I was hallucinating while in a state of sleep paralysis or something like that. Yeah i actually was awake while i was still dreaming so it seemed more real than it actually was haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
javi13 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 ^^ cant argue with that had any fush and chups lately gba? XD Jesus... You aussies are everywhere, back me up !!GameCH33TA!!, wherever he is lol. No i havent, but have you had your FEESH AND CHEEPS? been away from this topic for a bit but i can not let this ride! its fIsh and chIps, not feesh and cheeps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guilty.by.association Posted December 19, 2007 Author Share Posted December 19, 2007 ^^ cant argue with that had any fush and chups lately gba? XD Jesus... You aussies are everywhere, back me up !!GameCH33TA!!, wherever he is lol. No i havent, but have you had your FEESH AND CHEEPS? been away from this topic for a bit but i can not let this ride! its fIsh and chIps, not feesh and cheeps Damn it! Need some kiwis to back me up I only have one so far OT: Pics in 9 months guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Stasven Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Go to the doctor's and have them check out your fetus for any abnormalities. Edit: ...fush and chups. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!!GC!! Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Damn it! Need some kiwis to back me up I only have one so far OT: Pics in 9 months guys Back you up with what? Dissing Aussies? I cant cos my mum is Aus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guilty.by.association Posted December 19, 2007 Author Share Posted December 19, 2007 Go to the doctor's and have them check out your fetus for any abnormalities. Edit: ...fush and chups. Haha dude have you seen Black Sheep? Good movie. Funny too. When it came out i thought oh god the aussies have more reason to diss us now haha Alien Sheep hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Stasven Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Go to the doctor's and have them check out your fetus for any abnormalities. Edit: ...fush and chups. Haha dude have you seen Black Sheep? Good movie. Funny too. When it came out i thought oh god the aussies have more reason to diss us now haha Alien Sheep hehe Oooh! I soo wanted to see that, never got around to it! I saw a promotional video for it and was like "...wtf, mates?" I wasn't sure if it was some crude joke or if it was actually a movie... Is it like one of those 'Shaun of the Dead' kinda movies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WidowMaker Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 (i'm female so it makes sense). JUST IN CASE YOU GUYS FORGOT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guilty.by.association Posted December 19, 2007 Author Share Posted December 19, 2007 (i'm female so it makes sense). JUST IN CASE YOU GUYS FORGOT Dude, drop if for christ sake, i mentioned it so the uterus thing made sense. Buzz off. Your post was totally unnecessary. @Hayden: Yep it's a bit like Shaun Of The Dead except alien sheep It's got funny gore in it, It is a joke yeah it's not supposed to be a serious movie. My mum didn't like it haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Stasven Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 (i'm female so it makes sense). JUST IN CASE YOU GUYS FORGOT Dude, drop if for christ sake, i mentioned it so the uterus thing made sense. Buzz off. Your post was totally unnecessary. @Hayden: Yep it's a bit like Shaun Of The Dead except alien sheep It's got funny gore in it, It is a joke yeah it's not supposed to be a serious movie. My mum didn't like it haha Sounds like my kinda pie! So yeah, might wanna see a gynecologist... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guilty.by.association Posted December 19, 2007 Author Share Posted December 19, 2007 (i'm female so it makes sense). JUST IN CASE YOU GUYS FORGOT Dude, drop if for christ sake, i mentioned it so the uterus thing made sense. Buzz off. Your post was totally unnecessary. @Hayden: Yep it's a bit like Shaun Of The Dead except alien sheep It's got funny gore in it, It is a joke yeah it's not supposed to be a serious movie. My mum didn't like it haha Sounds like my kinda pie! So yeah, might wanna see a gynecologist... If you read one of my earlier posts here, i said i'm getting an operation soon so if something's there, it will be found haha Also here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
javi13 Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 ^^ cant argue with that had any fush and chups lately gba? XD Jesus... You aussies are everywhere, back me up !!GameCH33TA!!, wherever he is lol. No i havent, but have you had your FEESH AND CHEEPS? been away from this topic for a bit but i can not let this ride! its fIsh and chIps, not feesh and cheeps Damn it! Need some kiwis to back me up I only have one so far OT: Pics in 9 months guys make that none Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Themanwiththeplan Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 I'd hit it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicko Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 make that none What's the point in bumping an already dead, completely useless topic with the sh*ttest reply possible? It's not a chat room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[.DUB 93.] Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Even though i had a fan on like i do every night. Thats so wierd, I do that to. I live in england and i even have it on In the winter. (which it is now BTW) lol. I just like the cool air and i like the noise. (i know, im strange ) lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie280 Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Thats so wierd, I do that to. wow your her soulmate.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claude GTA3 Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 What's up with you guys hitting on every girl on the forums? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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