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Abducted by aliens?


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HolyGrenadeFrenzy

Sorta off topic sorta on topic. I am in a quirky mood and I thought of taking a nap until I was reading this topic again and I suddenly became infected with the most messed up twist on this entire topic.

(I just impulsively thought of this)

How does this sound as a come on line? "Hey baby, I'll abduct your alien.....I'll abduct your alien and send it right out of this world!"

 

I know, I have fallen from a better position but since I have no use for come on lines I can be as cheesy as I dare! The beauty of it is that is is androginous and will work for either sex.

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If you have the parts, you obviously have the schematics, don't you?

Where did you find the parts? I hope you didn't rob them from my spaceship. sarcasm.gif

What, you think you're the only alien to crash-land down here? I make a living on your kind. Buy parts here, sell them there. Schematics are a good currency. When I figure out how some part of it works, I patent it, and get the royalties. Where do you think microwave ovens came from?

Prior to filing a bug against any of my code, please consider this response to common concerns.

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If you have the parts, you obviously have the schematics, don't you?

Where did you find the parts? I hope you didn't rob them from my spaceship. sarcasm.gif

What, you think you're the only alien to crash-land down here? I make a living on your kind. Buy parts here, sell them there. Schematics are a good currency. When I figure out how some part of it works, I patent it, and get the royalties. Where do you think microwave ovens came from?

You just gave away your trade secret. So now, I'm gonna get a few patents myself. It's just about time this freakin earthlings give me the recognition I deserve.

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If you have the parts, you obviously have the schematics, don't you?

Where did you find the parts? I hope you didn't rob them from my spaceship. sarcasm.gif

What, you think you're the only alien to crash-land down here? I make a living on your kind. Buy parts here, sell them there. Schematics are a good currency. When I figure out how some part of it works, I patent it, and get the royalties. Where do you think microwave ovens came from?

Sweet!

 

I want an Anti-Gravity Belt.

 

If you get one for me I will use it to do nearly anything you ask as long as I can wear a disguise and carry like 30lbs of equipment if combat will be required. biggrin.gif

 

Or if you don't want something the overly easy way I will be your camera man in the sky and go anywhere you like. monocle.gif

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No alien's a match for a good knife in the throat.

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I want an Anti-Gravity Belt.

 

If you get one for me I will use it to do nearly anything you ask as long as I can wear a disguise and carry like 30lbs of equipment if combat will be required. biggrin.gif

Woot. Another henchman acquired. Soon this planet will be mine.

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I want an Anti-Gravity Belt.

 

If you get one for me I will use it to do nearly anything you ask as long as I can wear a disguise and carry like 30lbs of equipment if combat will be required. biggrin.gif

Woot. Another henchman acquired. Soon this planet will be mine.

Yeah, just remember that my alliegence is to the Galiaion Empire.

 

You too are not the only one not from here. cool.gif

 

drrnage E ih unarEy

 

Earth or Terra Sol has been on the list for aquisition if they keep removing the rights and liberties of their people for nearly 200 years.

 

If you create a new Constitution for everyone giving them more rights than anyone has yet and include the open ended ones considerablily and perhaps return dueling to its proper place in the ways of settling disputes outside of the courts then you will get my vote.

 

Clan based methods of litigation should still hold some place in society as well but none of that whacko....your on your own as a child BS.

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Ok so last night I went to bed at 10.30 which some forumers know is extremely rare for me. I never wake up during the night, But I woke up at 12.30 and i was boiling hot and shaking, i'd had a dream that I was abducted by Aliens and they'd implanted an Alien fetus in me (i'm female so it makes sense). I kept hearing wierd sounds and all that stuff. Every other room in my house was cold except for my room. Even though i had a fan on like i do every night. I live next to Antarctica for heaven's sake it shouldn't be that hot that I almost fainted from the heat. Yeah, last night was pretty weird. Luckily i got back to sleep at 4.30 after playing some GTA. They say there's a reason behind every dream. I'm having a pretty difficult time understanding that one i must say.

 

Yeah it's a gay topic but it was pretty f*cking strange.

when the abducted by them, did they just implant a diploid nucleused cell or did they f*ck you up(you did say it was hot)........just joking biggrin.gif

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Ok so last night I went to bed at 10.30 which some forumers know is extremely rare for me. I never wake up during the night, But I woke up at 12.30 and i was boiling hot and shaking, i'd had a dream that I was abducted by Aliens and they'd implanted an Alien fetus in me (i'm female so it makes sense). I kept hearing wierd sounds and all that stuff. Every other room in my house was cold except for my room. Even though i had a fan on like i do every night. I live next to Antarctica for heaven's sake it shouldn't be that hot that I almost fainted from the heat. Yeah, last night was pretty weird. Luckily i got back to sleep at 4.30 after playing some GTA. They say there's a reason behind every dream. I'm having a pretty difficult time understanding that one i must say.

 

Yeah it's a gay topic but it was pretty f*cking strange.

when the abducted by them, did they just implant a diploid nucleused cell or did they f*ck you up(you did say it was hot)........just joking biggrin.gif

It was implanted, no sex involved, i think they cut me open while i was unconscious from some kind of anesthetic, and inserted the fetus there. That's what i remember

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Ok so last night I went to bed at 10.30 which some forumers know is extremely rare for me. I never wake up during the night, But I woke up at 12.30 and i was boiling hot and shaking, i'd had a dream that I was abducted by Aliens and they'd implanted an Alien fetus in me (i'm female so it makes sense). I kept hearing wierd sounds and all that stuff. Every other room in my house was cold except for my room. Even though i had a fan on like i do every night. I live next to Antarctica for heaven's sake it shouldn't be that hot that I almost fainted from the heat. Yeah, last night was pretty weird. Luckily i got back to sleep at 4.30 after playing some GTA. They say there's a reason behind every dream. I'm having a pretty difficult time understanding that one i must say.

 

Yeah it's a gay topic but it was pretty f*cking strange.

when the abducted by them, did they just implant a diploid nucleused cell or did they f*ck you up(you did say it was hot)........just joking biggrin.gif

It was implanted, no sex involved, i think they cut me open while i was unconscious from some kind of anesthetic, and inserted the fetus there. That's what i remember

And just what did they seal the cut with? dozingoff.gif

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Ok so last night I went to bed at 10.30 which some forumers know is extremely rare for me. I never wake up during the night, But I woke up at 12.30 and i was boiling hot and shaking, i'd had a dream that I was abducted by Aliens and they'd implanted an Alien fetus in me (i'm female so it makes sense). I kept hearing wierd sounds and all that stuff. Every other room in my house was cold except for my room. Even though i had a fan on like i do every night. I live next to Antarctica for heaven's sake it shouldn't be that hot that I almost fainted from the heat. Yeah, last night was pretty weird. Luckily i got back to sleep at 4.30 after playing some GTA. They say there's a reason behind every dream. I'm having a pretty difficult time understanding that one i must say.

 

Yeah it's a gay topic but it was pretty f*cking strange.

when the abducted by them, did they just implant a diploid nucleused cell or did they f*ck you up(you did say it was hot)........just joking biggrin.gif

It was implanted, no sex involved, i think they cut me open while i was unconscious from some kind of anesthetic, and inserted the fetus there. That's what i remember

And just what did they seal the cut with? dozingoff.gif

fevicol........anyways her BF might have somthing to say to those aliens.......

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Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus

 

Ok so last night I went to bed at 10.30 which some forumers know is extremely rare for me. I never wake up during the night, But I woke up at 12.30 and i was boiling hot and shaking, i'd had a dream that I was abducted by Aliens and they'd implanted an Alien fetus in me (i'm female so it makes sense). I kept hearing wierd sounds and all that stuff. Every other room in my house was cold except for my room. Even though i had a fan on like i do every night. I live next to Antarctica for heaven's sake it shouldn't be that hot that I almost fainted from the heat. Yeah, last night was pretty weird. Luckily i got back to sleep at 4.30 after playing some GTA. They say there's a reason behind every dream. I'm having a pretty difficult time understanding that one i must say.

 

Yeah it's a gay topic but it was pretty f*cking strange.

I once 'woke up' to a bunch of kids laughing at me, while my family was screaming downstairs.

 

Crazy, crazy dream. According to the medical journal, I had hypnagogic/hypnopompic hallucinations, which means I was hallucinating while in a state of sleep paralysis or something like that.

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Ok so last night I went to bed at 10.30 which some forumers know is extremely rare for me. I never wake up during the night, But I woke up at 12.30 and i was boiling hot and shaking, i'd had a dream that I was abducted by Aliens and they'd implanted an Alien fetus in me (i'm female so it makes sense). I kept hearing wierd sounds and all that stuff. Every other room in my house was cold except for my room. Even though i had a fan on like i do every night. I live next to Antarctica for heaven's sake it shouldn't be that hot that I almost fainted from the heat. Yeah, last night was pretty weird. Luckily i got back to sleep at 4.30 after playing some GTA. They say there's a reason behind every dream. I'm having a pretty difficult time understanding that one i must say.

 

Yeah it's a gay topic but it was pretty f*cking strange.

I once 'woke up' to a bunch of kids laughing at me, while my family was screaming downstairs.

 

Crazy, crazy dream. According to the medical journal, I had hypnagogic/hypnopompic hallucinations, which means I was hallucinating while in a state of sleep paralysis or something like that.

Yeah i actually was awake while i was still dreaming so it seemed more real than it actually was haha cry.gif

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^^ cant argue with that  tounge2.gif 

 

had any fush and chups lately gba? XD

Jesus... You aussies are everywhere, back me up !!GameCH33TA!!, wherever he is lol. No i havent, but have you had your FEESH AND CHEEPS?

been away from this topic for a bit but i can not let this ride! its fIsh and chIps, not feesh and cheeps tounge.gif

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^^ cant argue with that  tounge2.gif 

 

had any fush and chups lately gba? XD

Jesus... You aussies are everywhere, back me up !!GameCH33TA!!, wherever he is lol. No i havent, but have you had your FEESH AND CHEEPS?

been away from this topic for a bit but i can not let this ride! its fIsh and chIps, not feesh and cheeps tounge.gif

Damn it! Need some kiwis to back me up tounge.gif I only have one so far

 

OT: Pics in 9 months guys icon14.gif

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Hayden Stasven

Go to the doctor's and have them check out your fetus for any abnormalities. smile.gif

 

Edit: ...fush and chups. biggrin.gif

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Damn it! Need some kiwis to back me up tounge.gif I only have one so far

 

OT: Pics in 9 months guys icon14.gif

Back you up with what? Dissing Aussies? I cant cos my mum is Aus confused.gif

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Go to the doctor's and have them check out your fetus for any abnormalities. smile.gif

 

Edit: ...fush and chups. biggrin.gif

Haha dude have you seen Black Sheep? Good movie. Funny too.

 

When it came out i thought oh god the aussies have more reason to diss us now haha colgate.gif

 

Alien Sheep hehe

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Go to the doctor's and have them check out your fetus for any abnormalities.  smile.gif

 

Edit: ...fush and chups.  biggrin.gif

Haha dude have you seen Black Sheep? Good movie. Funny too.

 

When it came out i thought oh god the aussies have more reason to diss us now haha colgate.gif

 

Alien Sheep hehe

Oooh! I soo wanted to see that, never got around to it! I saw a promotional video for it and was like "...wtf, mates?" I wasn't sure if it was some crude joke or if it was actually a movie... Is it like one of those 'Shaun of the Dead' kinda movies?

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(i'm female so it makes sense).

JUST IN CASE YOU GUYS FORGOT

Dude, drop if for christ sake, i mentioned it so the uterus thing made sense. Buzz off. Your post was totally unnecessary.

 

@Hayden: Yep it's a bit like Shaun Of The Dead except alien sheep smile.gif It's got funny gore in it, It is a joke yeah it's not supposed to be a serious movie. My mum didn't like it haha lol.gif

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Hayden Stasven
(i'm female so it makes sense).

JUST IN CASE YOU GUYS FORGOT

Dude, drop if for christ sake, i mentioned it so the uterus thing made sense. Buzz off. Your post was totally unnecessary.

 

@Hayden: Yep it's a bit like Shaun Of The Dead except alien sheep smile.gif It's got funny gore in it, It is a joke yeah it's not supposed to be a serious movie. My mum didn't like it haha lol.gif

Sounds like my kinda pie! tounge.gif

 

So yeah, might wanna see a gynecologist... sarcasm.gif

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guilty.by.association
(i'm female so it makes sense).

JUST IN CASE YOU GUYS FORGOT

Dude, drop if for christ sake, i mentioned it so the uterus thing made sense. Buzz off. Your post was totally unnecessary.

 

@Hayden: Yep it's a bit like Shaun Of The Dead except alien sheep smile.gif It's got funny gore in it, It is a joke yeah it's not supposed to be a serious movie. My mum didn't like it haha lol.gif

Sounds like my kinda pie! tounge.gif

 

So yeah, might wanna see a gynecologist... sarcasm.gif

If you read one of my earlier posts here, i said i'm getting an operation soon so if something's there, it will be found haha smile.gif

 

Also here

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^^ cant argue with that  tounge2.gif 

 

had any fush and chups lately gba? XD

Jesus... You aussies are everywhere, back me up !!GameCH33TA!!, wherever he is lol. No i havent, but have you had your FEESH AND CHEEPS?

been away from this topic for a bit but i can not let this ride! its fIsh and chIps, not feesh and cheeps tounge.gif

Damn it! Need some kiwis to back me up tounge.gif I only have one so far

 

OT: Pics in 9 months guys icon14.gif

make that none tounge.gif

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make that none  tounge.gif

What's the point in bumping an already dead, completely useless topic with the sh*ttest reply possible?

 

It's not a chat room.

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Even though i had a fan on like i do every night.

Thats so wierd, I do that to. I live in england and i even have it on In the winter. (which it is now BTW) tounge2.gif lol. I just like the cool air and i like the noise. (i know, im strange sly.gif ) lol

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