makeshyft Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Both aliens and the mentally disabled need love too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!!GC!! Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 I know someone who had a relationship with a dog though btw not a literal dog a real ugly chick she was mentally disabled as well. yeah the guy who went out with her was one sick sh*t. For a second i thought you were talking about an actual dog Also having a relationship with any type of 'dog' is sick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HolyGrenadeFrenzy Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Since when was aliens explainable? There are no arguments for aliens coming to Earth and performing experiments on us. It is just crazy stuff. I concur......and if there was evidence then most humans would be too stupid to collect it in the first place. Hell, so if someone gets something that verifies it. Take it up with Nessy and Bigfoot like Svip says it is mostly if not all group hype and hogwash anyway. I am all for the aliens abducting me and getting off this rock. Yeah there actually have been repots of aliens abducting humans and doing things. I saw it on tv once. I don't know if i believe all the stories, some people really look like whacked out loonies. But i think some people might of had an encounter. It's similar to the crop story debate, people ruin it by "faking" them and it ruins the authenticy of it. Actually, I have no idea if it is possible. It could be a little true, I mean we as human's have captured primates and checked them for things and did diagnostics on them and tagged them even just like a whole host of other animals. It seems like a possiblity that some far off species might do the same things to humans like it is Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom or something. Yet if i does take place I can see the idea of concealing it might be a plausible idea as well. Is the human population ready for a Childhood's End, by Arthur C. Clarke, scenario? I think not. So, even if it where plausible it would be viable to deny it. And if hogwash it is still good to use for a smokescreen for other things. If it is true a number of things can be used as smokescreens as well. So the bottome line is still, Smoke, Mirrors and Cameras are what the show is made of. And the media is a show make no mistake. Good journalism is very difficult to find and most the things that pass for it are barely fair journalism. It seems that unless you cover a story someone decides people want to hera if they are allowed to hear it, then they are made dominant or heckled out of the business if far from our better's agendas. Because if you are not told what your opinion is then you aren't supposed to know what it is. The strange thing is this doesn't have to be conspiracy theory because the best place to hide something is often in plain sight.....business as usual. Free the Aliens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brutuz Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 First of all, I can't believe no-one has made a sheep joke, as its someone in New Zealand... It was the sheep. Damn you aussies.. Lol We don't f*ck sheep okay? We do have alot though, just in the farms Don't get me started on your country Fish and Chops! The aliens stole your fish and chops! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guilty.by.association Posted December 11, 2007 Author Share Posted December 11, 2007 (edited) First of all, I can't believe no-one has made a sheep joke, as its someone in New Zealand... It was the sheep. Damn you aussies.. Lol We don't f*ck sheep okay? We do have alot though, just in the farms Don't get me started on your country i know someone who had a relationship with a dog though btw not a literal dog a real ugly chick she was mentally disabled as well. yeah the guy who went out with her was one sick sh*t. I know someone like that too... The chick was mentally disabled too, and hes ugly @Brutuz: Oh yeah? Well they stole your Feesh and Cheeps Edited December 11, 2007 by guilty.by.association Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush Threepwood Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 alien f*cked you*50 Are you sure it was one alien, my bearded child? Let's not rule out the possibility that it was an all-out gangbang. Or the proverbial Whore of Attention (in the Babylonian sense) calling for what was once described by Alexander the Great as 'the Attention'. This would strike me as the most likely approach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guilty.by.association Posted December 11, 2007 Author Share Posted December 11, 2007 alien f*cked you*50 Are you sure it was one alien, my bearded child? Let's not rule out the possibility that it was an all-out gangbang. It was 2 aliens lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K^2 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Faking them? They are all faking them! Explain to me how aliens would get here. I'm not an alien. I mean, I am an alien, but the permanent resident kind of alien, and not the come from distant stars kind. Though, if I was, I probably wouldn't have told you that. But if I wanted to travel to distant stars, I would think big. First of all, we know that if we wanted to travel to distant stars, we'd have to travel with proper velocity greater than speed of light. That means, true velocity very close to the speed of light. Rocket formula works for the proper velocity, but even with matter-anti-matter fuel we run into problems. Clearly, carrying propellant with you is not feasible. Where do you get propellant in space? From interstellar medium, of course. Density of interstellar medium is roughly 10^-21 kg per m^3, and it is mostly hydrogen. With a device such as a Bussard Scoop, you may collect that hydrogen, and you got yourself your propellant. Now comes a question of actually using it to propel yourself, and you need energy for that. Again, it is easy to see that carrying enough fuel with you to provide all that energy is not feasible. First answer that comes to mind is a Bussard Ramjet, which is a nuclear ramjet operating on interstellar hydrogen. The problem with one of these that it is very difficult to make a scoop generate less friction with interstellar medium than the thrust provided at high proper velocities. Once more, there is a solution. Most of the hydrogen flows through the ship almost freely, only accelerated by the ion drives to provide the thrust. Part of deuterium is diverted into the ship's Deuterium-Deuterium Tokamak reactors that will provide with energy the ship's massive ion drive engines, the extensive Bussard Scoop, and the life support systems. The Tokamak reactor that can run on Deuterium alone would have to be massive. We are only now reaching break-even point on Deuterium-Tritium Tokamaks, and these are huge. As such, the entire ship will probably be a colony-ship, with an artificial gravity provided to inhabitants by the massive rotating outer ring. So the way the whole ship would probably be constructed is a central array of ducts housing ion drives through which a stream of condensed interstellar hydrogen plasma rushes through. Some distance away from these is the inner ring of the Tokamak fusion reactors. Further out and back is the rotating habitat ring. And in front of the entire structure as some futuristic sail extend the rings and coils of the Bussard ion scoop collecting the interstellar hydrogen that streams into the center of the ship and protecting the habitat from radiation. The whole thing would accelerate at a fraction of Earth's gravity, and be capable of traversing distances of thousands of light years in just a few hundred years of ship-time. The glow of the ship as it would decelerate in the outer Solar System would look like a very bright star to an observer here, on Earth, that seemingly appeared out of nowhere, and grown brighter over a period of time. A star of Bethlehem could have been such an event. That's how aliens would probably get here, and that's why Jesus Was an Alien. Prior to filing a bug against any of my code, please consider this response to common concerns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
javi13 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 ^^ cant argue with that had any fush and chups lately gba? XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guilty.by.association Posted December 11, 2007 Author Share Posted December 11, 2007 ^^ cant argue with that had any fush and chups lately gba? XD Jesus... You aussies are everywhere, back me up !!GameCH33TA!!, wherever he is lol. No i havent, but have you had your FEESH AND CHEEPS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!!GC!! Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Lol, im just sitting on the sideline watching you dis each other about FEESH AND CHEEPS!! Its some funny sh*t. Hmm what do Aussies have....(haha i just remembered that Koala sh*t is green) anyway there are Kangaroos in Aus, i must find out how to dis them about that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guilty.by.association Posted December 11, 2007 Author Share Posted December 11, 2007 Lol, im just sitting on the sideline watching you dis each other about FEESH AND CHEEPS!! Its some funny sh*t.Hmm what do Aussies have....(haha i just remembered that Koala sh*t is green) anyway there are Kangaroos in Aus, i must find out how to dis them about that I know there's a really good insult about aussies that we use, but i forgot it. Its similar to their sheep shagger one. Lol whoa off topic, but i've got no alien news.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!!GC!! Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Oh so no dreams last night then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guilty.by.association Posted December 11, 2007 Author Share Posted December 11, 2007 Oh so no dreams last night then? I had like 3 f*cked up dreams last night and im pretty sure none involved aliens. I kind of want to dream about it again so i have something to talk about on here haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girish Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 I kind of want to dream about it again so i have something to talk about on here haha Don't lie. You enjoyed it the first time and so you want to do it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guilty.by.association Posted December 11, 2007 Author Share Posted December 11, 2007 I kind of want to dream about it again so i have something to talk about on here haha Don't lie. You enjoyed it the first time and so you want to do it again. Yes, i admit, the thought of 2 extra-terrestrials having there way with me gets me exited every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girish Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 I kind of want to dream about it again so i have something to talk about on here haha Don't lie. You enjoyed it the first time and so you want to do it again. Yes, i admit, the thought of 2 extra-terrestrials having there way with me gets me exited every time. I want to tell you a secret. I'm an extra-terrestrial too. I had to make an emergency landing on Earth due to a server malfunction in my spaceship way back in 1989. In order to hide my identity, I got into the body of this little kid from India. I still haven't got the spaceship repaired, too difficult to find spare parts for it. So, since it's gonna be some time before I leave Earth, I might excite a few earthlings....like you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guilty.by.association Posted December 11, 2007 Author Share Posted December 11, 2007 I kind of want to dream about it again so i have something to talk about on here haha Don't lie. You enjoyed it the first time and so you want to do it again. Yes, i admit, the thought of 2 extra-terrestrials having there way with me gets me exited every time. I want to tell you a secret. I'm an extra-terrestrial too. I had to make an emergency landing on Earth due to a server malfunction in my spaceship way back in 1989. In order to hide my identity, I got into the body of this little kid from India. I still haven't got the spaceship repaired, too difficult to find spare parts for it. So, since it's gonna be some time before I leave Earth, I might excite a few earthlings....like you. Very good then Like This? haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girish Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Like This? haha Nah, I have developed my own different methodologies during my stay here on Earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ceedot Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Maybe you... oh na, I won't say it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guilty.by.association Posted December 11, 2007 Author Share Posted December 11, 2007 Maybe you... oh na, I won't say it. Please do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K^2 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 I still haven't got the spaceship repaired, too difficult to find spare parts for it. Will trade parts for schematics. Prior to filing a bug against any of my code, please consider this response to common concerns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
javi13 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 i will trade parts for alien technoligys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonKing Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 will dance for phone home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K^2 Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Not interested in dance. If you can hover a bicycle, we can talk business. Prior to filing a bug against any of my code, please consider this response to common concerns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HolyGrenadeFrenzy Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Not interested in dance. If you can hover a bicycle, we can talk business. The hopes offered by jumping a tech level. Anti-grav Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Typhus Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 This morning I awoke in a pool of strange clear liquid. My pulse was racing and my palms were clammy. It had seemed like a dream when the Xorgktrons took me above their Sydonicicanian Battle Cruiser but when I saw their strange forms I knew it was really happening. Once more I had been contacted by the fellow foes of Xenadu! The Xorgktron allies flew far away, far, far, far away to a mystical land they named "Wales". Oh, there were so many oddities! Sheep, half-man-half-woman beings who seemed to be natives of some sort. And a weird mating ritual which involved the natives repeatedly attempting to ascend the sheep after making sure no one else was looking. I must admit, after my initial arousal I was suitably appaled by these disgusting people and demanded to be taken back home! And that's when I awoke. The space liquid sinking into my bed and a yellow post-it note on my forehead: "Don't renew your passport..." I wonder now what they meant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonKing Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 This morning I awoke in a pool of strange clear liquid. My pulse was racing and my palms were clammy. It had seemed like a dream when the Xorgktrons took me above their Sydonicicanian Battle Cruiser but when I saw their strange forms I knew it was really happening. Once more I had been contacted by the fellow foes of Xenadu! The Xorgktron allies flew far away, far, far, far away to a mystical land they named "Wales". Oh, there were so many oddities! Sheep, half-man-half-woman beings who seemed to be natives of some sort. And a weird mating ritual which involved the natives repeatedly attempting to ascend the sheep after making sure no one else was looking. I must admit, after my initial arousal I was suitably appaled by these disgusting people and demanded to be taken back home! And that's when I awoke. The space liquid sinking into my bed and a yellow post-it note on my forehead: "Don't renew your passport..." I wonder now what they meant boo that sucked i can hover a toilet but not much more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girish Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 I still haven't got the spaceship repaired, too difficult to find spare parts for it. Will trade parts for schematics. If you have the parts, you obviously have the schematics, don't you? Where did you find the parts? I hope you didn't rob them from my spaceship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GSF_OG Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 I had an alien abduction dream once, although in mine I was nearly abducted by these amphibian like aliens I called wee doos (since in my dream they made that sound), anyways I was about 7 when I had that dream and in it I couldn't wake my mom from her sleep or make a sound, after this dream I was paranoid about aliens for 2 months, and I had that dream again when I was ten, and I'm still slightly paranoid about aliens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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