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Astronauts test sex in space - but did the earth move?

US and Russian astronauts have had sex in space for separate research programmes on how human beings might survive years in orbit, according to a book published yesterday.

 

Pierre Kohler, a respected French scientific writer, says in The Final Mission: Mir, The Human Adventure that the subject is taboo both at Nasa and at mission control in Moscow, but that cosmic couplings have taken place.

 

"The issue of sex in space is a serious one," he says. "The experiments carried out so far relate to missions planned for married couples on the future International Space Station, the successor to Mir. Scientists need to know how far sexual relations are possible without gravity."

 

He cites a confidential Nasa report on a space shuttle mission in 1996. A project codenamed STS-XX was to explore sexual positions possible in a eightless atmosphere.

 

Twenty positions were tested by computer simulation to obtain the best 10, he says. "Two guinea pigs then tested them in real zero-gravity conditions. The results were videotaped but are considered so sensitive that even Nasa was only given a censored version."

 

Only four positions were found possible without "mechanical assistance". The other six needed a special elastic belt and inflatable tunnel, like an open-ended sleeping bag.

 

Mr Kohler says: "One of the principal findings was that the classic so-called missionary position, which is so easy on earth when gravity pushes one downwards, is simply not possible."

 

 

Loved the last bit. Though i admit i was somewhat shocked to hear that this was the first time sex occurred in space (or tested, if it has already been done, dont blame those lonely astronauts.)

...besides that I ain't sayin nuthin.

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Hmm, interesting. I still don't understand how they undertook it. Did they try and use computer simulated dummies or something?

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Best scientific experiment ever? I thought this was a milestone topic.

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Having sex in space has got to be on of the most Epic experiences ever.

 

And no, I have not done it in space, I just imagine it would be quite epic. tounge.gif

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I've actually thought about this. How would gravity interact with the butt sechz and tit flapping.

 

Damn NASA beat me to another epic experiment again!!!!

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I've actually thought about this. How would gravity interact with the butt sechz and tit flapping.

 

Damn NASA beat me to another epic experiment again!!!!

Time for stoning in space! That would be epic, I think...or has that been done?

 

If so...ach.

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I've actually thought about this. How would gravity interact with the butt sechz and tit flapping.

 

Damn NASA beat me to another epic experiment again!!!!

Time for stoning in space! That would be epic, I think...or has that been done?

 

If so...ach.

I think smoking in space would be impossible, no air to pull through to smoke!

 

Oh well, i hope the international air station has electrical plugs. Vaporize those nugs and look at the earth.

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Haha they had to censor the guinea pig sex tape. tounge.gif

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I could have sworn Girls Gone Wild already covered this stuff in their videos. I must be mistaken.

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Bah. Roger Moore did mish in zero G in 1979. See - Moonraker.

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/awaits the hundred meter moneyshot.

What are you on about?

 

Now that this conversation is underway...it doesn't seem fascinating anymore.

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Pretty scary if the Government are already carrying out experiments such as this, which suggests that they are pretty serious about moving people off the Earth soon.

None the less, quite hilarious. I don't see why they would have to censor the guinea pig tape though... maybe those animals are into some kinky sh*t.

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/awaits the hundred meter moneyshot.

What are you on about?

 

Now that this conversation is underway...it doesn't seem fascinating anymore.

Moneyshot:"The climactic scene in a porn film when the man ejaculates, usually onto the woman's body or face; a cum shot"

 

That would be hilarious, done to the music of Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds. tounge.gif

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I don't see why they had to go all the way to space to test it out. A zero-G flight gives you about 30 seconds of weightlesness. Granted, that isn't enough to go a full round, but it is enough to test the principles. And it would be significantely easier to find volounteers for such a research, since they don't have to be trained astronauts.

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I don't see why they had to go all the way to space to test it out. A zero-G flight gives you about 30 seconds of weightlesness. Granted, that isn't enough to go a full round, but it is enough to test the principles. And it would be significantely easier to find volounteers for such a research, since they don't have to be trained astronauts.

Well, isn't that what they wanted to test? Mechanics and crap? I doubt it would make any difference, like you said.

 

@Nixon: Ew.

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I don't see why they had to go all the way to space to test it out. A zero-G flight gives you about 30 seconds of weightlesness. Granted, that isn't enough to go a full round, but it is enough to test the principles. And it would be significantely easier to find volounteers for such a research, since they don't have to be trained astronauts.

Well, isn't that what they wanted to test? Mechanics and crap? I doubt it would make any difference, like you said.

 

@Nixon: Ew.

Out of curiousity Stefan, have you ever watched a porno?

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A zero-G flight gives you about 30 seconds of weightlesness.

That's plenty for me.

 

Zing!

 

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5 minutes is a quickie. If you're done in 30 seconds, I refuse to even classify that as sex. But as I said, it works as a mechanics check. And in about 30-40 seconds, you'd be able to continue. Or you can just keep going through a double-G as well. Sex on a roller coaster, eh?

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5 minutes is a quickie. If you're done in 30 seconds, I refuse to even classify that as sex.

Someone needs to anally rape this man for 30 seconds to teach him a lesson.

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5 minutes is a quickie. If you're done in 30 seconds, I refuse to even classify that as sex.

Someone needs to anally rape this man for 30 seconds to teach him a lesson.

You brought it up, you teach the man. icon14.gif

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5 minutes is a quickie. If you're done in 30 seconds, I refuse to even classify that as sex.

Someone needs to anally rape this man for 30 seconds to teach him a lesson.

I would still refuse to clasify it as sex. Not that it makes me feel any better about such scenario.

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Some thought this is a milestone , i thought this is Zak. wanting to share pics from his first time, to us.

But no. sad.gif

 

on topic

 

How ddoes a guinea pig look like? tounge2.gif

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How ddoes a guinea pig look like? tounge2.gif

Look into the mirror. tounge.gif

 

On topic, sex in space sounds like a cool idea. cool.gif

It's on my wishlist already.

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How ddoes a guinea pig look like? tounge2.gif

Look into the mirror. tounge.gif

 

 

Guinea pigs look nothing like mirrors, you boon.

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How ddoes a guinea pig look like? tounge2.gif

Look into the mirror. tounge.gif

 

 

Guinea pigs look nothing like mirrors, you boon.

Do you know grammar? I said 'into the mirror' and not 'at the mirror', dumbo. sigh.gif

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