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Saggy

I'm sooo sober right now.

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Saggy

Dear GTAForums,

 

I am so unequivocally sober right now, I was just at my Chess meet with my friends, and we were approached by a vagrant rapscallion who asked us if we would like to smoke a rolled cigarette of marijuana. Being the well-informed and law-abiding citizen I am, I declined, and I am like, soooo sober right now. Seriously, seriously, my friend just asked me what the capital of Vermont was, and I said, "Montpelier". Isn't that OUTRAGEOUSLY COOL? I'm COOL now.

 

P.S.

This is what part of the alphabet would look like if 'Q' and 'R' were missing.

 

P.P.S.

It was a lie!

 

If anyone is wondering what the hell is going on, I'm bored, and I'm sure this topic is better than half of those already here. Also, RIP Mitch Hedburg, I miss you.

Edited by SagaciousKJB

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unopieceo

Good to know. icon14.gif

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makeshyft

Loved the Hedberg reference! tounge.gif

 

I'm sober too. We should hang out and sober the night away.

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Turtle
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Seconded icon14.gif .

 

Best topic ever?

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unopieceo

Could be.

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Hurricane5

And I am so messed up right now.

 

Name it, I've done it tonight. moto_whistle.gif

 

RIP Kevin DuBrow

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Girish
Name it, I've done it tonight. moto_whistle.gif

I hope you didn't kill anyone... sarcasm.gif

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Im Rick James B**ch!

 

Name it, I've done it tonight. moto_whistle.gif

 

Had sex with a man?

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Turtle
Name it, I've done it tonight. moto_whistle.gif

 

Had sex with a man?

He did that ph34r.gif .

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Im Rick James B**ch!

Well that makes two of us.

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TheRoper

Ewwww.

 

 

 

@Sag: I call bullsh*t, man. I know you've been hittin' on the pipe you silly hippie. GET A JOB!

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ceedj
I am so unequivocally sober right now, I was just at my Chess meet with my friends,

I am so sorry to hear that. sad.gif

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beavis

You declined a 'marijuana ciggertte"? That not stoner of you man.

 

well atleast you can sober up and whenever u smoke again, you'll be so high, you'll wish you're sober...ok maybe not, but deal with it. What if the worlds supply weed went out???

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DJDeez

Chance favors the prepared mind.

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Forty

This isn't the best topic ever. That award goes to GhostMann.

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Uno Carb

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Sag, what the hell are you doing?

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Forty

I give this thread two thumbs down icon13.gificon13.gif

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Uno Carb

 

I give this thread two thumbs down icon13.gif  icon13.gif

Yeah. This isn't witty, funny, smooth or awkwardly successful* humor.

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Otter

I disagree, you negative nancies. It's time to celebrate being clear-headed with a steady paycheck and solid plans for the future.

 

F*CK I'S SO CRAZY I BOUGHTZ ME SOME RRSP'S, B*TCHES!

 

Then again, I could really go for a bowl of cheerios and gin right now.

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Uno Carb

EDIT: I lied.

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just another thug

Jobs are for hippies and pot is for squares.

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Exkabewbikadid

 

Dear GTAForums,

 

I am so unequivocally sober right now, I was just at my Chess meet with my friends, and we were approached by a vagrant rapscallion who asked us if we would like to smoke a rolled cigarette of marijuana.  Being the well-informed and law-abiding citizen I am, I declined, and I am like, soooo sober right now.  Seriously, seriously, my friend just asked me what the capital of Vermont was, and I said, "Montpelier".  Isn't that OUTRAGEOUSLY COOL? I'm COOL now.

 

P.S.

This is what part of the alphabet would look like if 'Q' and 'R' were missing.

 

P.P.S.

It was a lie!

 

If anyone is wondering what the hell is going on, I'm bored, and I'm sure this topic is better than half of those already here. Also, RIP Mitch Hedburg, I miss you.

Dear GTAForums,

 

I am so unequivocally lock happy right now, I was just at the locker room with my friends, and we were approached by a vagrant rapscallion who asked us if we would like to free a rolled can of spam. Being the well-informed and law-abiding citizen I am, I declined, and I am like, soooo lock happy right now. Seriously, seriously, my friend just asked me what the capital of Virginia was, and I said, "MIANUS". Isn't that OUTRAGEOUSLY COOL? I'm COOL now.

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