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Ahoy-hoy.

 

Right, I'm Matt, and I am currently undertaking a project/experiment thing concerning happiness. Essentially, for the next 100 days, anything that would make you genuinely happy, I will do. Any suggestions you have, be they serious or spectacular or ridiculous or weird or embarrassing or mental; anything that will make you happy, I will do.

 

It'd make you happy if I spelt out your name in cereal in Trafalgar Square? No worries mate, I'm on it. You want to know what actually happens if you eat Mentos then drink Coke? Fine, if it'll make you happy, I'll do so in a jiffy. You'd be happy if you want to meet up in Starbucks, or you want me to go a day solely eating bacon, or you'd like to see me stuff my shirt with garbage and roll in some raccoons? Then yes, yes, yes; say I, I will do ANYTHING!

 

So how d'you send me your suggestion? Couldn't be easier - simply drop me a mail at [email protected] . I mean, why not? You're sitting there at your computer now, with the power to make me do whatever you want in the name of happiness at your fingertips. In just a click of a button you could be made genuinely happy!

 

It's worth noting I can only do suggestions given to me via e-mail, so there's not much point just leaving your suggestions in the forum comments because ideas will probably go get lost, deleted, forgotten, etc. I've got a wee youtube video, check out - http://youtube.com/watch?v=fYapbkFTaP8 , a blog doing the rounds at http://makingothershappy.blogspot.com , and even my very own forum at http://makeothershappy.proboards91.com . My antics have even made the papers as you can see here - http://www.getreading.co.uk/news/2017/2017...ug_and_be_happy .

 

Go on. Live a little. I'm not a spammer - I'm just a regular joe intent on making strangers happy, and I open the gauntlet to all ideas far and wide... Think what act of whimsy or foolishness might cheer you up, let me know at [email protected] , and watch your crazed suggestion come to life!

 

Cheers.

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I enjoy licking myself for about an hour everyday. It make all warm and fuzzy inside.

 

You must try!!!

Seeing as im not a cat, that might be a bit tricky. If sexual favours and... licking yourself are what really make you happy, fair dos, but let me reiterate i shall perform any single request you ask for, no matter how ridiculous or embarrassing it is, so you can be a bit creative...

 

[email protected]

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You cant even get rid of that bloody roadrunner, you expect us to trust you with anything else?

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Seeing as im not a cat, that might be a bit tricky.

You don't have to be a cat to lick yourself. It is a sincere request of mine that you enjoy licking yourself as much as I do.

 

 

That will be all.

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hmmm.

staple your testicle sack to your leg.

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I think it is a reasonable request. I find this helpful when I need to relieve stress.

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write easytiger on billboard and send me a picture colgate.gif

A fair and decent request mate - I shall do that one as soon as possible. As for stapling my testes to my leg, thats more steve-os area of expertise, but ill see what i can do...

 

any other takers? [email protected]

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As for stapling my testes to my leg, thats more steve-os area of expertise, but ill see what i can do...

lol ok you don't have to do it, since i wouldn't wish that kind of pain on anyone (but it would be funny)

i just thought of a new idea. write "I HAVE AIDS" with a black marker on a white t-shirt and walk around town and see how people react. lol.gif and maybe get some fake blood and put it on the t-shirt. lol.giflol.gif

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As for stapling my testes to my leg, thats more steve-os area of expertise, but ill see what i can do...

lol ok you don't have to do it, since i wouldn't wish that kind of pain on anyone (but it would be funny)

i just thought of a new idea. write "I HAVE AIDS" with a black marker on a white t-shirt and walk around town and see how people react. lol.gif

but you just sent me a mail asking for it!

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I'm afraid not much people here are taking this "research" or whatever into serious recognition...

 

As for me, I don't know. I usually sit in my room all by myself and do various things with the door closed and lights off. No, not that! I usually just play GTA...

 

So what am I saying? Send a video of your real life GTA version on RANDOM PEOPLE! Something so insane, it's epic...

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I'm afraid not much people here are taking this "research" or whatever into serious recognition...

I don't think it's an experiment as on one of his youtube videos he says:

 

 

I'm currently in a bet whereabouts I have to make as many people genuinely happy as possible.
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silvermanblue

Play SAMP, do it. But generaly I am happy fiddling with GTA and fiddling with my G/F. But I catch you "FIDDILING" with my girlfriend to make you "HAPPY" I will rip you're balls off.

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Paint a street bench red and take a picture of it.

 

If you think this is gonna get you arrested, just take a piece of chocolate, put some mustard on it, eat, and tell me what you think about the taste.

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Have your testicles run over by a car and that will make me happy biggrin.gif

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Formerly known as The General

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Have your testicles run over by a car and that will make me happy biggrin.gif

i don't know about him, but i would rather staple my ball sack to my leg than do that. lol.gif

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HolyGrenadeFrenzy

No one has the power to "Make" anyone happy...the most you can do is "invite" them to be happy.

 

'That is the clinical perspective Mr. WiL.E.Coyote.

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this guy just sent me an email about me asking him to staple his ball sack to his leg saying "as soon as i can muster up the gumption i shall do so"

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Go to Subway and order a foot long white bread sub. All meats. Its expensive as hell, and it always confuses the people behind the counter, but take a camera man with you. Order an all meat foot long, eat it, film the whole ordeal and post it on Youtube.

 

I think its great what your doing man smile.gif good luck with it, and I really admire the enthusiam behind it. Just by seeing this posted you've made me happy, but without a request, theres no fun, huh?

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Paint a street bench red and take a picture of it.

 

If you think this is gonna get you arrested, just take a piece of chocolate, put some mustard on it, eat, and tell me what you think about the taste.

Guess what I did today Saget! Your suggestion!

 

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BNR55zRd7lY

 

For all those of you out there whod similarly like their insane or embarrassing request performed and whacked on youtube, let me know:

 

[email protected]

 

Or like Saget just leave a comment in the thread and I'll get straight on it.

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If you havent already watch the 2girls1finger video. and put it on youtube.

Or........hit youself in the nuts with a hammer. tounge.gif

Btw you look like me its sacry cry.gif

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