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-/TNT\-

Official Rap Battle Topic

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TheJonesy
well, i would join, but i can't rhyme a sh*t... confused.gif

Have you even read my rap yet? lol happy.gif

 

It's for fun, man. Feel free to sign up...

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Venom
We had something like this in the Z a couple months back. Needless to say, me and Platty were the masters.

Join us!

If Crayon does, I will.

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60 Cent.

Great, now we need one more person to sign up. Also I was thinking that we should make some sort of rule against users to who don't respond or don't participate in the battles. Like you have 1-2 days to respond or to continue a battle, or your disqualified or something.

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TheJonesy
Great, now we need one more person to sign up. Also I was thinking that we should make some sort of rule against users to who don't respond or don't participate in the battles. Like you have 1-2 days to respond or to continue a battle, or your disqualified or something.

You have the max of 3 days to jump in and give it a go. If not, they are automatically disqualified, meaning their opponent wins. It is everyone's responsability to fufill their agreement to participate. I can't control what happens in your life, but you must take that into consideration.

 

This isn't the end of the world, though. After this, we may start either a second one (recreate the same one: same people, different material) or create one for only people who didn't participate in this one and find the winner then.

 

But we will worry about that when the situation comes. Till then, lets keep this sh*t goin'...

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Blind Joe Death

Haha Funky that sh*t is hilarious, nice work.

 

Anyway I'll sign up so just let us know who I'm versing and I'll spit my verse.

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holy ghost

sign me up please, you cats are coming maaaaaaaad incorrect

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XN22
sign me up please, you cats are coming maaaaaaaad incorrect

i'll take your bitch ass

 

buddy soft as f*ck

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TheJonesy

One of you three may need to sit this one out. We can only fit two more in...

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holy ghost

alls i know is: i'm stayin in.

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XN22
alls i know is: i'm stayin in.

same

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TheJonesy

Well, he isn't on, and I don't know when he'll return, but you two go at it now, if you want...

 

Okay, I'll let TNT decide who the next two are. If we manage to get 3 more people, that would be great.

Edited by TheJonesy

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6ixThousand

ayo, I'm down.

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-/TNT\-

Ok, ya mum and holy ghost are up against each other. XN22 and 6ixThousand: you should try next time.

 

Edited first post with results and added a deadline. Public vote will decide who won in the 3rd battle between me and Funky, please post your opinion. I'd like it if you posted the reason you thought a contestant was better*, it keeps spam posts to minimum and makes my job easier.

 

Saying "they might let me into zaibatsu" is not a plausible reson

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Waddy

Dream on!

 

Anyway, Funks was a clear winner, for me anyway.

Thought his made more sense, im no expert tho.

 

 

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kronos
Damn! That was a real "RAP" battle!!! We want More-More-More!!

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60 Cent.

Funky was going pretty strong in the first part, but the -ation rhyming got annoying. Other than that it was pretty even. I'd give it to TNT, though. I felt as if he was going strong throughout the whole battle.

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blazevski

I was told I suck at writting songs and I don't have time to enter this battle either, but I couldnt resist puttin down a few lines cuz I simply love to do it... now u decide either it sucks or not wink.gif

 

Yo dudes, it's Agent BK rappin it out,

I want to explain who you're messin with!

Let's just say I ain't no boy scout

and my rapping ain't a stinky sh*t!

 

I ain't no black guy and my eyes are blue,

but I can assure you I can rap better than u!

Rhymes i put down, come from my heart,

in case yours don't, don't even start!

 

When I grab a pencil it writes by itself,

I put down what's in my head, what I think!

I dont seperate good and bad like Santa's elf,

I rap it straight, I'll tell you if you stink!

 

I could keep writin this song for hours,

it's as easy as collecting the flowers,

but I think u have picture of who I am,

so either go against me or become my fan wink.gif

 

peace tounge2.gif

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holy ghost
I was told I suck at writting songs and I don't have time to enter this battle either, but I couldnt resist puttin down a few lines cuz I simply love to do it... now u decide either it sucks or not wink.gif

 

Yo dudes, it's Agent BK rappin it out,

I want to explain who you're messin with!

Let's just say I ain't no boy scout

and my rapping ain't a stinky sh*t!

 

I ain't no black guy and my eyes are blue,

but I can assure you I can rap better than u!

Rhymes i put down, come from my heart,

in case yours don't, don't even start!

 

When I grab a pencil it writes by itself,

I put down what's in my head, what I think!

I dont seperate good and bad like Santa's elf,

I rap it straight, I'll tell you if you stink!

 

I could keep writin this song for hours,

it's as easy as collecting the flowers,

but I think u have picture of who I am,

so either go against me or become my fan wink.gif

 

peace tounge2.gif

please

 

please

 

PLEASE tell me this is a joke

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iRloading
Saying "they might let me into zaibatsu" is not a plausible reson

unless your hardcore underground hip-pop like this mad brother~

 

user posted image

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60 Cent.

Please refrain from posting personal pictures in the thread, sir. tounge.gif

 

 

 

No, really.

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6ixThousand

How about me and xn22 battle for the f*ck of it?

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XN22
How about me and xn22 battle for the f*ck of it?

Go for it. You first.

 

Lemme warn you, I haven't written as much as a bar in over 2 years. tounge.gif

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Blind Joe Death
Ok, ya mum and holy ghost are up against each other.

Ok well holy ghost can go first.

 

I'll be lingering in the darkness, waiting.

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Turtle
I was told I suck at writting songs and I don't have time to enter this battle either, but I couldnt resist puttin down a few lines cuz I simply love to do it... now u decide either it sucks or not wink.gif

 

Yo dudes, it's Agent BK rappin it out,

I want to explain who you're messin with!

Let's just say I ain't no boy scout

and my rapping ain't a stinky sh*t!

 

I ain't no black guy and my eyes are blue,

but I can assure you I can rap better than u!

Rhymes i put down, come from my heart,

in case yours don't, don't even start!

 

When I grab a pencil it writes by itself,

I put down what's in my head, what I think!

I dont seperate good and bad like Santa's elf,

I rap it straight, I'll tell you if you stink!

 

I could keep writin this song for hours,

it's as easy as collecting the flowers,

but I think u have picture of who I am,

so either go against me or become my fan wink.gif

 

peace tounge2.gif

please

 

please

 

PLEASE tell me this is a joke

I can't wait until you go HG suicidal.gif

 

I think Funks won in that one. The -ation ryming actually did it for me.

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60 Cent.
I was told I suck at writting songs and I don't have time to enter this battle either, but I couldnt resist puttin down a few lines cuz I simply love to do it... now u decide either it sucks or not wink.gif

 

Yo dudes, it's Agent BK rappin it out,

I want to explain who you're messin with!

Let's just say I ain't no boy scout

and my rapping ain't a stinky sh*t!

 

I ain't no black guy and my eyes are blue,

but I can assure you I can rap better than u!

Rhymes i put down, come from my heart,

in case yours don't, don't even start!

 

When I grab a pencil it writes by itself,

I put down what's in my head, what I think!

I dont seperate good and bad like Santa's elf,

I rap it straight, I'll tell you if you stink!

 

I could keep writin this song for hours,

it's as easy as collecting the flowers,

but I think u have picture of who I am,

so either go against me or become my fan wink.gif

 

peace tounge2.gif

Eh. Better than some people. Good to still see people doing it just for the fun of it. smile.gif

 

 

So what happens in my situation? It's almost 3 days. Do I advance or some sh*t?

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blazevski

okay... so I guess its better for me not to write another rhyme... Actually... what I expected as a replay was some criticisem, but I didn't really expect so unfriendly attitude... ya guys should really read basics of good fashion in case your momas didnt teach u this and apparently they didnt... 60 cent is the only one who probably got the point (in case he wasnt ironical) dozingoff.gif

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meth.

No offense but those first few raps before the TNT/FunkChunk battle were horrible.

 

So here's how I would score it. First round TNT was kinda weak FunkChunk clearly takes it. Second round TNT stepped his game up big time but I'd still give the nod to FunkmasterChunk. His sh*t has madd flow & multies.

 

Take it for what its worth.

 

And if ya need another head I'd be happy to drop some bombs. Took a few of these things back in the day....Cali,Osi,Dub,Mateo,Maceo...good sh*t!

Edited by meth.

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-/TNT\-

blazevski: this ain't the poetry thread. Do I look like f*cking lord Byron to you?

 

60 and TJ advance because the deadline was violated.

 

meth.: you're right, I was trying to rap more than I was trying to get at Funky. The only real bad thing about his rap was the lack of meter. It really put me off, as I couldn't imagine a beat that could go with it. confused.gif And the 1st freestyle he did, it ended a bit suddenly. anyways...

 

Why don't you join in on the next competition?

 

 

 

 

 

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blazevski

 

blazevski: this ain't the poetry thread. Do I look like f*cking lord Byron to you?

 

can't really tell this cuz I can find your photo anywhere... who knows... maybe u do look like him smile.gif

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-/TNT\-

I'm the nukka version of him. minus the gay.

 

I was thinking, perhaps we can scrap my system and make it so that anyone can call another person out, with occasional events? That way, everybody can join and people who disappear don't screw up the system.

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