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-/TNT\-

Official Rap Battle Topic

Recommended Posts

-/TNT\-

 

TT Productions Present

 

 

 

user posted image

Official Rap Battle Topic

 

 

 

Well, can you?

 

Welcome to the Official Rap Battle topic. Here is where you prove that you've got lyrical talent and the wit to beat your opponent down with your rhymes.

 

The DJ is on "vacation," so the beat you use is entirely up to you.

 

Rules

  • No racism will be tolerated. None at all.

     

  • Swear words are allowed, but don't abuse this. Incorporate them in your verse.

     

  • You are limited to at least 16 lines but no more than 24 lines each turn.

     

  • Don't spam. Post ONLY general responses or your rap. No other posting will be alowed.

     

  • You have 3 days to post your freestyle. Fail to do this and you are instantly disqualified.

     

  • Don't take anything seriously. This is for fun, peeps.
What's Goin' Down?

 

This is what is going to happen:

  • Two people, whom are randomly chosen, will be matched up.
  • Both of them get to spit twice, first round has a random begginer while in the second round the roles are alternated and the other MC gets to start first.
  • Winner from each battle advances to the next round against the winner of another battle and so on.
So this is that's what's goin' down. Blast on the fool your against. Show them ya have some balls. And if he is talkin' trash behind ya, get 'em back! And our judges here will vote to decide who's the winner. You think you're good enough? Can you dish the sh*t? Can You Serve It Up?

 

 

Let's spin dat sh*t!

 

1. 60 Cent.

2. FunkyChunky

3. -/TNT\-

4. Randomname01

5. TheJonesy

6. Tommy Corelli

7. ya mum

8. holy ghost

 

Match-Up:

 

Battle #1

60 Cent. vs. Tommy Corelli [complete/60 Cent. advances]

 

Battle #2

TheJonesy vs. Randomname01 [complete/The Jonesy advances]

 

Battle #3

-/TNT\- vs. FunkyChunky [complete/FunkyChunky advances]

 

Battle #4

ya mum vs. holy ghost

Edited by -/TNT\-

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Vanillainy
FunkyChunky signs

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60 Cent.

 

60 Shizzle signs

 

Hope it goes as well as in our forums. smile.gif

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-/TNT\-

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I believe the winner will be decided by both the judge and the response each rap gets from the viewers. Much more democratic that way. tounge.gif I'm adding you two to the roster as well as myself. When we get a couple more people signed up, the dice get a chance to decide who you goes against who.

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Randomname01

Hey sign me up!

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TheJonesy

You knows I will son! icon14.gif

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XN22

Is this mics only?

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Oblivionz
Is this mics only?

 

Don't spam. Post ONLY general responses or your rap.

 

I'm guessing no.

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Tommy Corelli

sign me up

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-/TNT\-

I've added all you guys as well. I'm waiting another 2-3 hours for another 2 participants. Hurry up! smile.gif

 

Okies, first round battles (atm):

 

60 Cent. vs. Tommy Corelli

 

TheJonesy vs. Randomname01

 

-/TNT\- vs. FunkyChunky

 

note: another battle is supposed to happen, but until we get two more contestants... tounge.gif

 

Commence!

 

Edited by -/TNT\-

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TDP992

How is the winner going to be decided? I'm guesing a poll would be best for choosing who wins.

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TheJonesy

 

How is the winner going to be decided? I'm guesing a poll would be best for choosing who wins.

It will be decided in a secretive way...

 

I'll prolly just get some of my friends to vote and average it between other votes

 

All the match-ups shall begin. As soon as the battle has stopped, we will cease until evry battle is surely finish. We vote, then move on.

Edited by TheJonesy

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60 Cent.

Yo dj, spin that sh*t. 23 bars.

 

 

we begin a new chapter

your favorite rapper

is back to bag and jack

on track, not wack

but tommy is

i dissed, and jizzed on him

and all he did was quit

what you doing here if you can't even spit

ima split you wide open

with your cement shoes

touching the bottom of the mothaf*cking ocean

just stop while your ahead

last night one thing led

to another and your girl gave me head

shot a round to the back

watched while she bled to death

now your next

coming our of the projects

with a mentality thats too complex

and a visionary like Malcom X

remember that ima tarker for life

and I really dont give a f*ck

because i go murder mothaf*ckas at night.

Edited by 60 Cent.

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TheJonesy

 

Match-Up:

 

Battle #2

TheJonesy vs. Randomname01

I sees it is my going: (22 lines)

 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 

I like to study philosophy

And I just know you can't beat me

 

Think you're cool keepin' your name anonymous

But you really think you can pwn this?

 

I am T. Jizzle from the crunk-izzle

What exactly is "fershizzle my nizzle?"

 

No matter, I ain't no MC

But believe me;

 

Just go along and flee

You unecessary lump of meat

You'll choke, miss the beat

Any person here will sweep you off your feet

 

So before you spit, ya must consider

Just don't cry, whine and be bitter

 

Just cause you don't win,

Doesn't mean you are littler

 

So I'll put on my game

For this random dude's name

 

If he even tries to say a word

He'll put himself in shame

 

So scrap your raps to the Recyclin' Bin

Cause it's TheJonesy, ftw!

 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 

 

TheJonesy shrugs and pats his hand on his back

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Im Rick James B**ch!

 

Yo dj, spin that sh*t. 23 bars.

 

 

we begin a new chapter

your favorite rapper

is back to bag and jack

on track, not wack

but tommy is

i dissed, and jizzed on him

and all he did was quit

what you doing here if you can't even spit

ima split you wide open

with your cement shoes

touching the bottom of the mothaf*cking ocean

just stop while your ahead

last night one thing led

to another and your girl gave me head

shot a round to the back

watched while she bled to death

now your next

coming our of the projects

with a mentality thats too complex

and a visionary like Malcom X

remember that ima tarker for life

and I really dont give a f*ck

because i go murder mothaf*ckas at night.

awwwww yeeeah! That rhyme was tight dawg. He just got served.

[/"gangsta" talk]

Edited by Im Rick James B**ch!

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TheJonesy
Yo dj, spin that sh*t. 23 bars.

 

 

<Enter sweet rap which was replaced by this cause I hate large quotes, even though this one isn't excessively huge>

biggrin.gif Join in on the fun, yes?

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outcest

SOLID.

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Vanillainy

Me v TNT? Sweet.

 

Ill let TNT go first. biggrin.gif

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Turtle
Yo dj, spin that sh*t. 23 bars.

 

 

<Enter sweet gangster spittin' here>

To be honest I thought those rymes were actualy pretty ill.

 

We don't need 50 (not that we ever did) we got 60.

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-/TNT\-

I grab the mic, time to turn the tables

time to draw the line, exterminate the not able

you looking pale funky, like an old monkey

you failed at life - rehab, and rap soon junky

look at your rhymes, they suck, better grab an eraser

before I come to get you like Pinhead from Hellraiser

I'm ready to attack ya, you whack from all sides

you more sad than your grandma looked when she died

you rap is incoherent, "people say what the f*ck?"

if this was disney then you'd be Donald Duck

you had no streak of luck, you got set up

against a young buck that likes to run randomly, amok

freestylin, conveying his message wildly

all alone in the world, feeling lonely? hardly

without a set course or an ounce of remorse

you think it was bad all along? this is a curse

a scream from you in the middle of the night

the face in your nightmare was mine, yeah right

Try to endure the initial shock and enjoy the flight

my kick sent you to the moon, now comes the big decline, twilight.

 

 

 

 

instrumentals used: Rap Game || D12 & Eminem

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Vanillainy
I grab the mic, time to turn the tables

time to draw the line, exterminate the not able

you looking pale funky, like an old monkey

you failed at life - rehab, and rap soon junky

look at your rhymes, they suck, better grab an eraser

before I come to get you like Pinhead from Hellraiser

I'm ready to attack ya, you whack from all sides

you more sad than your grandma looked when she died

you rap is incoherent, "people say what the f*ck?"

if this was disney then you'd be Donald Duck

you had no streak of luck, you got set up

against a young buck that likes to run randomly, amok

freestylin, conveying his message wildly

all alone in the world, feeling lonely? hardly

without a set course or an ounce of remorse

you think it was bad all along? this is a curse

a scream from you in the middle of the night

the face in your nightmare was mine, yeah right

Try to endure the initial shock and enjoy the flight

my kick sent you to the moon, now comes the big decline, twilight.

 

TNT, as in dynamite?

Prepare for this sh*t, im about to explode like I did on your mother last night.

My lyrical talent causes more impact than a nuclear bomb.

Ill end this sh*t suddenly like the end of Saddam.

Just stop while you can, you're weak, like knees of your gran.

Lyrical hit man, aiming syllables right into your brain.

You will never beat me, ill chew you up like chow mein.

You bore me, like the sh*t on MTV.

Ill stab your whole familly with a used needle contaning HIV.

Behind me I leave scenes of devastation.

Spit what I think without any hesitation.

Your so full of sh*t, you've got constipation.

Shove the mic down your throat hope you die of asphyxiation.

Ill await your next verse with anticipation,

I suggest you come back using your imagination.

Your falling, like heavy precipation.

 

 

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TenaciousD.

We had something like this in the Z a couple months back. Needless to say, me and Platty were the masters.

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iRloading

 

We had something like this in the Z a couple months back. Needless to say, me and Platty were the masters.

master crappers don't make master rappers

unless it's your ass that teach, what the mouth shall preach

 

ph34r.gif

 

i still love you hunnykins

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-/TNT\-

 

I grab the mic, time to turn the tables

time to draw the line, exterminate the not able

you looking pale funky, like an old monkey

you failed at life - rehab, and rap soon junky

look at your rhymes, they suck, better grab an eraser

before I come to get you like Pinhead from Hellraiser

I'm ready to attack ya, you whack from all sides

you more sad than your grandma looked when she died

you rap is incoherent, "people say what the f*ck?"

if this was disney then you'd be Donald Duck

you had no streak of luck, you got set up

against a young buck that likes to run randomly, amok

freestylin, conveying his message wildly

all alone in the world, feeling lonely? hardly

without a set course or an ounce of remorse

you think it was bad all along? this is a curse

a scream from you in the middle of the night

the face in your nightmare was mine, yeah right

Try to endure the initial shock and enjoy the flight

my kick sent you to the moon, now comes the big decline, twilight.

 

TNT, as in dynamite?

Prepare for this sh*t, im about to explode like I did on your mother last night.

My lyrical talent causes more impact than a nuclear bomb.

Ill end this sh*t suddenly like the end of Saddam.

Just stop while you can, you're weak, like knees of your gran.

Lyrical hit man, aiming syllables right into your brain.

You will never beat me, ill chew you up like chow mein.

You bore me, like the sh*t on MTV.

Ill stab your whole familly with a used needle contaning HIV.

Behind me I leave scenes of devastation.

Spit what I think without any hesitation.

Your so full of sh*t, you've got constipation.

Shove the mic down your throat hope you die of asphyxiation.

Ill await your next verse with anticipation,

I suggest you come back using your imagination.

Your falling, like heavy precipation.

Yeah, TNT as in dynamite, TNT you know I'll win this fight

with my dynamite sticks and my powerload

ready to push IT wannabes of the road

you've lost the show, it just shows no creativity

rhyming all the words ending with -ation, you getting me?

I hope my rhyming skills don't hurt our relation

don't affect your honest TNT admiration

the only situation to to achieve salvation

is to quit your job and take a long vacation

to the Neverland ranch you can meet MJ

and his honest, child... caring ways

I'm not impying anything, I just think your easy prey

your style, your flow is so weak it sways

in the stream of solid rhymes I utter

and when your turn comes around, you're only able to stutter

the lack of real style in your verse is gross

my verse is real, your verse is ghosts

the conclusion is drawn, I am simply immense

talk about me is the present for you we use a past tense.

 

TD: wanna join? we need 2 more contestants...

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Vanillainy
I grab the mic, time to turn the tables

time to draw the line, exterminate the not able

you looking pale funky, like an old monkey

you failed at life - rehab, and rap soon junky

look at your rhymes, they suck, better grab an eraser

before I come to get you like Pinhead from Hellraiser

I'm ready to attack ya, you whack from all sides

you more sad than your grandma looked when she died

you rap is incoherent, "people say what the f*ck?"

if this was disney then you'd be Donald Duck

you had no streak of luck, you got set up

against a young buck that likes to run randomly, amok

freestylin, conveying his message wildly

all alone in the world, feeling lonely? hardly

without a set course or an ounce of remorse

you think it was bad all along? this is a curse

a scream from you in the middle of the night

the face in your nightmare was mine, yeah right

Try to endure the initial shock and enjoy the flight

my kick sent you to the moon, now comes the big decline, twilight.

 

TNT, as in dynamite?

Prepare for this sh*t, im about to explode like I did on your mother last night.

My lyrical talent causes more impact than a nuclear bomb.

Ill end this sh*t suddenly like the end of Saddam.

Just stop while you can, you're weak, like knees of your gran.

Lyrical hit man, aiming syllables right into your brain.

You will never beat me, ill chew you up like chow mein.

You bore me, like the sh*t on MTV.

Ill stab your whole familly with a used needle contaning HIV.

Behind me I leave scenes of devastation.

Spit what I think without any hesitation.

Your so full of sh*t, you've got constipation.

Shove the mic down your throat hope you die of asphyxiation.

Ill await your next verse with anticipation,

I suggest you come back using your imagination.

Your falling, like heavy precipation.

Yeah, TNT as in dynamite, TNT you know I'll win this fight

with my dynamite sticks and my powerload

ready to push IT wannabes of the road

you've lost the show, it just shows no creativity

rhyming all the words ending with -ation, you getting me?

I hope my rhyming skills don't hurt our relation

don't affect your honest TNT admiration

the only situation to to achieve salvation

is to quit your job and take a long vacation

to the Neverland ranch you can meet MJ

and his honest, child... caring ways

I'm not impying anything, I just think your easy prey

your style, your flow is so weak it sways

in the stream of solid rhymes I utter

and when your turn comes around, you're only able to stutter

the lack of real style in your verse is gross

my verse is real, your verse is ghosts

the conclusion is drawn, I am simply immense

talk about me is the present for you we use a past tense./color]

Roll up roll up, prepare for the battle of the best.

Niggas using keyboards to put each other to the test.

Where is this going? Who the f*ck knows.

All I know is TNT has weak flows.

Ill make you bow down and lick my f*cking toes.

Im typing at a veloctiy that made Bill Gates froze.

Swtiching up the style, from serious to humorous.

Internet emcees I see fronting? Numerous.

Got more lyrics than Africa has AIDs.

Slice off your head with a rusty spade.

That should stop your mouth from embarking on sh*tty crusades.

Easy prey? Who me?

Open up your eyes, ill impale them with golf tees.

Pull off your limbs and leave you bobbing in the dead sea.

Simply immense, give it a rest, please!

You're weaker than cream cheese.

Now shut the f*ck up while I catch some Z's.

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Mand'alor
Got more lyrics than Africa has AIDs.

Now I'm not into rap at all, but that line alone wins that battle. lol.gif

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60 Cent.

 

To be honest I thought those rymes were actualy pretty ill. We don't need 50 (not that we ever did) we got 60.

Thanks bro. tounge.gif

 

Just have to wait now until Tommy raps. Oh, and that battle between TNT and Funk3h was great! Fantastic job both of you. icon14.gif

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-/TNT\-
To be honest I thought those rymes were actualy pretty ill. We don't need 50 (not that we ever did) we got 60.

Thanks bro. tounge.gif

 

Just have to wait now until Tommy raps. Oh, and that battle between TNT and Funk3h was great! Fantastic job both of you. icon14.gif

Yeah, it was pretty awesome. But I made a mistake. Funky Should've started the second round. Meh. tounge.gif

 

As for you, I don't know what Tommy is gonna come up with to go against that. <3 Now get on SA-MP.

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TheJonesy
We had something like this in the Z a couple months back. Needless to say, me and Platty were the masters.

Join us!

 

 

TheJonesy tries his new hypnotic powers to persuade TD which he learned fro YouTube

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well, i would join, but i can't rhyme a sh*t... confused.gif

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