THE CHAIN STORY

[mark-2007]

They drive along to Ganton and see loads of dead homies. GSF bodies were strewn across the streets in a kind of horrific decoration. Sweet pulls up to a GSF homie who is busy cowering behind a wall and simultaneously pissing himself.

 

"Hey busta! What happened here?" Sweet hollered out to him.

"T... th... there was a... ali..." He stuttered back.

" - ALIENS?!" Sweet interrupted.

"No you f*cking idiot, there ain't no such thing as aliens," the piss-riddled guy said angrily. "No, Aileen the Vago Queen came by and with a huge army of Vagos and it was a massacre."

 

Enraged, CJ then let out a roar and:

 

- yelled "This is WAR!"

- yelled "I'm hungry again!"

- screamed like a little girl and hid, whilst Sweet and the rest took the fight to the Vagos.

[xNamexTakenx]

CJ yelled, "I'm hungry again!" Sweet replied, "Well, I'm thirsty. For Vagos blood!" CJ and Sweet shook on it. "Damn straight, homie," answered CJ. They let Big Smoke and Ryder go home, because they were too full. Then, they each took a ride and recruited some homies. Then, they went to Vagos territory. Then, what happened?

 

1. Vagos were expecting the attack and set up roadblocks.

2. Vagos didn't expect the attack, so CJ killed a few and the others started running away, squealing like a Japanese school girl.

3. Vagos rigged the roadside with satchel charges.

[Usherber]

The Vagos rigged the place with satchel charges so Cj shouted everybody out! and a huge explosion took place where the charges were. Some druged Vagos were standing there so they were killed, the Vago leader got so pissed off that he started shooting Cj and Sweet with:

- a crappy pistol.

- a SMG

- an AK

- A Rocket Launcher

[mark-2007]

He shot at them with a rocket launcher. Sweet sped away but CJ was trapped in an alley way, with the crazed rocket launcher armed man ahead, taking aim. CJ slammed on the reverse, the Vago fired the rocket, it was getting closer and closer. CJ got out the alley and handbrake turned to avoid the rocket, he sped away and back to the Grove to get:

 

- reenforcements as the Vagos were well equipped

- a Rhino tank for himself, a Hunter chopper for Sweet and a Hydra jet for Big Bear

- his munch on! Burger Shot, here I come!

[xNamexTakenx]

CJ gets a Rhino for himself, a Hunter for Sweet and a Hydra for Big Bear. They all had to steal these from a military base. But, they managed. Then, they arrived in Vagos territory. What happened next?

 

1. Sweet was shot down by a rocket launcher.

2. The battle begun and CJ and his team destroyed everybody!

3. Big Bear crashed into the Vagos, doing a suicide bombing.

[mark-2007]

Sweet was shot down by a rocket launcher. His Hunter dropped out of the sky, spiralling into a block of apartments. Sweet ejected from the helicopter, but bullets tore through his parachute. He landed in a tree, unconscious. Meanwhile, Big Bear performed swoops and launched rockets across El Corona, whilst CJ blasted his way through roadblocks supportewd by FSF members behind him. They raged their way through Vagos 'hoods. Once finished they:

 

- Went on to Ballas territory

- Went back to the Grove for a party

- Looked for Sweet, who had been kidnapped by surviving Vagos.

[Usherber]

Once finished they went looking for Sweet, who had been kidnapped by surviving Vagos. It turns out that they took him to Area 69 on the desert so CJ went there and found out that it was full of Vagos with Ak's, so CJ:

 

- said "Sweet will get out by himself".

- decided to sneak in and rescue Sweet alone.

- called Woozie for backup to rescue Sweet.

[xNamexTakenx]

CJ decides to sneak in alone. All he needs is a knife and a silenced 9mm, and he's got 'em. The first few guards had their back to him. He used stealth to go up to them and slit their throats. Blood gushed everywhere! After killing a few, he got out his silenced 9mm. One guard turned toward his direction, but before he could sound the alarm, CJ shot 3 times, in the chest. He went down. Then, what happened?

 

1. Other Vagos found out what was happening and ran towards CJ, trying to kill him.

2. CJ killed all of the guards and made it to where Aileen was keeping Sweet.

3. A car was coming towards CJ. He gets run over, but gets to his feet again.

[Minigun22]

2. CJ killed all of the guards and made it to where Aileen was keeping Sweet.

 

"Sweet!" CJ shouted. They both escaped the small area with jetpacks, and then, when they where in the camp again, the both stole tanks. "Keep up!" Sweet shouted. They both took there tanks to Verdant Meadows, where CJ found a buyer for them.

 

Later,:

 

1( Woozie comes

2( Guppy comes

3( A mob guy comes

[xNamexTakenx]

Woozie comes. "Hey, Carl," says Woozie. "I'd like to buy these tanks." Sweet is confused. "Why," he asks. "So, that I can control San Fierro," answers Woozie. "Those damn Rifa are trying to take over our turf!" Then, what happens?

 

1. Woozie doesn't offer them enough, so Sweet refuses.

2. Some government agents ambush CJ's airstrip and steal the tanks.

3. CJ agrees. But, when Woozie takes the tanks to San Fierro, the cops arrest Woozie.

[mark-2007]

CJ agrees. But, when Woozie takes the tanks to San Fierro, the cops arrest Woozie. The tanks are taken to the SFPD compound and Woozie kept in custody. CJ and Sweet break into the compound to steal the tanks back. However, once inside they:

 

- see that the Rifa have beaten them to it, the tanks are gone!

- see a whole load of police officers facing them, guns drawn.

- see some police cars open, CJ calls for GSF homies to come and, together, they take away the tanks and police cars and begin planning a heist.

[xNamexTakenx]

CJ and Sweet see a whole load of police officers facing them, guns drawn. They all had shotguns. Then, a shootout started! CJ and Sweet jumped to get cover and started firing their Micro SMGs. They each hit one policeman. They went down. 5 more remained. Then, what happened?

 

1. One policeman fired at an explosive barrel. The aftermath of the explosion hit CJ, injuring him.

2. The policemen were firing like crazy. They hit Sweet in the shoulder.

3. CJ takes down all of the policemen, single-handedly. Then, they take the tanks to break Woozie out of jail.

[mark-2007]

One policeman fired at an explosive barrel. The aftermath of the explosion hit CJ, injuring him. He staggered back behind a police car as Sweet fired on, blazing gun in one hand whilst he dialled in some GSF back-up with the others. Sweet fended off the policemen, who were gathering in numbers, then the GSF came with some Triads, who wanted to get Wu Zi Mu out of custody. A huge gunfight ensued. This culminated in:

 

- a grenade was lobbed into the police crowd, killing all the officers

- a Triad stole the guarded tanks and killed the police officers

- the gang were overwhelmed and the police officers rounded all the gang members up and threw them in cells.

[xNamexTakenx]

They escape. It turns out the gang who broke open the Securicar was the Varrios Los Aztecas. Cesar is leading them. "Hey, holmes," Cesar says to CJ. "I heard you were all in jail, so I wanted to break you out." CJ thanked him and him and Sweet were on their way. They called it a night and decided to lay low over at the Grove. But, what happens?

 

1. CJ gets a call saying that Woozie was attacked on his way back to Las Venturas.

2. CJ hears gunshots and goes outside. It turns out that some Ballas came in Grove Street and did some drive-bys on GSF homies.

3. CJ and Sweet get in a car accident on their way home.

[Benjimino234]

Sorry I haven't been that active anywho

 

Cj calls 911 anyway and when the ambos came they had a suspicion of Cj and when they docked Sweet into the ambo CJ ran but where...

 

• Grove st
• Airport
• His Vinewood safehouse
• Anywhere away from cops

[xNamexTakenx]

CJ runs anywhere away from the cops. He runs really fast to a secluded area. He stops to catch a breathe, but he hears a voice behind his back, saying, "Yo, you want some stuff?" CJ turns to see a drug dealer, offering him drugs. What happens next?

 

1. CJ replies, "f*ck off!" Then, he gets out an uzi and blasts the fool. He collects all his money and gun. Then, his wanted level comes back on.

2. CJ tries to mug the guy by pointing an uzi at him. But, the drug dealer retaliates and starts firing at CJ.

3. CJ says, "f*ck this," and walks away. Then, he calls Sweet over at the hospital, to see if everything's alright.

[sanandreas luva101]

Cj trys to mug the drug dealer but he retaliates and starts firing at CJ but he ducks behind a car and the drug dealer shot through the window of the car injuring CJ so now CJ is holding his arm and the drug dealer is walking towards the car.When:

1.CJ roles under the car and when the drug dealer comes he runs the other way

2.CJ gets shot

3.CJ shoots the f*cker but gets even more injured

Edited January 27, 2008 by sanandreas luva101

[xNamexTakenx]

CJ shoots the f*cker, but gets even more injured. He tries phoning Sweet, bu there's no answer. "f*ck!" He walks along the street and tries to j-walk, because there's no one there. Suddenly, a low-rider full of Ballas runs CJ over. CJ then dies and respawns at the hospital. What happens next?

 

1. CJ sees Sweet waiting to pick him up. Then, they immediately get some food.

2. CJ is very angry and tries to find some Ballas, so that he could get a weapon and cause havoc!

3. CJ's bored, so he punches a ped. Suddenly, he gets a wanted level. A policeman comes after CJ.

[Benjimino234]

OH NOES 2nd page?!?!? AHHHHHHH

 

OT

 

CJ is angry and then he runs to the airport and hijacks a dodo then he wielded a gun to it with the help of Zero who came to visit and Cj and Zero hopped in and shot tonns of ballas at Glen Park

 

• Police choppers come
• The gun has no ammo
• Zero get's airsick
• The plane is running low of petrol

[xNamexTakenx]

EDIT: CJ gets a wanted level, so him and Zero fly for a long time, away from the madness. Their wanted level goes down, but they are running out of fuel! They crash land and when they wake up, they end up...

 

1. On Mount Chiliad. Then, they steal the all-terrain vehicles and make their way to San Fierro.

2. In Area 69. They try getting out, but the whole army is after them!

3. On the Las Venturas Airport's runway. They try getting away, because there's a plane about to land.

Edited January 31, 2008 by xNamexTakenx

[Usherber]

They crash land and when they wake up, they end up on Mount Chiliad. Then, they steal the all-terrain vehicles and make their way to San Fierro.

CJ leaves Zero in his shop and then goes to the Doherty garage to grab a car. When walking towards the car an angry ped shoots to death at another ped who accidentaly scratched his car, and a nearby cop sees CJ standing there so tries to arrest CJ, but CJ:

- Says "Screw You!" and runs away.

- Shoots the cop in his left arm giving him a 2 wanted star level

- Doesn't respond and gets arrested.

[xNamexTakenx]

CJ says, "screw you!" and runs away. Then, the cop gets on his motorcycle and speeds toward CJ. He starts shooting and CJ gets a few wounds. But, CJ says, "f*ck this!" and shoots the cop with his uzi. Then, he steals his motorcycle. He now has a 2 star wanted level. What does he do?

 

1. He goes to Wang Cars, since it is nearby. He steals his own car and resprays it in the local Pay N Spray. Then, he mods it in Wheel Arch Angels.

2. CJ makes the whole SFPD come after him, in a city-wide police chase.

3. CJ goes to Easter Basin Airport and gets a flight to Los Santos.

[daviescirca93]

CJ decides to go Wang Cars, since it is nearby. He steals his own car and resprays it in the local Pay N Spray. Then, he mods it in Wheel Arch Angels. With his new modded Jester he decides to take his car for a drifting session down Missionary Hill, but CJ hasn't got a very high Driving Skill. As he powerslides round a bend he overshoots it flying off the edge of the hill, CJ plummets down the sheer drop screaming "I HATE GRAVITY!!!" and ________?

 

1. Lands on his roof, the car lights up in flames and explodes with him in it.

2. CJ just escapes from the car and is now lost.

3. He bails out of the car and falls to death. He respawns at the hospital.

[sanandreas luva101]

Cj lands on the roof and the car explodedwith him in it for once Cj doesn't die he found himself a bit lost so hes woundering around when he hears someone saying "hey dude you got a car?" Cj replies "what do you think?" so dude says "have mine!" now CJ is bit suspicious but he takes the car anyways so he finds a road and is driving by the beach when......

1.The car makes a beeping sound and the car had a bomb in it

2.CJ sees one of Zero's R.C(LOL) planes coming towards him and it smashes through the windscreen

3.CJ had a flat tire

[binky]

CJ has a flat tire. Sick of his bad luck, he exits the vehicle, puts on his joke glasses and stops at the barber for an awesome mohawk. Upon leaving the barber he gets nudged by an elvis impersonator and begins to beat the king to death with a giant dildo. A cop who was riding by on a police motorcycle takes one look at Cj and begins to discharge his pistol at cj's head.

Does Cj

 

A. run towards the cop brandishing the giant dildo

 

B. drop into a crouched stance and fire off an expertly aimed shot between the officer's eyes with his pistol

 

C. circle around the motorcycle and steal it while the cop screams for backup

 

D. Take a picture of the cop to give to Maccer

[xNamexTakenx]

CJ circles around the motorcycle, while the cop screams for back-up. The cop tries running after him, but CJ gets away. He goes on the highway. The wanted level dies down, so now he decides to go to Las Venturas. When he gets there, he does what?

 

1. Goes to the Four Dragons Casino to see his friend, Woozie.

2. Goes to Caligula's Casino to kill some Leones.

3. Decides to drive really fast on the Strip.

[VICECITYVIPER]

CJ circles around the motorcycle, while the cop screams for back-up. The cop tries running after him, but CJ gets away. He goes on the highway. The wanted level dies down, so now he decides to go to Las Venturas. When he gets there, he does what?

 

1. Goes to the Four Dragons Casino to see his friend, Woozie.

2. Goes to Caligula's Casino to kill some Leones.

3. Decides to drive really fast on the Strip.

CJ drives to Caligula Casino, but is confronted by Salvatore and Toni Cipriani, Carl quickly

 

- Jumps behind the nearest garbage bin and takes cover

- Introduces himself to Toni

- Enters the casino

[xNamexTakenx]

Introduces himself to Toni. "Hey, man," says CJ. "I am Carl Johnson. Nice to meet you." Toni looks at him and then gestures to a Leone standing by. "Get this piece of sh*t out of my face!" 2 Leones grab CJ. Then, Salvatore says, "I have a better idea. Throw him off the building." The 2 Leones take CJ to the roof. But, what happens?

 

1. The Leones throw CJ off the roof and he falls to his death.

2. CJ falls, but lands on a plane. Then, he gets in and drives the plane away.

3. CJ elbows one guy in the face. Then, the other takes out a gun, but CJ uses one Leone as a human shield. Then, a brawl takes place.

 

[sanandreas luva101]

CJ elbows one guy in the face. Then, the other takes out a gun, but CJ uses one Leone as a human shield. Then, a brawl takes place.The other leone is still aiming at CJ no one is moving.Cj looks to his left and sees salvatore looking at him in an angry way looks to his right and sees Toni looking the way as Sal.There was a long silence untilo the leone that CJ was holding gave him a kid in the nuts then CJ lets go of the leone holding his d*ck tightly until hes shot in the shoulder and falls off the building CJ is plummeting to his death screaming "f*ck GRAVITY!" until.....

 

1.CJ hit one of those moving balconys that clen the windows (forgot the name)

2.CJ hits a car and dies and the car doors fall off LOL stowaway

3.CJ grabs onto a helicopter climbs inside and he can see Woozie

[xNamexTakenx]

CJ grabs onto a helicopter and climbs aboard. Inside, he sees Woozie. "Need a hand?" Asks Woozie. "Thanks, man," replies CJ. "Aiight, let's get these sons of bitches!" Woozie takes the chopper higher and higher until he's over the roof. Then, CJ mini-guns all the Leones standing there. When they're all dead, CJ is gunning for Salvatore and Toni...

 

1. But, only hits Toni's shoulder. Then, Woozie flies the helicopter away, as some LSPD choppers arrive.

2. But, a rocket hits the helicopter. It turns out that a Leone still survived and took out a rocket launcher.

3. But, Sal and Toni jump off the other side of the building and get away, as they parachute to the ground.