flicko Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 this is a thread for people to post in there favourite quotes from either movies or t.v shows..heres a couple of mine: neg from balls of steel after he did the urban sports when he ran to the burger bar he went inside and said " ill have a chicken royale n sum fackin diddy donuts" in a right accent was p*ss funny! another one was on ace ventura when a woman says to ace"do you want me to make your life a living hell?" and ace replies with " gee i dont think i'm quite ready for a relationship but thanks for the offer" post yours here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nikofan112 Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 From Ichi the Killer, when hes painfully interrogating the guy and when he is asked what he's doing he replies "just a little torture." Greatest example of Dark Comedy ever. (My favorite kind of comedy.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chillwinston8717 Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 My favourite quote is from Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels 'Chill, Winston'. My dad used to always say it to me when I was younger, and I never knew what it was from until I watched LS&2SB with him. Now I just like it, and made it my account name Also, a quote from Pulp Fiction 'Thats pride f*cking with you. f*ck Pride! Pride only hurts, it never helps'- is a damn true quote! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicko Posted October 4, 2007 Author Share Posted October 4, 2007 My favourite quote is from Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels 'Chill, Winston'. My dad used to always say it to me when I was younger, and I never knew what it was from until I watched LS&2SB with him. Now I just like it, and made it my account name Also, a quote from Pulp Fiction 'Thats pride f*cking with you. f*ck Pride! Pride only hurts, it never helps'- is a damn true quote! so thats y the name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XN22 Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 9:13, Personal note: When I was a little kid my mother told me not to stare into the sun. So once when I was six, I did. The doctors didn't know if my eyes would ever heal. I was terrified, alone in that darkness. Slowly daylight crept in through the bandages, and I could see, but something else had changed inside of me. That day I had my first headache. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryunday Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 (edited) I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. Got to love the classics. Edited October 5, 2007 by Ryunday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodfatherITB Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. Got to love the classics. I support this message. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigmitchbaker Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 this town is like one big pussy waiting to get f*cked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willgtavcs Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 boh3m3: you are not your f#*king movie quotes scarface:say hello to my lil friend/ f*ck (+200 the godfather: offer he cant refuse godfather 2: keep your friend close but your enemies closer godfather 3: as soon as i get out they pull me strait back in the simpsons: doh die hard: yippee ki ay mother f*cker tenacios d pod: the whole movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icarus Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 I always liked this quote from Rules of Engagement: Colonel T.L. Childers (played by Samuel L. Jackson): "You think there's a script for fighting a war without pissing somebody off? Follow the rules and nobody gets hurt? Yes, innocent people probably died - innocent people always die." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicko Posted October 5, 2007 Author Share Posted October 5, 2007 cant forget this off team america--so inspirational Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovy Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 "Game over man, game over" Bill Paxton FTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarface187 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 "Game over man, game over" Bill Paxton FTW. "We're on an express elevator to hell! Going down!" God that movie is so great. So great I decided f*ck the quadrilogy and just got the two disc special edition of Aliens. I'll just get Alien too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crokey Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Snatch US Customs Official: "Anything to declare" Avi: "Yeah, don't go to England" Men In Black Agent K: "The People are dumb, panicky, dangeous animals and you know it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovy Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 God that movie is so great. So great I decided f*ck the quadrilogy and just got the two disc special edition of Aliens. I'll just get Alien too. I just bought that Aliens 2 disc a few days ago. The making of on disc 2 is a f*cking monster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincent Alfano Posted October 6, 2007 Share Posted October 6, 2007 "Son, if there's anything I've learnt in life it's to not say anything, don't rock the boat. Don't even get in the boat, just buy some ice cream and walk around the pier, but don't go in the bathrooms they're filthy!" - Homer Jay Simpson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Benway Posted October 6, 2007 Share Posted October 6, 2007 Doc Brown (Back to the future part 2): "The time-traveling is just too dangerous. Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe: women!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicko Posted October 6, 2007 Author Share Posted October 6, 2007 couple of simpsons-- lisa:"the next time we go to sleep we could die" grandpa:"welcome to my world"(falls to sleep) -------------------------------------------------------------- when homer has his license taken away, he tries to drive his car- lisa:"dad you can't drive!" homer:"it's worth a try, (starts car up)...it worked!!!" -------------------------------------------------------------- homer:"you're the most afiliated family iv'e ever been associated with!" -------------------------------------------------------------- homer:"the sun, thats the hottest place on earth!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colanbarry Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 300 King Leonidas: Dilios, I trust that "scratch" hasn't made you useless. Dilios: Hardly, my lord, it's just an eye. The gods saw fit to grace me with a spare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:R2D2:. Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 9:13, Personal note: When I was a little kid my mother told me not to stare into the sun. So once when I was six, I did. The doctors didn't know if my eyes would ever heal. I was terrified, alone in that darkness. Slowly daylight crept in through the bandages, and I could see, but something else had changed inside of me. That day I had my first headache. Great film for sure. I love this whole scene from The Insider: ☆☆☆☆☆ nite nite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicko Posted October 16, 2007 Author Share Posted October 16, 2007 vinnie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jelly Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicko Posted October 16, 2007 Author Share Posted October 16, 2007 always wanted to watch Ronin, what's it like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andyzoot Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Has anyone mentioned "Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jelly Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 always wanted to watch Ronin, what's it like? It's about the spy trade during the post-cold war pre-terrorist paranoia period, agents of the former blocs selling their trade skills to the highest bidder. Lots of twists and betrayal, very good driving scenes and gunfights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicko Posted October 16, 2007 Author Share Posted October 16, 2007 always wanted to watch Ronin, what's it like? It's about the spy trade during the post-cold war pre-terrorist paranoia period, agents of the former blocs selling their trade skills to the highest bidder. Lots of twists and betrayal, very good driving scenes and gunfights. hmm sounds interesting, might rent it out tonight.These sort of films always appeal to me, gotta love the driving scenes and gunfights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowsfall6 Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Evil Jared from the bloodhound gang. (after breaking a car) "dont worry i can fix it...my father is a TV repair man, he has the ultimate collection of tools" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanilla Shake Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Dante: "37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"Customer: "In a row?" Clerks. TC718 / <629 / CF5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TubbyJ Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Has anyone mentioned "Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight?" I love that one. My list is huge, and it's mostly from gangster movies (my favorite genre): Scarface -Manolo "What do you want then, Tony?" -Tony "I want what's coming to me." -Manolo "Oh, what's that?" -Tony "The world, chico, and everything in it." -Frank Lopez to Tony "Never underestimate THE OTHER GUYS GREED!" -Frank (again) "Never get high off your own supply, of course not everyone follows the rules." -Tony "Y'know what a chazzer is, Frank? It's a pig that don't fly straight." -Alejandro Sosa to Tony "Don't f*ck me, don't you ever try to f*ck me." -Tony's whole "Say goodnight to the bad guy" speech. -Tony, after shooting Sosa's assassin "I told you, but no you wouldn't listen! You stupid f*ck, look at you now!" -Tony "Say hello to my little friend!" -Tony "You're gonna need a whole f*cking army to take me" (I know almost the whole movie by heart, if you haven't figured that out yet) The Godfather Trilogy -Amerigo Bonasera "I believe in America." -Tom Hagen "No Sicilian can refuse a request on his daughter's wedding day." -Don Corleone "I'll make him an offer he can't refuse." -Tom Hagen "It's an old Sicilian message, Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes." -Pete Clemenza "Leave the gun, take the canolis." -Sonny Corleone "Where's Paulie?" -Pete Clemenza "Oh Paulie, you won't be seein' him no more." -Sonny "I won't someone good to plant that gun. I don't want my brother comin' out that stall with just his dick in his hand, alright?" -Sonny "You ever hit my sister again, I'll kill ya." -Sonny, at the toll booth "That sonnofabitch, that sonnofabitch." -Don Corleone's speech to the other don's of the country "But if my son were to be hit by lightning and die, I would blame some of the men in this room." -Don Corleone "I always hoped that one day you would be the one pulling the strings." -Michael Corleone "Don't ever take sides against the family again." -Michael Corleone, after kissing Fredo "I know it was you, Fredo, and you broke my heart." -Michael Corleone "Keep your friends close but your enemies closer." The Departed -Frank Costello "When you're young they give you two choices: be a cop or a criminal. But when you're staring down the barrel of a loaded gun, what's the difference?" -Frank Costello, sniffs the room "I smell a rat." Goodfellas -Henry Hill "Ever since I was a kid I knew I wanted to be a gangster." -Tommy "You think I'm funny?" -Henry "Right then and there I knew I was never going to come back from Tampa." (Screw it, they're all gangster movie quotes, maybe post some other quotes later) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathdealer Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 the punisher Frank Castle: Howard Saint. Howard Saint! Howard Saint: [saint stops fleeing] Frank Castle: You took everything from me. Howard Saint: You killed my son. John Saint: [inside the club] No! [muffled explosion] Frank Castle: Both of them. The Punisher: I have work to do. Read your newspaper everyday and you'll understand. Joan: Which section? The Punisher: The obituaries. Joan: Say you kill them all — what then? What makes you any different from them? Castle: They have something to lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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