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Pick a fight with a ped


punknoodle
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Hello everybody...

Some of you out there may not be aware that

most (if not all) pedestrians have quite a lot of

interesting and hilarious things to say when you

pick a fight with them (with your fists) and THEY FIGHT BACK.

 

Your first impulse is to put them out of their

misery before they can hurt you but just hop

on a car or a wall or let them "whale away" on

ya and listen to what they say...you can always

delay their execution.

 

Some of my favs....in Ganton right outside

savehouse...

The black chick with the dark 00 t-shirt and

a reddish beret (I think)

The old black wino "Cletus" with his belly

hanging out (he says his name somwhere

in there)

 

In the country...Blueberry, Montgomery,

Palomino creek

the cute busty high pitched voiced girl WITH

THE COWBOY HAT...she's a gem!

Also any of the old ladies.

 

IN San Fierro...

The "keep out god is playing with us" guy...

About the funniest...he can be found on strip

outside Zero's or Hashbury or in between them

or at the Burger Shot thats right there just to

the south. Keep looking for him...he will

spawn...I never have any trouble finding him.

 

Have a nice GTA day!

Edited by punknoodle
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  • 1 month later...

The cops also say funny things. If you punch them they will only attack you with their stick. One once said "first I'm gonna kick your @$$, then I'm gonna f^ck it"

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