Expect the unexpected

[Leprechaun]

Prologue

 

It is 2002. The place is Little Italy, New York, New York City. Carl Silverman, a tall muscular Caucasian-American man who had black hair and blue eyes rushed out of the bank’s fire exit after having committed a heist with his friends. He was wearing a brown leather jacket, a blue t-shirt and blue jeans. As Carl rushed round a corner, he came face-to-face with his lover Calita Ramirez who was a tall skinny Colombian woman. She had brown hair and green eyes. She was wearing a black t-shirt which was showing off some tattoos and blue jeans.

“Sorry, Carl. I’m an ambitious woman. And you, you’re just small time” said Calita Ramirez.

Calita then fired a bullet at Carl which sent him crashing to the ground. Calita then ran off to their getaway car and got in. Miguel Escobar was the driver of the getaway car. He was a tall muscular Colombian man who had slicked black hair and blue eyes. He was wearing a black leather jacket, a black t-shirt and black pants. Surprisingly, Calita didn’t kill Miguel but allowed himself to drive her away from the bank.

 

Give me New York

 

A day later, a Police Convoy holding Carl, a bald African-American man named Marty and an old Pakistani gentleman was travelling to the US Courthouse. Marty was a bald African-American man who had blue eyes. The old Pakistani gentleman was tall and had grey hair and black eyes. Suddenly the convoy was ambushed by the Colombian Cartel. After the Colombian Cartel commandos who were wearing khaki outfits had kidnapped the old Pakistani gentleman they drove away to their hideout. After the kidnapping, Carl and Marty knocked out the convoy driver and took the set of keys he had on him which they used to open their handcuffs. Carl and Marty then spotted a bomb in the middle of the Manhattan Bridge. Quickly, Carl and Marty started to sprint down the other side of the bridge. As they did that the bomb went off causing a massive explosion and making the centre structure of the bridge fall into the ocean below.

“I know a place on the edge of Little Italy where we can lay low. My hands are sore so you better drive, brother” said Marty.

“OK” replied Carl.

Carl and Marty both got into a nearby abandoned blue Saab together. Carl started the engine and proceeded towards Marty’s hideout. Fifteen minutes later, Carl parked the blue Saab outside Marty’s hideout.

“This is the place right here, let's get off the street and find a change of clothes!” said Marty.

Both escaped convicts exited the blue Saab and went into the hideout to change their clothes. After changing their clothes and entering the blue Saab again, Marty said “I know this guy, he's connected and his name is Lou Gotti. He owns the well-known strip club which is called the Metro Club. Let’s head over there right now”.

Carl obeyed and proceeded over towards the strip club which was called the Metro Club. As Carl parked the blue Saab outside Lou Gotti’s strip club, he noticed a flashing neon sign that read ‘The Metro Club’. Carl then followed Marty round to the deliveries entrance to the strip club.

 

Lou Gotti the Pimp

 

“Wait here man while I go in and talk to Lou Gotti” said Marty.

Marty then walked through the strip club deliveries entrance and closed the door behind him. Ten minutes later, two Italian men came out of the strip club via the deliveries entrance. One Italian man was tall but the other man was small. The tall Italian man had blond hair and green eyes while the small Italian man had brown hair and brown eyes. Both men were wearing black pinstriped suits.

Carl greeted both men.

“I’m Mickey Lanza, the Lombardo Family’s senior Capo” said the tall Italian man.

“I’m Lou Gotti, the Lombardo Family’s Consigliere. Marty got some business upstairs. Maybe you can do me a favor. One of my girls needs a ride so grab a car and pick up Veronica from the clinic. Then bring her back here. Remember no one messes with my girls! So keep your hands on the wheel! If you don't mess this up, maybe there'll be more work for you. Now get out of here!” said the small Italian man.

“Yes, sir” replied Carl.

Carl then left Lou Gotti and Mickey Lanza and proceeded towards the clinic via his blue Saab. While en route to the clinic, Carl turned on the radio and heard the afternoon news: “New York is in shock today, as the police and emergency services deal with the aftermath, of a devastating attack on a police convoy this morning. As yet, no details have been released about the prisoners being transferred in the convoy, and no organization has claimed responsibility. A convoy left police headquarters early this morning, for a routine transfer of felons to the US Courthouse. The attack took place on the Manhattan Bridge, leaving few witnesses and the bridge itself, severely damaged. Some of the convicts are thought to have perished in the explosion that followed the initial attack. Revelations as to the professionalism of the attack, struck police hours afterward, when identification of the missing felons were further hampered by an attack by computer hackers on police headquarters databases. With the Holland Tunnel-project falling behind schedule and the Lincoln Tunnel being refitted, this disaster leaves Little Italy isolated from the rest of the city except from Midtown”. Ten minutes later after listening to the news broadcast, Carl picked up Lou Gotti’s girl called Veronica. Veronica was a tall skinny Caucasian-American woman who had blonde hair and brown eyes. She was wearing a red top and grey skirt.

“Hi, I'm Veronica” said the tall skinny girl with blonde hair and brown eyes.

Carl then took Veronica back to Lou’s strip club. After dropping Veronica off, Carl decided to drive around the area to familiarize himself with the district’s main points of interest.

 

ORCHID

 

The next day early in the evening, Carl visited Lou at his strip club in Little Italy. Upon his arrival, Carl saw Lou smoking a cigarette.

“Carl, there is a new drug on the street called ORCHID. It seems some wise guy's been introducing it to my girls down in Little Italy’s Industrial Park. I want you to take this baseball bat and teach the dealer a lesson” said Lou.

Lou then gave Carl a baseball bat.

“Yes, sir” replied Carl.

Carl then left Lou standing on his own again and proceeded towards Little Italy’s Industrial Park via his blue Saab. Half an hour later, Carl pulled into Little Italy’s Industrial Park and saw the ORCHID dealer chatting to two of Lou’s girls. After parking his blue Saab, Carl exited it and approached the ORCHID dealer from behind. After sneaking up on the unexpected ORCHID dealer Carl pulled out his baseball bat and hit the ORCHID dealer over the head. After making sure there weren’t anymore ORCHID dealers scattered round the Industrial Park, Carl phoned Lou to report his progress. After phoning Lou, Carl got back into his blue Saab and headed towards the nearby drive-thru to get a takeaway.

 

Mutilating Mike Falcone

 

The next day late in the afternoon, Carl got paged to go to the car repair shop in SoHo. Fifteen minutes later, Carl entered the car repair shop in SoHo to find a tall slim Italian man who had brown hair and blue eyes and who was wearing a mechanic’s jumpsuit reloading a Desert Eagle.

“At last your here” said the tall slim Italian man.

“Who are you?” asked Carl.

“The name's Lombardo, Joe Lombardo. I run this car repair shop. My dad is the Don of the Lombardo Family while I’m the Lombardo Family’s junior Capo. I’ve got problems, who doesn't right? Mike Falcone, Don of the Falcone Family owes me money. He refuses to give me the money so I want you to blow him up today after he has dinner in the Italian Garden Restaurant!” said Joe Lombardo.

“Yes, Mr. Lombardo” said Carl.

Joe then gave Carl two sets of explosives. Carl then left Joe standing on his own and proceeded towards the Italian Garden Restaurant which was located in Little Italy Heights via Joe’s black Lotus. Five minutes later, Carl pulled up beside the restaurant in Little Italy Heights and parked the car. He entered the restaurant casually and walked up to the bar were a bartender was pouring drinks.

“Is Mike Falcone here?” asked Carl.

“Yes, he is” said the bartender.

“Can I see him?” asked Carl.

“No” said the bartender.

Carl exited the restaurant and went down to the adjacent car park. In the car park, there were only two vehicles. Both were brown Ferraris. After planting the two sets of explosives separately in the two separate cars, Carl went back to his vehicle and got in. He then drove the black Lotus a block away to watch the impending explosions. Ten minutes later, Don Mike Falcone exited the restaurant. He was a tall muscular Italian man who had brown hair and brown eyes. He was wearing a green pinstriped suit. Accompanying him were two Falcone Family mobsters. The Falcone Family mobsters were wearing green pinstriped suits. Don Mike Falcone got into their car while the two Falcone Family mobsters got into the other car. Suddenly the two Ferraris erupted into flames. Carl then dashed back to the car repair shop. Five minutes later Carl arrived at the car repair shop. He went in and told Joe that he had completed his tasked assignment. Joe then told Carl to come back tomorrow. After being told that instruction, Carl exited the gun/motor repair shop and decided to pass the time by going to the local betting shop. En route he listened to the evening news: “Little Italy was gob smacked today when Mike Falcone who is the Don of the Falcone Family was blown up while leaving a restaurant. Police detectives suspect the involvement of the Lombardo Family”. Carl turned off the radio and continued on his journey.

 

Castellano’s Chauffeur

 

The next day at noon, Carl visited Joe at his car repair garage. Upon his arrival, Carl saw Joe repairing a Lotus. Joe then noticed Carl.

“How are you?” asked Joe.

“I’m fine” replied Carl.

“Anyway, the Family’s Underboss wants to see you. Meet him at the Falconite Social Club in Little Italy Heights. Tony Castellano isn’t the kind you keep waiting, remember, this is really important so keep your eyes on the road!” said Joe.

“Yes, sir” replied Carl.

Carl then left Joe to repair the Lotus and proceeded towards the Falconite Social Club which was located in Little Italy Heights via his blue Saab. After parking his blue Saab, Carl entered the establishment and was greeted by a partly plump Italian man who had slicked black hair and blue eyes. The mysterious greeter was wearing a black pinstriped suit.

“So you’re the new boy, I guess” said the partly plump Italian man.

“Yes, sir” replied Carl.

“Good. I’m Tony Castellano; the Lombardo Family’s Underboss. I need your driving skills for a particular job” said the partly plump Italian man.

Tony Castellano then led Carl outside and entered a nearby parked black Lotus. He sat in the passenger’s seat and ordered Carl to sit in the driver’s seat.

“OK, Carl. Drive me to Mr. Wong’s Launderette first. I got a bit of business to take care of. Those washerwomen in Chinatown haven’t been paying their protection money” said Tony Castellano.

Carl headed towards Mr. Wong’s Launderette in Chinatown. Forty minutes later, Carl parked the black Lotus outside Mr. Wong’s Launderette.

Tony then said “Wait here! Keep the engine running. This isn't a social call”.

Tony then exited the vehicle and walked into Mr. Wong’s Launderette. Seconds later, Tony rushed out of Mr. Wong’s Launderette and entered the black Lotus. Suddenly, a quartet of Triads all wearing blue tracksuits with a dragon logo on the back and all armed with MAC-10s came out after Tony.

Tony then said to Carl “It's a Triad ambush! Get us out of here, Carl!”.

Carl then pressed down on the accelerator and sped away from Mr. Wong’s Launderette and headed back towards the Falconite Social Club. After being dropped off outside the building, Tony said “The Triads think they can mess with me, the Triads, with ME! Drop by later and we'll give them something to launder, their own bloodstained clothes!”.

Carl then decided to head towards the local deli to try some Italian cuisine.

 

Taking Out the Laundry

 

The next day early in the evening, Carl visited Tony at the Falconite Social Club. Upon entering the foyer, Carl was spotted by Tony.

“Take a seat kid, take a seat. So the laundry won't pay any protection eh. The Triads think they can mess with me. Let's teach these would be tough guys what it means to be a tough guy. I want you to destroy their laundry vans” said Tony.

“Yes, sir” replied Carl.

Carl then left the social club and drove around Little Italy Heights. Upon entering Little Italy, Carl spotted a trio of laundry vans parked at the local gas station. After blocking the only entrance into the gas station’s lot, Carl got out of his blue Saab and approached the trio of laundry vans. As he approached the three laundry vans, Carl got out his baseball bat. After deconstructing the trio of laundry vans, Carl headed back to his blue Saab. After unblocking the gas station’s lot only entrance, Carl got shouted at by the drivers of the trio of deconstructed laundry vans. To stop the shouting, Carl reversed his blue Saab over the drivers of the trio of deconstructed laundry vans. In a bid to not get arrested, Carl sped out of the gas station’s lot and headed towards the nearby gym to improve his physique. En route to the gym, Carl phoned Tony to report his success. While improving his physique, Carl heard the evening news: “Attention all residents, war has broken out between the Lombardo Family and the Triads so watch your step”.

 

Triads and Tribulations

 

The next day late in the afternoon, Carl visited Tony at the Falconite Social Club. Upon entering the foyer, Carl was spotted by Tony.

“We're at WAR. Since the launderette won’t pay their overdue protection money and the owner thinks the Triads will protect him, we're going to finish the Triads in the city, once and for all. After the Triads all wiped out that laundry will have to pay me the overdue protection money, surely. The plan is to go over to the Turtle Head Fishing Co. and assassinate the Triad leader and his warlords. Also blow the place up with these” said Tony. Tony then gave Carl some explosives.

“Yes, Mr. Castellano” replied Carl.

Carl then left the social club and headed over towards the fishing company which was in North Chinatown. After finding the Turtle Head Fishing Co. and doing a recon of its perimeter, Carl discovered that a Triad armed with a MAC-10 was standing guard at its main entrance. The only way to get into the compound itself, Carl thought was to bluff the guard. After hijacking a nearby blue Toyota at the nearby t-junction, Carl drove towards the company’s security gate. After fooling the Triad armed with the MAC-10 and driving into the compound, Carl then went on a rampage killing the Triad leader, three Triad warlords and the Triad armed with the MAC-10 in the process. After the rampage, Carl planted the explosives around the factory and set the timer. He then quickly got back into the Toyota and drove a block away from the factory. Five minutes later, an explosion was heard signaling that the Turtle Head Fishing Co. was blown up. Carl then phoned Tony to report his success. After phoning Tony, Carl abandoned the blue Toyota for a passing yellow motorbike which he used to get back to his hideout.

 

The Mafia Meeting

 

While driving around town, Carl got paged by Tony to come to the Falconite Social Club in Little Italy Heights, pronto. Carl abandoned what he was doing and headed straight for the Falconite Social Club. Upon entering the foyer, Carl was spotted by Tony.

“Don Salvatore has called a meeting. I need you to collect the limo and his son, Joe from his gun/motor repair shop. Then get Lou from his club, come back here and pick me up, then we'll all drive over to the Don's place together. Now get going” said Tony.

“Yes, sir” replied Carl.

Carl then headed over to Joe’s gun/motor repair shop to pick up Joe and the limo. After entering the limo outside Joe’s gun/motor repair shop and picking up Joe, Carl proceeded over towards Lou’s strip club to pick up Lou. After picking up Lou at his strip club, Carl drove over to the social club to pick up Tony. After Carl had picked up Tony, a Toyota attacked the limo. Fortunately with some good driving skills, Carl managed to lose evade the Toyota and deliver the three Mafia VIPs to Don Salvatore Lombardo’s place of residence: the Lombardo Compound which was located in Little Italy Heights.

After Carl had parked the limo, Tony said to him “You did good back there Carl. Come let me introduce you to the Don”.

Tony then took Carl into a small snooker hall and introduced Don Salvatore Lombardo to him. He was a tall Italian man who had grey hair and grey eyes. He was wearing a black pinstriped suit.

“I have heard nothing but good things about you my boy” said the man referred to as Don Salvatore Lombardo.

 

Chaperone

 

“My associates and I need to talk business, so you're going to look after my girl for the evening. CARMELLA! Here she is!” said Don Salvatore Lombardo.

Suddenly, a tall Italian woman with black hair and blue eyes appeared from a side door. She was wearing a yellow-black dress.

What were you doing up in there, whatever it was I bet it cost me money” said Don Salvatore Lombardo.

“Well, you don't think I hang around for the conversation, do you” said the tall Italian woman.

“Get in the car, and keep your mouth shut, Carl! Take the limo but bring it back in one piece, you hear me. And watch her, she can be trouble” said Don Salvatore Lombardo.

“Yeah, yeah, yeah! I'm sure your new lap dog has everything covered and isn't he big and strong?” said Carmella.

Carl then escorted Carmella out of the Lombardo Compound into the limo.

“There’s a party at a warehouse at the east end of the Industrial Park, take me there” said Carmella.

“Yes, madam” said Carl.

Carl obeyed and headed off towards Little Italy’s Industrial Park. Five minutes later, upon entering the Industrial Park and being directed to the warehouse were the party was held by Carmella; Carl parked the limo outside the warehouse’s side exit.

“Alright Carl, you wait here and look after the car while I go and shake my butt alright” said Carmella.

Carmella then exited the limo and ran into the warehouse via the side exit.

Fifteen minutes later, two police cars showed up to stop the party in the warehouse. As the policemen went through the warehouse’s main entrance, Carmella jogged out of the warehouse’s side exit.

“Take me back to the Compound” said Carmella.

Carl obeyed and headed back towards the Lombardo Compound which was situated in Little Italy Heights. After Carl had parked the limo in the garage, Carmella said to him “You know I enjoyed myself for the first time in a long while, and you treated me really good. With respect and everything. Oh, I'd better go. I'll see you around I hope”.

Carmella then exited the limo and went up a flight of stairs which led into the Lombardo Compound. With nothing else to do, Carl decided to go and meet Don Salvatore Lombardo again for some more work but just in case he used the establishment’s main entrance.

 

Bomb Da Base

 

Upon entering the establishment’s main hall, Carl was spotted by Don Salvatore Lombardo.

“The Colombian Cartel has got bottomless funds from pushing that ORCHID drug. If we make an open attack on them, they'll wipe the floor with us. They must be making ORCHID on that tanker in the docks. So we are going to use our head or rather one head. Your head. I'm asking you to destroy that ORCHID factory as a personal favor to me, Salvatore Lombardo. If you do this for me, you will be a made man, anything you want. Go and see Marty at his bomb shop in the Heights, you'll need his expertise to blow-up that boat” said Don Salvatore Lombardo.

“Yes, sir” said Carl.

Carl then left the Lombardo Compound and headed over towards Marty’s bomb shop in Little Italy. Ten minutes later, as Carl pulled up outside Marty’s bomb shop in Little Italy; Marty came out to welcome him. He was carrying a gym bag.

“Carl, my man! Don Salvatore Lombardo phoned ahead. I’ve got the hardware you need” said Marty.

Marty then mounted Carl’s motorbike. Carl then proceeded over towards the cargo ship in Little Italy’s docks. Half an hour later, Carl parked his motorbike opposite the cargo ship and dismounted from it along with Marty.

“Cover me while I set the bomb” said Marty.

Carl and Marty then headed over towards the cargo ship. As they walked up the cargo ship’s boarding ramp, Carl and Marty got ambushed by a pair of Colombian Cartel commandos armed with AK-47s. Quickly, Carl pulled out his own AK-47 and let off two bursts sending the two ambushers crashing to the ground. As they approached a door on the stern, Marty said to Carl “fight off any assassins while I go and set the bomb in the hull”.

Marty then opened the door and went through it and headed down towards the cargo ship’s hull. Fifteen minutes later, Marty regrouped with Carl.

“The bomb is armed and counting down. Let’s scatter” said Marty.

“OK” replied Carl.

Carl and Marty then sprinted over to the boarding ramp and ran down it. As Carl and Marty did that, the cargo ship started to explode because the bomb set by Marty was detonating. Even though they had got back on dry land, Carl and Marty still ran towards Carl’s motorbike. After both friends had mounted the motorbike, they witnessed the sinking of the cargo ship. Carl then started up his motorbike and sped out of Little Italy’s docks. Half an hour later, Carl dropped off Marty at his bomb shop which was located in Little Italy and proceeded back towards the Lombardo Compound which was situated in Little Italy Heights.

 

Last Requests

 

Half an hour later, Carl arrived back at the Lombardo Compound in Little Italy Heights. Upon entering the establishment’s main hall, Carl was spotted by Don Salvatore Lombardo.

“It's my favorite cleaner. I'm proud of you Carl; you dealt with those drug-dealing Colombians. I've got just one little job for you before we can all celebrate. There is a car parked on the verge of Chinatown. The inside is covered in brains. We had to help some guy make up his mind and it proved a little messy. Take it to the crusher before the cops find it” said Don Salvatore Lombardo.

“Yes, Mr. Lombardo” said Carl.

Carl then left the Lombardo Compound and headed over towards the verge of Chinatown. As Carl drove up to the verge of Chinatown, he got a message on his pager from Carmella telling him to meet her at the jetty in Little Italy’s docks. Carl changed his course and proceeded towards the jetty in Little Italy’s docks. Fifteen minutes later, Carl arrived at the jetty in Little Italy’s docks to see Carmella having a conversation with a tall skinny Japanese man who had black hair and blue eyes. The mysterious unnamed Japanese man was wearing a business suit. As Carl dismounted from his motorbike, he got spotted by Carmella.

“Listen Salvatore, thinks that we're going behind his back. So he is offering you to the Triads and the Colombian Cartel, in order to make peace. I couldn't let him do that because it's my fault. I told him we were an item. Don't ask me why I don't know. Look you're a marked man on in Little Italy and I've got to get out of here to. I've seen too much killing. Anyway, this is a friend of mine. He's an old friend. His name is Kenji Sato and he’s someone we can trust” said Carmella.

Carmella was referring to the tall skinny Japanese man who had black hair and blue eyes and who was wearing a business suit.

“Come on enough of the speeches. We better get out of here before we get more hysterical Italians wanting less friendly reunions” said the tall skinny Japanese man.

Carl, Carmella and Kenji Sato then boarded a docked speedboat. Carl then drove the speedboat over to Brooklyn Heights where he was told by Kenji Sato to park the speedboat in a jetty behind a casino which had a neon sign on the back of it which read ‘The Big Shot Casino’.

After the speedboat had docked, the three acquaintances walked up the jetty then up to a small parking lot.

“Kenji and I are going to have a talk, eh. Why don't you go cruise around” said Carmella.

“You'll need a place to lie low. There's a warehouse at the edge of the Manhattan Bridge that should suit your needs. Come back here to my casino when you are ready, and we can have a little chat” said Kenji Sato.

Carl then left Carmella and Kenji in the small parking lot and proceeded over towards his new hideout which was located on the edge of the Manhattan Bridge. While en route to his new hideout, Carl turned on the radio and heard the afternoon news:

“News just in from the traffic desk, repairs to the Manhattan Bridge have been completed. Since the explosion engineers have been working around the clock to get traffic flowing between Little Italy and Brooklyn once again”.

 

[poikly]

Sorry dude, but rewriting GTA3 with new characters is lazy.

Write something that isnt exactly the same as the game, just based upon.

[Leprechaun]

Sayonara Salvatore

 

The next day late in the afternoon, Carl visited Kenji at his casino which was located in Brooklyn Heights. Upon entering the casino’s foyer, Carl was spotted by Kenji.

“We have certain issues to clear up before we can continue any form of relationship, business or otherwise. I am the Oyabun of the Yakuza here in the city. I know you worked for the Lombardo Family. I can give you work with our organization but first you must prove to me that your ties with the Mafia are truly broken. Salvatore Lombardo will be leaving the Metro Club in about two hours time. Make sure he doesn't reach his establishment alive. Meanwhile Carmella and I will catch up on old times” said Kenji.

“Yes, sir” said Carl.

Carl started to walk away from Kenji but called back from him.

“I also got a message from a guy called Marty. He says for you to pop round to his bomb shop. He has something of great importance to give you” said Kenji.

Carl then left Kenji in the casino’s foyer and preceded over towards Marty’s shop which was located in Little Italy via his newly acquired red Mercedes.

Fifteen minutes later, Carl pulled up outside Marty’s bomb shop just as Marty who had a steel-reinforced briefcase in his left hand came outside to greet him.

“Ah, Carl I heard about Salvatore Lombardo double-crossing you so I want to help you get revenge” said Marty.

“How?” asked Carl.

“With this” said Marty.

Marty then opened the steel-reinforced briefcase to show Carl a remote of some sort.

“What’s that?” asked Carl.

“This is a remote controlling a bomb” said Marty.

“Cool” said Carl.

Carl then took the remote out of Marty’s steel-reinforced briefcase and examined it.

“I guess the red button is the activation button?” asked Carl.

Marty nodded in reply.

“Don’t’ worry about the timer, it’s already set” said Marty.

Carl then pressed the red activation button.

“The bomb stood blow up Salvatore’s limo in less than ten minutes” said Marty.

“Thanks for your help” said Carl.

“No problem” said Marty.

Carl started up his red Mercedes and headed towards the Manhattan Bridge as fast as the car would go. After making it to the Manhattan Bridge, Carl decided to cross it. After crossing over to Brooklyn, Carl phoned the Big Shot Casino in Brooklyn Heights and told reception to tell their boss; Kenji his errand was completed. After shutting down his mobile, Carl headed towards the local drive-thru to get something to eat. En route he listened to the afternoon news: Little Italy was gob smacked today when its oldest resident Salvatore Lombardo, Don of the Lombardo Family was blown up while leaving the Metro Club. Police detectives suspect the involvement of the Triads”. Carl then turned off the radio and continued on his journey.

 

Money for Mitchell

 

The next day at noon, Carl visited Kenji at his casino which was located in Brooklyn Heights. Upon entering the casino’s foyer, Carl was spotted by Kenji.

“It's my handyman! Carmella is all tied up at the moment but I'll tell her you called. It's time you met our man inside the NYPD. Here's the payment for the last little job he did for us. Deliver the money to the docks where my police contact will be waiting” said Kenji. Kenji then gave Carl a cream envelope.

“Yes, Mr. Sato” said Carl.

Carl then left Kenji in the casino’s foyer and proceeded over towards the docks via his newly acquired red Mercedes. Five minutes later after parking his Mercedes, Carl headed towards the docks main entrance. Standing outside the entrance to the docks was a slim Caucasian-American man who had black hair and grey eyes. He was wearing a cream raincoat which covered a white shirt and brown trousers the man was also wearing. Carl approached the man in the cream raincoat.

“Are you Kenji Sato’s police contact?” asked Carl.

“You must be Kenji's new errand boy! Have you got the money?” asked the slim Caucasian-American man.

Carl nodded and gave the cream envelope to the police contact.

“My name is Robert Mitchell. Well I know what you're thinking, another bent cop. Well it's a bent world! Just because I lost a few partners, those suckers from Internal Affairs have started sniffing around. Reckon they can smell me. Well, this city is just one big open sewer. But I'm going to need some non-union help. If you're interested you'll know where to find me” said Robert Mitchell.

Carl then left Robert outside the entrance to the docks and proceeded back towards the Big Shot Casino which was located in Brooklyn Heights.

 

Double-crossing At the Deal

 

Half an hour later, Carl arrived back at the Big Shot Casino in Brooklyn Heights. Upon entering the casino’s foyer, Carl was spotted by Kenji.

“The Colombian Cartel has ignored repeated requests to leave our interests in Brooklyn well alone. Now they are negotiating terms with the Jamaican Posse from Hell’s Kitchen to buy weapons. They are finalizing a deal in Midtown. If we manage to kill the Colombian Cartel negotiator, the Colombian Cartel would attack the Jamaican Posse as retaliation resulting in a feud between the two. So get a Jaguar and go and pay our respects to the Colombian Cartel” said Kenji.

“Yes, sir” said Carl.

Carl then left Kenji in the casino’s foyer and proceeded over towards Hell’s Kitchen via his newly acquired red Mercedes. Five minutes later, Carl managed to ambush a grey Jaguar which was coming out of an underground car park. The driver was a member of the Jamaican Posse and he was wearing a yellow t-shirt and green shorts. After gaining control of the Jaguar by knocking out its driver, Carl disposed of the driver’s body. Five minutes later, Carl headed towards the location of the deal. Twenty minutes later, Carl arrived at the deal in Midtown. He noticed the Colombian Cartel negotiator had two Colombian Cartel commandos flanking him. Carl performed a drive-by killing the Colombian Cartel negotiator. He left the two Colombian Cartel commandos untouched so they could report back to their boss. After getting about two blocks away from the scene of the crime, Carl phoned the Big Shot Casino in Brooklyn Heights and told reception to tell their boss Kenji, his errand was completed. After making the phone call, Carl went to a nearby clothes shop and bought some clothes. After buying the clothes he wanted, Carl headed back to his safe house. There he changed out of his old clothes and into his new clothes.

 

Evidence Dash

 

The next day late in the afternoon, Carl visited Robert at the main entrance to the docks. Upon reaching the main entrance, Carl was spotted by Robert.

“I know a real important man in town, a soft touch, with shall we say, exotic tastes and the money to indulge them. He's involved in legal matter and the prosecution has some rather embarrassing photos of him at a morgue party. The evidence is being delivered to the local newspaper office. You are going to have to ram that van and collect each little bit of evidence as it falls out. When you've got it all, leave it in the car and torch it” said Robert.

“Yes, sir” said Carl.

Carl then left Robert outside the main entrance to the docks and proceeded over towards the local newspaper office via his newly acquired police car. Five minutes later, Carl managed to ambush the van entering the local newspaper office’s car park. After disposing of the driver, Carl checked the back of the van. To his relief, he had ambushed the right van because there in the middle of the floor was an evidence bag containing the embarrassing photos. Instead of burning the photos, Carl posted the photos in an envelope to his apartment. After mailing the envelope, Carl then headed back towards the docks to meet Robert.

 

Robert on the Run

 

Five minutes later, Carl arrived back at the main entrance to the docks. Upon reaching it, Carl was spotted by Robert.

“You weren't followed? Good! This is it, I'm way over my head and I'm starting to drown here! Internal Affairs seems to have a vested interest in ORCHID and they don't like me screwing with the Colombian Cartel. I'm a marked man so I'm getting out of here. See you around” said Robert.

Robert then left Carl and got onto a nearby boat and drove away. Carl then left the docks. Fifteen minutes later, Carl got a message on his pager informing him to come to Letterman Media in Midtown. Carl had better things to do than go to some media place but curiosity took over Carl making him head over to Letterman Media which was situated in Midtown.

 

Liberator

 

Ten minutes later, Carl arrived at Letterman Media which was located in Midtown. Upon entering the building’s reception area, Carl was spotted by a Caucasian-American man with black hair and green eyes. He was wearing a business suit.

“Hello, I am Danny Letterman, founder and owner of Letterman Media. You must be Carl. I’ve heard so much about you from Lee. First of all, let me thank you fore dealing with that personal matter. People will read something into anything these days. Experience has taught me that a man like you can be very loyal for the right price but groups of men get greedy. A valued resource, a Pakistani gentleman I know has been kept hostage by some Colombians in Hell’s Kitchen. They're trying to extort additional funds from me but I don't believe in renegotiating. A deal is a deal, so they'll not see a penny from me. Go and rescue my friend, do whatever it takes” said the Caucasian-American man.

“Yes, sir” said Carl.

Carl then left Danny Letterman in the building’s reception area and proceeded over towards the lockup which was situated in Hell’s Kitchen via his newly acquired blue dirt-bike. Ten minutes later, Carl arrived at the lockup located in Hell’s Kitchen but parked across the street to not be seen by the guards. Carl then noticed that the guards were Colombian Cartel commandos. Carl then got off his blue dirt-bike and jogged across the street to the lockup entrance. After climbing over the mesh gate unseen, Carl got out his Desert Eagle. Carl then started to creep silently around the lockup and eliminated any approaching guards. After eliminating the small unit of Colombian Cartel commandos, Carl liberated Danny’s Pakistani gentleman. Upon liberating the Pakistani gentleman, Carl recognized him as being the Pakistani gentleman from the police convoy ambush. Carl then escaped the lockup with Danny’s Pakistani gentleman in a brown Chrysler. Carl then quickly escorted Danny’s Pakistani gentleman back to Letterman Media.

 

Grand Theft Aero

 

While en route back to Letterman Media, Carl turned on the radio and heard the afternoon news: “Good news for commuters from New Jersey, engineers have finally managed to finish the Holland Tunnel project due to major setbacks. Also technicians have refitted the Lincoln Tunnel. This allows traffic to go through Hell’s Kitchen and New Jersey to get to Little Italy without going through Midtown”.

Ten minutes later, Carl arrived back at Letterman Media which was located in Midtown. After escorting Danny’s Pakistani gentleman into the building’s reception area, Carl got spotted by Danny.

“Thank you for retrieving my associate. Anyway, I need you to get a package of a plane stationed at the airport. Unfortunately the port authorities seized the plane and were stripping it down until I intervened at great personal expense. Go to the airport. I've paid off the officials. My property will be waiting for you at the customs hangar in the aircraft's fuselage” said Danny.

“Yes, Mr. Letterman” said Carl.

Carl then left Danny in the building’s reception area and proceeded over towards New York’s international airport via his newly acquired blue dirt-bike. Forty minutes later, after passing the security checkpoint at the airport, Carl proceeded towards the customs hangar. As Carl approached the customs hangar, he saw a small unit of Colombian Cartel commandos armed with AK-47s hop out of a van and rush into the hangar and take up positions. After getting off his blue dirt-bike and equipping himself with his AK-47, Carl went into the customs hangar. Immediately the small unit of Colombian Cartel commandos popped up from their positions. Before any members of the unit had a chance to shoot, rounds of bullets from Carl’s AK-47 embedded themselves into them. After making sure all of the members of the unit were dead, Carl approached the small plane. After checking the plane’s fuselage, Carl realized that the package he was looking for was not there. Carl then remembered the van the small unit of Colombian Cartel commandos had arrived in. It might give him a clue to the location of the package. Carl looked at the van and read the name of the company the van was owned to: Kito Corporation. Carl then remembered that there was a construction yard owned by the Kito Corporation in Midtown. After hopping back onto his blue dirt-bike, Carl headed over to Midtown. Forty minutes later, Carl arrived outside the construction yard in Midtown which was owned by the Kito Corporation. Carl got off his blue dirt-bike and headed over to the abandoned security checkpoint. After bypassing the abandoned security checkpoint, Carl got out his Desert Eagle. Carl then started to creep silently around the construction yard and eliminated any stationary guards. After eliminating a small unit of Colombian Cartel commandos, Carl started to look around the construction yard more carefully. Suddenly, Carl head a rattle on the top floor of the construction yard so he got into the makeshift elevator and got it to transport him to the top floor where he found Calita holding a gun and Miguel holding the package with their backs to him.

“Hey let's get this out of here. God knows what it is but he seems to want it badly enough so it must be worth something” said Calita.

Carl accidentally made a sound. Both man and woman turned round.

“Who the heck!” said Miguel.

“YOU!” shouted Calita.

“Take it easy my friend” said Miguel.

“YOU, I left you pouring your heart out into the gutter” said Calita.

“Hey don't shoot my friend. No problem we all businesspeople here, take it” said Miguel.

“Don't be such a pussy!” said Calita.

“We got no choice Calita!” said Miguel.

“You always got a choice you idiot” said Calita.

Calita then jumped off a ledge into some cardboard boxes and made her escape.

“I'm sorry about Calita” said Miguel. Miguel then dropped the package. Carl lifted up the package.

Kenji Sato then arrived armed with a katana.

“So the backstabber got away. But you've done me a favor you're not the only one that has a score to settle with the Colombian Cartel. We're going to hunt down and kill all you dogs! I'll be operating on our little friend here to extract information and a little pleasure. You, drop by later, I'm sure I'll require your services” said Kenji.

“Please my friend, don't leave me with him, he’s psycho” said Miguel.

Carl then took the makeshift elevator back to ground level and saw three Yakuza bodyguards armed with Uzis. They were all guarding a silver Yugo. Carl then headed back to Letterman Media which was located in Midtown. Upon entering the building’s reception area, Carl handed the package to the receptionist. Carl then exited Letterman Media and headed back to his safe house to get some R&R.

 

[Leprechaun]

Letterman’s Disappearance

 

The next day early in the evening, Carl visited Letterman Media. Upon entering the building’s reception area, he found the place deserted. Carl then exited Letterman Media and headed to the local gym to improve his physique.

 

Bait

 

The next day late in the afternoon, Carl visited Kenji on the top floor of the abandoned construction yard to see him still torturing Miguel, Calita’s partner-in-crime.

“Miguel seems to think I'm mistreating him. Still, he's revealed the extent to which Calita fears your quest for revenge. She has two death squads, one in New Jersey and the other here whose sole job is to hunt you down. Act as the bait and get the death squads to follow you to the docks in Brooklyn where some of my men will be waiting for them” said Kenji.

Carl then took the makeshift elevator back to ground level and took the silver Yugo. He started to drive around the immediate vicinity. After passing the hospital, Carl noticed he had attracted the death squad based in Midtown. He then led the Midtown-based death squad to the docks in Brooklyn where Kenji’s henchmen were waiting. When the Midtown-based death squad got into their firing range, Kenji’s henchmen started to shoot. Seconds later, the vehicle containing the Midtown-based death squad blew up. Carl then started to drive over to New Jersey. While crossing the top part of the New Jersey Dam, Carl noticed he had attracted the death squad based in New Jersey. Carl reversed his blue dirt-bike and headed back to the location were Kenji’s henchmen were waiting. After being led into Kenji’s henchmen firing range, the New Jersey-based death squad tried to escape their means of transportation but they were blown up in a matter of seconds. Carl then ordered one of Kenji’s henchmen to phone their boss and tell him the good news. Meanwhile, Carl headed towards the nearby estate agents and bought a safe house which was located in New Jersey. Carl then headed over to New Jersey to check out his safe house.

 

Esperesso-2-go!

 

The next day at noon, Carl visited Kenji on the top floor of the abandoned construction yard to see him exhausted due to torturing Miguel, Calita’s partner-in-crime.

“Miguel certainly has some of that famous South American stamina. I'm quite exhausted. We’ve underestimated Calita's plans for ORCHID. It reaches far beyond her dealers selling it on the street corners. The Colombian Cartel has a front company, the Kappa Coffee House. It’s based in Hell’s Kitchen Industrial Park. We have no choice but to put the drug factory out of business” said Kenji.

“Yes, sir” said Carl.

Carl then took the makeshift elevator back to ground level and took off to the Kappa Coffee House in his newly-acquired silver Yugo. Fifteen minutes later, Carl arrived outside the Kappa Coffee House which was based in Hell’s Kitchen Industrial Park. After walking round the perimeter and climbing over the mesh delivery gate, Carl got out his pump action shotgun and entered the establishment through the docking bay. After finding a safe hiding place, Carl examined the interior of the establishment. He noticed machines were making the coffee. He also noticed a gantry which was being patrolled by two Colombian Cartel commandos armed with AK-47s. Carl carefully aimed at the moving guards. When both guards became stationary, Carl fired off two shots which directly hit the two guards making them fall over the gantry. Surprisingly, no more guards came to investigate. Carl looked around the mixing room looking for some explosives. Instead of finding explosives, Carl found some oil drums which he placed beside the establishment’s generator. Carl then got out his Desert Eagle and shot a hole in the bottom of one of the oil drums. Suddenly oil started to leak out of the drum and spread across the floor. Carl then got out his lighter and clicked it open. He then threw it over towards the leaking oil drum. Carl then dashed out of the establishment via the docking bay and quickly climbed the mesh delivery gate. After climbing the mesh delivery gate, Carl sprinted back towards his blue dirt-bike and got on it and drove away as fast as he could from the Kappa Coffee House. After getting out of the Industrial Park, Carl heard an explosion indicating the Kappa Coffee House’s destruction. Carl then decided to head back to see Kenji at the abandoned construction yard.

 

Ransom

 

Fifteen minutes later, Carl arrived back at the abandoned construction yard and saw that the three Yakuza bodyguards armed with Uzis were dead. Carl cautiously got into the makeshift elevator and headed up to the top floor where he found Kenji and Miguel lying dead. Carl then noticed a letter on a nearby crate so he read it. It read: “I've got your precious Carmella. If you want to see her alive bring $500,000 to the villa in New Jersey, signed Calita”. Carl had a plan to acquire the $500,000 by hijacking one of the Big Shot Casino’s armored money vans. Carl then left the murder scene and headed over towards the Big Shot Casino which was located in Brooklyn Heights. As he approached, Carl witnessed an armored money van leave the casino. Luckily, after some trailing Carl ambushed the armored money van and knocked out its driver putting it in Carl’s silver Yugo. Carl opened the armored bank van’s back doors and saw that there were caches full of money sitting in their. Carl thought to himself this would me more than enough to free Carmella. Carl closed the back doors and hopped into the driver’s seat and headed over towards the villa which was situated in New Jersey.

 

The Exchange

 

An hour later, Carl arrived at the villa which was situated in New Jersey. On his arrival, Carl was stripped of his weapons by a Colombian Cartel commando. The Colombian Cartel commando then escorted Carl to Calita who was standing on the villa’s porch. The armored money van was brought into the villa’s compound by another Colombian Cartel commando.

“The real question is did you turn up to rescue Carmella or to get me back? Well I got news for you, shooting you will be a pleasure but being friends with you was only business. You are a waste of time. Where is the cash?” asked Calita.

“It’s in the van” said Carl.

Calita instructed the Colombian Cartel commando to open the back doors of the armored money van. The Colombian Cartel commando did so. Calita looked inside the back of the armored money van.

“You have been a busy boy! But you haven't learned, have you. I'm not to be trusted. Kill the idiot” said Calita.

Calita then quickly hopped into a nearby silver Chrysler and sped out of the villa’s compound. After Calita’s departure, the two Colombian Cartel commandos tried to dispose of Carl but were knocked out swiftly by Carl. After recovering his weapons, Carl eliminated the rest of the Colombian Cartel commandos in the villa’s compound. Carl then hopped onto a nearby green motorcycle and gave chase after Calita. Carl’s chase with Calita led him to the lower part of the New Jersey Dam. There Calita ascended to the roof of the New Jersey Dam Powerhouse while Carl battled several waves of elite Colombian Cartel commandos. After fending off the elite Colombian Cartel commandos, Carl ascended to the roof of the New Jersey Dam Powerhouse. Once there he confronted Calita. Calita was armed with a pump action shotgun. Before Calita had a chance to fire, Carl shot her in the head twice. Even on the verge of death, Calita still was unrepentant to the very end. Carl then headed back to the villa via Calita’s silver Chrysler and liberated Carmella. While making their escape from New Jersey, Carl and Carmella listened to the evening news: “Residents in New Jersey have been coming to terms with the emotional aftermath of a full-blown war that hit the area this late afternoon. Local residents described to police a single gunman that he saw fleeing the scene with a blonde haired woman. The sound of gunshots vibrated through the air making people run for cover. Several citizens were injured in the panic as gunfire was exchanged between ground forces and the single gunman” said the news broadcaster.

“Yeah, we got a good view from up onto of the dam when the single gunman finally eliminated the numerous waves” said an unnamed resident.

“With the death toll already over twenty, police are still finding bodies. There have been no official denials concerning rumors that the dead were members of the Colombian Cartel and still no leads as to the cause of the massacre” said the broadcaster.

Carl then turned off the radio and drove off into the sun with Carmella in the passenger seat.

 

[TubbyJ]

Ummmmm, why are you writing a complete and utter rip-offs of all the GTA games? I mean, a fanfiction is one thing, but you're just copy and pasting the stories onto the forums and switching up a few names.

 

Be original for God's sakes!