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The Unvirginiser

Was Jesus An Alien

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guilty.by.association
and impregnated us

 

Yes, yes they really do lol.gif

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Canofceleri

Jesus was more probably a loon.

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Typhus

 

Jesus would have to change from the fiction section of literature first in order to make such considerations, unless there are indicators in that ever hypocritical book that show that Jesus, was in fact foreign to our rock and water which would make a great plot twist.

Oh noes teh jebus has a space shitp!!!01001100!

Yeah, let's kill Christians! smile.gif

Worse than animals.

I mean, why should they be allowed to live? They have no redeeming qualities whatsoever. And they worship a fa**ot.

 

Simple as that. You get the gun and I'll get the bullets. Maybe sprinkle them in Holy Water. See if that saves the bastards. Hey, maybe their imaginary Xtian God will fly down and save them! happy.gif

 

Isn't that what everyone wants? Piles of corpses stinking to the sky. Severed heads of Christian children. Sunday School blown to Kingdom Come. The dream of every right, good, moral Atheist.

 

 

The existence of Jesus itself is far-fetched.

 

 

Jesus being an alien is actually more plausible to me than Jesus being the son of God

 

Jesus was more probably a loon.

 

 

But in the end the easiest and most plausible explanation is that he is simply a myth, a small tapestry sewn inexplicably into the fabric of time to deceive us into believing that we serve a greater purpose than simply being.

 

 

And downright offensive to Christians. I call it a win-win.

 

See all this? Shows I'm right. Why else would so many hate Christians if they were really people? They are vermin and like all vermin they will eventually be exterminated. Just like we all want smile.gif

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The Unvirginiser
Jesus would have to change from the fiction section of literature first in order to make such considerations, unless there are indicators in that ever hypocritical book that show that Jesus, was in fact foreign to our rock and water which would make a great plot twist.

Oh noes teh jebus has a space shitp!!!01001100!

Yeah, let's kill Christians! smile.gif

Worse than animals.

I mean, why should they be allowed to live? They have no redeeming qualities whatsoever. And they worship a fa**ot.

 

Simple as that. You get the gun and I'll get the bullets. Maybe sprinkle them in Holy Water. See if that saves the bastards. Hey, maybe their imaginary Xtian God will fly down and save them! happy.gif

 

Isn't that what everyone wants? Piles of corpses stinking to the sky. Severed heads of Christian children. Sunday School blown to Kingdom Come. The dream of every right, good, moral Atheist.

 

 

The existence of Jesus itself is far-fetched.

 

 

Jesus being an alien is actually more plausible to me than Jesus being the son of God

 

Jesus was more probably a loon.

 

 

But in the end the easiest and most plausible explanation is that he is simply a myth, a small tapestry sewn inexplicably into the fabric of time to deceive us into believing that we serve a greater purpose than simply being.

 

 

And downright offensive to Christians. I call it a win-win.

 

See all this? Shows I'm right. Why else would so many hate Christians if they were really people? They are vermin and like all vermin they will eventually be exterminated. Just like we all want smile.gif

*Cough*HITLER!!111!!!1*Cough*

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Typhus

I dare anyone to disagree with me. There can be no compromise. You cannot defend Christians after stating that everything they believe and love is a myth. You cannot defend their right to worship when your words degrade them and their values. Suddenly feeling sorry for them? Yeah, right. Since when did anyone give them an ounce of pity? They will burn out and you will laugh at the ashes. Deny it all you want but the behaviour here speaks for itself. You all want a bleak world. A world without belief or faith or hope. A noble idea. And you make it bleaker by the second. Because you understand that only be extermination can Atheism achieve its ultimate aim. The eradication of Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Buddhism and Hinduism. And how do you exterminate them? Not with the gun or the sword. But the word. You kill them with mockery. The sound of your doubts and you jeers resonates like a gunshot. And sooner or later your plan will work. There will be no world left. Just cattle. Cattle in human skin. Working, breeding, fearing nothing, loving nothing, valuing nothing. Then the grave. And nothing more. Just rot and rot and rot. A new world, a better world, an Atheist world. The world the majority of us want.

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TubbyJ
Just rot and rot and rot. A new world, a better world, an Atheist world. The world the majority of us want.

No, only you want it. 87% of the globe believes in either Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Confucianism, Buddhism or Taoism. The other 13% is everybody else, including Atheism. Those who have your radical, and, lets face it, insane views, on a global scale, consist of about...um, you.

 

Why exactly do you want to 'eradicate' all religion? It makes no sense. You really are starting to sound like Hitler.

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derty

Jesus is a story based on the Sun.

 

-derty

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Typhus

And what are you? Atheist? Right? Because that kind of gets across what I'm saying. You see, all that I wrote? Bullsh*t. But it's bullsh*t a lot of you Atheists believe. It's bullsh*t you hold dear to your hearts. Oh, you mourn and you weep and you wail for all those people Christianity has killed. And what do you do? Judge Jesus. Who are you to judge him you gutter-dwelling scum? Who are you to judge him based on the actions of his lesser followers? You don't want equality! If you did you wouldn't set yourselves to degrading our whole belief system. Grow up. You have a sudden fit of nihilism? Take it outside you drug addicted hippies.

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TubbyJ

 

And what are you?

Should I tell you? Or are you going to 'eradicate' me?

 

EDIT: Oh, damn, I thought you were really serious. I didn't read your post before the last.

 

EDIT(again): As for your original question: I guess I'm a little of both Christian and Atheist, if that's even possible. blush.gif

 

What I mean is, I believe in a higher power, but I'm not close-minded enough to completely disregard proven scientific facts. So far I've found that, given all that has been suggested and proven by science, it's still possible to believe in a higher power or God.

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Canofceleri
And what are you? Atheist? Right? Because that kind of gets across what I'm saying. You see, all that I wrote? Bullsh*t. But it's bullsh*t a lot of you Atheists believe. It's bullsh*t you hold dear to your hearts. Oh, you mourn and you weep and you wail for all those people Christianity has killed. And what do you do? Judge Jesus. Who are you to judge him you gutter-dwelling scum? Who are you to judge him based on the actions of his lesser followers? You don't want equality! If you did you wouldn't set yourselves to degrading our whole belief system. Grow up. You have a sudden fit of nihilism? Take it outside you drug addicted hippies.

I think this is what you're trying to say, Typhus. Here it is... from you to him.

 

 

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And what are you? Atheist? Right? Because that kind of gets across what I'm saying. You see, all that I wrote? Bullsh*t. But it's bullsh*t a lot of you Atheists believe. It's bullsh*t you hold dear to your hearts. Oh, you mourn and you weep and you wail for all those people Christianity has killed. And what do you do? Judge Jesus. Who are you to judge him you gutter-dwelling scum? Who are you to judge him based on the actions of his lesser followers? You don't want equality! If you did you wouldn't set yourselves to degrading our whole belief system. Grow up. You have a sudden fit of nihilism? Take it outside you drug addicted hippies.

If you weren't so ignorant, you'd realize that it's not atheists who refuse to coexist, it's religous people. The mockery Christias and relgous people sffer on a few websites is nothing compared to the amount of ridicule atheists have to bear living in a society where most people despise them. Alo, don't equate atheism with nihilism. If anything, atheist morality is much more altruistic than religious morality, because atheists don't have the selfish motives of seeking aternal paradise or avoiding eternal damnation.

 

Furthermore, religion isn't necessary for morality. Utilitarianism is on e example of an ethical ideology that isn't dependent on religious beliefs, in addition to being far fore logical than absolutist religious moral system. And would eliminating "faith" be such a bad thing. Doesn't make more sense for people to believe things based on logic and deduction instead of just accepting whatever dontrines were ingrained in their heads as children?

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Oh, you mourn and you weep and you wail for all those people Christianity has killed. And what do you do? Judge Jesus. Who are you to judge him you gutter-dwelling scum? Who are you to judge him based on the actions of his lesser followers?

I guess it's ok if I kill a few million Islamic people if it's in the name of one man preaching love. Hey, Jesus said it's ok.

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Oh, you mourn and you weep and you wail for all those people Christianity has killed. And what do you do? Judge Jesus. Who are you to judge him you gutter-dwelling scum? Who are you to judge him based on the actions of his lesser followers?

I guess it's ok if I kill a few million Islamic people if it's in the name of one man preaching love. Hey, Jesus said it's ok.

Indeed he did. My favorite bible quote: "And as for those enemies of mine who did not want me as their king, bring them and and slay them before me." Christianity really promotes love and tolerance, doesn't it.

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Eviscero

Couldn't you argue that that quote was written by "lesser followers"?

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Typhus

 

Oh, you mourn and you weep and you wail for all those people Christianity has killed. And what do you do? Judge Jesus. Who are you to judge him you gutter-dwelling scum? Who are you to judge him based on the actions of his lesser followers?

I guess it's ok if I kill a few million Islamic people if it's in the name of one man preaching love. Hey, Jesus said it's ok.

Yeah. Poor Muslims. Look, see my tears? No. Wait. That's right. You can't. And why do you think that is?

Because there is nothing to feel guilty about.

Why?

Because I am not one of those Christians who believes that you're going to roast in Hell if you worship a different God. No, let me be more frank. I don't believe that even Atheists are damned. Just tell me, how many times am I going to have to say this? How many times will I have to say this until it sinks in? I don't hate Atheists. Know who I hate? Atheists who dispute the existence of Jesus Christ. Just believing that he lived is enough for me. That's it. That's all I want. And if you can't give me that...if you can't even be that mature? Then you are worthless to me. The true followers of Christ have no guilt. No guilt for the actions of a few madmen. You think parading around the cross makes you a true Christian? Wake up! It takes a lot more than that. Okay, when George W. Bush dies do you really think that he'll get through those pearly gates by simply quoting a verse or two from Leviticus? Not a hope. Salvation comes from right action. Not from public professions of piety. You can say you are devout and then use those words to indulge in drinking, gambling and whoring galore. But unless you truly believe in moral purity then you may as well be spewing hot air. The same hot air as a lot of these Christians release on a regular basis. Why should I feel guilt over what they do? Why should Jesus himself take the rap? They are a million miles from him and they are a million miles from me. Just look at the Catholic faith. Idol worship, allusions to cannibalism, placing buffers between man and good, excess, decadence. Not truly Christian at all.

Now, you think that Jesus himself wants death? I'm not going to be able to convince you otherwise. But it seems to me as though you are rather dogmatic. It's sad to see. You people don't want to be taken in by narrow-minded faiths and so become narrow-minded and hateful to avoid them. Pick something for yourself. No churches. No flocks of identical followers. Just yourself. Find something to have faith in. An idea. Faith sets us all free from the bonds of mortality.

 

 

If you weren't so ignorant, you'd realize that it's not atheists who refuse to coexist, it's religous people. The mockery Christias and relgous people sffer on a few websites is nothing compared to the amount of ridicule atheists have to bear living in a society where most people despise them.

 

America right? Well, I don't live in America. I live in England. And in England our faith is being slowly dismantled to appease Muslims, Homosexuals and people like you. In England it is the pious who suffer. And why do you call me ignorant? Do you even know who the more bombastic elements of my post were directed at?

 

And hey, anyone else find this funny? When I was insulting Christianity you did nothing. When I insult Atheism? Different story.

Double standards. So you pretty much agree with killing little children? That sounds okay to you lot? biggrin.gif

 

 

Christianity really promotes love and tolerance, doesn't it.

 

Yeah. It does. Especially when compared to people like you. A few bad experiences and you think it's right to judge a whole faith. Everyone's suffered sooooooooooo much sigh.gif But you're a smart guy. You'll wise up sooner rather than later. I hope.

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Eviscero

Christianity is a huge umbrella of conflicting beliefs. You may say you don't believe atheists are damned, and another Christian who is just as much a Christian as you, does believe they're damned. You can't make any sweeping generalized statements about what "Christianity" says. What demonination are you? Or are you one of those "make-it-up-as-I-go" religious people? Either way it's completely arbitrary and there's no reason to subscribe to one sect of Christianity over the other.

 

And don't even think about citing the bible.

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And what are you? Atheist? Right? Because that kind of gets across what I'm saying. You see, all that I wrote? Bullsh*t. But it's bullsh*t a lot of you Atheists believe. It's bullsh*t you hold dear to your hearts. Oh, you mourn and you weep and you wail for all those people Christianity has killed. And what do you do? Judge Jesus. Who are you to judge him you gutter-dwelling scum? Who are you to judge him based on the actions of his lesser followers? You don't want equality! If you did you wouldn't set yourselves to degrading our whole belief system. Grow up. You have a sudden fit of nihilism? Take it outside you drug addicted hippies.

I think this is what you're trying to say, Typhus. Here it is... from you to him.

 

 

Bump. I hate being the last reply on a page.

 

Anyway, my job is done. Go back to your very serious conversation.

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beavis

If Christ was an alien, Human civilization would cease to exist after the crucifixion of Jesus. Aliens would come down to earth and hold the entire human race responsible for what the romans and jews did. They would blow up the earth, Frieza style.

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Typhus
Christianity is a huge umbrella of conflicting beliefs. You may say you don't believe atheists are damned, and another Christian who is just as much a Christian as you, does believe they're damned. You can't make any sweeping generalized statements about what "Christianity" says. What demonination are you? Or are you one of those "make-it-up-as-I-go" religious people? Either way it's completely arbitrary and there's no reason to subscribe to one sect of Christianity over the other.

 

And don't even think about citing the bible.

I'm most certainly a Protestant. But with Puritan leanings.

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And what are you? Atheist? Right? Because that kind of gets across what I'm saying. You see, all that I wrote? Bullsh*t. But it's bullsh*t a lot of you Atheists believe. It's bullsh*t you hold dear to your hearts. Oh, you mourn and you weep and you wail for all those people Christianity has killed. And what do you do? Judge Jesus. Who are you to judge him you gutter-dwelling scum? Who are you to judge him based on the actions of his lesser followers? You don't want equality! If you did you wouldn't set yourselves to degrading our whole belief system. Grow up. You have a sudden fit of nihilism? Take it outside you drug addicted hippies.

you are a poor example of a christian. You are judgemental, and

going to hell by your own standards and Bible rules!

 

Best to hit confession.

 

three kings (orion's belt) follow Serius every year to the Sun's

rising point on December 25th.

 

Christianity is false idol worship.

 

The Jews will tell you that. AND what religion did Jesus teach?

 

It wasn't christianity, put the little-boy boners away.

 

It was Judaism. The Jewish Faith.

 

Making JESUS your "LOrd and Savior" only goes AGAINST

the rules of a religion that was around centuries prior.

 

WAS jesus an alien? *maybe*

 

WAS he even a real person? ONLY *maybe*

 

Was he born of a VIRGIN who NEVER had sex?

 

No.

 

Don't fool yourself. It's nearing 2008. Where is Jesus?

 

No, I'm not an athiest you judgmental twit. I'm into Science.

 

The future is PWNED by the Computer Developer.

 

NOTHING will go right without Computer Programmers anymore.

 

Nursing and Computers. The two most important jobs on the

face of the planet. One line of code can make or break this

planet, no matter how much you pray to your novelty.

 

-derty

 

edit:

 

I'm most certainly a Protestant. But with Puritan leanings.

 

lol

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Typhus

You didn't read what I wrote. You're a good person. You're going to Heaven. Don't you see? I'm AGAINST dogma. I am AGAINST all that is judgemental. The Kingdom of Heaven belongs to the right and the just. What? You think that belonging to one faith and one faith alone is a Get-Out-Of-Jail-Free card? No. You do right for the sake of righteousness. You do right not out of fear of damnation but because it benefits humankind. You are infinitely more selfless than I. How then can I judge you?

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Canofceleri

Let me ask you, Typhus? If the tables were turned for whatever reason... everything in the religion was the same, same God whatever... would you be righteous for the sake of righteousness if it send you to hell for eternity?

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Typhus

The problem is that a good deed is also a slefless deed. And fear of Hell removes that selflessness. Would I do right action for the sake of right action? No. Because I am not someone who does good. I look after my family and that is it. Simply put, I am selfish, cold and have a real lack of empathy for the suffering of others. And if the whole world shared my faith this behaviour would continue. I will give every penny I have to my family but the rest of the world can starve.

And you can never remove Atheism. Atheism is the intrusion of logic into a world of faith. Atheism isn't really a choice. It is a state of being. My brother is such a person. Could never believe in God. It is how he was created. No one religion can change the way our brains work.

We need more Atheists. But tolerant Atheists. All I ask is this: Don't try to tear down what I believe and what I love.

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The problem is that a good deed is also a slefless deed. And fear of Hell removes that selflessness. Would I do right action for the sake of right action? No. Because I am not someone who does good. I look after my family and that is it. Simply put, I am selfish, cold and have a real lack of empathy for the suffering of others. And if the whole world shared my faith this behaviour would continue. I will give every penny I have to my family but the rest of the world can starve.

And you can never remove Atheism. Atheism is the intrusion of logic into a world of faith. Atheism isn't really a choice. It is a state of being. My brother is such a person. Could never believe in God. It is how he was created. No one religion can change the way our brains work.

We need more Atheists. But tolerant Atheists. All I ask is this: Don't try to tear down what I believe and what I love.

The scum of the earth are people like you. Religious people belive in giving, caring, karma and treating people how you would like to be treated. Religion has never done anything wrong to you ya little angry freak

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Typhus

What? I'm pro-religion! Where are you getting this from? You think I'm against you because I believe that Atheists are capable of great things? Open your mind!

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kingofgta07

f*ck YOU ALL MORONS.............

 

Roman Catholic is the real religion..........

 

and i know you,athiest,i know you very welllllllll...............you all are f*cking sh*t sh*t .

 

and to all Muslim...........im hope that you religion will be destroyed.............

 

 

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derty
f*ck YOU ALL MORONS.............

 

Roman Catholic is the real religion..........

HAHAHAHHA

 

Dude, I am a RECOVERING CATHOLIC. Do you grasp the expression?

 

Roman Catholicism is the DEVIL.

 

Dude... the story of jesus is based on the sun... Point blank, any

religion believing in an Afterlife is a Lie.

 

AFTER life. AFTER life, NOT "the life after death" JUST death.

 

Afterlife = Death lol.

 

THis topic is bonkers.

 

Typhus: No offense, but errr, you must not have read my post,

and if you did, you didnt research it. Question EVERYTHING.

 

here:

 

Watch the First 45 minutes....

 

Then tell me What Of God.

 

GOD = Gold, Oil, Drugs. Control = Religion.

 

feel me? No? That's ok, christians are usually nice people,

even the judgy ones wink.gif

 

-derty

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Typhus

I try not to judge too much but my faith cannot be moved. I was taught in a rather unyieldingly Christian school. As a child I was surrounded by fundementalists and although I was not their child they would hit me. They were the type to, no joke, burn a picture because they thought that it was somehow Satanic. I think it's a small miracle I didn't turn out that way too. Instead I have chosen my own path as have you. I think we can both agree how nice it is to be free from the controlling influences of others?

And kingofgta07. Your faith is not without merit. But you need to get rid of your splendour and your Vatican. Christ loved the people, Christ loved the poor, Christ was a humble man. And yet his supposed churches are filled with gold. Despite warning against idols Catholicism is full of them! That faith needs to wake up and move away from its greed, corruption and various other sins. Cannibalism is plain wrong. How can the Catholic church endorse it?

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K^2

Explain to me in short terms the purpose of faith. You keep saying that it's a good thing, but I really don't see it. All any faith introduces is inflexibility in your world perception. Feel free to rebut.

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Typhus

The purpose of faith?

 

To acknowledge and worship your creator.

To avoid Hell.

To secure your place in Heaven.

To give you a strong moral guide.

To give you a sense of purpose.

To give you a sense of community through the Church.

 

These are all reasons people will give you. I have faith because I have felt the presence of God. I have felt the spark of divinity and know him to exist. He works in my life. But I don't need to be intolerant because I feel this way. You want intolerant? Talk to my old church. I never went back. Why stay with people who cannot even have a mature theological discussion? Faith does not necessarily mean that you are narrow minded.

 

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