Otter Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 (edited) New Episodes! Dec 31st 09! Has it seriously been since April? Holy hell, this year blew by. Oh, and a bonus: That's the new spin off, based on the hotdog from the hotdog episode. Or something. ================================================================ First user-submitted scripts are finally here! New Episodes - April 13th! User Submitted: 1 - 4 =============================================== New Episode: The End New Episode: Hat ========================================================== And apparently, crabland's HUGE in Japan! Deadline for script submissions is February 6th. Old Episode: Banana Old Episode: Gun ========================================================== Old Episodes: MeanTube ...click on the video to jump over and watch in glorious high quality. We're still accepting script submissions, guys. If you didn't catch the last time I posted, we're accepting scripts from the general public...and we'll actually make them! Old Episodes: Hammer Old Episodes: Fishing Old: So, you may remember our series "Blackstar Enterprises," and how in one episode of which we boiled entertainment down to a streamlined, bare bones template. Well, we've put it to use. With little more than a few days of moderately hard work, we've proven that with a limited budget (100,000 an episode? Those days are over!) we can make the best most appealingest show everest made for the small... er screen. Enjoy the biggest, dumbest show ever made. Free Crabland T-shirt to the first guy who can tell me what breed of crab he is. As always, looking forward to comments and hatred. Edited December 31, 2009 by Otter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norniron Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 The fourth was the best good job sir good job King Crab Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starion Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Ha, I laughed my head off at the hotdog one. mod it with Nitrous Oxide and chassis dyno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geomy Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Dungeoness. Gimme ma damn shirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kayuni Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Dungeoness. Gimme ma damn shirt "Dungeness." You typo'd, it's my shirt now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Pink Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 I would have to say Dungeness. RUBBΣR░J♢HNNY (スオッ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mullen Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Cancer magister I absolutely love it, especially the pace. Keep up the great work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manofpeace Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 I see no reason to stop entertaining us because of your petty exuce of a budget. I want more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otter Posted July 17, 2007 Author Share Posted July 17, 2007 Geomy wins. I need to know what size you are. I`ve got a small, but thats it. And then, of course, where Im sending it and stuff. Kayuni cheated and pmed me a whole list of crabs. Linked me, actually, straight to Wikipedia. For shame. HE should win something, though, so what should I send him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kayuni Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Geomy wins. I need to know what size you are. I`ve got a small, but thats it. And then, of course, where Im sending it and stuff. Kayuni cheated and pmed me a whole list of crabs. Linked me, actually, straight to Wikipedia. For shame. HE should win something, though, so what should I send him? A trust fund? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otter Posted July 17, 2007 Author Share Posted July 17, 2007 I was thinking something more like a signed dvd, or a nude picture. But Im totally open to suggestions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kayuni Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 I was thinking something more like a signed dvd, or a nude picture. But Im totally open to suggestions. I'm thinking signed DVD box set and a piece of memorabilia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norniron Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 How about a Dungeness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mullen Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 How about a Dungeness. Too late buddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geomy Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Geomy wins. I need to know what size you are. I`ve got a small, but thats it. And then, of course, where Im sending it and stuff. Wow, there's really a shirt? Kayuni cheated and pmed me a whole list of crabs. Linked me, actually, straight to Wikipedia. For shame. HE should win something, though, so what should I send him? Give him crabs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otter Posted July 17, 2007 Author Share Posted July 17, 2007 Geomy wins. I need to know what size you are. I`ve got a small, but thats it. And then, of course, where Im sending it and stuff. Wow, there's really a shirt? Kayuni cheated and pmed me a whole list of crabs. Linked me, actually, straight to Wikipedia. For shame. HE should win something, though, so what should I send him? Give him crabs Yeah! Just PM me with your address and I`ll send it out pronto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kayuni Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 In all seriousness, Otter, I'd like you to hold off on sending me anything. When you have more shirts in future, send me a 6XL so I can carpet my floor with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maleficus Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 The hot dog one seemed really disgusting, for some reason. Episode 3 was probably my favorite. WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG WOLF GANG GOLF WANG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andyzoot Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 I like it when a car with a pancake and a cactus inside blow up for no apparent reason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remember This. Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 The first one rules. Full stop. Make more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norniron Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 How about a Dungeness. Too late buddy. I ment as a prize buddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crokey Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 The Hot Dog one wins. What else are we to expect from Blackstar Enterprises, a Soap Opera about aboot Shrimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inky Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 You are god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mullen Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 How about a Dungeness. Too late buddy. I ment as a prize buddy Ah, kay, my bad. I'll have to agree with Gareth about the hot dog one, it's a true exercise in hilarity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norniron Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Hot Dawg FTW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigGamer Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Otter, that was absolutely atrocious and a pitiful excuse for entertainment. And I loved every second of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crokey Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Oh just noticed, can I get a prize for noticing there is two Episode 5's, the Hot Dog one and the Ketchup one are both Episode 5. No Episode 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otter Posted July 18, 2007 Author Share Posted July 18, 2007 Paymon, would you expect anything less from us? Trivia - this is not the same crab that we used in "Blackstar Enterprises: Research & Development" - nor is it the same rhino. Same table, though. (I know you can set the autoplay function for youtube videos, but can you change their size, as well?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat. Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Number five wins. No question. Number four comes in second. Pancakes + random explosions = awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEoS Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 This is going to give me nightmares. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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