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Happy Holidays from the GTANet team!

CRABLAND


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New Episodes! Dec 31st 09!

 

Has it seriously been since April? Holy hell, this year blew by.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh, and a bonus:

 

 

 

That's the new spin off, based on the hotdog from the hotdog episode. Or something.

 

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First user-submitted scripts are finally here!

 

 

New Episodes - April 13th!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

User Submitted: 1 - 4

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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New Episode: The End

 

 

 

 

New Episode: Hat

 

 

 

 

 

 

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And apparently, crabland's HUGE in Japan!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Deadline for script submissions is February 6th.

 

 

Old Episode: Banana

 

 

 

 

Old Episode: Gun

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Old Episodes: MeanTube

 

 

 

...click on the video to jump over and watch in glorious high quality.

 

We're still accepting script submissions, guys. If you didn't catch the last time I posted, we're accepting scripts from the general public...and we'll actually make them!

 

Old Episodes: Hammer

 

 

 

Old Episodes: Fishing

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Old:

 

So, you may remember our series "Blackstar Enterprises," and how in one episode of which we boiled entertainment down to a streamlined, bare bones template.

 

Well, we've put it to use. With little more than a few days of moderately hard work, we've proven that with a limited budget (100,000 an episode? Those days are over!) we can make the best most appealingest show everest made for the small... er screen.

 

Enjoy the biggest, dumbest show ever made.

 

Free Crabland T-shirt to the first guy who can tell me what breed of crab he is.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

As always, looking forward to comments and hatred.

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Ha, I laughed my head off at the hotdog one.

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mod it with Nitrous Oxide and chassis dyno.
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Mister Pink
I would have to say Dungeness.

 

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Cancer magister

 

I absolutely love it, especially the pace. Keep up the great work!

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I see no reason to stop entertaining us because of your petty exuce of a budget. I want more! mad.gif
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Geomy wins.

 

I need to know what size you are. I`ve got a small, but thats it. And then, of course, where Im sending it and stuff.

 

Kayuni cheated and pmed me a whole list of crabs. Linked me, actually, straight to Wikipedia. For shame. HE should win something, though, so what should I send him?

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Geomy wins.

 

I need to know what size you are. I`ve got a small, but thats it. And then, of course, where Im sending it and stuff.

 

Kayuni cheated and pmed me a whole list of crabs. Linked me, actually, straight to Wikipedia. For shame. HE should win something, though, so what should I send him?

A trust fund?

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I was thinking something more like a signed dvd, or a nude picture. But Im totally open to suggestions.

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I was thinking something more like a signed dvd, or a nude picture. But Im totally open to suggestions.

I'm thinking signed DVD box set and a piece of memorabilia.

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Geomy wins.

 

I need to know what size you are. I`ve got a small, but thats it.  And then, of course, where Im sending it and stuff.

 

Wow, there's really a shirt?

 

 

Kayuni cheated and pmed me a whole list of crabs. Linked me, actually, straight to Wikipedia. For shame.  HE should win something, though, so what should I send him?

 

Give him crabs inlove.gif

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Geomy wins.

 

I need to know what size you are. I`ve got a small, but thats it.  And then, of course, where Im sending it and stuff.

 

Wow, there's really a shirt?

 

 

Kayuni cheated and pmed me a whole list of crabs. Linked me, actually, straight to Wikipedia. For shame.  HE should win something, though, so what should I send him?

 

Give him crabs inlove.gif

Yeah! Just PM me with your address and I`ll send it out pronto.

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In all seriousness, Otter, I'd like you to hold off on sending me anything. When you have more shirts in future, send me a 6XL so I can carpet my floor with it.

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The hot dog one seemed really disgusting, for some reason.

 

 

Episode 3 was probably my favorite.

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I like it when a car with a pancake and a cactus inside blow up for no apparent reason inlove.gif

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The Hot Dog one wins.

 

What else are we to expect from Blackstar Enterprises, a Soap Opera about aboot Shrimp

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How about a Dungeness.  tounge2.gif

Too late buddy.

I ment as a prize buddy

Ah, kay, my bad.

 

I'll have to agree with Gareth about the hot dog one, it's a true exercise in hilarity. icon14.gif

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Otter, that was absolutely atrocious and a pitiful excuse for entertainment.

 

And I loved every second of it. inlove.gif

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Oh just noticed, can I get a prize for noticing there is two Episode 5's, the Hot Dog one and the Ketchup one are both Episode 5.

 

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Paymon, would you expect anything less from us? wink.gif

 

Trivia - this is not the same crab that we used in "Blackstar Enterprises: Research & Development" - nor is it the same rhino.

 

Same table, though.

 

 

 

(I know you can set the autoplay function for youtube videos, but can you change their size, as well?)

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Number five wins.

 

No question.

 

Number four comes in second. Pancakes + random explosions = awesome.

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