Ziggy455 Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 whats your funniest moment on any VC radio station? mine is either when mr.zoo starts malting animals and threatens the doctor with his poisonous lizard... mr.zoo: i´ve got a poisonous lizard in the boot,he´ll kill you in two seconds!!! OR on vcpr when maurice is getting pissed of with the motivational speaker and punches him in the face.... the goth guy is like : banish these being from within my presence and the crazy women is just laughing... whats your favourite moments? "I might have laughed if I'd have remembered how." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Dickfingers Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 I like the Petstuffers advert. "....and coming soon, Grandparents forever". That always makes me chuckle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintdave Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 All the adverts are gold, typically done with Rockstars great sense of humour. V-Rock also has great moments when Lazlow is speaking or he gets the occasional caller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lili_86 Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 V-ROCK'S ADVERT about Americas heroes. "they killed yo wife" "But i'm not married" "U're now to America" VCPR's all moments are good. I like that naked one He's crazy beeing naked. And when the Pastor Richard shot him. "HOLD IT HARDER, AH THAT'S SO GOOD..." "NO, I'M A SOLDIER OF THE PROOF & DISENSY, GET BACK HEAVEN, GET BACK" "I LOVE U ALL" "EVIL DOIN' DIE DEVIL DIE" etc.......................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy455 Posted July 17, 2007 Author Share Posted July 17, 2007 V-ROCK'S ADVERT about Americas heroes. "they killed yo wife" "But i'm not married" "U're now to America" VCPR's all moments are good. I like that naked one He's crazy beeing naked. And when the Pastor Richard shot him. "HOLD IT HARDER, AH THAT'S SO GOOD..." "NO, I'M A SOLDIER OF THE PROOF & DISENSY, GET BACK HEAVEN, GET BACK" "I LOVE U ALL" "EVIL DOIN' DIE DEVIL DIE" etc.......................... yeah or the special katana one... go on tim..i got toffe stuck in toof its ok hochee try this ( toothpick sound) it also carries toilet roll and fold out woman for company... "I might have laughed if I'd have remembered how." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Vecetti Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Anything on V-Rock, lmao "I am the Prince of Darkness thats why my name is Lazlow" I need to sneak in a San Andreas moment though, I don't remmember the words exactly I think it went along the lines of... "Honey, I got you diamonds." "Oh my, they're so beautiful, hey, would you like a blowjob?" hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liesofsilence Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Anything on V-Rock, lmao "I am the Prince of Darkness thats why my name is Lazlow" I need to sneak in a San Andreas moment though, I don't remmember the words exactly I think it went along the lines of... "Honey, I got you diamonds." "Oh my, they're so beautiful, hey, would you like a blowjob?" hahahaha It went along these lines: >What were you doing with my sister in that hottub? <Hey I brought you diamonds >Woah, I can't even remember what I was mad about. Do you want a blowjob? WTF haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ring_of_Fire Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 "Mmm... so crusty on the outside, and tender in the middle - I like to munch 'em, vigorously!" Rusty Brown's Ring Donuts "I'll never go to school again!" Degenatron "Because whenever there's lightning, there's thunder!" Maibatsu Thunder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hope Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 I like the insane/conservative/contradicting mom, Jen, on VCPR. Really nice, deep humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy455 Posted July 18, 2007 Author Share Posted July 18, 2007 Awesome moment in VC is when the mom says that maurice is undressing her with his eyes xo "I might have laughed if I'd have remembered how." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViceCityMamba80 Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 the mom on maurice saying she beat her kids to within an inch of their life and the degenetron commercial saying shoot the red square with your blue square or something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVP_ Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 the renegade advert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolven Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Police radio- “we got a fat woman stuck in an elevator and I am checking it out” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickstick Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 "Well hello, Jimmy! I didn't know it was hockey season..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mixolydian Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 At the end of the Mr. Zoo segment, when he gets drugged, Mr. Zoo's last words make up most of the first line of a Grateful Dead song. I got a good laugh about a guy that's doped up quoting the Grateful Dead...very appropriate. The song is China Cat Sunflower, and it starts as Mr. Zoo ends..."Look for a while at the China Cat..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy455 Posted July 20, 2007 Author Share Posted July 20, 2007 At the end of the Mr. Zoo segment, when he gets drugged, Mr. Zoo's last words make up most of the first line of a Grateful Dead song. I got a good laugh about a guy that's doped up quoting the Grateful Dead...very appropriate. The song is China Cat Sunflower, and it starts as Mr. Zoo ends..."Look for a while at the China Cat..." really? i thought he said, look for a white vagina "I might have laughed if I'd have remembered how." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mixolydian Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 really? i thought he said, look for a white vagina I wasn't sure the first time I heard it, but when that segment came on again, I listened very closely and it's definitely the China Cat Sunflower line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackadder. Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 "Hey man I live in the ghetto, not the gutter!" VCPR I think it was, burst out laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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